Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.

Bored Panda created a list of tweets that shows just how canine-obsessed we are. Vote for your favorite and tell us if you recognized yourself in them.

#2

Dog Tweets

L1lmojoOfficial Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

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#3

Dog Tweets

fioses Report

John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

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#4

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

CatPerson
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

-alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

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#5

Dog Tweets

DamienFahey Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

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#7

Dog Tweets

spaghemily Report

John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

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#14

Dog Tweets

5eean Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many people will salute you with respect for this action :D

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#15

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.

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#16

Dog Tweets

TheDrewLynch Report

MSP acephal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners

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#19

Dog Tweets

FreddyAmazin Report

Drakeguten
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh

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#20

Dog Tweets

Laura_Hattar Report

#21

Dog Tweets

EliTerry Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How could you! D: *writes that technique down*

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#22

Dog Tweets

theyearofelan Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...

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#29

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dafloydsta Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.

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#30

Dog Tweets

Yuuri_On_Top Report

Den Star
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

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#39

Dog Tweets

daddy_chinny Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

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#40

Dog Tweets

perdizzion Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, that's most dogowners :D AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT

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#42

Dog Tweets

souththvc Report

Leoninus Fate
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T

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#45

Dog Tweets

primawesome Report

Varada Vaidya
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

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#47

Dog Tweets

awonderdj Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dog is rather rectangularly shaped...

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#49

Dog Tweets

primawesome Report

WolfTitan Model 1
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

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#51

Dog Tweets

memesuppIy Report

i_know_im_amazing
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

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#52

Dog Tweets

grandead Report

sunnyrei82
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aaah! whenever it happens to me, I tell them "I'm sorry" like a dozen times and even explain them what happen, that it was an accident, that I am not angry with them, that I hope they didn't get hurt, and so on... like they would understand what I'm saying.

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#53

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lowell_ashley11 Report

Manuela Simon
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and he would love you till the end of his days - definitely

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#57

Dog Tweets

Becky_Cresswell Report

Gillian Black
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh yes I have thought of cooking for 2 instead of 1

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