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If you’re a proud owner of a dog, a cat, a chinchilla, a hamster, or a lizard (we love all animals here at Bored Panda!) you know how miserable life would be without them. No wonder research has shown time and again that people with pets are happier. The set of round eyes, wagging tail and wet nose can surely boost your spirits when you need it the most.

However, not everyone has facilities to have a furry friend, at least not at this very moment. And in that case, this post will do the job by giving us a glimpse into the world of pets and their owners.

We wrapped up some of the funniest and most relatable tweets people shared about canines and felines this month, and it’s a kind of entertainment you don’t want to miss. From cute pics and spot-on observations to bits of daily reality of living with cattos and doggos, this is the purrfect fun I am talking about.

Scroll down, upvote your favorite tweets and be sure to share our previous features with more dog tweets here, here and here.

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memesiwish Report

Lindsey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This cat is void" I LOVE the name. Lol

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    #2

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    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! That's a cat alright, I had 5 of 'm in the 90's and each with a different character, one was called: Rascal. Very appropriate name for this male calico cat.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the cutest pissed off face I’ve ever seen.

    Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd watch my back for the rest of the day, if I were you...

    Ziba Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok look.. This is not how this works. I wake YOU up, you give food. Understood?

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my cat too, but I dont think she gets it. -_-

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    #3

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can concentrate even better on the most important thing in the world.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat named Spock takes after its namesake and does the mind-meld through the Cone of Shame!

    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is a MUCH easier way I can steal your breath, hooman! BWAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's breath stinks worse contest

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    Since dogs are our best friends, we all pretty much know what it's like to live with one. Even if you don’t have one, the chances are your friends, neighbors or parents are dog owners. But life with a cat is somewhat more subtle. You see, sometimes it seems like it’s not you who has a cat but rather a cat who has you.

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    So to find out more about what to expect from cats, Bored Panda spoke with Molly DeVoss, a certified feline training and behavior specialist who runs Cat Behavior Solutions agency, who shared some illuminating insights into the complex feline mind.

    #4

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    twcuddleston Report

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been an e-mail

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matching zoom stare.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ever you do, don’t p**s off the cat… you’ll be sorry!

    Elisabeth Gordon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's doing better than most humans. That's classic. The fact you're both sharing the same expression is priceless. 😅🤣😂

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight judging the entire time

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Stewart, I don’t wanna tell you this but this is one of the most stupid things I have ever heard. Now get out of my zoom call before I come to your house and tear up your sofa.”

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect time to ask for a raise

    Boaz Burger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's a menace to the entire city!"

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    #5

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat. How the hell did this happen?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, when a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much..."

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all those pretty pink noses and toeses!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Ode to Cats should contain that phrase, noses and toeses!

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    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Please save me”

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Spay meeeeeeee noooow!"

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So... This is what she warn me before..."

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can only count to five. Four paws,tail. Six kitten litters freak them out.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Facts: Each kitten is conceived separately; each kitten can have a different father, although these clearly have the same sire; each litter has a runt and a giant and they’re born at a mean time. My favorite time was always when the kits would start eating solid food, which we would put in a pie tin and then water down to make it easier on them, and then while they were eating we would give them gentle squeezes so that they would make little baby growls and spray out some of their food.

    Ziba Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is having an existential crisis

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    #6

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart just melted into a puddle of goo!

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who DOESN'T want to be a Labrador????

    POKEPOKEpikapika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats and dogs can be friends! This cat loves her doggy! BPFF(Best Pet Friends Furever!)

    Melissa Koczur-Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last cat did that with me since she was a kitten. Would even have to lie next to me under the covers if I was under them. Arwen-Home...a7fd99.jpg Arwen-Homework-6291131a7fd99.jpg

    Darbanella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat watches the dog lay down for a nap and then does a sneak attack.

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    There are many unique things about the way cats act from a behaviorist point of view. DeVoss said that people tend to think of cats as little meowing dogs, but they are a very different species. “For instance, your cat shares 96% of its DNA with tigers, so they really are much like having a tiny tiger living with you. Unlike tigers, who can consume up to one hundred pounds of meat in one sitting, then fast for many days, in the wild, your house cat will eat 10 or more small meals a day. They get over half their calories from protein and 46% from fat, leaving 2% from carbohydrates – yet much of the food we feed them has a greater percentage of carbs,” she explained.

    #7

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    Emmasmith77xx Report

    HaloRed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't deserve dogs

    Be Nice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t know that was possible

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens to my dog a couple times a year. She's very expressive with her tail.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a real issue. It called 'Happy tail syndrome', it mostly covers dogs hitting their tails on things, but does include sprains from 'excessive and vigorous wagging'.

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend years ago that came home to blood spray on multiple surfaces in most rooms. Out comes her happy boxer, just wagging his tail all over, undisturbed. Turns out he had whacked the dishwasher hard enough with his wagging tail to dislodge the edging and expose a sharp metal edge, then kept wagging and sheared the tip of his tail clean off. 😳

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be one heck of a cheerful dog:)

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother has the unfortunate habit of wagging his butt back and forth on the dance floor. He delusionly (is that a word?) claims it's dancing. I'm going to have to warn him of the all too real dangers of a*s sprain.

    Emily Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are too pure for this world

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that is both sad and cute! Bless his heart

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    #8

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    wedoreally Report

    Thorsten M. Weisner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please turn the picture. It is your house not the cat that is wrong :D

    Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats looking at you like, "why are you not standing on the wall?"

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider-Cat, Cpiser-Cat, does whatever Spider-Cat does :D

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...on the ceiling overhead, then they jump onto the bed...meow, meow, watch out for Spider-Cat!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat broke the law of gravity again.

    1010011 1001110
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat.exe is having an error please restart

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    #9

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    thomasthesquare Report

    Zara VP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me more of Ron Pearlman!

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming this fall: The shaggy dog. Only on Disney +.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the'70's there was a movie called The Shaggy D.A. I think it was by Disney. It was a copy of the movie Benji. Both had adorable terriers.

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, I am unable to se that. Lucky me!

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo,your dog is adorable.Will Ferrell is not

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    Another unique behavior is that they scratch surfaces as a territorial gesture. “Cats have scent glands between their toes that deposit a unique scent signature. Not only does a good scratching session stretch the back and remove dead nail growth, it also lets other cats know who the things 'belong' to.”

    When asked whether cats get attached to their owner(s) as much as dogs, DeVoss said that’s absolutely the case and maybe more. “Cats are very sensitive creatures who can detect our moods and emotions. Cats don’t display their emotions as outwardly as dogs do; cats communicate in very subtle body language cues, which may lead people to believe they don’t feel as much as dogs.”

    #10

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    svershbow Report

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you manage to resist for the whole meal?

    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo wanted food. You finished your plate. You upset doggo.

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The finished plate. He retreats in defeat... until the next meal

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    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a cat it would be eating from your plate.

    Maddie snapchat dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if you drop a piece of food on the table and he jumps up and.......🤣

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me nuts to have a dog staring at me while I eat.

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    #11

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is BECOMING a stegasaurus.

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    #12

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    grigg Report

    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my fiance's laptop. It works but he started to keep a spray bottle of water next to the bed 😢

    Anna M. G. Novák Vanclová
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shiba. I'm not surprised. Mine used to go scratching the carpet in a corner whenever she felt like I'm not giving her enough attention because she once scratched on it looking for some insect or something and realized I don't like it - so she started using it to negatively condition me ever since.

    misfittrixx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itd be even fumnier if he growled very löw tone as he stared ..

    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard behavior for an Akita. Of course, by definition and odd, strange, hysterical behavior is standard for an Akita. 15032806_1...5386b7.jpg 15032806_1770799606507730_911094243926996523_n-627ee5c5386b7.jpg

    Katherine Ann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am holding this chair hostage until you give me what I want

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    It’s no secret that there are tons of cat behavior myths surfing around that in fact have very little to do with reality. One of the most common cat myths is that they can’t be trained, DeVoss said. “In fact, cats respond very well to positive reinforcement. Cats are highly motivated by food, so with the right treats and techniques, you can train your cat to do just about anything.”

    #13

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    SimoneGiertz Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Looks like she's great at it too!

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how to make the doggo selfie booth!

    Vash the Centipede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a video about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvG6V_BXsTE

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's prettier than all of the influencers out there!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. I would never leave home, just edit these all day. One of Simone Giertz's many delightful inventions! Click her name at the bottom, she's a Swedish trip.

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    #14

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    birdloaves Report

    Isabel Kato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like artwork from Hercule Von Wolfwinkle, an artist famous for his ultra realistic renders of pets

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimalism. I like it.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What picture? All I see are two cats.

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    #15

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    rorydcarroll Report

    martin734
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Styles is cute, but I still prefer to see the dog.

    MargyB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you include the dogs face, I'm sure it would have been cuter!

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Oscar he'll ever be holding! (Joke). Haha

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, hes mainly a singer yea? So unless he branches out to acting, you're probably right 😅

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    WarpedThoughts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly one of the only ppl I would allow watch my dog 😂

    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I needed another reason to adore Harry Styles.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the guys photo? Where is the doggo?

    Waffle 🧇
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Harry got an Oscar! That’s so nice! And the doggo is a pretty color!

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    “Another myth is that cats are low-maintenance (compared to dogs); cats need daily attention, and while they don’t need to go out on a walk, they do need daily prey play – a play style that simulates the predatory hunting sequence,” she said.

    “‘Cats are nocturnal’ is another myth; cats are actually crepuscular, which means they are most active at dawn and dusk, when their prey is scurrying about. A lot of people believe cats are aloof, when in fact, they develop deep relationships with their owners. Some cats are more shy than others, but all cats can learn to trust and be more confident if people take the time to earn that trust,” the cat behaviorist explained.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posing for the temple to be built in their honor.

    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na na na na na na na na na na na CATMAN!!

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is it a Batman or Catwoman? The answer is: Yes.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am vengeance, I am the night, I. Am. Catman!

    Socks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am cat. I do nothing by accident.

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    #17

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    smartlittleguys Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book title: "Evolving Opposable Thumbs"

    Kelli Girouard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you walk over and lay on the book to get his attention?

    Phantom682
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professor Mcgonagall?

    Spleens the cat fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book: and they were roommates Cat: oh my god they were roommates

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it didn’t lose your place…

    David Muench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So there ISN'T a Mockingbird in 'To Kill a Mockingbird'.."???

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "First find a pot big enough for your human, preferably with a lid. Score the skin and then . . ."

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    #18

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    ranimolla Report

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soooooo.....saw you petting another dog today.....wanna tell me what that's all about??"

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, I'm not saying ALL cats are untrustworthy thieves, but if you're too afraid to start a national dialogue..."

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a "How was your day?" look if I ever saw one.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, why don't we open a bottle of wine and discuss what to do for the holidays. :)

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now look here. There's the easy way and there is another way.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Janice, do you know the truth of our dog and savior, barkus

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't normally poop on the rug, but when I do, it's because I've got worms.

    Miss Ann Thrope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just needs a cigar and a snifter of brandy.

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    Meanwhile, any change in a cat’s routine should be a warning signal for a cat parent. “Cats are highly territorial home bodies who develop daily rituals and routines. When a cat is out of sync with their normal schedule and behaviors, something is awry. It’s unusual for your cat not to want to jump and climb to high places. Being in a high position makes cats feel safe from unwanted interaction,” DeVoss told Bored Panda.

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    #19

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    laurenncarterr Report

    Francis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left doggo "where in life did i take a wrong turn to end up here ?" Right doggo "i have got no clue what's going on, but i love it!"

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me and my little brother in a nutshell

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like someone's grandparents

    Wildercat 25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this could make a really good meme.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat! The chin strap! The thousand yard stare! This dog has it all...

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even see the pool floaty decked out for the holidays - I'm not sure I can handle all this at once!

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The serious dog makes the other one look excessively fey…in a cute way

    Emily Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the dog having an existential crisis

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dog on the left is Jewish?

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    AlainaLucius Report

    kath morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves a good blanket fort 🥰

    lefty libra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has a sense of power.

    misfittrixx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are weird , pne of my cats will only drink water from tje bathroom tap and yes he knows the difference ..

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat digs in the sofa. I'm going to try this.

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you make the cat a house with two cushions? That's cool.

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have SO done this before!!!

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your authority is not recognized in 'Fort Kickass'."

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    #21

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    bigzaddyjos Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dog gets more invitions than you...

    Maureen Matthew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take my dog twice a week to a daycare - their motto is, does your dog have a social life? My answer is yes and it is better than mine.

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    Not PC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His did they get all those digs to sit and chill?

    Moxie Mallahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked on the Twitter page and Esther is the wiry/curly haired dog on the right side of the table.

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like an awesome party!

    Moxie Mallahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Esther is the wiry/curly haired dog on the right side of the table.

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    Clare Is great
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke my sister (8 yo) throws a huge party for our dog. My brother’s birthday is 2 days later and it’s much smaller

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is holding a tennis ball! 🤣

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    If you are thinking of becoming a cat owner, you may want to consider if you’d be a good fit for this animal. “People who are very observant and compassionate make great cat parents. People who are a little nerdy who will do research on cats to learn about their species are also good cat moms and dads,” DeVoss said and added that “Cats communicate in very subtle gestures, so if you stride through a room without taking a good look at your cat, you might miss an important form of communication.”

    The feline behaviorist concluded that “when we take the time to learn about our cat species and what they need, we are better able to provide an environment full of enrichment and satisfaction, which helps to alleviate behavior issues.”

    #22

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    bigbootyderek Report

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they’re siblings. I’m guessing the 5th cat is the OP’s? But math is hard so maybe that’s it.

    Wynn Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me once. Often when my friends and I walk home from school there's a small calico cat in someone's yard. For months, me and my friends called her Fred. One day, we're walking home and we see TWO of Fred. Apparently there were two all along. We now call them Fred and Not Fred

    KellyKix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's frickin awesome. You made my nite.

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be a new Kinkos in your neighborhood…

    KDav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 4 lights, but there are 5 cats....

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they've multiplied!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they just keep coming through that portal from another dimension.

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    Shara Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I have 5 cats. What colors? Grey. The other one? Grey. How about the others? Grey! 😳

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A glitch in the matrix" occurred a whole lot one day...

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see 5….? Also, how adorable!

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    #23

    Funny-Cat-Dog-Tweets

    hilary_l072 Report

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did she get that? My dogs each want one

    Jontelle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found it for ya!.. I mean them 😉 https://www.chewy.com/rogz-by-kong-grinz-treat-ball-dog-toy/dp/116747?utm_source=google-product&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=12651121862&utm_content=ROGZ%20by%20KONG&utm_term=&gbraid=0AAAAADmQ2V3sG2T4OIW7hCRpQjJq-ZLO3&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzsXD2tbc9wIVGP_jBx0RkgVNEAQYASABEgIozfD_BwEhey

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    Someone With A Name
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shiver* at least shes... enjoying herself...

    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top right image looks like Gilbert Gottfried (god rest his soul).

    Ziba Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be terrified but also laughing so ahrd if a dog ran up to me like this.

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    #24

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    TriMyData Report

    Lo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two dogs that are very dog but also quite cat. Don't know what to do anymore

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That phrase fits every picture. “When I’m in danger of taking my life too seriously, I just look at my dog.” Same phrase as be the person your dog thinks you are.

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    #25

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    TheAndrewNadeau Report

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We meow back. I sometimes wonder what we are saying...

    Grabthar's screwdriver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask one what he wants and he shows me, it's usually "you need to come in the back garden" or "it's time for bed" or "stroke my bum while I'm eating food". The other one just yowls and then has zoomies.

    Alizabeth Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my husband do this with my cat as well

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to brush up your cat language real quick

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have different meows just like dogs have different barks. If you pay attention you'll learn what they're saying to you. It's so cute when I'll hear one of my cats meowing for attention. My two girls are litter mates and they meow at different pitches. I always know who's talking to me when they're out of my sight.

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    Urbosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "I know" but it's always food or attention. If the bowl is empty it's food, but if there is still food in the bowl then it's attention XD

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have in-depth conversations with my cat she probably thinks I'm mental

    UnicornLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too. My cat is kind of dumb though, so he just keeps talking to me, and we have full conversations.

    Cathpoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say "I can't talk to you when you're like this."

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    #26

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    cat_dot_exe Report

    Shara Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am dark and mysterious, don't underestimate me!! 👀

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S/he identifies as dog. Do NOT dis trans species.

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad boys bad boy whatcha you gonna do ...

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What??? You gotta a problem with this, do ya?!"

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, they didn't have any 'Security Cat' patches. So I have to wear this until they do."

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...that ain't gonna happen.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is proud and also daring like ‘what you gonna do about it?’ 😆

    Beth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to see your I.D. You show him. He doesn't believe you,

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feel safe with this cute cat

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    #27

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    Thereisnocat_ Report

    Moiya Hackett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh one is shorter and has gold around its neck, what your point 😂

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    Daisy Dunkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love how the one next to her turns her head like she just noticed

    Anta Babb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These realism artists are really getting to the next level of art and sculptures

    Cheryl Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the smallest statue looks like it is looking at the last "statue" like WTH are you doing here? You do not belong here! You are not fooling anyone, you know.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I like the way the last 'statue' has fitted into the space, like he/she has found their rightful place.

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    Urbosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that "statue" on the far right is just simply adorable!!

    Shara Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would we figure this out without Sesame Street or, was it the Electric Company!

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    #28

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    Strawburry17 Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love it! need one for my mad kitten

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kitten would still sit on YOUR keyboard

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    Joy Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would never deign to WORK. She figures gracing us with her presence (and her hair) is all that we require of her.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized, I HAVE NO THUMBS!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I need this for when my cat(s) show up on my zoom meetings!

    Bron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most adorable thing!

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that's so cute, where can i find it?

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    #29

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    yyentaa Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Day light come and we want to go home

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the level of awesomness and not givin a single F, I want to achieve :)

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look out for deadly black t'rantula!

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope there is not a 'black widow' in there!

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    #30

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    jaboukie Report

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on top! Hahahahahha!

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh hate it when that happens!!! Was talking to one of my squirrels sitting at the door waiting & Text to talk picked up " Hold on buddy, I got your nuts"

    Legolas Greenleaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister once sent me a random message that consisted of "sure what time blitzen get off the curtains don't do that your food is over there hi baby hi hi hi hi oh shoot hold on"

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    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope your boss/co worker is a PET person/lover, hahaha!

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily, said in the universal tone of voice used solely for pets and babies, so nobody would take offence!

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So,did you set the ET for stinky ?😭😂

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they said technology would solve every problem. . .

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    #31

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    clsdapp Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all the love you need. 🥰

    Evan Sloane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It is WAY more than you will EVER need.

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    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I love dogs. They love my company, they are always pleased to see me and they don't laugh at my singing in the car.

    LEGOPernille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh. It is my dog... and I have been gone for 3 min. ...

    Kyndra Krontz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog always loves you. "JENNIFER YOU WERE WRONG SOMEBODY well thing LOVES ME!!"

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The purest, most unselfish love that exists. A dog is the only creature that loves more than it loves itself. We don't deserve dogs.

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs every time I leave the toilet ...

    Stephanie Wittenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that isn't the "Look of Love," then nothing is!

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most genuine love in the world.

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    #32

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    theglennisshow Report

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call them "kisses". You slowly blink then look away, look back at the cat and slow blink again. Our first cat taught me a lot and even more when she had a litter of 6 and we gave 2 away and kept 4 of 'm. Mimic a cat and you'll be good to go.

    I love the 80’s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that and always have worried that other people would think. Now I don't care, I'm just saying hi to their cat.

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In cat language it means the cat is comfortable and feels safe around you,a sign of affection. Head butts mean I love you. Turning their back on you while eating is trust - you have their back. Licking you also means your are family. And of course rubbing up against you is claiming you as theirs.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that by watching Jackson Galaxy. It denotes love and trust. It feels so good when they slow blink at you!

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s very rewarding when you actually feel like you connected mutually.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been working on blinks with a stray cat that I'm trying to earn his trust

    Elisabeth Gordon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I used to do that with our last cats, but with the 'next' two, they just don't understand why WE slow blink. Occasionally we try again with our boy (we had to euthanasia our sweet crazy girl), but no. Perhaps 4yrs in the cat shelter (for both of them) had some affect.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been know to sit with any of my cats and exchange blinks for well over the "acceptable" time period! I love it and I get such a kick out of knowing my boys love me too.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💝💖💝💖💝 Eye blinks = Love lashes 💖💝💖💝💖

    Kyndra Krontz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is saying ily to your cat or your cat saying ily, fyi

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my previous cat, successfully. But my new cat (10 yrs old, mine for last 6 months) doesn't respond. I don't know if I should keep trying, or accept she just prefers cuddles on my lap.

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    #33

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    LittleLostLad Report

    The lesbian knitting panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so? they need to experience art and culture too!!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did some digging around and found out the kitty’s name is Richard Parker, like the tiger in the book “Life of Pi”. And yes, he only has one eye :)

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 8 weeks her mind started to go he thought, she began to speak to the walls and the cat. Then they start speaking back madness had began

    Elisabeth Gordon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the photos are integrated into well known Western artworks. Clever. But the best has to be the cat looking at the 'art' of itself as if it actually is hung in a gallery, not a hallway. Gorgeous.

    peruchipac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maaaan all these people did all these wildly crazy imaginative stuff. Whilst I ate, napped, burned through Netflix, napped & ate some more!

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice in the "Michelangelo" painting, Adam is a cat having its tail touched by "God"?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s cats in all the “paintings” XD the Mona Lisa is holding an orange tabby.

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    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way kitty is looking at the art.. very impressed by what he sees

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom did this for their (small) dog, so she would have something to look at while she ate

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    #34

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    BacklineNurse Report

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stockholm Syndrome at its cutest

    Jill Chambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You weren't expecting her to walk around n-naked?!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that her face markings make her look so angry.🤣

    Shara Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doc! Now my whole dog is broken! 😂

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her cute little face is killing me!!

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    #35

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    thegallowboob Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing this photo posted over and over and over, but the chill off fear that rushes down my spine when I see it is always as intense as the first viewing!

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    #36

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    cottoncandaddy Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs feel responsible for everything all the time!

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeppers....sadly, we don't listen to THEM enough!

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine makes audible grunts when she sighs. And gets louder if you don’t pay attention and give her what she wants. I swear she’s just lamenting.

    Christina Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! This!! Also if i tell them to get off the bed and they don't want to, i swear their annoyed and telling me to F off.

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my dog was the only one who does what I call the "big sigh". He always sounds so world-weary and fed up... but I know he just wants my attention.

    LMS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog sighs a lot too! lol

    SerumSeven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said that there is not a creature in existence that can sound more blase about nothing than my German Shepherd.

    kews
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog doesn't sigh, she deflates.

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does a dog sighs? how does it sound like

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Somebody who doesn't contribute to this house" :O :O :O Methinks somebody doesn't understand what a dog is for!

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    #37

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    summerstoli Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nipheads should not imbibe and drive!

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go home cat, you're drunk.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peaople this is a serious issue. If your cat drives under the influence of catnip they could get into a wreck and hut themselves or someone else. Please be sure to talk to your cat about drug abuse.

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to have cats than children, because with cats, it's quite legal to get them stoned and then laugh at them.

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that'll teach you to go for the brand new car for her sweet sixteen

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    memesiwish Report

    MarWol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain has problems processing this

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I've been looking at this picture for over 5 minutes straight and I still can't figure out what the heck I'm looking at. Lol.

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you put him in the wash on the wrong setting?

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, the cats deflated again!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has clearly mastered the Vulcan Mind-meld and has become one with the carpet…

    Shara Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starving mom!!! I'm fading away!

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the cat under a rug? Hard to focus.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was buried in gravel.

    Frostfirefox919
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

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    #39

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    maisondecris Report

    Gwen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a dog, they would be in the Screaming Beagle Division!

    Aidan Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat: yes, oh god, the deaths of my littermate's still haunt my days. i can still picture the blood purring down their faces. i can still hear their screams. sometimes late at night i wonder if i should have been the one to die and not them, God knows i deseve it for all the things i have done. their deaths will haunt me, the ghosts of neechee, miles and sabbath will haunt to the end of my days. owner: aww he's twying to talk too mee. what a cute kitty

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whiskered sargeant-major, sir!

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guinea pig did he was a Marine Corps drill sergeant,retired now mut still demands that military discipline.😜

    #40

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    emmethompsonn Report

    N.A. N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he's not a black dog. Never would've seen him again.

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the deer alright tho?!

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A while back I got a call from ups asking me if a owned a rather large pit mix dog with a bad attitude. I was terrified thinking somehow he'd gotten out of the house and been run over by one of their drivers but couldn't understand how they knew he had a bad attitude. She said sir we need you to go home and get your dog he's got our driver trapped on top of his truck. He'd broken out of the house because he hated the ups truck so much. Pretty funny for me, not so much for the driver. He wouldn't have hurt him or anybody else but God help the ups truck.

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a Border Collie when I was a kid who absolutely hated UPS trucks too. No idea why. He liked the drivers just fine, but would bark and growl at the trucks and bite the tires. 🤣🤣

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    Vinita Talaulikar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They catch dogs and cats and those humans who commit crimes are running scot free.

    Stuart Griffiths
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah he knows what he did look at that face let him go

    Jasam Nitko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom's cat broke into a store and ended up in jail. Mom lives in a small village and the jail is in a town 100 kilometers away. It took her five days to find out where he was and he was one miserable kitten when she finally found him and got him home.

    Bron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From “most adorable” (doggo with his mini laptop) to “most insane thing I’ve heard”.

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    Leonel Roque
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    3 years ago

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    I hope the deer was ok! I don’t like this one!

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's all- I see you laffin' - come get me outta here!

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    #41

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    BacklineNurse Report

    Jill Chambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all the pictures I've seen of cats stealing dogs' beds, this seems like justice.

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat actually looks sad in the second picture!

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro, that's not a rabbit... that's just a ball of fluff!

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me hooman. You're my only hope.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that rabbits take whatever they want. They're toughs in fluff suits.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have mine. I bought that same cat bed and my cat won't even go near it.

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    Jessi Zultanky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to be terrified of my rabbit

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    #42

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    veroconplatanos Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more regret on the way when the pack of kraft singles has completed its way through the entire digestive tract.

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    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd mover her a**e off that shag rug, if I were you...

    Nandy Nam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she was as smart to peel them !!!!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic too? Get her to the vet asap.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese..."

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?" "I think I'm blind."

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    #43

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    97Vercetti Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sad state of affairs when your dog is cooler than you.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dog is cooler than you, everything was done right.

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    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Preparation Prevents P**s Poor Performance". That dog is a Marine!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, human, I'm ready for adventure.

    Ice king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHOP CHOP were burning daylight

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY dog, at the sound of the keys, or the putting on of the owners' jacket/purse!

    Meredith Gossland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg when my dog sees me put my shoes on she becomes a raving maniac at the front door! (I don't wear shoes in the house)

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    #44

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    3O1TY Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crocs are the only issue here

    Aden Lawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you insult the highest of footwear. The crocs are the most superior shoe. I wore mine for years, they became my personality. For you don't wear the crocs, the crocs wear you!

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    martin734
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully someone knew the correct position to place someone in who has "fallen asleep" after getting drunk.

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    HaloRed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fell asleep* bro you passed out

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the crocs mate! Green for the win!

    WhyAmIHere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's talk about the Crocs. Not the bad case of morning glory....but the Crocs. The superior shoe but that green- go for the rainbow ones my guy.

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, how drunk do u have to be to assume that position?!?!

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doggie is so cute! such loyalty

    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She loves you and was protecting you.

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    #45

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    mariana057 Report

    John Dwyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I messy poo could spell disaster

    RollDdice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Vet bill is going to be higher than a triple word score.

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you'll get the whole vocabulary when you least expect it!

    Gabe Byers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with my dog but he left little messages around the house

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    #46

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    DrSamiSchalk Report

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have, too! Both my cats really helped me with my thesis, calming my ADD by purring next to me and letting me pet them while I worked. <3

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope their cat was the first acknowledgment listed.

    Pandaroo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I listed my cat as a co-author in one of my assignments. I got 100% for it.

    Azolane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my cats too in the list of people I thanked at the end of an essay I published. They are forever with me in the pages of that book now 😊

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    #47

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    Ehlliss Report

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable...mine won't go if it's raining. I literally saw one of my boys suck a turd back in is body and run for cover when it started drizzling.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So impressed the dog held out as long as it took to put on puppy galoshes

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the dog has changed their mind. They don't need to go now.

    Natalia Shoemark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty clever! Just hope the dog didn't have to hold on too long!

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ... surprisingly common! We have a neighbour with the cutest (and probably scariest) Shiba (if you've met Shiba Dogs... you .. understand) - and when it's raining he gets a little raincoat... and it's a wee little garbage bag with holes cut out for his head/legs/tail/tummy. We call him Garbage-bag Shiba and we admire him from afar.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... can't you just hold an umbrella over both of you ... if it's for peeing only, not for running around, that should do, shouldn't it?

    POKEPOKEpikapika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just......... SO CUTE! Your mom's a genius.

    Renee Prete
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points because she used a Disney bag

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    #48

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    memesiwish Report

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine walks away then looks back with a look of: "Keep up human"

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat the split second I withdraw my hand from petting him. (Hey, where do you think you're going?)

    Shara Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will bear my marks of over petting!! 🥷

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! Every single time! My cat is training me!

    Cameron Hupp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way of using Squid Game <3

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume that position is to staunch the bleeding. My dear departed girl cat had PIA (petting induced aggression) too. Wish I'd known then what I know now.

    Ice king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like tf man you were ok 2 seconds ago

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    #49

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    imnotamna Report

    Boggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will keep you safe.

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be more dangerous when "this" gets out ^^

    Jill Chambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bag does NOT look strong enough.

    Kyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loved to be carried around the house like this. Dunno how we figured that one out.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine loves to be carried in the laundry basket

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    Scott Crowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you won a Catfish at the Carnival tonight. Congratulations! much better that the Goldfish

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the cat out of the bag!

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    #50

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    ChrisStephensMD Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because you bought a box full?

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate how they know when you do that??

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. When they like something you drive everywhere to find it then all of a sudden they change their minds and you have a cupboard full of unwanted cat biscuits.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat decided she didn’t like the really high end expensive cat food anymore, she now wants the McDonalds quality level of cat food. Went from Origen to Blue Wilderness to Iams. Oh well.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our friends' cat gets mad when she catches them giving the REALLY cheap stuff to the outdoor stray cats cuz she loves that stuff.

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only till you have none in the house and it's 3 AM and no shops open ;o)

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's face: I'm so done with you treats!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me yet again that I need to call Chewy to cancel my order for 3 more flats of the canned cat food I put on autoship. The cat scarfed up the can I first gave him, hence my order. Has not eaten it since, except the night I left only that out overnight w/ no dry food. He ate maybe 2-3 0f the 6 bites. I am thinking of putting the rest in our survival food storage in case Putin gets even crazier.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Cats Never Liked them but Shake a Bag of Hawkins Cheezies & Watch Out!!

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    #51

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    AHappierDay Report

    NG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait… the pillow fell on the roof- how? and why? if you were in a helicopter why did you have your dogs pillow with you? Am I missing something or just plain stupid

    Mimi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it fell to the roof below from an apartment building balcony

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    Trevor Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck on the roof with the soccer ball

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a Soccer Ball ... for when kitty gets bored! Intentional gifting, I say !

    POKEPOKEpikapika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a stray? If it is, you should jump on that roof and become its owner.

    Tanjiro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did it get on the roof

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    #52

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    PaladinAmber Report

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh who did he fight?! the vacuum?

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cats are ridiculously sensitive. I had a Maine C**n that was the clumsiest cat I've ever met. He'd frequently lose his footing and fall over, or off, of half the house. But if I dared laugh at him, oh my! He would sulk for days!!!

    PalmKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    1msht_ Report

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she has lovely patterns! what breed is she?

    RandomFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her tiny paws are so cute!!!!!!

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing the 'Pretty' song, in her mind!!

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    #54

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    bvwhoo Report

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aahahahahah! THIS is a work of art!

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he DID hear they are looking for a new judge, on 'The People's Court!'

    POKEPOKEpikapika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fence is for your kids, right? Because your DOG can DEFINATELY jump over it.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's amazing!! I love poodles.

    #55

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    memesiwish Report

    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts spinning it faster and faster until the cats blur together in a whirlwind of red, blue, green, and yellow, and fur fills the air*

    #56

    Funny-Cat-Dog-Tweets

    fluffy_willow Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, kitty’s just waiting for that giant fart it knows is coming…

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    #57

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    CatSurge Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nawh, he's been watching too much of Judge Lauren Lake on TV, hahaha!

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fours are strong with these ones. poor pups

    #58

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    itsashlyperez Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I hide here, they can't see me.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to try that the next time I go to the doctors.

    POKEPOKEpikapika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you died, did your husband post this?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat pretending it has lost its head!

    #59

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    AyanaGray Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog, Evie, would do this all the time with me. She would come in and somehow crawl under the blankets and put her head on my pillow and fall asleep.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get screamed at by my littlest cat until I can't take it anymore and just give up and go to bed!

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too! That was the only way to get the screaming to stop!

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    Jaakko Wigelius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our german shepherd was exactly like this. She sighted and went to bed. Every night exactly 10pm. Damn i miss that dog.

    #60

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    realkimhansen Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddest boy ever is already summoned there - four times even

    POKEPOKEpikapika
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they raise their paws in the air and shout, "LONG LIVE THE HUSKEYS!" ( Um, what breed are they? Siberian Huskeys?)

    #61

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    97Vercetti Report

    LEGOPernille
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree... He was there when I met my husband... It came with the package 🤷‍♀️😂

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think it's called FURniture, Susan?

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought about it. You're so right.

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    lgbt_squid.12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? they should be asking if the dog lets you on the furniture

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how the remote is upside down

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad photoshop but funny

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She even wears lipstick and smokes weed. Dogs will rule the World.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a none coffee drinker who has never smoked weed, serious question. Just how would the mix of cooffee and pot effect you. Would you be mellowly hyper?

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    ChrisEvans Report

    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of "dog parks" in the USA but still not sure what they are. A park where no kids / people are allowed? Whwre you don't have to pick up poo? Or is it that dogs aren't allowed in most parks? Confused Brit here.

    Cadena Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a nice open area thats completely fenced in so u can take the dogs off leash and let them run free without having to worry about loosing them. Usually split in 2 one side for small dogs one for big dogs

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    Cynthia Souza
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    3 years ago

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    Amery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEPPERS!!! (to the Puppers!)

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    #64

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    slender_sherbet Report

    #65

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    JussMemez Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this dog now has a lot to think on…

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I hear him.. humming the tune of "Should I Stay or Should I Go Now?!?"

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    SeidWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He Kant bear the burden of thought...

    POKEPOKEpikapika
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, doesnt this seem a bit dangerous? Your dog is sitting on a ledge with no fence, you are taking a picture, and your dog is in danger of falling off into the sea and drowning. You should be carrying him off the ledge, not taking a photo.

    #66

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    avanthigovender Report

    D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!!

    N.A. N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he has extreme anxiety

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, which one is the recipient of the therapy?

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did therapy dog get into some drugs? He's looking a little.....well, high. He looks high af😅

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's attempting to 'absorb' your fear, good sir! (It's in HIS eyes, now...haha!)

    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dog doesnt like the noises. :(

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    #67

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    TomKilianArt Report

    BannedFromABoatShow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine sits outside the bathroom door wailing with grief at the horrors I must be experiencing, then when I finally come out she’s like oh. Ok then. Every. Single. Day.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I think mine was just afraid that I would die before I fed her.

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    Elliebean13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog weighs seven pounds, your cat would do a better job pulling you out of a fire then my dog.

    #68

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    parker_d_evans Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Maine c**n and can confirm that very big kitty meows can sound like a variety of instruments and occasionally like the screams of a small child being murdered

    Wij
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the fark is c**n censored?

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tuxedo is 12 pounds and is only a year old… he’s not even fully grown yet… he’s a medium/longhair too so we sometimes wonder if he has some MC in his ancestry :) He’s a kitty we adopted from the shelter, so probably not, but we can dream XD He has the tiniest, sissiest meow that he uses to absolute magnificent effect to sound as pathetic and sad as possible to get whatever he wants. It works every time.

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    Omag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greg looks like a parent that is tired of their kids BS but still has to attend their needs.

    Chelsee LeBlanc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does this too. Piece by piece

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he has trained you two to be his subjects? He won't eat, take his bowl of food away after five minutes. He'll soon understand that he's no longer the alpha male. Don't be fooled, he's been grooming you to obey him. After a few meals missed he'll come around and eat right away his meal.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dog is trying to tell you it hates its food so much that it doesn’t want to eat it until you DEMAND it eats… :/

    RafaelSoni Jimenez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also a protection since he's vulnerable while eating. Like how they protect us while we're in the rr. What a sweetie!

    Whysoserious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go through this same thing with one of my dogs. Every. Single. Mealtime.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they learn that it is a great way to get all of Mom and Dad's undivided attention. Um. Who is training who? 🐶❤

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My man‘s and my dog just recently started doing the same thing and I have no clue?!?

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    #70

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    videojame_ Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere there's a cartoon of a very rich looking cat saying to its cat butler: "Jeeves, go forth and buy the most expensive bed you can procure. I wish to sleep in the box it came in."

    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat with a hair tie. Or a pipe cleaner!

    #71

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    BrandonErri Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me sir, is this a good time to talk to you about .. !

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the cat: "Not Sleep Time!"

    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be Very Afraid...call a Purriormal Investigator ASAP.😈

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sees you when you're sleeping... 🎶

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is: is that your cat ?

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    #74

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment I thought he was lying on his back...

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the dog's tail? It's forbidden in Switzerland to cut the ears and tails. It's considered as torture, a heavy fine plus some prison time.

    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lemme guess, someone's not allowed onto the tile XD

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it vet day already????

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tail is giving someone the finger

    #75

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    adamgreattweet Report

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats would leave you on read. Dogs would be like, “Ok I can see you read my text but I know you are really busy so I feel badly about bothering you again but when you get a moment (like right now) could we pleeeeeeaze go for a walk? We haven’t gone in like foreveerrrrr and I’m just soooooooo sad and I’ll be your best friend (okay I’m already your best friend) and I know your really busy so I’ll just wait to hear back.” (2 seconds later) “Sooooo, not sure if my last text got through. I know it says you read it, but just in case that was a mistake because you know technology. I’m sure it isn’t your fault and I hate to bug you again …”

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would text you at 3am demanding food.

    #76

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    averagediana Report

    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome... Gus has a great grandpaw!!

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    #78

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    trashlyn_ Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your sweater shrinks in the wash and now the arms are too short.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat just had surgery and has a ring around her arm that is shaved. She is black with longish hair and with that bald spot in the middle, she looks like her fuzzy sock has fallen down. It's so funny but she gets offended when we laugh at her!

    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dashing pirate kitty, "Peg Legs."

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats had a full blockage UTI and when they put him under anaesthetic for urgent surgery, he had a full cardiac arrest. Thankfully he survived (less than 10% do, apparently), but you should see the shaved spots ALL over him! Absolutely everywhere from his throat to his bum and back feet!

    #79

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    genius_dogs Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've heard of CatDog. Now meet DogDog!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the floofiest tail ever…

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The origin of "the tail wags the dog".

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of dog is the little one? It's adorable!!

    #80

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    MoiraDonegan Report

    Missy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is very clingy and anxious from when I adopted her last year. The first time I left my cat alone I legit thought for a hot second 'I should call and see how she's doing'. Haha. So there's at least one other person that's done this.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, a senior manager at a company I used to work for (and shared an office with ), used to call his Wife(landline in those days don't forget) up at lunchtime every day and would immediately ask to be put on to his Yorkshire terrier, who he would baby talk to for half an hour.... This guy was in his 60's and was a rough, tough ex East End Londoner who once knocked out one of the Kray twins ...... I had to leave the office over lunchtime ....

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugh thank you for this story. My husband does not like dogs, yet when he's away on a business trip he will call to ask how his little girls doing (the Shih Tzu).

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    #81

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    sophiegoodallll Report

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of big dogs are like this, they grow so fast and have zero concept of their own bodies sizes anymore. Makes for fun moments like this, and like my old saint bernard who would always sleep in this tiny corner of the office, even when she wayyyy outgrew it 🤣🤣🤣 so she would either pretzel her way in, or there would be a big fluffy butt sticking out lol

    #82

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    videojame_ Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and the cat will still prefer the box 😺

    #83

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    Dream Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We spent £30 on cat food the other day (couple of weeks worth TBF) spent less on ourselves......well apart from alcohol. And yes she has a water fountain too.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all made that trip to the store where you completely avoid eye contact while checking out with only 4 things bc those four things are....cat food (wet), cat food (dry), kitty litter, and a bottle of whiskey. Priorities

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    Grivzyrn Novarn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried a few drinking fountains on my cat, but she either drinks directly from the tap or alternatively from a 5 liter bowl, filled to the brim. There must be something floating in it (cable ties, a bottle cap) and I have to make bubbles with my finger or a straw. I can't remember how I figured this out. But she is drinking!

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a direct from the tap kitty too. He just sits on the bench and yells when he wants me to turn the tap on!

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    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We humans are so easily trained by our pets to please their demands.

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    coldemoji Report

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a masterpiece. Look at that delicate brush work.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you’ve clearly entered your Blue Period…whether you were ready to or not!

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obviously feeling blue about the whole situation

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, it's the dog from Blue's Clues!

    Beth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his "Blue Period".

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blue Chihuahua, this is a color fits.

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    funandnormal Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans domesticated dogs, cats domesticated humans.

    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    add "dogs domesticated cats" and youve got a new rock paper scissors

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, cats have grasped the whole concept of "food in tins, open it humin!" pretty well, that's not something they find in nature.

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that's not domestication so much as being able to figure out basic cause and effect. All animals do this

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    Frail_Old_Woman Report

    HaloRed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a chow chow. They're so cool, they even have blue tongues!

    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high-school boyfriends parents had a male and female. They dogs didn't like new people, but they had puppies and those were the most adorable puppies I have ever seen. They really looked like little teddy bears and mama dog let me play with them.

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bother getting dressed [blonde]? U show your t1ts on top & when u sit down, you advertise your stuff on bottom. No self-dignity. Wonder if your brain works.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two don't run on brains,. More like whips and chains

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    #87

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    THE1NONLY_FK Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really need to know the charges, because that dog looks like a total bada*s.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL… the owner got the dog back but now has a GoFundMe up to pay for the “lawyer fees”. I dunno, man, maybe don’t commit a crime and then your dog won’t be taken away to the local shelter when you get arrested? It also looks like the owner is trying to become a breeder of Frenchies…

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually nice that they didn't just leave the dog unattended.

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    WholesomeMeme Report

    Legolas Greenleaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqEySIF_3s8

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    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah telly-sleeping works seems to be universal

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with me and meetings. Doesn't matter how awake I am going in, once the talking starts...eyelids become weighted

    #89

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    vettepassby35 Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s worried that you might have gone out without your scarf…

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making sure you are not hanging out with street gangs.

    #90

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    itgirIb Report

    HaloRed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If snoop dogg were an actual dog.

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to blame the dog, but the dog's not taking any of your c**p.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are going out again TONIGHT?"

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    jacksl95 Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can tell…the turkey’s far too large to be that cute little critter

    #92

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    sydneyelainexo Report

    #93

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    cIoudsof_fire Report

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take this kitty for a dental checkup

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of cats drool when they're happy. One of mine is exactly like this and her teeth are perfect.

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    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also had a cat that drooled when she slept. On my head. Every night! The vet said lots of cats drool when sleeping.

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should take his cat for a dental x-ray to rule out FORL. This is a common dental disease in cats, where the teeth dissolve from the inside (very painful) and it can't be detected by just looking at the teeth or gums. Excessive drooling might be a sign something is wrong in the dental area.

    Amy Broderick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat look like this except it wasn't drool - it was boogers. Big 'ol nasty boogers hanging out of his nose as big as leeches

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would drool a lot but then her tooth got knocked sideways and so we got it pulled at the veterinarian hospital and now she drools EVEN WORSE😭😭😭

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    danielhowell Report

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, oh why!? This is awful, your mother shouldn't have done this.

    #95

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    memesiwish Report

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    innesmck Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep have known each of these in my life.

    Legolas Greenleaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is all of these, depending on the time of day.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of the latter. He walked head-first into a wall once.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think they human: Salt. Doesnt have a clue about anything: Pepper. They are twins.

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    #97

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    fatfatpankocat Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sleepy, but Bored Panda must go on!

    #98

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    blackisms Report

    #99

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    memesiwish Report

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK - you got me. But I know where you sleep. BTW - how many lives do *you* have?

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The infamous purrito. And like any good snack will bit you back if you're not careful.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of "you're gonna pay for this, pal"

    Tahir Aman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this to my newborn cat when it was born and we were trying to take it to the vet

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy are you now in danger!

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more proof that cats are butter

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like a country ballad to me…

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    Jeremy Van Portfliet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah I am sorry to tell you ybis Grivzryn but we are. We treat them like family, raise them as our children. I am a proud cat dad.

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ::singsong voice:: Someone here has never loved a pet! ::points at Grivzyrn:: XD Humans adopt other humans and call those their “children”… and sometimes humans adopt cats and dogs… who are still our “children” :)

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are 100% animal parents 🧡 my boys are my lil babies!

    Grivzyrn Novarn
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    3 years ago

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    Humans are not animal parents. Please stop it.

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    Emi Call
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was scanning for the mailman

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Who’s my big old butt-fwapping guy?” “Who’s my big ole thang?” “Who’s my beauty boy?”

    SCP-3998
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Theres my fluffy girl!" "My sweet Booberry! Fluffberry Boo!"

    Amery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't do it when you've forgotten to turn off 'talk to text' on your phone! ;)

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but he wont receive any updates for borkOS

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    Amery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because cat's don't GAF about their name; never answer anyway, haha!

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    Bill McDowall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, I called my first rescue cat "Stupid" after she jumped onto a table in the pub I ran, slid all the way to the end, and then fell off the end of the table! I can't believe that I had to explain to university students the cats don't actually speak English!! 😔

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one of my cats’ names has an epic story behind it XD (usually lol) My old gray girl was named Wintressia (win-tress-ee-uh) because I was 15 when I got her and was big into fantasy and RPG video games. For the next 19 years, vets/techs would have the hardest time calling us up when it was our turn XD They’d struggle with her name til I’d just be like “Win. Just call her Win.” You’ll literally be able to find my photos and videos of her if you Google her full name - Wintressia!

    Sharon Kenty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a black cat that I named "Mudpie" - well for obvious reasons, found him in a mud puddle. The other black cat was named "Doormat" because he stretched out fully in front of the door, his favorite place)

    tw 72
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have noticed with my female cats: I can name them whatever I want but they only respond to whatever THEY want.

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