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The first bumper stickers were mainly designed to attract tourists. For example, in the 1940s and 1950s, famous destinations had cat stickers made to recreate their official signs. The staff would simply walk around the parking lot and attach the promotional sticker to every car that came to visit.
However, people soon realized that this surface could be used for other purposes as well. bumper stickers to express political support were introduced in the 1952 presidential election between Dwight D. Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson II. Now they can be commercial, religious, secular, in support of various sports teams and other organizations, and, of course, funny bumper stickers.
Bored Panda has collected the best of the funny stickers and made this list to celebrate probably the only thing in traffic that doesn't suck. Do you have a picture of a funny bumper sticker that has not yet been submitted? Upload it below!
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#1
Bumper Sticker For Adults
EvieNiffler 8 years ago
Originally the idea of the "baby on board" sign was so that if you were in an accident the emergency responders would know to look for a child (and if you didnt have the child in the car you should take the sign down). On another note, I should hope there's an adult in the car - kids shouldn't have a licence O_o.
Paweł Kwiatkowski 8 years ago
Baby on board sticker on a windshield doesn't mean that the driver asks you to not hit his car. He asks you for forbearance for he would drive slower and more carefull because he has a precious load on board.
An adopted son of FATHER GOD 6 years ago
Yep. Agree with this one. I'm an adult and I wanna live too! :)
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#2
Bumper Sticker Wisdom
Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
HILARIOUS. But it could mean that the reason nobody understands you, is simply that you're an idiot.
Hans 9 years ago
That fact that this sticker is on Bored Panda is a bit freightening...every 10th or so post starts with "As a truly self-taught artist in..."
Hans 9 years ago
Haha, four comments, four comments with downvotes. Obviously only humorless visitors so far. To a humourous picture series. :o
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#3
No Kids
Friedlander Rosenzweig 8 years ago
Do do you have a sticker on your other car that says "Follow me 🏡 & rob me" ? 🤔🙄😏
Rebekah Kangoo 7 years ago
Money doesn’t bring you the happiness a child does sorry ..yes you need it but I’d rather have my child
#4
This Guy Was Swerving All Over The Roads. I Finally Caught Up To Him In A Parking Lot And Read His Bumper Sticker
Nina Sanguinarius 8 years ago
Actually its homophobic dad of lgbt daughter, read that in another story :d it is her revenge on him
•_• 9 years ago
Gay= male Lesbian=female Free to show sexuality= any frikin gender :D
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I Believe In A Better World
#6
No Baby On Board
Bob Cronin 3 years ago
Please define the age parameters of the term "Baby", I am (64) years old and am a baby when it comes to pain. (Just Curious).
#7
Bumper Sticker Found At My Local Wal-Mart
Emily Rose 9 years ago
The LOVE of money is the root of all kinds of evil, but money in itself isn't bad. If you're going to quote the Bible, please do it correctly.
artbyce 9 years ago
But, wait. You didn't even quote it correctly. "Those who want to be rich, however, fall into temptation and become ensnared by many foolish and harmful desires that plunge them into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. By craving it, some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many sorrows. But you, O man of God, flee from these things and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, perseverance, and gentleness..." You should heed your own advice. Churches and Pastors "begging" for money, while living in million dollar homes is the point of this particular pumper sticker.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Because churches are greedy corporations who long since became greedy and evil themselves
Jason Hanson 9 years ago
God is simply an imaginary friend for grownups...as every religious person just picks and chooses which parts of the Bible to follow
Puddin Tane 9 years ago
There you go, b****s! Stick THAT in you pipe and smoke it, you bible thumpin' a******s!
Rick Trickle 5 years ago
The first commandment states: “I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” But two of the seven deadly sins are vanity and envy. F*****g Hypocrite!
An adopted son of FATHER GOD 6 years ago
Thas right Emily! Tell 'em! Money can be used as a tool to bless many people. It all matters who has it...and a good church does not 'beg' for money!
#8
Not Impressed
#9
Canadian Bumper Sticker
Nicola Morley 9 years ago
I saw a sticker saying "if you want to drive this close, you may as well get in."
Lynne Darroch 8 years ago
PS I'm from Quebec... and that's not going on my car.
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Clap Your... Oh
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
I am not scared of the "free punches in your face" sticker when I see the t-rex next to it, giggle
#11
I'm 70, Leave Me The Hell Alone
Evisa Isabella Rose 9 years ago
Ok, Gerald! Chill! It's dangerous to get upset at your age! ;-P
Lena Walters 9 years ago
He's got a purple heart (wounded in combat zone), yeah... Leave him alone
Friedlander Rosenzweig 8 years ago
FYI...My Mother was a WWII Marine Sergeant for three and a half years. Of course women have been serving over 50 years.
#12
Walking To Class Feeling Depressed When I Saw This. Thanks, Bumper Sticker
#13
Just Saw This Bumper Sticker
Leila Currie 8 years ago
I'm a minister and some of my favorite people are witches and lesbians. We all play on the same playground and dance amid the same moon light. :)
An adopted son of FATHER GOD 6 years ago
We cannot all relate to this one! Feel sorry for this person really. JESUS is TRUTH and LOVE! Folks just looking for it in all the wrong places and getting hurt over it. :( Sad
Leila Currie 8 years ago
I'm a pastor. Some of my favorite people are witches and lesbians. :)
#14
Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen
over opinionated 9 years ago
I read this properly... I'm also dyslexic. I actually read it twice before I saw what was funny.
Nataša Marić 8 years ago
I read that properly in my head long before I noticed it was misspelled! :O
#15
I've Got A Perfect Body
#16
This Is Not The Greatest Car In The World
Bihari Kristóf 9 years ago
Long time ago the owner and his brother Kyle here, They were cruisin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the road....
Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago
This is not the greatest car in the world this is just a tribute to them...
An adopted son of FATHER GOD 6 years ago
Very Clever bumper sticker - Car name combo! I dig it!
#17
Park Somewhere Else
An adopted son of FATHER GOD 6 years ago
It is for some! John Wayne said "Life can be hard, but it's even harder if you're stupid!" Getting Wisdom is crucial!
#18
I Don't Want To See You Every Day
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA I laughed out loud at that one because I so relate to this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#19
Watch Out
Kathleen de Marcellus 9 years ago
Hey, it's the same idiot you see whenever you look in the mirror!!!
Bob Cronin 3 years ago
Very, Very funny, although I live in a state where it would be quite foreseeable for someone or some people to shoot you because of that bumper sticker.
Catalina Ioan 9 years ago
This will backfire hilariously the first time there's a passenger in the backseat, on the driver's side
#20
I Believe In Fantasy Creature
Cuzy123 9 years ago
Don't assume it's a girl, we are living in a new world.
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#21
Just Like That
Kristie Marquette 8 years ago
Why would.it matter if it's photoshopped anyway? Does that make it less funny?
over opinionated 9 years ago
I hope it's it's real it'd be nice for one of those compensators to be honest
#22
I'm So Getting A Dinosaur
Evisa Isabella Rose 9 years ago
If history repeats itself... the dinosaur is so getting you!!! ;-)
#23
Carbon Offset
#24
I Think, Therefore I'm Single
blugeagua 9 years ago
Funny how people might think this would be from a man's vehicle, only because of ridiculous stereotypes about men and women, but this could easily have been a woman's car too.
Hans 9 years ago
I need to jump in here: thinking together is more fun...even if you do not think the same!
#25
Accidents Cause People
#26
Republicans For Voldemort
OTTERLUVR24 8 years ago
Voldemort---- I promise to destroy all muggle/immagrants in Hogwarts/USA
#27
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons
Katrina Green 9 years ago
My 8th grade history teacher had this quote on the wall.. I don't know why
Master Markus 9 years ago
Ugh. I hope not! Ketchup is a plebeian condiment! You could at least marinade me.
#28
Buckle Up
#29
I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals
Edward Ayres 4 years ago
People that don’t use their turn signals are so lazy, it’s right there, they think that they are safe drivers.
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
Funny enough men are the ones who swerve with no signals most of the time- too confident
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#30
Math Geek Bumper Sticker
#31
The Only Bumper Sticker I Would Ever Buy
Amanda Scoggins 9 years ago
Idk why people are saying its hard to read, personally I'm more curious as to what the mailbox represents
#32
This Bumper Sticker Made Me Smile
Meeuw Van Bork Millenaar 9 years ago
It is a famous quote by Edgar Allan Poe
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Definitely A Creative Bumper Sticker
#34
What All Bumper Stickers Are Basically Saying
#35
Be Nice To Your Kids
#36
Good Luck, Everyone
#37
The Only Bumper Sticker You Should Put On A Mini-van
#38
Natural Leader Ahead
sugar-dusted-strawberries 3 years ago
i wouldn’t say you’re a woman on a car, seems like a creep magnet 😬
#39
Nice Little Bumper Sticker I Saw Today
Chris Pickwell 2 years ago
I assume Stone Henge is there just because they needed the 'n'..... good sticker though.
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
I think this talks about beliefs- Stonehenge was a worship site
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Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There
#41
Not That Kind Of Car
#43
Slide To Unlock
Sarah Brinsfield 9 years ago
I had one of those on my van but it was a magnet and was stolen. Bummer. Looked cool on a white VW.
#44
Stupid Sticker
#45
Awesome Bumper Sticker
#46
Very Good Question Mr Bumper Sticker
over opinionated 9 years ago
Fun fact you fill on average a hot air balloon each year (7 billion hot air balloons not including animals... ew)
#47
The True Reason
#48
One Bumper Sticker I Actually Agree With
Tom Wagner 5 years ago
Obama compared himself to Lincoln for no good reason, won a Nobel Prize for no good reason... so why not compare him to Jesus for no good reason?
An adopted son of FATHER GOD 6 years ago
Stupid Bumper Sticker and so not funny or true! JESUS is Love! I know HIM personally.
Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
Well, considering people think O walks on water, could be the same guy..
#49
This Should Be The Only Bumper Sticker You're Allowed To Have If You Drive A Saturn
Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago
Awesome now all I have to do is buy a Saturn to put this on;) Lol
Jon Watts 9 years ago
bravo you found the punchline to a old astronomy joke
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#50
Be Patient. I'm Pushing A Motorhome
#51
While Walking To Class The Other Day, I Spied This Bumper Sticker On The Back Of A Van That Was Parked Outside Of The Physics And Astronomy Building
#52
I Don't Run
#54
Not Yours
#55
Saw This Bumper Sticker Yesterday
Tom Wagner 5 years ago
If this makes sense to you, you may be insane (or a socialist Liberal, which equates to the same thing.).
#56
The Only Appropriate Bumper Sticker
#57
I Trip Over My Wiener
#58
Suburbia
#59
Louder
Daniel Fleming 9 years ago
If you had that car, you would do the same. So would I.
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#60
Honk If You Are Jesus
Naomi Prior 9 years ago
What would Scooby do? Bwhahaha!!!!! So much better than the other side...
sunnyrei82 9 years ago
if that car is from Florida, I bet they get honked. "Jesus" is a very common name in the latino community :)
#61
How Did It Get There
#62
I Have Opinions About Things
#63
My Friend Came Up With This Bumper Sticker. I Don't Normally Put Bumper Stickers On My Car, But I Might Make An Exception Here
#64
I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead
#65
I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience
#70
Preserve Wildlife
#71
Caution
#72
Quite Possibly The Greatest Bumper Sticker I Have Seen To Date
#73
Should Come In Handy For Evidence At The Trial
Final score:
20points
#74
I Have A New Favorite Bumper Sticker
Ana Noegel 8 years ago
When you see this sticker, get curious, search for rainbow marijuana... and find the Rainbow strain in all of its gay, multicolored glory. tumblr_lwi...f4-png.jpg 
#75
Best Bumper Sticker Ever
#76
Danger
#78
Or Something
#79
Appropriate Mini Van Bumper Sticker Is Appropriate
#80
If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Call Your Sister
#81
Saw This Awesome Bumper Sticker On The Way To Denver
#84
One Of My Neighbours Has This One
Final score:
12points
#86
Both Ways Damit
#88
I Brake 4
#93
This Bumper Sticker Changed Tenses For No Reason
brandon sat 9 years ago
i dont think so since the running pic clearly shows him crossing a finish line
#94
My Friend Came Across The Best God Damn Bumper Sticker Of All Time
Jon Watts 9 years ago
welcome to moleman in the morning, good moleman to you
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Pamala Vela 8 years ago
Money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE of money is ONE root of all kinds of evil. 1 Tim 6:10.
Michael Parks 3 years ago
King James actually has “the root of all evil”. Each version of the Bible has different wording. Most churches have King James Version.
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EllenRipley112 8 years ago
Talk about an epic misquote: "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."--1 Timothy 6:10a
Bonkus Klunkit 6 years ago
From the Greek literally: For the love of money is the root of all the evils" (Greek often has a 'the' before many words that that our English normally wouldn't put there, but its there). See Ivan Panin's numerical NT. Cheers.
Load More Replies... Hans 9 years ago
Hm...I hope with more entries and more votes this list will sort itself. There are a few brilliant ones, but many are either prissy or infantile.
Hans 9 years ago
Wow...there must be many odd visitors to this series. There are more comments – by a variety of common commenters on Bored Panda – with downvotes than with upvotes thus far. And most of these comments are funnier than the actual stickers...
Load More Replies... Susan Forbes 9 years ago
I don't have a picture but one I saw that I really liked was "marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish"
Amy Montgomery 1 year ago
Ummm, no, most people do not use the King James Bible. Christianity has the largest number of adherents world-wide, but the largest percentage if Christians are Roman Catholic/Eastern Orthodox, then Protestants (hundreds of denominations), and we don't use the King James Bible (written by 47 scholars and Protestant clergy members in 1611 CE.)Of the world’s major religions, Christianity is the largest, with more than two billion followers. Christianity is based on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ and is approximately 2,000 years old. Its largest groups are the Roman Catholic Church, the Eastern Orthodox churches, and the Protestant churches, and its sacred text is the Bible.(not KJV, see?)
Tom Wagner 5 years ago
Despite the political bias and atheistic themes, good collection. Have fun in Hell. See you there!
Allen Walker 8 years ago
#33 - "... as long as you're not damaging the car, trying to fix the dent, or trying to steal this sticker."...
Pamala Vela 8 years ago
Money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE of money is ONE root of all kinds of evil. 1 Tim 6:10.
Michael Parks 3 years ago
King James actually has “the root of all evil”. Each version of the Bible has different wording. Most churches have King James Version.
Load More Replies... EllenRipley112 8 years ago
Talk about an epic misquote: "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."--1 Timothy 6:10a
Bonkus Klunkit 6 years ago
From the Greek literally: For the love of money is the root of all the evils" (Greek often has a 'the' before many words that that our English normally wouldn't put there, but its there). See Ivan Panin's numerical NT. Cheers.
Load More Replies... Hans 9 years ago
Hm...I hope with more entries and more votes this list will sort itself. There are a few brilliant ones, but many are either prissy or infantile.
Hans 9 years ago
Wow...there must be many odd visitors to this series. There are more comments – by a variety of common commenters on Bored Panda – with downvotes than with upvotes thus far. And most of these comments are funnier than the actual stickers...
Load More Replies... Susan Forbes 9 years ago
I don't have a picture but one I saw that I really liked was "marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish"
Amy Montgomery 1 year ago
Ummm, no, most people do not use the King James Bible. Christianity has the largest number of adherents world-wide, but the largest percentage if Christians are Roman Catholic/Eastern Orthodox, then Protestants (hundreds of denominations), and we don't use the King James Bible (written by 47 scholars and Protestant clergy members in 1611 CE.)Of the world’s major religions, Christianity is the largest, with more than two billion followers. Christianity is based on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ and is approximately 2,000 years old. Its largest groups are the Roman Catholic Church, the Eastern Orthodox churches, and the Protestant churches, and its sacred text is the Bible.(not KJV, see?)
Tom Wagner 5 years ago
Despite the political bias and atheistic themes, good collection. Have fun in Hell. See you there!
Allen Walker 8 years ago
#33 - "... as long as you're not damaging the car, trying to fix the dent, or trying to steal this sticker."...
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