There's nothing fun about driving to your local veterinary clinic. It’s a miserable place for your pet and a nerve-wracking challenge for yourself.

Until you see an outdoor sign that makes you burst into laughter. Who knew that some vets are full-blown stand-up comedians? In fact, one vet clinic in Carroll County could easily compete in a comedy central battle. Don’t believe me? Check out the hilarious outdoor signs they’ve been putting up for three years now. Beware! Some of the pawsome jokes, corny puns, and wisdom nuggets may leave you in stitches.

After you’re done reading this one, don’t forget to check out Bored Panda’s previous two compilations of hilarious vet signs here and here.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | carrollcovet.com

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

so true lol

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Rowlie
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5 months ago

He should meet my dog -the Marathon

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Suzanne Clark
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5 months ago

Especially at 6 a.m. and you get up to feed him and discover he still has food, he just wants company while he eats, and to say good morning.

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Carroll County Veterinary Clinic based in Westminster, Maryland is a full-service animal hospital that provides medical, dental, testing, surgical, therapeutical, and care services for four-legged companions. “We strive to treat you and your pets as part of our family,” the description reads.

But the coronavirus outbreak is changing the normal routines for vet clinics in the US. According to NBC15 News, many pet clinics have cut back on elective surgeries and are focusing mainly on essential and emergency treatments.

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Suzanne Clark
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5 months ago

Had a large garden spider fall on my neck, and let me tell you, they are cold.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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5 months ago

Wow, you have amazing restraint.

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Howard McEachron
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5 months ago

Of eat on 15-March

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Dr. Mike Leuthner, an associate veterinarian at Petcare Animal Hospital, says that “we’re not turning anyone away if someone has an emergency.” For non-essential inquires, it’s better to have a virtual check-up or simply call your vet and follow his guidelines.

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Elixir
Community Member
5 months ago

Yeah that sums it up well. i never understand the point of the knight and the bushop. AKA my siblings.

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Lorrie Finley
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5 months ago

Hahaha

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

Old Yeller (sorry, I had to)

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We still don’t know much about the coronavirus and whether it affects animals. But the American Veterinary Medical Association released guidelines for pet owners who have tested positive with COVID-19. “Out of an abundance of caution, it is recommended that those ill with COVID-19 limit contact with animals until more information is known about the virus," they posted on the website.

Meanwhile, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention urges us to treat pets as you would other human family members. “Do not let pets interact with people or animals outside the household.” If someone inside the house becomes sick, “isolate that person from everyone else, including pets.”

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Full Name
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5 months ago

You've cat to be kitten me right meow.

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Unicorns Are Real🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
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5 months ago

Oh wait! Now I get it!

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

Clever!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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5 months ago

Same here, we should start an isolation support group.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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5 months ago

And of course never eat yellow snow.

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

I'm a knife.

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Unicorns Are Real🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
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5 months ago

😂

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Draco Malfoy
Community Member
5 months ago

Too true, too true

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Unicorns Are Real🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
Community Member
5 months ago

True... that happened to me once and is still happening to my little brother!😅

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

Who else just tried spelling it, only to realize that you can't either

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A Lazy Spider
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5 months ago

The day I'll enjoy eating healthy is the day they'll have candy bars on Mars

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Hermione Granger
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5 months ago

I can think Of a lot of things that could easily take the place of decaf coffee. Lol

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Zoe's Mom
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5 months ago

That's a good one.

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

Who else didn't even turn their head?

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Avery S Alberico
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5 months ago

I wonder if whoever makes these jokes wakes up and writes the jokes he dreamed about.

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Colin L
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5 months ago

Okay, no more dad jokes. Everyone hop on pop!

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5 months ago

OMG! Haha 😂

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desert29rat
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5 months ago

I'd certainly give it a shot.

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
5 months ago

Daaaaad! Quit it with the jokes already!

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Freya the Wanderer
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5 months ago

What are a phantom's favorite rides at the amusement park? The roller ghoster and the scareousel.

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Emily Ashcraft
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5 months ago

this is a joke told before the Titanic sailed

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