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Imagine a place where a goose could kill you, a moose could run through you, where winter lasts forever, and everyone runs on Tim Hortons and puts maple syrup on everything. Also, knows all of their neighbors, is incredibly polite, and befriends beavers. Sounds like something out of science fiction? Well, here is the news - this place is real, and it is called Canada - the country on top of the US.
Of course, you’ve noticed that all of the things we’ve mentioned previously are merely a bunch of funny Canadian stereotypes - nothing less and nothing more. However, stereotypes do not just happen by themselves, and if you stick around to read these funny Canadian tweets we’ve rounded up, you’ll see that they are absolutely true and on point, albeit a little bit hyperbolized. Yup, these Canadian tweets merely confirm that nobody would say boo to a goose up there, but a goose would surely say boo to you in a blink of an eye. Furthermore, winters do last forever there, and bears are a real issue. But, all in all, these tweets about Canada from Canadians themselves also prove how beautiful and truly wonderful this country is!
Right, ready to learn more about life in Canada first hand a.k.a. from a selection of hilariously funny tweets? In a stereotypical Canadian manner, we won’t tell you to scroll down below but rather ask you kindly to please proceed to scroll until you reach the submissions. Once you’re done reading them, give the best tweets your vote if you should wish to, and share this article with your friends if you think that would be an appropriate thing to do!
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
As one of their downstairs neighbors, I hope the fumes don't bother you too much
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Barry Patterson 2 years ago
And then the dog ,who is now an official officer of the law, had everyone who did not give him treats arrested for failng to obey an officer.
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DarkJuggler 2 years ago
Loved this. My eldest swallowed the first tooth he lost and I quickly put together an official Toothfairy Lost Tooth Form for him to fill out.
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ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
Bears are nice, you can throw some. Food another direction and it’ll go.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Sorry neighbor but I hate those flying asshøles. You need to take them back and stop letting them in our yard because they wreak havoc and shīt everywhere
Heidrance 2 years ago
well, clearly even Canadians can't find anything nice to say about their geese....
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jon gilbertson 2 years ago
when i was homeless, i lived in the woods of Wisconsin. raccoons n squirrels became friends with me. had red, gray, and black squirrels. all unique personalities.
The mad duck 2 years ago
As a duck, I can confirm geese are evil creatures. Always honking and biting >:( [ducks are superior]
Peggygirl 2 years ago
agree with Benita Valdez. those flying f@$%^s won't fly when crossing the street, and they are SUPPOSED to go home to Canada after winter. IT'S IN THEIR NAME!!! DAMMIT! ok, I'm alright, I'll go now.
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
We Canadians suffer them year round. Not all of them go for the winter
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
I’ll chip in and I live in America just let me and my friends out first
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Abigail Zelenak 2 years ago
Please I want to move so bad Ik the other places probably aren’t as good as we’re told they are but they have to be better than here
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Ginger Ghost 2 years ago
ok wtf I just realised the Mexican wall is at the bottom of America 🤣 I've always wondered how they would be able to join the whole way across the top 👀 excuse my English geography
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Hill Branda 2 years ago
That is such an amazingly Canadian response. Makes me wish I lived there.
"Disembodied voice" 2 years ago
We're not nice when it comes to driving, don't let them fool you...
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Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 2 years ago
No. No. Do not go find the mom. She will try to kill you.
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panther 2 years ago
Congratulation, you now have a pet moose. Choose it's name carefully, you wouldn't want to embarrass it.
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
Name the moose ‘Arsonol’ (idk why that name always reaches out to me when I’m naming something.)
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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 2 years ago (edited)
As a Canadian, I often have this feeling of having a sometimes great, sometimes unhinged neighbour who's difficult to predict and mostly ignores that I exist!
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I always thought of Canada as a cool family member. We spent alot of time there when it was as easy to visit as going to another state, but was still obviously another country. I have the utmost love, respect, and admiration of my "sibling" to the north!
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
As the prisoner trapped in the basement of your next-door neighbor, I totally get that!
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Terry Tobias 2 years ago
As aggressive as they can be, I love to hear them fly back to Canada in the spring. It heralds the return of warmer seasons after a long winter. Some even stay for the summer here in upstate New York, which is just across Lake Ontario. I guess their GPS is a little off.
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
There's a flock of them that live on the lake by my house, they are pure evil.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Please stop sharing them with us. I beg you, take them back Please 🙏
miss no-way 2 years ago
Geese go in killing mode only if they feel threatened. That said, a lot of people just go near them unnecessary, making the geese going berserk.
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Oliver Kettle 2 years ago
"Do what you Must, For I have already won" - Some meme that I thought fit the context
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Ok I must be dumb or uninformed as I never knew Ryan Reynolds was Canadian
Unfeathered Chicken 2 years ago
Hey Feathered Dinosaur… don’t get mad… but I kinda stole ur name but just the opposite… it’s kinda too late to change it… 🫠🤗 🥴 :)
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Just me, myself, and I 2 years ago
And I would not pass the licensing test allowing me to wear yoga pants.
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Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
I think it's funny that it's apparently Seth Rogen's mother asking this question.
KnightOwl 2 years ago
It is his mum, I saw a funny article on a website a few years ago that was all about his mum's tweets. She's really funny and loves to embarrass him online
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Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
Yea! We light up red and white fireworks? The blue is just representing the lakes y’all have
K W 2 years ago
I grew up close enough to the Canadian border that we have places that set off fireworks for both.
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Behnjamin 2 years ago
Canadians are so apologetic that Ontario has the Apology Act, 2009. The Apology Act (Bill 108, 2009; French: Loi concernant la présentation d’excuses) is a law in the province of Ontario that provides apologies made by a person does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt Taken from Wikipedia. Can't get much more Canadian than that! We are too nice!
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
As an Atlantan (Atlanta not Atlantis) 60 Fahrenheit is considered winter
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I love my golden retriever 2 years ago
Seems a little extreme but relatively accurate. In my Canadian town we do indoor recess at -18 or colder
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Spannermonkey 2 years ago
In Australia, we have "yeah, no, [continue talking]" which is pretty much just "um..." and also "yeah, nah." which is "yes I understand you and there is no way in hell I'm doing that."
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Heidrance 2 years ago
oooh, and those aren't even cute fluffy goslings -- they're awkward, gawky teen goslings...
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
When do they turn into Ryan Goslings? Asking for a friend.
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I had a goose friend it was a baby and I fed it chips I can maybe attach a picture if you all want
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Everyone should just dress as yetis and change Halloween into Yeti Day. You must offer candy to keep the yeti at bay or suffer a snowball attack
George Brewer 2 years ago
Every Halloween my wife laments that she always had to be a "fat witch" or a "fat ghost".
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
Yeah... I was just thinking that's a funny way to spell hammer 🔨... Lol
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
That happens in Colorado in the summer.. well, it starts off super small and evolves into softball ⚾ size hail ... Totalled my last car, not even a week after I paid it off.. 😞
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
This is true. That’s hail, so not too bad. In Canada, we have had snow in every month (not in a row, but still) that includes June July and August
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Mickipickie 2 years ago
I'm a long term book collector and love dictionaries. 1950s Canadian English dictionary is one of my favorite finds!
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧 2 years ago
We all felt it to our core when they said "Winter is coming"
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
That's my kind of party. Not too late, little to no alcohol because of next morning... or you know what? I'll just stay at home, alone
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Carter Maggard 2 years ago
He tripped on bluffs, attempted to steal a fire truck, then got arrested... I gotta do this! (minus the arrested part)
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Spannermonkey 2 years ago
I don't reckon leaking anyone's vibe preferences is going to lead to right-wing mania, violence in the streets and war with China. Jus' sayin'.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Ok I leave the broom, can I take the car instead? Or rather, that would be a snow plow in Canada
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Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
it’s ice coffee now! ( get it, instead of iced coffee it’s ICE coffee?? anyone? no? ok…)
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Abigail Zelenak 2 years ago
No. I live very near the border, we either have “ oh look my lips are purple” or “oh look my lips have so much sunburn they now look like two overcooked miniature sausages.” Also, Alaska is part of America, even if the rest of us kinda ignore it. Canadian winters are bad, but it ain’t no picnic down here either.
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I love my golden retriever 2 years ago
always wondered how would I as the driver know when they are pulling me over? Does the horse have a little siren and light on it?
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Never tried TH, but I don't doubt it. Honestly, it's a pretty low bar.
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Nosirrow 2 years ago
There used to be bagged milk in Poland when I was little, I can't remember how it was stored in the fridge once opened. Poland outgrew this weird trend but Canada didn't? Odd.
Jake B 2 years ago
Plastic pitcher designed to hold the bag. Haven't seen one in years, not since before the moon landing....
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
It's always good to have some extra chicken 🐓🐓🐓. Good if you want things pecked and screeched at
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
And it was said they were asking each other about how it's going until the end of time
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Karen Clark 2 years ago
Yeah, but the horsies in Canada apologize when they have to pull you over! 🐎 .....sorry!
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Germany has horse cops! Everyone gathers around them exclaiming how cool and cute they are. The horses in this case
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
The sad yet funny thing is at this point, saying a place is like Florida seems to be globally understood for the most part.
Abigail Zelenak 2 years ago
In Norway the word “Texas” is slang for something crazy or unhinged. Ex: “the prices here are Texas!” Yes I learned this from BP, and yes I will also laugh at Americans for being so stupid despite the fact that I am an American.
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S Mi 2 years ago
Torontonians have a reputation for thinking the country revolves around them and that they are the only interesting city in Canada (like Canadian version of a similar New Yprk stereotype). Makes the rest of rhe country tend to dislike the city. They are throwing shade here at nearby Barrie Ontario. I don't live in the area, so not sure why Bairre specifically.
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Valerie G. 2 years ago
Speaking of poutine - why oh why did Michelina's stop making Poutine? It was my favourite. Hubby used to go and get me like 50 of them when they were on sale.
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
OMG IT'S LITERALLY A BAG OF MILK?!?? O_O ... Do other beverages come in bags?
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Disturbing the rest of the deceased is a crime where I'm from. But Canada might be more relaxed for all I know
Karen Clark 2 years ago
They are not disturbed......they partyin' too......
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tater.gonna.tot 2 years ago (edited)
Agreed! I want clearer stereotype against my people 😆
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Agreed! I want clearer stereotype against my people 😆
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