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Whether you take pumpkin carving seriously or not, the Jack-o'-lantern remains an important part of every Halloween. Although carving squashes and turnips have been a common practice in many parts of the world for a very long time, it is believed that this modern tradition has its roots in 19th-century Ireland, and it seems that it's here to stay.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the scariest and truly terrifying Halloween pumpkin carvings that will give you more than enough ideas for your own jack-o'-lantern designs in the years to come.

From a dying phone battery to the haunting student loans, these Halloween pumpkin carvings etch deep into the human existence. These jack-o'-lantern faces remind us of the uncomfortable parts of reality and will make you sleep with the light on during the spookiest night of the year. Scroll down to collect your nightmare fuel, pick the scariest pumpkin carving ideas and upvote your (least) favorite entries.

#1

Scary carved pumpkin displaying a low battery symbol and 2% battery remaining.

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Becca
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the worst thing ever! Especially if you then can't find the charger

Candace Formosa
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is only one thing worse than 1% left... it's a broken phone.

PrimeBoi2012
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is only one thing even worse 0% and forgot charger

Caitlin Holmes
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if that was me i would already be dead

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    #2

    Scary carved pumpkin with "STUDENT LOANS" in eerie letters.

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    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colleges be like : yes yes we want you to go to college but we also want you to spend 20 years paying for it

    Rico Scherf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans ... We have to pay nothing. Like it should be. Education has to be free for all kind of people. Not just for those who can afford it. That is just stupid.

    Infernohound
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too frightening man. Stuff like that is WAY too graphic for me. I'll have nightmares now. Rip.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who went to a college that that was in my price range for paying back the loans I took out? If you borrow money, you have to pay it back. That's how the world works.

    Say_cheeeese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plz call to my parents' basement to find me...

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    #3

    Scary carved pumpkin with "THE WIFI IS DOWN" text glowing from inside.

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *bursts into cold sweat* don't even joke about it! XD

    Summer Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok what next? My brother: AHH WERE GOING TO DIE

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, that one does suck.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you TRYING to make me cry and question my sanity?

    Infernohound
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will we ever survive? The chance of survival decreases by 5% every hour the wifi is down!

    cat woman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow that really scaring! :D

    #4

    Scary pumpkin carved with a check engine light design, humorously illuminated in the dark.

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    Infernohound
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little light of mine, im gonna let it shine.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my scare- every time that light comes on I have a mini heart attack :O

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather see that than the oil light come on. Most check engines go on just to get you to do routine maintenance like changing the oil.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I don't get it. Can anyone explain?

    Nga Kieu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bulb will eventually burn itself out.

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    #5

    Scary pumpkin carved with glowing "THE FUTURE" text in the dark.

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    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that pumpkin is brighter than my future

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future SO bright that nothing can be seen

    Jamie-Lee Hamilton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future’s bright, the future’s pumpkin

    Infernohound
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back to the future: Halloween edition

    ChubbySquid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *backing into corner* STAY AWAY. NO. NOT YET. NOT TODAY SATAN.

    Madi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it'd scare hips of people

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    #7

    Scary pumpkin carved with a classic web browser logo, glowing in the dark.

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    Eloise Arrington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone hates Internet Explorer (Not saying i dont hate it.)

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    #8

    Scary carved pumpkin displaying the words "Comic Sans!" illuminated from within.

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    Monica Lane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic Sans is actually one of the easiest for people with dyslexia to read because every character is just different enough. I get that it's a running joke but it really does help some people.

    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a font called "Open Dyslexic"!

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    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an old man who wears sandals with socks, so I know my opinion doesn't mean much, but Comic Sans looks fun and casual. PS. There is nothing as comfortable as sandals with socks! You will find out when you are too old to worry about being cool.

    ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnfire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Comic Sans font in my presentations to annoy my class.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, let's make a company called "Modern Designs"! What should the logo be? I dunno... It should be F*****G COMIC SANS OR SOMETHING! ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEE!? (https://youtu.be/l1uaX5hBByw)

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    #9

    Scariest pumpkin carving with a TV wrestling match in the background.

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    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is my worst enemy when in the outdoors

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAND you have killed me

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    #10

    Scary pumpkin carved with the words "sup" and "Read 3:07AM," glowing in the dark.

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooohhhhh this one gets me pissed off, never mind scared! :D

    #12

    Scary carved pumpkin with "A Second Term" glowing, lit by red lights.

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    Patti
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the scariest pumpkin I have ever seen

    Eloise Arrington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to look like Stranger Things?

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it written like Stranger Things title?

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be at the very top!

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How am I supposed to sleep now?

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    #13

    Scary carved pumpkin with "House Prices" text glowing in the dark.

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    Becca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's definitely a scary reality

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    #14

    Carved pumpkin with "2016" glowing in the dark. Scary pumpkin design idea.

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    Dankcully 1231
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No trump was the best decision not with the president we have now let's go Brandon screw biden

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even got the color right.

    #15

    Carved pumpkin with the word "DEADLINES" glowing ominously.

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    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO I CAN'T DEAL WITH DEADLINES! I'm a heavy procrastinator lol

    #16

    Carved pumpkin with "The Male Ego" text, glowing from within.

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    cat woman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    need a bigger pumpkin ... the men ego is huge :))))

    Mrta Brzoza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not scary, it's extremely fragile......

    Ryder Mendelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely disgusting. Why would we have a bigger ego than anyond else. Get your head out of your a*s and into the real world. You use us as a scapegoat and blame all your problems on us. Sure, some of us are bad, but this generalization has to stop. I know only one egomaniac, and he happens to be male. Sure, male chauvanism still exists, but very few people actually practice it nowadays.

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    #17

    Carved pumpkin with "Fake News" text, illuminated from inside.

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    cat woman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahhahaha is cool and very updated :)))

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    #18

    Scary pumpkin carving with "Out of Vodka" phrase illuminated in the dark.

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    cat woman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol ! This must be a Russian pumpkin :))))

    ninjoun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people make this stereotype. Heavy drinkers are in every society. btw. Aren't you the same person that tried to stereotype males for having a big ego in a comment a bit below? A bit of stereotype lover, aren't you?

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    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *horror movie woman scream*

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will make your liver happy.

    #19

    Scary pumpkin carved with "YOUR FACE" illuminated from within.

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    Infernohound
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TO quote the great Dean Winchester: "Lets not get ugly now."

    Kaitlin Gaerte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yasssssssssss GO SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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    Shinomi Chan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you got me there pal. Not gonna lie.

    d r e a m w o r l d
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH THE HORROR! IT'S TOO UGLY, TOO HORRIBLE, TOO DISGUSTING TO LIVE... Yeah, I have low self-esteem...

    meerakat5
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this way to much....ugggg

    #20

    Scary carved pumpkin with "Taxes" illuminated.

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    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not afraid of anything normal. I love snakes, sharks, and spiders. I love public speaking. I have No Fear of death and write a lot of funny stories about the grim reaper. I like heights and want to go parachuting one day. I love small, confined spaces. I went to a haunted house, got separated from my friends, and jokes with all of the actors as they threatened my life. ‘Twas grand. When people ask me what my biggest fear is, I swear I am not lying in the slightest when I say, “taxes, bills, identity theft, or computer viruses.” These are the things that terrify me.

    Cerys Dunbar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pleeeaase teach me how to not be scared of getting hurt pleaaase :)

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    #21

    Scary pumpkin carved with "There is no hummus" text on a table indoors.

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    #22

    Scary pumpkin with "You're An Adult!" carved into it on a dark background.

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    cat woman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'm not so sure :))))

    Andrew Gibb
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loads of effort went into carving this one!

    Jenna Haak
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    8 years ago

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    It's made with marker! It's not carved!

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    ChubbySquid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only saw the stalk while the picture loaded and I thought it was a churro.

    Alex Kolesnikov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the stalk is extra long. 🤨

    Linda Gulley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least their spelling is correct.

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    #24

    Scary pumpkin carved with the word "Brexit" glowing in dim light on a table.

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    Lucy Shupe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the English can understand this one.😂

    David Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not scary at all. Just self determination.

    ninjoun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda.. It might be quite hard to take for people whose livelihood depends on EU. Yet I as a libertarian am getting pretty fed up with EU's restrictions and economy manipulation.. So I get where brits are comming from. There are alternatives to EU such as EFTA (which Switzerland and Norway are also part of).... Overall:(assuming brexit will go well) if you did something halfway useful for society and didn't just suck EU's money you will barely notice a change.

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    #25

    Scary carved pumpkin with a Wi-Fi symbol and battery icon, humorously representing social media anxiety.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to explain it, it's not funny.

    Dani Donovan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look underneath the caption of the tweet where the time and date sign. That symbol with the 28 next to it is the retweet symbol. Meaning someone thought the picture was funny enough to retweet. The pumpkin is zero retweets.

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    #27

    Carved pumpkin with words "housing market crash" glowing, showcasing a creative and scary design.

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    #29

    Carved pumpkin with Windows 7 logo glowing in the dark for Halloween.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO Vista and 8 were horrible.. 7 was ok

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Windows 7, I'm still using that os.

    Alira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? Windows 7 is million times better than Vista, 8, and 10...combined!

    Yioryos Ninjitsu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatchu talkin 'bout willis....windows 7 is the best thing windows did in the last decade!

    Michael C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want scary? Try Win ME... *shudder*

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    #31

    Young person posing with a carved pumpkin displaying "Goldman Sachs."

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    #33

    Scary carved pumpkin with "9 a.m. church" message on bathroom counter.

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    Michael C
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want scary? Try 8 AM church... ;-P

    Smerv
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "I AM CHURCH" and was like yup very very frighting :D

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    #34

    Carved pumpkin with "GPA" design placed by a front door.

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    #35

    Scariest pumpkin carved with "Friday Deploy to Prod" text, glowing on a staircase.

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    Jeannine Pope
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have worked in software, then you know how truly terrifying this is. No weekend for you!

    brandon sat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and for the rest of us in ITops...Monday after Deployment to Prod

    #37

    Scary pumpkin carving with words "Get on the Line" glowing in the dark.

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