Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1 Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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pomme 9 months ago

Evil cat is coming for you

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#2 Life Of A Tree

Life Of A Tree

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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#3 Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh 9 months ago

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#4 Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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Neeraj Jha 9 months ago

That twitching eye... xD

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#5 You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon 9 months ago

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6 "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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Rue Granger 9 months ago

“Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

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#7 Of All Places

Of All Places

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Arietis 9 months ago

But did they hatch?

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#8 Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

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#9 Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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LittleGrayMouse 9 months ago

Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!

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#10 Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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ADHORTATOR 9 months ago

If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

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#11 Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#12 Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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Llews Art 9 months ago

Spider-cat, Spider-cat...♫

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#13 We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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Paul Osborne 9 months ago

Heeeeeeeeeeere's kitty!

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#14 I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.

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#15 Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust 9 months ago

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16 Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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LittleGrayMouse 9 months ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?

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#17 Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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stellermatt 9 months ago

of all the excuses as to why you peed your pants...

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#18 The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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LittleGrayMouse 9 months ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

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#19 This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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Paul K. Johnson 9 months ago

I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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#20 This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.

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#21 Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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glowworm2 9 months ago

Hey, he's not sitting on the keyboard.

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#22 She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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#23 My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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LittleGrayMouse 9 months ago

Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!

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#24 Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

That's a neat stack created by a cat.

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#25 Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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Madalina Stanciu 9 months ago

that is really nice

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#26 When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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sJm 9 months ago

Gorgeous! Look at the way he's sitting :)

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#27 I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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Michiel nospam 9 months ago

Precious

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#28 She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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Madalina Stanciu 9 months ago

you are her slave

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#29 Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.

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#30 The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

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Wanderlust 9 months ago

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#31 F*cking A**hole

F*cking A**hole

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Dropbearboy 9 months ago

I see pineapple on the pizza, so you deserve it.

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#32 I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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godavari doke 9 months ago

My cat did dis everyday.. She used to knock the door

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#33 I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger 9 months ago

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#34 This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

Right in the eye. I mean in the right eye.

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#35 This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Paul K. Johnson 9 months ago

"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every asshole who comes along taking pictures?"

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#36 Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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Skure 9 months ago

Album cover for Catallica

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#37 Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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Janine B. 9 months ago

Rather furry baby that is.

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#38 This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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Ethel Othello 9 months ago

I don't blame the cat, I don't like the noise either.

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#39 You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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Ali Cat 9 months ago

Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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#40 Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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mulk 9 months ago

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41 Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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Liz Karsa 9 months ago

I love that the cat is named Walter.

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#42 Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

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godavari doke 9 months ago

Let me help you there :P

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#43 Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

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This Lil Raccoon 9 months ago

The boyfriends face!

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#44 New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 9 months ago

Damn dog stole my cat toy. Here's my new litter box.

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#45 Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Lord Beerus 9 months ago

One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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#46 The Computer Is Too Small!

The Computer Is Too Small!

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Biljana Malesevic 9 months ago

This is one pretty kitty! So fluffy!

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#47 When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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Biljana Malesevic 9 months ago

He is not even sorry.

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#48 This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust 9 months ago

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#49 Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

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Alexandra Hughes 9 months ago

Yes.

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#50 Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Kaia Kristjansson 9 months ago

My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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#51 I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

Stop moving your leg god dammit and give me that sock, Mom has put all my previous heists on display today want to add one more to that collection.

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#52 This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

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Daria B 9 months ago

Something deep inside me wishes to see that cat moving that tail. ♥

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#53 Ruining My Damn Screen Door!

Ruining My Damn Screen Door!

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rakuninaru 9 months ago

They're both majestic

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#54 This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

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Becklass 9 months ago

Your cat matches your floor :-)

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#55 My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

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Jessica Gunn 9 months ago

Courtesy flush

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#56 My Cat Is A Jerk...

My Cat Is A Jerk...

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thewildwoollychild 9 months ago

Cats do this when their litterbox is too dirty. Clean it up!

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#57 High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

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Dawn Baik 9 months ago

got the munchies

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#58 Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

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Val 9 months ago

Me not like it here, return to sender!

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#59 Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

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Heather Johnson 9 months ago

Kittens are fucking awesome. I fostered 5 newborn kittens up until they were three months old and they never did that much damage but I always took them outside on a blanket every single day for play and exercise

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#60 My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

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Paul K. Johnson 9 months ago

The beer in her hand explains a lot. I'm guessing that wasn't the first bottle. :)

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#61 My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

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Tori Tea 9 months ago

"i've reached life happiness"

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#62 Cat Starves Owner To Death

Cat Starves Owner To Death

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Just a man 9 months ago

As if to say, "Eat healthy!"

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#63 Climb The Human!

Climb The Human!

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Linda Matheny 9 months ago

If you have to pick up Momma cat and drop her like a piece of trash..... maybe you shouldn't own any cats.

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#64 Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

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Just Amiable 9 months ago

Hey, that's cool! They're buying a new toothbrush soon 👍

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#65 I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

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ArchangelLoki 9 months ago

I love the clarification on what got thrown out. 😂

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#66 Got Attacked By Something, Turned Around And Saw This

Got Attacked By Something, Turned Around And Saw This

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Janet Allison 9 months ago

Your lucky day!

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#67 I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

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Anastasia B 9 months ago

Abstract art

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#68 Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

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Tori Tea 9 months ago

This guy has the right idea of New Year's Resolutions!

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#69 I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

Somehow I am not at all comfortable with this pic.

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#70 Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

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mulk 9 months ago

ahahahah! Pavlov: a very awesome name for a cat!

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#71 Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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rakuninaru 9 months ago

hahahahha

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#72 This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

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Ntosh 9 months ago

So, he draws blood of those he likes.

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#73 If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

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Bobbi Newell 9 months ago

I lost it at savage omnoms!

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#74 The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

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Ladies and Gentlemen 9 months ago

That's an interesting inverted pyramid sort of looking table with three legs only... May be I would replicate this as my next DIY, I guess it need to stuck to the wall. Ohh noo.. its an optical illusion .. is it? Is it a regular table. Man, the longer I look, more I am getting confused..!!!

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#75 Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

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Heather Kong 9 months ago

So that's sort of perpetual motion huh

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#76 I Hate My Cats

I Hate My Cats

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Hope Floats 9 months ago

They're beautiful cats.. How could anyone hate them?

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#77 Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

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nanashi 9 months ago

the human is defeated!

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#78 Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

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Anne Reid 9 months ago

My tuxedo cat steals pens, too! Especially when I’m trying to use them!

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#79 He Does This Way Too Much

He Does This Way Too Much

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Skure 9 months ago

He is just helping with activation code

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#80 I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

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JillVille Child Care 9 months ago

Love the markings on this kitty's face! So pretty!

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#81 Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!