The average U.S. wedding cake costs around $350, according to Thumbtack. What does it tell us? Well, apparently not much.
Because no matter how much we adore those beautiful pieces of confectionary art we see in Instagram pics, family photos, and window displays, the reality is sometimes different. Not all cakes are worthy of compliments. Some look barely edible. Others send the wrong message. And the rest… are something you wouldn't feed your dog.
This hilarious Facebook group is a safe place to share these sweet food monstrosities and it’s called “Cake Shaming.” Below we wrapped up some of the funniest examples people shared there, so enjoy!
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Hmmm
The eyes! The teeth! The noodle mane! This is definitely a " don't quit your day job" cake.
Honestly I'd be absolutly thrilled if I got this for my birthday. Ahaha that face...
I like it too! Those itty bitty eyes are just precious!
Load More Replies...Waltuh, waltuh put your confidence away Waltuh, I’m not baking with you right now Waltuh
Load More Replies...No matter what the occasion, cakes have always been a staple of celebrations. From birthday cakes to wedding cakes, cakes have been enjoyed by people of all ages and cultures for centuries. From traditional favorites like chocolate cake and vanilla cake to modern creations like red velvet cake and rainbow cake, there’s something for everyone’s palate.
Cakes can be made from a variety of ingredients, from classic white, yellow, and devil’s food cake to fruit-flavored cake and gluten-free cake. Decorations for cakes range from simple frosting and sprinkles to more intricate fondant designs.
Well Looks Like Hell Has Finally Frozen Over
It looks like if two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream took a dive onto the cake
Load More Replies...That looks like Frozen, if it was a horror movie about demented souls that makes your colon prolapse when you look into their eyes.
My thought too! Maybe because she didn’t have a mom to show her how to apply makeup? (Sorry, please don’t downvote me)
Load More Replies...My eyes and my taste buds are in cahoots with each other, my eyes are mortified and don’t wanna see any more cake while my taste buds are growing sick and losing their taste for it!
Load More Replies...Well, it looks like it was for a 3 year old, and I am sure that they lived it regardless because 3 year olds are ready to impress, and I guess that is all that matters in in the end.
Agree! 3-year-olds are not as picky as some older people.
Load More Replies...Hmmm
Sometimes things need to be shared for the greater joy, you're not horrible lol
I took it as she called him a horrible husband 😅😂
Load More Replies...I am surprised bored panda didn't blur the whole thing. Clearly a male genitalia
I too thought it was a man tool.
Load More Replies...Hours?? It's a bunch of brownies with Pocky sticks shoved in it. 🤦🏻♀️
Same I didn't think it was that bad till I read the description
Load More Replies...Bored Panda reached out to Lily Jones, the owner of Lily Vanilli, the creative East London bakery creating customizable dream cakes and bespoke wedding cakes, who shared some insights into the current cake trends, as well as shared the most unusual cake she created.
“We're seeing a huge trend for more artistic, asymmetrical, imperfect cakes, often with deliberately messy piping, misshapen and with fresh flowers artfully positioned/stuck into the cake,” Lily told us.
“This has been cool and strange to see in equal measure as they're very reminiscent of the cakes I was making for the first 5 years of Lily Vanilli (scroll right back on my Instagram to see). I had my first commission for one the other day and it was a really nostalgic experience."
Hmmm
I genuinely feel like there was a way to save this, y’know? Like, this isn’t a badly made cake, it had potential. You carve some things here and there, and maybe… just maybe…
The, the pieces are all there, just gotta figure it out.....
Load More Replies...A Duck Cake, Or Paralysis Demon...?
Duck cake! Am I the only parent who saw this and immediately thought of Bluey?
It looks like the frosting is made of the cheese from a box of Kraft MacnCheese… Also, I’m %99 sure that the eyes were drawn on with sharpie
hope u know u made me belly laugh at work over this comment
Load More Replies...I dunno… it seems like the idea of a duck sleep paralysis demon is possible :)
That is from bluey my little siblings watch it and it looks like that cause it was all messed up but one of its eyes was falling off but nice you did what they did
The cake is actually from the Australian Women's Weekly Birthday Cake book which was first published in the 1970s or 80s. Most families have/had a copy---including Bluey's family (the book they use in the TV episode has the same cover and everything).
Load More Replies...Found This One In "Just Disney"
My daughter made something very like this with her friend. They had such fun doing it. WTF is it with cake shaming?? People are having fun make stuff to eat. Why is that something to look down your nose at??
Only if they don't have a sense of humor about their cakes or are attempting to sell them! Otherwise a crazy/ugly cake is all in good fun!
Load More Replies...This has been WAY over done. I've seen this concept tons of times. And they all gross me out.
Lily also said that it's been interesting seeing this go full circle: “In 2008 I was making messy cakes in response to the perfectly piped cakes that were around forever, it was all fresh flowers and rough around the edges, then since 2018, we got hugely into retro piping, and now we're seeing the response to that again!”
He Might Be A Little Beyond Help
Yeah it’s really something how all the others were the Despicable ones huh? 😆
Load More Replies...He looks pretty good compared to some of the others posted here.
Shiiit out of all the ones I’ve seen this one is the best, fr
Load More Replies...actual advice, add more cake to the top and round it out with a knife, then reposition the eyes and hair. Or you could take off the overalls and move them lower then carve the hard if you wanted it round!
Hmmm.... Pickle Cheesecake With Pretzel Crust
People of the Earth and beyond, we shall unite against this absolute horror of an idea
Ummm....what? This Unicorn Has See Some Things In Life
Actually this is lovely. I’d be thrilled if I was given this on my birthday.
When it comes to ordering cakes for a special occasion, Lily said that the cake is such a statement that it's important to people that it reflects their unique tastes. “So they will consider the style and colors, all the way down to the tiny details that make it bespoke.”
“Beyond that, the flavor is hugely important, and multiple tiers allow people to cater to all their guests' tastes,” she added.
Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"
It took me way too long to figure out this was supposed to be a car.
It's clear that they tried to hurry up and frost the cake while it was still warm, that is why it looks runny/melted.
...and they forgot the cornstarch as a stabilizer
Load More Replies...Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well
Reminds me of handsome Squidward for some reason. Handsome Squidward with an Edward wig. Absolute perfection LOL
This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On
It does look like it tastes good, though. But, yeah, not very pretty. Like, at all.
Load More Replies...Geode cakes are usually pretty cool, but why would you make it those colors?
yea .. Any other colors and it would've looked at least okay
Load More Replies...Mmm...tastes like Frankenstein's monster. Chocolate, with hints of persecution and sadness.
That kinda looks like my failed attempt at a crystal cave themed cake
I'm seeing necrotic tissue without enough discharge. Hand me the spatula please.
a cake really shouldn't remind you of a dissection done during anatomy class
It's also important to consider how the cake will look in photos, Lily explained. “So positioning in the venue can be really crucial - it's always sad to see a spectacular cake with loads of story and thought behind it get placed in front of a speaker or worse, or somewhere it won't photograph well. Lighting is important too!”
When asked what was the most unusual cake Lily has ever created, she recounted her first book. “It was a zombie-themed, B-movie inspired, a comic book illustrated guide to cake decorating, so as you can imagine, for a while I was getting a lot of fabulously weird commissions. I've made a life-sized replica of someone's boyfriend's head, multiple heart and brain cakes, a cow heart cake for a music video, a dead pigeon... it's a long list!”
Found In A Marketplace Listing
Yeah, reaaaaaaallly cute. *slowly backs away to what I deem a safe distance*
Load More Replies...They are supposed to be bathing in the kitchen sink.
Load More Replies...So how much of this cake is actually edible? The faucet and the dolls certainly aren't.
their* I'm so sorry, I'm a grammer nut. Love your comment, have an upvote!
Load More Replies...First Of All…. What Is It? Second, $75?
Ah but what about a 3,068 year old hedgehog alien?
Load More Replies...I really wish people would stop stealing their grandpa's dentures for these cakes!
In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions
An incredible Sleeping Beauty Cake in fact.
Load More Replies...This is awesome and the poster has obviously never seen sleeping beauty
For anyone confused its the cake that the fairies make for aurora in sleeping beauty
That's brilliant!! That's not a fail! Watch sleeping beauty and see how awesome this cake actually is
Yeah, this one is Aurora's cake from Sleeping Beauty. It's kind of supposed to look like this. I've seen much better execution of it, but it's not bad.
I Wanna Cry
Less disturbing than a Congrats cake for a 16 year old mom. It’s actually kinda funny.
Load More Replies...Happy? thought. Maybe there is a family history of teens getting pregnant, and she was careful enough not to.
Or they're from Louisiana. (super high teen pregnancy rate here)
Load More Replies...Hmmm
That's not really a cake but rather cracker toppings arranged as a cake. I think it's rather clever.
Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?
Not a fail if the idea was " cartoonish" i personaly would have used black piping instead of milk chocolatte brown, but still not a fail.
those cupcakes are quite beautiful! I say they just need to work on piping cleaner lines on the cake
Load More Replies...My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016
Aww. This happened to us. It was a super hot day, and the venue's refrigerator stopped working. The cake melted into itself and looked awful. It still tasted great. The poor caterer was more upset then my wife or I (she was a guest and baked the cake as our wedding gift).
The… the… the fly!!!! Icky. But I think this one is miles above the others. Just unfortunate circumstances rather than a horror show.
I agree! The cake has some issues but the fly is very realistic. Is it fondant or a 3D print on rice paper? 😁
Load More Replies...I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow
Looks like a cow and Davey Jones' (Pirates of the Caribbean) love child...
highland cows have hair grow over their eyes, which is kinda weird now that I think about it. But they're adorable and this cake isn't even that bad
Load More Replies...I think this would look great if the colors were closer together and it was a smaller piping tip!
Seen For A Halloween Party. I Mean It Is Scary
so uh Fozzie Bear is from muppets but I can't tell if you were trying to make a joke or sincerely forgot so here's my upvote lol
Load More Replies...Is it just me or this cake actually looks epic xD Let me show this to my brother real quick, my birthday is in March LMAO
Mashed dog food resembling a dog ? Lol. I know, I’m sorry…the frosting just looks so off.
A Friend Of A Friend Paid For This
Well, guess there's a new form of your. You'r, as in "you'r an idiot who can't spell."
Somebody really needs to work on their grammar and cake-writing skills.
i think my 4th grade sister wrote that lol it looks like her cursive handwriting
What’s interesting is that getting frosting that smooth takes skill. The writing, otoh….
I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This
I think someone might have been at the mushrooms before they decorated the cake
A Drake Cake
The chain makes me think of the white swirls on these cupcakes. hostess-cu...85fb65.jpg
Ironically, "Drake Cakes" competed with Hostess.
Load More Replies...Do non-Americans and young'uns get this joke? Are Drake Cakes international? Are they still a thing? (They used to compete with Hostess for personal-sized, frosting-filled cakes.)
I’m in my mid-late 30s and American. Never heard of a drake cake.
Load More Replies...Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes
Look like these were rose cupcakes with sugar "glass" domes, but the sugar glass melted. I've done similar, snow globe cupcakes. The sugar glass domes only last a day in the fridge; then, they look like this. I imagine the baker was going for a Beauty and the Beast kind of, rose in glass, thing
Under the sugar things it seems to be really nice
Load More Replies...Hmmm
The really funny thing is they got the fur and body alright they just .. chose not to apply the nose and eyes correctly I guess
Load More Replies...The cake itself isn't bad but why did they overdo the face? Literally just two pieces of chocolates and a pink candy. That was the easiest part.
The biggest crime is substituting what looks like a bargain-brand of M&Ms for jelly beans.
That's actually the only win in this. (And it's normal M&Ms, you can see the m on them)
Load More Replies...This would have been fine if they cake artist made the ears more big and found. Used a black candy instead of googly eyes for eyes and didn't add the whiskers
The sad thing is that they actually went to more trouble to add the eyes and whiskers when it would have looked cuter with just black candies for the eyes and a pink one for the nose.
Its Meant To Be Gold
What? Baby poop green is is very in for weddings right now, it's what all the celebrities use.
No wonder celebrity weddings are always c**p /jk
Load More Replies...The cake not being gold is the failure here.. nothing like that dress situation. 😅
Load More Replies...If anyone's interested: Gold luster dust (edible of course) combined with brandy gives a nice gold and can be used by either airbrushing the liquid combination of the 2 or hand brushing it onto the cake. Just to be very very clear, hand brushing works mostly on fondant or on a buttercream frosted cake where the buttercream has had time to set and somewhat harden in the freezer.
yea but this looks.. warm. Weirdly warm. I feel like most people who would be using it would know that.. right? I wonder what exactly went wrong here
Load More Replies...Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet
I kinda like it, the open wounds create a nice contrast to the overall elegance!
It looks yummy, but what are the crystals made of? They look like giant pomegranate seeds
Flashbacks of when Han uses Luke’s lightsaber to cut open the tauntaun.
Ever heard of black figs? Because thats exactly how they look if you Open One.
Away In A Manger …
The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border
As much as I adore olives, I have to agree with this because they taste quite different
Load More Replies...WTF happened! It went from green cake to let's throw f*****g everything at it and see if it makes it better
Looked pretty Shrek-level decent before the Oreos and that baby Yoda straight out of Mogwai Hell on top.
Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Lord Voldemort?
Load More Replies...Hmmm
That amused me so much, have an upvote, Micky!
Load More Replies...Might Be The "Rope" That Does It For Me Lol
I think the cowboy is riding those horses on a stick. Like the toy kids play with that's just a horse head and a broomstick. But I have no explanation for the rest of this PTSD-inducing nightmare
Load More Replies...Um, that "rope" looks more like intertwined umbilical cords, then "Rope", lol
The mass genocide of Native Americans?
Load More Replies...Hmmm
A wound with a tree trunk stuck into it? Oh, right, a pumpkin
I did not see a pumpkin until I read your comment haha
Load More Replies...Looks like an attempt at a pumpkin cake (Bundt cake with a chocolate cucake/cylinder cake for the stem). Not sure why the foliage sticking out of it, buy....hey!
Ok, it's not the WORST cake on this list, but I can see how some people are seeing a bûttplug.
Hmmm
That sounds like a very wise, ancient German saying.
Load More Replies...I love that all the comments are just people trying to figure out what it says.
This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella
What or who is killer Bella? It's the second cake with caption like this and I honestly have no idea
It’s from Twilight. The book cover is two pale hands holding a red apple. I don’t know why.
Load More Replies...If by inflamed you mean prolapsed, then yes. I see it too.
Load More Replies...What is this supposed to be? I see either some sort of red blob on some kind of skeletal joint, or two cartoon hands holding an apple from above.
two hands holding an apple, like the cover of the book Twilight (where the quote is from)
Load More Replies...Hmmm
Okay Probably A Joke But Still
It's visually very interesting. If they're lightly flavored I'd probably enjoy them the most. Bland sweets can be appealing sometimes.
I hope there really is a cake buried beneath all those wafers, otherwise there is nothing to taste here...
I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!
Looks like 3 giant macaroons stacked on one another… maybe their goal?? Probably not though lol
Fondant gone wrong and color- clashing with the flowers...probably still edible, though
Just... throw it at the bridesmaids like a bouquet.
Stitch Or Glitch?
Cannot unsee it now! Please come to my house and clean up the water you have caused me to spill, would be quite appreciated since I can't stop laughing long enough to clean
Load More Replies...I don't mind this one as much as some of the others. His ears are way off but he looks cute.
I think it's cuz it's a pull apart cupcake cake
Load More Replies...I quite like this one, don't think it belongs on this list.
I'm not a fan of cupcakes decorated like this but also I would like a Stitch cupcake-cake.
You know what? This honestly isnt that bad, sure its not perfect but I bet that 10 year old loved it. Way better than anything I could do
Naw, not that bad. It's lumpy looking because it's cupcakes. Total pass for this one.
What The [frick] Is Going On Here
What, you don't remember the famous Star Wars sombrero? The one Luke wore in episode 5?
I gotta give this one some respect. It looks like a little kid really wanted a Star Wars cake and mom gave her best effort to make them happy. That is the narrative I am keeping in my head.
Yeah I love this one! It may not look professional but at least it doesn't look gross
Load More Replies...Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…
Squirrels are my automatic go to thought when I have my butter pecan ice cream and caramel sauce!
Load More Replies...I don’t hate it, except for the pasta tree. Why is it that colour and texture?
It's icing. OP used a flat piping tip with wavy teeth to get that texture.
Load More Replies...Could have just gone with a couple leaves, intricately placed into a dab of green icing, minus the gloopy diarrhea puke ropes.
My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?
There IS something a bit weird about the facial expression, but it's extremely well executed and clear what it's meant to be!
They didn't place the eyes straight up and down like Mickey's. It is well done though.
Load More Replies...So all that's happened is his face has slide down. Not enough 'glue'. Otherwise it's a really good cake
This is REALLY good. Maybe the Mickey is a bit grumpy but the whole cake is very well made. Very smooth texture and no wrinkles or whatnots. So seriously, that is probably worth the money.
I think he looks a little more deflated rather than angry. Like he's exhausted.
Heck yes! I'm 51 and LOVE that mouse. "The real trouble with the world is that too many people grow up."--Walt Disney.
Load More Replies...The eyes just need to be put a bit further away from each other to fix that
Mickey Mouse's lesser known cousin twice removed, Ricky Rat.
Someone Tried To Make Bluey
Well, they did try, and you can almost tell who it is. I bet the kiddo loved it anyways.
Platypus, but that was my thought too
Load More Replies...It's like Bluey and Perry the Platypus got melded together and this was the result.
Hmmm
I wouldn't call this a fail, the color scheme is actually decent here.
This is the best fail of the Princess line of decorating. At least she's not some hideous troll.
If they would've done some piping along the bottom and around the edge this wouldn't have been bad.
Nope, this is actually pretty cute. I bet a lucky kiddo loved it. Total pass.
What's Goin On Here?
Hmmm
I only realised it was meant to be Mickey at all from your comment!
Load More Replies...It's for a 1 year old, I'm sure they were thrilled or unaware. Plus, probably a smash cake.
What... what is this demonic creature, and what is it doing out of its interdimensional prison cell?
Ok, so I would've made this a baby Mickey cake and used the #1 candle in his mouth like a binky/dummy. A new mom tried, that's what counts.
Bakery Posted This
The character molding is amazing! But why is she sinking into the cake?
ayo?? why were you looking at her breasts?? 😳
Load More Replies...It doesn't may, looks like the mafia is getting ready to let her swim with the fishes
Load More Replies...These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations
I was thinking that it’s a okay cake for a parent to make, but they’re charging for it? They’re charging more than $10 for it? They’re charging $1,234 for it? 🤯
No, on Facebook Marketplace you have to put a price otherwise it won't post the advert, so £1234 is commonly used as a 'placeholder' price. In the body of the advert it'll state something like "price depends on the size of the cake' or "contact me for details of pricing"
Load More Replies...Yes. I see it a lot when it's either multiple things listed under 1 listing, or an obvious scam/money scrub listing
Load More Replies...A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday
Could be lego. Might be a elbo or a kneeo Kind of hard to tell. And the lower right dot looks like a kid ran two fingers through it.
Not amazing, but not half bad for an amateur. They just need to learn how to level their cakes before frosting.
well, the 'bad part is it is not shaped like a lego. A 4 dot lego is a square. A rectangle shaped brick is at least six dots. It's nice and conveys the general idea but if you are making it for a lego enthusiast they are pretty likely to notice. A lesser, general issue is the top of the cake is rounded, not flat. A professional baker would have shaved off a bit to make the surface flat, same as you might plane a board when making a project you don't want to be warped. It is fine for a home cake but a bit short of the quality you would expect from paying to have it made.
Load More Replies...Hmmm
I guess someone found "horny cow" offensive. The cake is awesome.
Load More Replies...Beautifully done and if it's what the customer ordered then what's the problem. Personally, I'm not offended by the wording but it would very much depend on the context (eg it wouldn't be appropriate if children might be present at the occasion) and who ordered the cake for whom.
Posted In A Cake Hack Group. Taking Cake "Hack" To New Levels
Hmmm
I don't care what it looks like, if it's a Ripple cake I'm eating it! I made a gluten free one this year, but used gingernuts instead of chocolate ripple biscuits, and put pomegranate seeds, cranberry sauce and pistachios on top.
It probably wouldn't look so bad if it didn't have all the brown and green powdery c**p on it.
Without that title I honestly wouldn't have guessed it was a cake.
Hmmm
okay that's not that bad. They just need to yk, cut the tops off the cakes so they're not round. And use a thinner icing for the drips
Posted On An Aquarium Page…
You can see how much thought and time went into it; it's not like this was made by a professional pastry chef, sheesh. Nana did great! I'd have loved to have a grandma like this.
I completely agree. There's a huge difference between a home-made cake for a loved-one who will appreciate the care that's gone into it, even if it's not perfect, and a professional cake someone is expected to pay a lot for.
Load More Replies...I made an axolotl cake for my minecrafter's bday. It was so difficult. I think this is cute and Grandma was rocking!!
I Ordered This Cake For My Husbands 10 Years Cancer Free
And I told them I wanted it black with orange for Halloween vibes. And this is what I picked up. Needless to say I didn’t pay for it. I don’t get where the problem was considering I chose a cake off their website. Just changed the color. Tasted just as it looks
Erm, have I missed something. They would have had to pay the balance when they picked it up. Unless the bakery realised they couldn't re-sell, and gave it to OP for free, how does OP know it tasted just as it looks?
they probably refused to pay for it, and bakeries can't normally resell that. It's not what they ordered. And they probably posted this after they ate it
Load More Replies...Yeah, you don't like it but take off with it anyway? What a piece of sh*t
I’m Howling
I guess it's safer than dowels if someone wants to push someone's face into it? That's all I can think of.
Load More Replies...Do they know they aren't supposed to leave the cardboard between the layers?
some bakers do! It's for support. You aren't supposed to see it tho 💀
Load More Replies...I’m Sorry If You’re In This Group But I Believe The 11 Year Old You Made This For Could Have Done Better
This could've been a little neater, but it's not bad. At least you can tell what it's supposed to be!
Hey it’s not bad! It’s easy to tell what it’s supposed to be!
Found In The Comment Of A Mom Group I’m In! She Said “It Was A Two Day Project”
That looks awesome I don't know what's wrong itj some of these posters
I believe this took 2 days. Look at all those little balls on each letter. Then, to assemble them. WOW!
My Brother And His Wife Are Avid Campers And Decided To Have A Small Ceremony In The Bush Where We Camp. I Gifted Them The Cake And Thought Camping Theme Was Perfect. I Didn't Even Notice Until My Sister In Law Pointed It Out, Anyone Else See What's Wrong With The Tent "Flaps"
Wouldnt have even thought something was wrong unless of course someone makes it inappropriate, over all good cake though
Tell sil go get some from her hubby and she won't see that in everything
These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations
That price? Really? I don't know what the prices are in the USA, but I calculated it according to the exchange rate (in euros it's €1131.57), for which I could buy, for example, an electric bicycle.
I suppose with a lot of these marketplaces, one needs to insert a a price, like any price and the real price will be negotiated later. People usually put the price at 1234 as those numbers are neatly next to each other, which also signals the others that this is indeed a fake price.
Load More Replies...A little far down for people to see this but unless you're joking, stop commenting on the price 1234. It's a Facebook placeholder price if you don't put the actual price in.
Hmmm
Heavy breething in " Van Gogh "... Where is the fail here? This is stunning.
I don’t think this is a fail. I think you did a very good job. I knew exactly what it was.
Hmmm
I see nothing wrong with this. Just your average, everyday demon egg casings. The black goo means they're going to hatch soon! Not sure why it's on a post about cakes though...
At Least It Wasn’t A Customer Order…? Mmmmkay
yep, that's a "thanks for the frosting" and "will 100% do this again" eyes
Load More Replies...Hmmm
Spots are too round and at least one needs to be draped over the edge.
Gosh, I don't know, maybe look at some photos of cows? I know, it's tough to find cow images, but hey you're a professional...right??
So what is a cow/train cake supposed to look like? Is that even a thing?
I assume she also ordered a different train cake
Load More Replies...Left: The Ops Request. Right: The Local Bakery's Interpretation
For custom orders, I would assume you pay when you order it or maybe half?
Load More Replies...Your Killing Them
Looks like they didn't put supports in it so the weight of the layers is squishing itself.
I appreciate the effort but there's too much fondant. And again, it's well done but if I gave that to my nephew, he'd start crying.
Joshua may be three years old, but he is definitely more talented at making cakes than the parent(s) that made this abomination.
Found In The Wild On My Fb Feed. People Are Saying It's Amazing... I Think It Looks Like 💩 😬 😳
That's the colour of a highland cow though (gingery brown), I think it looks fine.
Load More Replies...Definitely needs to be a different color... if it was, it might look better. The flowers look good though.....
More cows? Or an excuse to use icing? I'm just throwing this out there but its a cake, you don't need to be based in reality. Give it pink or blue fur or something.
She Was Laughing At Herself In The Tiktok. I Thought It Was Too Funny Not To Share. It’s Supposed To Be Her Dad Relaxing In His Chair
Deadpool vibes. At least he wasn't shirt cockin it!
My Friend Typically Makes Great Designs, But The Literal Screwdriver Took Me Out
Ah it's just a cookie cake. My kid gets these because she can't stand actual cake. It's just a large cookie and there's only so much you can do with the icing really. Bet it still tastes nice.
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Most of the cakes on this thread only have a terrible color scheme. Had there been more thought in the coloring, then they won't look as ugly.
Some of these aren’t bad, like just a tiny few, like this one. Idk why they’re here
Just Because They Have A Business Doesn't Mean They Should Be Making Cakes/Desserts
If it was a little smoother it would be better, but its cute and not bad at all.
This is really good, the fork and the frosting and whatnot. But I would have found little plastic figurines instead of just paper printouts.
Someone Commented That It Was Good For A Novice And She Replied That She’s A Professional Baker
What bothers me is it smooth or is it textured?!?! If I had one or the other this would be so so amazing. The top drips throw it off for me.
I really love this but the definition of professional is that you are getting paid for what you do. I've seen cakes from people who have been making and decorating cakes for YEARS, they come up with stuff you couldn't dream of doing.
I thought it was ok until I realized that the gold decorations were ready-made stick-ons. A professional baker would be able to make decorations themselves.
It’s A Campfire…… Cute Idea, Poor Execution In So Many Ways
The flame itself looks more like a flower, but I like its vibrant colors.
Hmmm… (Posted In My Local Marketplace)
This is the best one, im sorry I know it can be better but this is for a 1 year old and I absolutely LOVE the Lorax
Hmmm
It's an artifact called a record turntable. It was used to extract sounds from a vinyl disc. I happen to have one and find the results quite likeable.
Load More Replies...I know what a record player is/does and still had to look at the comments to see what it was supposed to be....
Love your user! I'm a huge fan of them too, they are my absolute favorite and I even have all of their albums! So happy to see a fellow fan on bp!
Load More Replies...My husband may possibly like this... at least the concept, lol
Noice
This is way better than I could've done on a first attempt. Or a 6th attempt for that matter.
The Baker didn't put enough supports in each tier to take the weight of the top layer.
The only thing really wrong is it is slightly crooked. The fondant work is pretty good and the piping is tight. I don't see this as a fail.
My Personal Favorite Is The Line Of Green Frosting That Just Doesn’t Go At All
This was definitely a scrape cake. As in the original design wasn't selling so they scraped off the original design but it must haven't come off very good so they did this to it. Yuck
Hmmm
0 Points For Gryffindor
Since this is number 70 it looks like this is saying 700 points for griffindor
On the bright side, the broom doesn't look like a giant wenis
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Why? Just....why? Whatever your reasoning is, the only appropriate reply is "No." No to the cake, NO, to the name. No No No No. Smh...that poor kid.
I'm already mentally listing all the humiliating nicknames the bullies are going to give this kid when he reaches school age. "P.i.s.s" is one of the nicer ones.
Would you tease a child when his parents are gun obsessed?
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Why? Why would you name a child pistol? Although I think my cousin gave his daughter the name he gave one of his many guns, so who am I to talk.
Hmmm
No it’s not the best cake but it’s definitely not the worst one I’ve seen
And the person who ordered it was happy, so what's the problem?
Load More Replies...Spherical cakes are hard - buttercream on spherical cakes is a whole new league! Fondant would have been easier to work with but I think the baker did well & it's obvious what it's meant to be.
The reason this one is bad is prob because it's hard to make round cakes.
Hmmm
The fact that she tried and you can still tell what it's supposed to be... I see nothing wrong with this one.
A Coworker Of Mine Is Is Starting Up A Side Business Selling Cakes. She Just Did This Cake And Cake Pops For A Baby Shower
First glance: "it's a little lopsided, but it's still cute" second look: "what in gods name is wrong with that baby?!"
I think it looks really good! (just don't zoom in to the babies face though)
Top one is really good it's just the baby that's a little wonky
Local Baker [he Does It As A Side-Job] Just Posted This Cake & His Caption Appropriately Describes My Thoughts About The Cake!
Ordered A Cake At Giant For My Friends Baby Shower, Ordered It Out Of The Book They Had At The Bakery. Left Is What I Ordered, Right Is What They Gave Me. Obviously Not What I Ordered At All
Anyone would think the bakery didn't look at their own book to see how they were supposed to decorate it.
It Still Tasted Delicious, And The Writing Gave Us A Really Good Laugh. I Think Some Poor Unprepared Soul Was Thrown Into The Cake Writing Job! Happy 8th Birthday Kadin
Some poor soul was probably forced into writing on it because you didn’t order a cake and you got one from the case probably after the decorators, or the bakers had already left!!!! As a pastry chef and former grocery store cake decorator I speak from experience. I also used to have to try to train these kids who worked at night how to write on a cake with no knowledge or experience whatsoever.
Hmmm
But Is It Though?
I suppose they were going for Captain Rex... like what would happen to him, if he fell into an incinerator.
Noooo! Captain Rex! I loved Captain Rex as a kid!
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It looks alright, but I daresay I'd prefer a real turkey over a cake that looks like one. But hey, similar visuals for both dinner and dessert!
From A Professional Baker. Who I Almost Booked For My Wedding
The Lashes Too
I'm just picturing it being revealed with its ears on fire.
OK, using actual false eyelashes was a misstep but otherwise, not bad. Bottom layer needs more frosting.
This Poor Wedding Cake…
Hmmm
Okay as I unicorn 🦄 lover, I approve! Very pretty and doesn’t belong on this list.
a little kid would be thrilled with this cake, even if an adult would judge harshly
It’s um… that’s one way to do it.. unique take on how horse legs work
I Think This Person May Not Like Their Daughter In Law All That Much 🤢
This just looks like a basic homemade cake, the only thing shame worthy here is the dirty background.
Well. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. 🤢
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Is that a baby changing station? It looks like there was an accident made on the wall…
Hmmm
Grey is a really unfortunate colour choice for a cake. It looks so unappetising!
Sloppy. Posted On Professional Bakery Website. $75!!!!
Maybe " sloppy " was the idea, because 1st it looks intencional, 2nd it looks gorgeous.
Not sloppy really. This abstract style is the way they are teaching high end cake design these days.
I love the duel layer the green separated from the cow print is really neat! I love this.
It's fine. But not worth 75. Nor even at today's inflation for ingredients. Was the cow figurine from schleich? That would explain some of the price.
Saw This Cake Today Omg Looks Like A Kid Did It
OP has never seen the destruction kids cause. No child would produce this. Defo not a fail
For Context: The Rectangle Cake Is What Was Advertised And The Circle Cake Is What Was Delivered 😂
If they didn't have the ability to draw by hand they shouldn't have advertised the cake on the left on their website, which is drawn in frosting and not printed in edible ink on edible paper (which isn't tasty at all). And that generic red printed lettering is straight-up Dwight Schrute!
Not bad, but not as advertised. I'd have been disappointed as well.
They could have at least edited out the writing on the original cake. What a crappy cop out.
These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations
It's not acctually the price, it's a place holder on Facebook Marketplace. They usually do that when the price varies by size and style.
Load More Replies...Yeah but this doesn't really look like Molang other than it's a white bunny. Molang is round, so it doesn't transfer well to a cake this way. Should have done it as a decoration, not make the cake on the side.
At A Local Wedding Venue. Even For A Grooms Cake It’s Awful
There is literally nothing wrong with this cake. May not be for everyone but it's hardly a fail
Can anyone tell this is a redneck wedding? Look for muddin games, camo and orange wedding dress, and of course instead of an ice sculpture: there will be a Velveeta cheese carving ! Imagine your own tacky redneck wedding monstrosities lol. (Been to a redneck wedding so yeah…this happens)
I think it is a good groomsman cake. My sister's father had a set of boobs as his grooms cake!
My Local Bakery
Other than the placement of the letters, I don't see anything wrong with this. They would have been better starting Happy above Charizard's head.
It´s quite good, actually, and doesn't deserve to be on this list (apart fo the letters placement, i mean!)
Pretty sure you can take the letters off and rearrange them but the cake is awesome!
Hmmm
Whenever I see black icing on a cake that's a pass for me. Black icing uses a lot of food coloring. Don't get me wrong it's a great black color but no
What They Wanted And What They Got
After looking at it for 5 minutes, the horn on the top is way bigger and the mane was done in rainbow icing, as opposed to layering rainbow colors. If a five year old notices this and makes a big deal, parenting fail not a cake fail. If they knocked a little off the price, I'd be cool.
But very bad piping. Why post pictures of a design if you can"t replicate it?
One Of The Kardashian Kids, Birthday Cakes. What Poor Execution
Yeah, I don't know. Apparently there are a lot of cake critics here who wouldn't be caught dead in the proximity of anything less than an impeccable, high-priced work of fine art to cut up and eat.
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HOW TRAUMATIC! I'm sure it was given to them for free anyway. So deserving, those Kartrashians.
I don't get why some of these are on this list... Not perfect, but not a fail.
Saw This Posted This Morning
I almost made one like this for my daughter. She changed her mind last minute and wanted Mulan and flowers. This is super cute.
This Baker Usually Makes Really Beautiful Cakes, But I Feel Like This One Was A Miss. Supposed To Be Disco Themed
I think there's a difference between, "this is not a well done cake" and "this cake doesn't meet the requirements." It's a lovely cake overall. I can see this being really nice for a baby shower, or birthday party. Buuuuuuut, if this is supposed to be a DISCO theme, it does fall short. The pink, purple, white and blue bulb on the bottom should have been silver. If you asked, what's the theme of this cake, Disco wouldn't come to mind for me.
This one is not bad at all; just not sure why a dog would go along with a disco theme.
It’s The Eyes For Me
I dunno, this took some effort. If Ariel is not a doll and she’s made out of fondant and gum paste…I’d say that’s pretty dang nice.
WTF come on people nobody cares about freakin EYES this most definitely does not belong here
Most of these are not fails! Yes they may not be professional level cakes, but for home decorators they're great! I'd rather have a home made cake that some I love has taken their time and energy to make for me than a cake that's cost £100's! You should be celebrating that so many people want to try and make cakes for people. When I was a teacher, I had a rule that I would make a birthday cake for each child in my form group (same group of kids I saw each morning before lessons started). Lots of kids (11-16) would tell me they'd never had a cake home made for them before ever and some kids would cry as they'd never had any birthday cake before- home made it shop bought! Having 16 year old kids crying happy tears because they had blown out candles on a birthday cake if their own for the first time in their life was both upsetting and rewarding. Thank your self lucky you have any cake and even more so that someone you love made it instead of laughing because it's not cake boss level
It looks like a lot of these were made by people who are not professional, or maybe even great at it, but they were made with love for someone. Cakes are expensive, and sometimes it is fun to try and make a special cake for your loved ones celebration. I would much rather have a far from perfect cake that my mom put the time and effort into making over a perfect store bought cake anyway. I refuse to shame 98% of the cakes in this list because even though they may look silly or weird or whatever, someone worked hard to try and make someone else's day special.
My friend was across the country and alone for his birthday during covid. I baked him a birthday cake and sent him a picture. My right arm was in a sling due to a dislocated shoulder. The cake looked awful but he loved it because of my efforts.
Load More Replies...Today on BP, for reasons that utterly escape me, we'll be pointing and laughing at people trying their best.
I'll lay odds that most of the commenters trashing these efforts couldn't do better.
all joking aside, Stop being so judgy about cakes. The taste matters FAR more than the appearance imo, not to mention not everyone here is professional, they are just starting out. You're not just suddenly an expert at something.
Alot of these cakes are decent if not really good. The others though definitely make me feel better about my abilities
Most of these are not fails! Yes they may not be professional level cakes, but for home decorators they're great! I'd rather have a home made cake that some I love has taken their time and energy to make for me than a cake that's cost £100's! You should be celebrating that so many people want to try and make cakes for people. When I was a teacher, I had a rule that I would make a birthday cake for each child in my form group (same group of kids I saw each morning before lessons started). Lots of kids (11-16) would tell me they'd never had a cake home made for them before ever and some kids would cry as they'd never had any birthday cake before- home made it shop bought! Having 16 year old kids crying happy tears because they had blown out candles on a birthday cake if their own for the first time in their life was both upsetting and rewarding. Thank your self lucky you have any cake and even more so that someone you love made it instead of laughing because it's not cake boss level
It looks like a lot of these were made by people who are not professional, or maybe even great at it, but they were made with love for someone. Cakes are expensive, and sometimes it is fun to try and make a special cake for your loved ones celebration. I would much rather have a far from perfect cake that my mom put the time and effort into making over a perfect store bought cake anyway. I refuse to shame 98% of the cakes in this list because even though they may look silly or weird or whatever, someone worked hard to try and make someone else's day special.
My friend was across the country and alone for his birthday during covid. I baked him a birthday cake and sent him a picture. My right arm was in a sling due to a dislocated shoulder. The cake looked awful but he loved it because of my efforts.
Load More Replies...Today on BP, for reasons that utterly escape me, we'll be pointing and laughing at people trying their best.
I'll lay odds that most of the commenters trashing these efforts couldn't do better.
all joking aside, Stop being so judgy about cakes. The taste matters FAR more than the appearance imo, not to mention not everyone here is professional, they are just starting out. You're not just suddenly an expert at something.
Alot of these cakes are decent if not really good. The others though definitely make me feel better about my abilities
