97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless

Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.

But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.

We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.

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97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

"Righteously Jacked Proselytizers"

Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role

Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"

You Can't Have That

"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"

I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him

"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"

She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return

"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"

"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."

You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It

“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”

...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow

So Sauce Not A Broken Home

They Blllrah Baoh

"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"

Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda

“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”

"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"

"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."

The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis

31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop

"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"

"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"

Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children

"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"

I’m One Of Those European Peasants

"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"

"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"

Ankle Biting Ferals

But Soup Is Circular

Man Mum

POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down

Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly

An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland

“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”

The Rich Are Good People Deep Down

Oh No My Moths

You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning

"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"

Handsome Man But Why No Hair

"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"

The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?

"You're Vertical. Act Like It."

Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful

Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server

Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept

A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World

"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""

"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"

"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"

“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”

He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin

"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"

I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone

Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse

I Have Hot Dog Debt

"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"

“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”

He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It

"Ľ'm No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?"

Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding

Kirby Has No Ankles …

A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed

"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"

"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"

The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep

Sword-Wielding Pronoun

The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid

"Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job"

Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

What If My Special Interest Is Freaking It

Running On Incel Core I9

If You Bring A Scale To Gamestop To Weigh Pokémon Packs We Will Ban You For Life For Your Own Good

Love Island Makers Say Lgbt Contestants Bring 'Logistical Difficulties'

"People Were Shocked When This Beautiful Girl Went Viral For A Cat Mistaking Her Dress For A Heated Table - He's Actually A 48-Year-Old Japanese Singer, Father And Model"

Cigarette That Wished To Become Human

16-Year-Old Catches Opossum And Brings It Into Parents’ Bedroom, But Mom Says It’s A Normal Occurrence

"The Most Recognizable Brand In The World And You Turned It Into A Shoe Company"