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Don’t forget, dear Pandas, you’re here forever. Fortunately, that “forever” entails plenty of wholesome animal and art posts, as well as this magnificent list of all the funniest and punniest business names featured on The Simpsons. Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Bored Panda Nuclear Power Plant which used The Simpsons Wiki for inspiration and research purposes.
If you’re a fan of The Simpsons and enjoy learning about all the tiny hidden Easter eggs others might not notice, then you’re in for a real treat. Upvote your fave Springfield business names as you scroll down and let us know what hidden details in the show you’ve personally noticed.
Though some of these store and business names are as cheesy as a triple cheeseburger (like the ‘It Blows’ air conditioning store), others are brilliant puns that you might not have understood when you were a kid but will definitely get now that you’re all grown up. When you’re done with this list, check out our earlier post about the funniest signs on The Simpsons right here.
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#1
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
NoodleBear 5 years ago
No, it’s not. It’s a tragic and terrible thing and any sane American would not want that to happen
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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
I used that for years working at a hardware store and needed to send someone to BB&Beyond, only about ⅔ of them caught it.
Colin L 5 years ago
1300 underage gun deaths per year. What rock have you been hiding under?
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#2
Eye Caramba
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago
Just joking, but, ironically, people DID got offended.
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#3
Stern Lecture Plumbing
Like any long-running TV show or movie series, The Simpsons is full of hidden little details that are peppered throughout each episode. It’s as much a reward for the perceptive viewer as it is a chance for the creators of the show to have a bit of fun with their inside gags.
For instance, one thing that has been on my mind since I was a 7-year-old kid watching The Simpsons when my parents weren’t looking, was what flashed across the supermarket cash register when Maggie was scanned during The Simpsons intro. I’d always tried to see what numbers and letters came up, but I was never sure what they were.
It wasn’t until over a decade later that I found out that the number (originally 847.63 dollars) was the monthly amount of money that Americans needed to raise a baby. Of course, that was what researchers said the number was at the time that the show’s first season was released in 1989.
#4
Shot In The Face
Exotic Panda 5 years ago
are u okay? do you need help? id be happy to help u if u need it?
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General Chang's Taco Italiano
Pearl_TheRapperLOL 5 years ago
I've actually seen a restaurant called Mr. Changs Chinese and Mexican.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
OMG!!!! Where? We have Korean tacos here in LA, and we thought that they may be the most visionary thing...until I learned of Mexicali Chinese in Baja...
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Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago
Great sign. Love the architecture also. Reminds me of my L.A. neighborhood
#6
Stoner's Pot Palace
Rick Pomo 5 years ago
Imagine my disappointment. Then I had to stop Cheech and Chong quick. And call back Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg that was a close one
Another thing that I never noticed until I binge-browsed through The Simpsons trivia, Easter eggs, and fan theories one day, was that the creator of the show, Matt Groening, hid his initials on Homer Simpson’s head. The character’s ear looks like the letter ‘G’ while his hair looks like an ‘M.’
Something else that only the most detective minded of you might have noticed is that God in The Simpsons has five fingers on each hand. Meanwhile, all the other characters only have four fingers. It’s small details like this that make us love the show even more (even if we think they should change the format back to what it once was years and years ago).
#7
The Perm Bank
#8
In 'N' Out Ear Piercing
Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago
The Prince Albert isn't for amateurs. Just saying.
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#9
Oedipus Rx: A Mom And Son Pharmacy
Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago
A prescription for infamy......in the family....cue 'Family Affair' theme song.
Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
It's a reference to a Greek myth where Oedipus Rex hears a prophecy where he marries his mother and kills his father. He tries to avoid it, and accidentally completes the prophecy. He then rips his eyes out.
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A Bug's Death Exterminators
Gran Torino 5 years ago
What's the dirtiest thing ever said on television? "Ward, I think that you were a little hard on the Beaver, last night."
#11
Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry)
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Oh is this the one with the big book of British smiles? That's in my top five faves, if I ever bothered to rank them
#12
Adam & Adam
Darth Kittius 5 years ago
@Wouldn't You Like To Know why cant people enjoy things without it being a political agenda?
Tuni art 5 years ago
Instead of Adam and Eve it’s Adam and Adam. Probably a gay bar.
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#13
Diz-Nee Historical Park
#14
It Blows
#15
J.r.r. Toykin's
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago (edited)
A place to buy Legos-las, Arwen you need some toys for your kids. Get your kids a Bil-bow to practice archery (but make sure you get them an eyes-engard so they can still see afterwards) or some Fro-dough for shaping objects out of clay! It’s just Elrond the corner, go there before all the toys Aragorn. You’ll be Galad-riel you went, and your children will beg, “Gimli the toys!” Once they get them, they’ll be Riven-dell with interest for hours. If they Er-e-bored, you can just go by some more toys. If you can provide a good resume and pass the interview, you could be our next new Shire.
#16
'muff Said
#17
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
#18
Donner's Party Supplies
Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago
google the Donner Party. Immigrants who got caught up at the now eponymous pass. They were caught for months, many people died, cannibalism, and much sadness. Tamsen Donner should have lived, but... (5th gen Californian, I grew up learning about it...there are some well researched books)
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Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago (edited)
As a descendent of the Donner family, I protest....but not too much *laughs uncontrollably while offering you burgers made from questionable food sources*
Haley Sterne 5 years ago
This is making me cry at the hilarity. No wonder I wasn’t allowed to watch Simpsons when I was younger!
#19
Leftorium
Eric George 5 years ago
I thought this was only a joke until my left handed partner told me that she was a regular consumer at an actual store like this.
Marchand Nicolas 5 years ago
I don't get, what's this store pls? For Ned, I would bet that's a Bible store! Lol
#20
Are We Hair Yet?
Caroline Driver 5 years ago
Hairdressers names are usually puns irl, so they probably pinched this one.
#21
Dead Lobster
#22
Abercrombie & Rich
#23
Pool Sharks
#24
Crouching Panda Hidden Egg Roll
Sarcastic Panda 5 years ago (edited)
crouching tiger hidden dragon is the original right? that's what i'm calling it now. crouching tiger hidden egg roll.
#25
Much Ado About Muffin
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
Hah hah, this has to be one of my personal favourites. I just noticed the altered Hamlet quote: "To eat or not to eat"
#26
Try N' Save
#27
Knockers
Bri Rakotz 5 years ago
Used to have a pizza delivery place called knockers. It was my favorite.
Marchand Nicolas 5 years ago
Hello I am French and I am learning english. I know that hooters and knockers mean both brEast. So I don't get why a pizza place is called like that. Is there another meaning to the word knockers that I don't know?!?
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Abercrombie & The Other Guy
MiniMaus 5 years ago
OMG I laughed so hard. That's what I'm gonna call it now
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#30
Chez Guevara
Marchand Nicolas 5 years ago (edited)
I think a few people got it. This is a French play word. "Chez Guevara" means literally "Guevara's". The real name of the revolutionary is Che. It's a play word because "chez" in French sounds like "Che" in spanish! I know it cause I'm French. Look at my name! LOL
Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
My favourite revolutionary catapult was Trebuchet Guevara. But then i learned that Magonelson Mandela threw them farther.
#31
King Toot's Music Store
#33
Sneed's Feed And Seed (Formally Chucks)
Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago
I remember people didn't believe me when I told them this sign name was in last night's episode. "No, they wouldn't have done that..."
Corey Smith 5 years ago
If I remember correctly, it was the "tomacco" episode.
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#34
Pay & Park & Pay
#36
All Creatures Great And Cheap
#37
Toys 'L' Us
I Liquored On 5 years ago (edited)
Why are you voting them down? You know damn well there would be hell to pay if this same joke was used today.
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#38
Vulgari
LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
This is an actual joke among some jewelry people. Bulgari is known for its unique and bold designs, which don't sit well with some people, so it's earned the name "Vulgari" over the years
#39
Semi-Painless Dentistry
Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
Um, is Semi-Painless possibly Painless formerly Painful’s half brother?
#40
Cinderblock Village
#41
Acne Grease Co.
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Or, acne grease and shovel (I watched this episode a few days ago!)
#42
Gulp N' Blow
#44
R. Crumb's Keep On Muffin'
#45
The Drunk Paralegal Karaoke Supplier
#48
Abandoned Store
YellowOchre 4 years ago
wait Charley, what state do you live in because I thought that was only in Wisconsin
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Lard Lad Donuts
#53
The Boob Tubery
#54
Southern Cracker
Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
She's thin, white, and salty! And that's what makes her a cracker.
#56
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor
Kayla J 5 years ago
Episode Homer Alone. Basically Marge had a breakdown and went on vacation by herself. While Bart & Lisa stayed at Aunt Patty & Aunt Selma's house, Maggie was able to trick her way into staying at home with Homer. Hilarity ensues, but Maggie misses Marge and sneaks out one night to find her and cuddles up with her likeness.
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#57
Edna's Edibles
#59
Rock Bottom Remainders
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Wendell brown Brown 5 years ago
You're forgetting one this sign was at the hospital, come in and get a heart transplant or the optopsy is free
Jimmy Olsen 5 years ago
Missed: 'Come and Go Motel' - Homer joins the NRA; 'Sh_t Kickers' Bar - Thelma & Louise parody.
Wendell brown Brown 5 years ago
You're forgetting one this sign was at the hospital, come in and get a heart transplant or the optopsy is free
Jimmy Olsen 5 years ago
Missed: 'Come and Go Motel' - Homer joins the NRA; 'Sh_t Kickers' Bar - Thelma & Louise parody.
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