97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless

Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.

But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.

We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.

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97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

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Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role

I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him

"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."

You Can't Have That

"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"

Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"

They Blllrah Baoh

"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"

"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"

Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda

...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow

She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return

You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It

"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"

So Sauce Not A Broken Home

"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"

"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."

“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”

The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis

Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children

“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”

"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"

31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop

"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"

I’m One Of Those European Peasants

"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"

An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland

Ankle Biting Ferals

Man Mum

"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"

But Soup Is Circular

"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"

“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”

Oh No My Moths

A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World

You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning

The Rich Are Good People Deep Down

Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly

Handsome Man But Why No Hair

POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down

"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"

Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server

"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""

"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"

"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"

“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”

"You're Vertical. Act Like It."

Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful

Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept

"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"

He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin

"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"

I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone

Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse

Kirby Has No Ankles …

"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"

I Have Hot Dog Debt

"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"

He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It

The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?

“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”

Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding

A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed

"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"

Sword-Wielding Pronoun

"Ľ'm No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?"

The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep

The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid

Love Island Makers Say Lgbt Contestants Bring 'Logistical Difficulties'

"Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job"

Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

"The Most Recognizable Brand In The World And You Turned It Into A Shoe Company"

Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room

"Alaska Art Student Arrested For Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art In Protest"

What If My Special Interest Is Freaking It

Running On Incel Core I9

If You Bring A Scale To Gamestop To Weigh Pokémon Packs We Will Ban You For Life For Your Own Good

"People Were Shocked When This Beautiful Girl Went Viral For A Cat Mistaking Her Dress For A Heated Table - He's Actually A 48-Year-Old Japanese Singer, Father And Model"