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The first bumper stickers were mainly designed to attract tourists. For example, in the 1940s and 1950s, famous destinations had cat stickers made to recreate their official signs. The staff would simply walk around the parking lot and attach the promotional sticker to every car that came to visit.

However, people soon realized that this surface could be used for other purposes as well. bumper stickers to express political support were introduced in the 1952 presidential election between Dwight D. Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson II. Now they can be commercial, religious, secular, in support of various sports teams and other organizations, and, of course, funny bumper stickers.

Bored Panda has collected the best of the funny stickers and made this list to celebrate probably the only thing in traffic that doesn't suck. Do you have a picture of a funny bumper sticker that has not yet been submitted? Upload it below!

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    Bumper Sticker Wisdom

    Bumper Sticker Wisdom

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    Cuzy123
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe some people should take a hint..........

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    #3

    No Kids

    No Kids

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    #4

    This Guy Was Swerving All Over The Roads. I Finally Caught Up To Him In A Parking Lot And Read His Bumper Sticker

    This Guy Was Swerving All Over The Roads. I Finally Caught Up To Him In A Parking Lot And Read His Bumper Sticker

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha haa ha, or maybe he's just following his rainbow?

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    #5

    I Believe In A Better World

    I Believe In A Better World

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    Evisa Isabella Rose
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *John Lennon voice* Imagine all the chickens~~~~~~~~~~ ;-P

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    #6

    No Baby On Board

    No Baby On Board

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    #7

    Bumper Sticker Found At My Local Wal-Mart

    Bumper Sticker Found At My Local Wal-Mart

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    Emily Rose
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The LOVE of money is the root of all kinds of evil, but money in itself isn't bad. If you're going to quote the Bible, please do it correctly.

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    #9

    Canadian Bumper Sticker

    Canadian Bumper Sticker

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    #10

    Clap Your... Oh

    Clap Your... Oh

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    #11

    I'm 70, Leave Me The Hell Alone

    I'm 70, Leave Me The Hell Alone

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also disabled AND a vet.... way to go!

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    #12

    Walking To Class Feeling Depressed When I Saw This. Thanks, Bumper Sticker

    Walking To Class Feeling Depressed When I Saw This. Thanks, Bumper Sticker

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    #13

    Just Saw This Bumper Sticker

    Just Saw This Bumper Sticker

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    #14

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen

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    #15

    I've Got A Perfect Body

    I've Got A Perfect Body

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    #16

    This Is Not The Greatest Car In The World

    This Is Not The Greatest Car In The World

    tmcconnon Report

    Bihari Kristóf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long time ago the owner and his brother Kyle here, They were cruisin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the road....

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    #17

    Park Somewhere Else

    Park Somewhere Else

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    #18

    I Don't Want To See You Every Day

    I Don't Want To See You Every Day

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    #20

    I Believe In Fantasy Creature

    I Believe In Fantasy Creature

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    #22

    I'm So Getting A Dinosaur

    I'm So Getting A Dinosaur

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    Evisa Isabella Rose
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If history repeats itself... the dinosaur is so getting you!!! ;-)

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    #23

    Carbon Offset

    Carbon Offset

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    #24

    I Think, Therefore I'm Single

    I Think, Therefore I'm Single

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how people might think this would be from a man's vehicle, only because of ridiculous stereotypes about men and women, but this could easily have been a woman's car too.

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    #25

    Accidents Cause People

    Accidents Cause People

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    #26

    Republicans For Voldemort

    Republicans For Voldemort

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better candidate than the ones currently running in the U.S.

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    #27

    Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons

    Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons

    Peter Sciretta Report

    Katrina Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 8th grade history teacher had this quote on the wall.. I don't know why

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    #28

    Buckle Up

    Buckle Up

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or for any 80's cop to pull you out of your car with his gun asking for your car for a car pursuit

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    #29

    I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals

    I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals

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    #30

    Math Geek Bumper Sticker

    Math Geek Bumper Sticker

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    #31

    The Only Bumper Sticker I Would Ever Buy

    The Only Bumper Sticker I Would Ever Buy

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    #32

    This Bumper Sticker Made Me Smile

    This Bumper Sticker Made Me Smile

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder you're oblivious to the traffic behind you!

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    #33

    Definitely A Creative Bumper Sticker

    Definitely A Creative Bumper Sticker

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    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look up Dave Matthews band and I also dislike them :)

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    #34

    What All Bumper Stickers Are Basically Saying

    What All Bumper Stickers Are Basically Saying

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    #35

    Be Nice To Your Kids

    Be Nice To Your Kids

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    #36

    Good Luck, Everyone

    Good Luck, Everyone

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    #37

    The Only Bumper Sticker You Should Put On A Mini-van

    The Only Bumper Sticker You Should Put On A Mini-van

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    #39

    Nice Little Bumper Sticker I Saw Today

    Nice Little Bumper Sticker I Saw Today

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    #40

    Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There

    Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll add Under it: Kids it's 1000 GRAND

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    #41

    Not That Kind Of Car

    Not That Kind Of Car

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    #42

    My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

    My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

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    #43

    Slide To Unlock

    Slide To Unlock

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    Sarah Brinsfield
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of those on my van but it was a magnet and was stolen. Bummer. Looked cool on a white VW.

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    #45

    Awesome Bumper Sticker

    Awesome Bumper Sticker

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen one like this, only with Jason wielding a chainsaw.

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    #46

    Very Good Question Mr Bumper Sticker

    Very Good Question Mr Bumper Sticker

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    #47

    The True Reason

    The True Reason

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been there... well not for me for my kids

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    #48

    One Bumper Sticker I Actually Agree With

    One Bumper Sticker I Actually Agree With

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    #49

    This Should Be The Only Bumper Sticker You're Allowed To Have If You Drive A Saturn

    This Should Be The Only Bumper Sticker You're Allowed To Have If You Drive A Saturn

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    Hannah Hollowell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome now all I have to do is buy a Saturn to put this on;) Lol

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    #50

    Be Patient. I'm Pushing A Motorhome

    Be Patient. I'm Pushing A Motorhome

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's clever. but you have to rip it off when not 'pushing' a motorhome

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    #51

    While Walking To Class The Other Day, I Spied This Bumper Sticker On The Back Of A Van That Was Parked Outside Of The Physics And Astronomy Building

    While Walking To Class The Other Day, I Spied This Bumper Sticker On The Back Of A Van That Was Parked Outside Of The Physics And Astronomy Building

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    #53

    Said No One Ever

    Said No One Ever

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    #54

    Not Yours

    Not Yours

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    Max Dupuis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get me a tshirt that says this and I'll love you forever

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    #55

    Saw This Bumper Sticker Yesterday

    Saw This Bumper Sticker Yesterday

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    #56

    The Only Appropriate Bumper Sticker

    The Only Appropriate Bumper Sticker

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    #57

    I Trip Over My Wiener

    I Trip Over My Wiener

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    #58

    Suburbia

    Suburbia

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    #59

    Louder

    Louder

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is kinda douche considarate the car

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    #60

    Honk If You Are Jesus

    Honk If You Are Jesus

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    Naomi Prior
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would Scooby do? Bwhahaha!!!!! So much better than the other side...

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    #61

    How Did It Get There

    How Did It Get There

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    #62

    I Have Opinions About Things

    I Have Opinions About Things

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    #63

    My Friend Came Up With This Bumper Sticker. I Don't Normally Put Bumper Stickers On My Car, But I Might Make An Exception Here

    My Friend Came Up With This Bumper Sticker. I Don't Normally Put Bumper Stickers On My Car, But I Might Make An Exception Here

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be on everyone's phone, at every elevator, escalator, each shelf if every supermarket, public transport etc.

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    #64

    I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead

    I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now all I have is this car – but no job"

    #65

    I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience

    I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience

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    #66

    Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog

    Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog

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    #67

    Don't Put Off Putting Off

    Don't Put Off Putting Off

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    #68

    Pass Quietly, Driver Asleep

    Pass Quietly, Driver Asleep

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    #69

    Finally An Answer To That Age Old Question

    Finally An Answer To That Age Old Question

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    #71

    Caution

    Caution

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    Enoch Evenson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twelve year olds who play Call of Duty made a bumper sticker.

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    #72

    Quite Possibly The Greatest Bumper Sticker I Have Seen To Date

    Quite Possibly The Greatest Bumper Sticker I Have Seen To Date

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    #73

    Should Come In Handy For Evidence At The Trial

    Should Come In Handy For Evidence At The Trial

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    #74

    I Have A New Favorite Bumper Sticker

    I Have A New Favorite Bumper Sticker

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    #76

    Danger

    Danger

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a legit safety sticker, but maybe someone put it on their own car as a gag.

    #77

    Suicide. Passing Side

    Suicide. Passing Side

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    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seen this on a semi trailer

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    #78

    Or Something

    Or Something

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    #79

    Appropriate Mini Van Bumper Sticker Is Appropriate

    Appropriate Mini Van Bumper Sticker Is Appropriate

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    #80

    If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Call Your Sister

    If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Call Your Sister

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    #81

    Saw This Awesome Bumper Sticker On The Way To Denver

    Saw This Awesome Bumper Sticker On The Way To Denver

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    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay my new favorite bumper sticker

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    #82

    I'ts The Small Victories

    I'ts The Small Victories

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    #83

    Outrageous

    Outrageous

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    Julia Hesse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tree hugging dirt worshippers UNITE 🤣

    #84

    One Of My Neighbours Has This One

    One Of My Neighbours Has This One

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    #85

    Ate The Rich

    Ate The Rich

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    #86

    Both Ways Damit

    Both Ways Damit

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    #87

    Theory Of Evolution

    Theory Of Evolution

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    #88

    I Brake 4

    I Brake 4

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i brake 4 bacon wrapped hot dogs wrapped in bacon

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    #89

    My Other Vehicle Is My Mind

    My Other Vehicle Is My Mind

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    #90

    Bush Bumpersticker

    Bush Bumpersticker

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    #91

    I Found A Bumper Sticker Too

    I Found A Bumper Sticker Too

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    #92

    My Other Ride Is... What?

    My Other Ride Is... What?

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    #93

    This Bumper Sticker Changed Tenses For No Reason

    This Bumper Sticker Changed Tenses For No Reason

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    brandon sat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont think so since the running pic clearly shows him crossing a finish line

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    #94

    My Friend Came Across The Best God Damn Bumper Sticker Of All Time

    My Friend Came Across The Best God Damn Bumper Sticker Of All Time

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