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Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.

Bored Panda created a list of tweets that shows just how canine-obsessed we are. Vote for your favorite and tell us if you recognized yourself in them.

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L1lmojoOfficial Report

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

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fioses Report

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

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DamienFahey Report

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

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spaghemily Report

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

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dogtextings Report

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Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.

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TheDrewLynch Report

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Drakeguten
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh

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theyearofelan Report

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...

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dafloydsta Report

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.

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Yuuri_On_Top Report

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Den Star
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

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Leoninus Fate
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T

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Varada Vaidya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

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primawesome Report

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WolfTitan Model 1
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

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memesuppIy Report

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i_know_im_amazing
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

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grandead Report

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sunnyrei82
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aaah! whenever it happens to me, I tell them "I'm sorry" like a dozen times and even explain them what happen, that it was an accident, that I am not angry with them, that I hope they didn't get hurt, and so on... like they would understand what I'm saying.

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