The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across—it’s an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents).

Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they’re amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether.

Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don’t believe us? Well then, you’re in for a treat. Today, we’re featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence “never before written, found in the wild.” It’s a writer’s, reader’s, and language-lover’s dream subreddit.

Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books.

"A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning—sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works."

When you’re done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you’ve ever written, dear Pandas, we’d love it if you shared it in the comment section.

#1

Cover Your Shoulders With Knives

Cover Your Shoulders With Knives

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Artsy Bookworm
Community Member
3 months ago

Shoulder blades damn😂

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Writer and editor Doug told Bored Panda that in order to get a reader's attention, a sentence doesn't necessarily have to be bizarre or unusual. However, it all depends on the context.

"Opening lines for stories or essays often benefit from a little twist because they're meant to draw a reader into the world you're creating. Then again, one of the most famous sentences in the English language is 'Jesus wept,' which is short, straightforward, and not bizarre, unusual, or even that descriptive. I'll bang this drum again: if context isn't everything, it's most of it."

#2

Supportive Grandma

Supportive Grandma

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Artsy Bookworm
Community Member
3 months ago

Maybe she's part of a secret organization. Like Granny Hits🤣

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#3

Ur Mouth Can Remember It

Ur Mouth Can Remember It

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Artsy Bookworm
Community Member
3 months ago

Of course!!!

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Doug told Bored Panda that many new writers cannot grasp the idea that they should be writing less and omitting some details. "New writers often believe more is more and, as a result, they'll start doing something I call 'tap-dancing in front of a burning building.' Essentially, this means you're drawing more attention to yourself as a writer than the picture you're trying to create because you lack restraint. Let the reader fill in some of the gaps in their own minds and resist the urge to toss descriptive and figurative language in every sentence."

Founded back in the summer of 2018, r/BrandNewSentence celebrates the idea that never before seen sentences can pop up at any time, in any place. Whatever you might think of social media, you can’t deny that it’s a goldmine of awesome content if you know where to look. And the members of r/BrandNewSentence definitely know where to look.

Naturally, the subreddit is all about uniqueness, so reposts aren’t allowed. According to the mods, in order for a sentence to qualify for being posted on the sub, it has to “never been said before,” cannot be an idiom, and has to be “humorous or confusingly worded.”

#4

That'd Be Great

That'd Be Great

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Artsy Bookworm
Community Member
3 months ago

BP needs to put an option where we can upvote multiple times

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#5

A Two Pound Meat Potato

A Two Pound Meat Potato

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Rebecca Flanagan
Community Member
3 months ago

OMG! True on every account. I can "hear" my childhood pet guinea pig; is name was Weepa as in the noise he screeched day and night.

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#6

What If I'm That One?

What If I'm That One?

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Katie Lutesinger
Community Member
3 months ago

I was on my way to the pub and I found a street sign that had fallen off its post and thought it would look cool in my window at home, so I stuffed it in my bag with at least half of it poking out and spent the next couple of hours at the pub drinking with this thing sitting next to me on the bench. Just as I was leaving some guy sneaked up behind me and snapped a picture of the girl carrying a huge street sign around in her tiny backpack, and I just KNOW it ended up on Facebook. (I've still got the sign).

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The subreddit’s moderators suggest that people check the uniqueness of a sentence by searching for it on Google (don’t forget the double quotation marks to look for exact quotes) before posting anything.

“If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new. If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK),” they explain.

#7

Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

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troufaki13
Community Member
3 months ago

Maybe each rodent has special skills like Ratatouille and is seeking its human so they can work together

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#8

“Trick Or Treatment?”

“Trick Or Treatment?”

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C. Wade
Community Member
3 months ago

Missed opportunity there.

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#9

41,460 Tacos Is A Lot…

41,460 Tacos Is A Lot…

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Evil Hornet
Community Member
3 months ago

Checkmate

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Dr. Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, about keeping our English skills sharp and our grammar game up to par. According to her, there are some pitfalls that non-native speakers tend to fall into when learning English.

“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” Lisa told us. However, native speakers deal with their own linguistic challenges.

#10

Beer Angel

Beer Angel

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KJ
Community Member
3 months ago

When your smashing tiny projectiles around at high speed is a great time to have a beer.

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#11

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

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ThatOneWriter
Community Member
3 months ago

I know this is supposed to be a thread on weird sentences but this is also REALLY GOOD advice.

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#12

Exclusively By

Exclusively By

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Evil Hornet
Community Member
3 months ago

I laught so hard! This is perefct! Polite way to f#%@'em all

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In her experience as an editor, as well as a teacher, Lisa noticed that native speakers have a lot of trouble with past passive participles in speech (for example. saying ‘I had went’). When it comes to writing, they find punctuation, homophones (for instance, peek vs. peak), and misplaced modifiers challenging.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes. But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar,” the professor gave advice for anyone wanting to improve.

#13

I Believe It

I Believe It

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Jo Johannsen
Community Member
3 months ago

It sure would explain a lot.

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#14

Time Pillow And Duvet Of Truth

Time Pillow And Duvet Of Truth

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TheOne
Community Member
3 months ago

Made me lol.

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#15

I'm At A 70s Themed Cat Funeral

I'm At A 70s Themed Cat Funeral

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Not-very-graceful
Community Member
3 months ago

LMAO this is hilarious

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According to her, if we rely too much on spell-check and autocorrect, we can end up turning off our critical thinking skills. In short, we can forget how to think and write.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

#16

The Ratio Of Dog To Boy

The Ratio Of Dog To Boy

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OCD Mom
Community Member
3 months ago

And doggo still thinks he/she is a lapdog.

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#17

Or A Self-Checkout Machine

Or A Self-Checkout Machine

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Evil Hornet
Community Member
3 months ago

You are most probably right

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#18

Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

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Oopsydaisy
Community Member
3 months ago

I love Michael Harriot

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The professor also suggests having someone look over your work in order to find any mistakes that you might have left behind.

“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

#19

Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

A moth flew into my freezer last night when I opened the door, I got him out within 5-8 seconds but he was still and on his back. Put my fingertip gently on his legs and to his body, finger felt cold suddenly, moth woke up and flew away. TLDR: moth tried out cryogenics in my freezer, he was successful 😃

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#20

Hönkhalt

Hönkhalt

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Laugh or not
Community Member
3 months ago

How, and I mean HOW IN H€LL, do you put an angry goose in a bag ?

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#21

I Am Watering The Pianos

I Am Watering The Pianos

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Oopsydaisy
Community Member
3 months ago

Living their best life, totally.

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#22

Poor Syntax Error

Poor Syntax Error

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Serial pacifist
Community Member
3 months ago

X Æ A-12 is going to become 2 x X Æ A-6 and thus the custody will be evenly distributed.

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#23

Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

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C. Wade
Community Member
3 months ago

F*cking hell 🤣🤣

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#24

Eat, Pray, Stab

Eat, Pray, Stab

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Raven Sheridan
Community Member
3 months ago

And not necessarily in that order!

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#25

Hp P*ssyjet V5000

Hp P*ssyjet V5000

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Alicia M
Community Member
3 months ago

It's sad that the older kids in these extremely large families are burdened with caring for the younger children and a lot of housework b/c the parents can't possibly do it all by themselves. I think this is selfish.

Stephanie A Mutti
Community Member
3 months ago

Unless you work a family farm or are running a cult, there is no reason for that many children.

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Dorothy Parker
Community Member
3 months ago

The parents may or may not be able to afford to give them a goof life. The planet, however, cannot.

Lord Mysticlaw
Community Member
3 months ago

THANK you.

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Oopsydaisy
Community Member
3 months ago

Yeah, I don't see anything to be proud of there. Uber breeder.

Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 months ago

So this woman hasn't slept since 2008.

Sara
Community Member
3 months ago

2007, you dont sleep so well when preggo

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OCD Mom
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

The last two dates. That's scary!

Oopsydaisy
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh my, yes. He must have jumped back in the saddle very quickly.

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
3 months ago

A hundred and fifty years ago people, including my own ancestors, had a lot of children because it was expected some would die young and they did. With modern medicine parents no longer need ten children to ensure they have help run the farm.

M M
Community Member
3 months ago

exactly. I have an ancestor who had 17 children with 3 wives (not at the same time) and 5 of them lived to be adults. It was normal to have so many children but the standard coffin size was children's size. In the old books of deaths, there are 2 pages of dead children for one adult. With modern natal care, vaccines and medications comes the obligation to only produce so many children that you personaly can afford.

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Daniel Joseph
Community Member
3 months ago

They need a different hobby…

dee dee
Community Member
3 months ago

Is she okay? Does she still have teeth? What about her bones, how brittle are they? Why. WHY. why is the such a small window between children.

Liv
Community Member
3 months ago

Good questions. Also, no sleeping.

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Raven Sheridan
Community Member
3 months ago

The human vagina, should NOT be a clown car!

Vicky Zar
Community Member
3 months ago

The human vagina can be what ever it wants to be

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Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
3 months ago

Tell me you're a fanatic religious without telling me you're a fanatic religious

M O'Connell
Community Member
3 months ago

Or a 19th century farmer?

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Eb
Community Member
3 months ago

Feb 2020 AND Dec 2020?? That's just embarrassing.

TheDivineMsM
Community Member
3 months ago

That means the last baby was conceived while they had a 1 or 2 month old at home. Yikes! Take some time to heal your body and rest for crying out loud!!

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DennyS (denzoren)
Community Member
3 months ago

Why though. Ten kids....damn. Other than overpopulation...just why?

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 months ago

Man, if she doesn't already, she is tempting a prolapsed uterus.

Péter Rózsahegyi
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

Pregnancy usually lasts cca. 40 weeks. There are at least 2 pairs (June '09 - April '10 and Feb '20 - Dec '20) where there was barely 43 weeks between deliveries. Wow. We worked 4.5 f*king long years on the 2nd baby.

Aleksandra
Community Member
3 months ago

Woman's body needs 7 years to fully heal after a pregnancy and birth and that lady didn't even had few weeks... That's just sad x.x

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Aleksandra
Community Member
3 months ago

And then people say overpopulation is fault of China etc. People who have 10 and more kids, just why... get a hobby x.x or maybe try adopting kids that are already there waiting for parental love.

Signe Manat Hansen
Community Member
3 months ago

IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE PREGNANT SOMETIMES

Two_rolling_black_eyes
Community Member
3 months ago

One of my fellow High school graduates was the oldest of 12 kids and her mother was an occasional substitute teacher. The week before graduation, mom was covering our English class while we watched a movie. She was called to the office and came back crying. Doctor said she was pregnant and my classmate started crying. She asked if this meant she couldn't go to college and in front of everyone, mom said yes. Its one of the saddest things I ever experienced. Classmate was married to a guy her dad worked with at the post office within 18 months.

Liv
Community Member
3 months ago

That's extremely sad in several ways. No free contraception, no free education, ... no chance

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Rijkærd
Community Member
3 months ago

I would never in my life want to have that many soblings....the 2020 one looks defeated and wants out of that s**t..

Emma Crompton
Community Member
3 months ago

2 kids in a single year!?!?! Get. A. Bigger. TV. And cancel Netflix obviously cos u done with the chill

Claire Bee
Community Member
3 months ago

By my calculations, the longest she went without being pregnant was October 2017 to April 2019, which is 19 months. And don't get me started on the last two kids' birth dates.

New Everywhere
Community Member
3 months ago

She's been pregnant for 12 years...I'm tired now.

Marco Conti
Community Member
3 months ago

I am always suspicious of large families like this one. "17 & counting" anyone? They are often a bit cultish and certainly a bit weird. It's not the kid's fault, of course, but having such large families, say, more than 4, is one of the ways we are thrashing the planet. In fact, I put 2 kids as the actual, reasonable limit.

13
Community Member
3 months ago

Imagine being born in the same year as your sibling and not being twins.

Annette_
Community Member
3 months ago

She gave birth TWICE IN 2020 O.o that is insane. Just after the birth she was again pregnant. Wow...

april jenkins
Community Member
3 months ago

covid, bro. isolation.

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Buren
Community Member
3 months ago

Please, she has to be stopped

Rebekah
Community Member
3 months ago

10 kids in 12 years. I'm crossing my legs over here in sympathy.

Tamra Stiffler
Community Member
3 months ago

I cannot imagine being pregnant that often, and so close together. Talk about exhausted.

lazy panda
Community Member
3 months ago

Think of all the diapers. 😳

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Fester Sixonesixonethree
Community Member
3 months ago

LEAVE THAT POOR WOMAN ALONE!

Nikole
Community Member
3 months ago

Tell that to her condom-less husband

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
3 months ago

Well. Have as many kids as you want, I don't judge. The age gap between them is very slim though.... that's a LOT of work. Especially being pregnant on top of that. I get tired just by looking at this picture.

Karis Ravenhill
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

I've never understood wanting more than 2 of your own biological children. If one dies, you have the other. Need more? ADOPT. Stop adding to the global population level because you and your dimwit spouse cannot figure out how to use birth control. Worse are the people who say "if they can afford that many kids, why shouldn't they have 15?" while completely ignoring the fact that the ability to 'afford' these children rests entirely upon the parents ability to earn that high of an income. Another recession, and these mouths become a responsibility for the State to feed.

Thomas E S Thomas
Community Member
3 months ago

Two is having kids. Five is a big family. Seven is a crowd. Ten is a community. Christian women, taking the task of "repopulating the Earth" as a challenge.

Nikki Sevven
Community Member
3 months ago

It's a uterus, not a clown car.

Doob
Community Member
3 months ago

That a lot of kids

T. D. Bostick
Community Member
3 months ago

They must be catholic.

Dolly_of TheCowboy
Community Member
3 months ago

Many religions promote "have as many children as possible" not just the Catholics

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A C
Community Member
3 months ago

Okay. We really really really do NOT need to be reproducing at this rate.......

Annnnd We’re Officially In Reverse
Community Member
3 months ago

The world is so overpopulated the earth is screaming for us to slow down, but sure, by all means, have a bus full of kids.

Thorfin Wolfsbane
Community Member
3 months ago

These parents are the ultimate narcissists: "ya know what this world needs more of? LITTLE MEs!"

ZAPanda
Community Member
3 months ago

I want to know how she remembers all their names...??

lazy panda
Community Member
3 months ago

1-4 brush your teeth! 5-7 get your pajamas on!

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Claudia Lorenz
Community Member
3 months ago

Baby factory. Totally irresponsible. Ever heard of birth control?

Evelyn Haskins
Community Member
3 months ago

It is REALLY sad that selfish people bring 10 children into this severely overcrowded planet!

Margaret Hooper
Community Member
3 months ago

You may take your hat off, but I bet sometimes she wishes she'd kept her pants on!

Ilana Pogodin
Community Member
3 months ago

Poor woman. This is just sad

april jenkins
Community Member
3 months ago

their tv must be broken

april jenkins
Community Member
3 months ago

last two was due to isolation. covid, bro.

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Linda HS
Community Member
3 months ago

Too many…sorry

Urbangirlatl
Community Member
3 months ago

12 years of diapers and counting. If a child uses on average 6000 diapers in the first 2 years (and assuming this particular family uses disposable diapers), that is at LEAST 60,000 diapers for just this family.

WA2DK
Community Member
3 months ago

Geez, lady, can you perhaps let your body recover and regain its vitamin loss from one pregnancy, before you force another one on it? Cute kids and all, but still........

Cindy Barker
Community Member
3 months ago

Someone did NOT wait the recommended 8 weeks after having a baby to have sex again lol.

Vortex Lazer
Community Member
3 months ago

I am so sorry but the name HP P*ssyjet V5000 is too funny to me. But in all seriousness, the poor woman did not have time to completely heal her body. Please give her a break already.

Linda Ellis
Community Member
3 months ago

Why?

Nikole
Community Member
3 months ago

Because if the world needs something, it's more people.

Maryanna Baldridge
Community Member
3 months ago

Did she have 2 babies in the same year???? That is not healthy.

Panda-riffic
Community Member
3 months ago

OMG. February 2020, then December 2020? :-O

Daniel Embree
Community Member
3 months ago

Birth rates are plummeting in the West, so this is a good thing.

François Carré
Community Member
3 months ago

Think of the oldest girl, as she was 4 and just starting to get a grasp of what was going on in her family, she already had 2 sisters and 2 brothers.

My O My
Community Member
3 months ago

Is it true that everytime you give birth it's quicker and easier? Cause, I was down to not even 4h from first contraction to baby in my arms with the second. That would mean that it's only a couple of minutes when you get to no 9

Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
3 months ago

For most women, yes. Especially since she had them so close. My first two are 13 months apart and the second went really fast. My third took a bit longer but it was 7 years later (It was still easier though, because your mind and body knows what to do)

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Rene Simons
Community Member
2 months ago

Pregnant for 7.5 years.

Debi Smith
Community Member
2 months ago

June, October and February have their own birth months...beautiful family. They will always have each other.

Thomas Turnbull
Community Member
3 months ago

she needs a chastity belt or sleeping pills for her husband.

Bobbie Meyers
Community Member
3 months ago

These type of people are so selfish! It's all about you. The planet doesn't need anymore people. These people just assume all the resources are for them, hell with anyone else. Most of these kids will also become breeders, because that is what they've been brainwashed is the right thing. The government is going to have to step in at some point, if people like this can't keep their legs closed.

mamafrog
Community Member
3 months ago

Dear God, two babies in one year? Did her uterus fall out that year? I know the pandemic was boring but she spent the whole year pregnant!

Lilith
Community Member
3 months ago

Why? We all know what happened to the Duggers and again WHY?

Doug the Special one
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh get a life woman. Some people like kids.

Riley Quinn
Community Member
3 months ago

Now, this is a family saying FU to environmental damage.

Polly Ritter
Community Member
3 months ago

Oy!

John mink
Community Member
3 months ago

This country was built on large familys

Jeff Bunn
Community Member
3 months ago

10 kids makes for really STUPID PARENTS!!!

Leah Jolliff
Community Member
3 months ago

Well if they're nice to em, they'll never end up in a nursing home. Other side of that coin is that this much stress will give you a stroke/ heart attack so you may never even need a nursing home. Always works out.

D K
Community Member
3 months ago

Maybe if they have the resources to give them all a good life and let them live their childhoods fairly, sure, I guess. I’m happy with my one and only kiddo to focus on.

Nikole
Community Member
3 months ago

WHY

Raven DeathShade
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm just gonna sick out of these comments...my parents have 11 XD.

Iconoclast He/Him
Community Member
3 months ago

Did you ask the existing kids each time if they wanted more siblings? Kids are humans too, ask them. Also talk to a therapist before having a bakers dozen of kids! It is insane to have kids in a pandemic, and even worse with climate change!

WildHoneyPie
Community Member
3 months ago

I was laughing when my co-worker told me about the flyer they put out for the family picnic (she's one of 17!). She told me "don't laugh at me" and I explained I was laughing because she was the only one to ever make my family seem small. I'm the youngest of nine.

Heidi Eleftheriou
Community Member
3 months ago

They all have putty-colored clothes...

Cyndielouwhoo
Community Member
3 months ago

Love the baby's expression :)

Jace
Community Member
3 months ago

This website is pathetic. If you’re going to post an item, don’t censor the whole point of its existence. Absolutely childish.

Johnny Døpe
Community Member
3 months ago

I think she allergic to condoms

Eric Lafleur
Community Member
3 months ago

Aaand he kept doodling, and doodling, and doodling, and......

ThEboRedEsTpANdA
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

How are there 10vkids and only 1 set of twins?

Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
3 months ago

Twins are relatively rare so it's understandable.

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TheDivineMsM
Community Member
3 months ago

"Okay kids, remember, NO bright colors for this picture!! Everyone must wear ugly neutral colors to blend in!"

Whodathunkit
Community Member
3 months ago

I have five children ages 16 to 26. Wonderful people! They are grounded, smart, thoughtful and help each other. They are not ridiculously self-centered like so many young people today.

Jace
Community Member
3 months ago

You were fine until you decided to slam “young people today”.

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April Stephens
Community Member
3 months ago

I know someone, a doctor, who purposely spaced her children this close because she began having children in her late 30's but wanted to have a big family before menopause. She has 6 now and is trying for a 7th. There are many reasons people have children and a lot of factors go into deciding how to space them. Just a thought.

Thomas Sweda
Community Member
3 months ago

Alicia, how do you know this ? Maybe this is an extremely wealthy family, that hires others to do all their care.

Liz
Community Member
3 months ago

Yea...that's just not ok

Loty
Community Member
3 months ago

What's wrong with having a large family? I would have loved growing up with 10 siblings.

lazy panda
Community Member
3 months ago

Then there's me. I'm an only child and saw how much my friends hated their siblings so I was super happy growing up just hanging out with my parents.

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troufaki13
Community Member
3 months ago

Ιf they can afford their upbringing, it's no one else's problem, but if they rely on welfare to raise their children, my question is why? (no hate, just an honest question)

Dodo
Community Member
3 months ago

Because the government will pay. Or because they don't believe in birth control. Or they have no social life and no TV.

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Mazer
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3 months ago (edited)

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Jokes on you, they are all adopted, gawd we just love to assume so much

Auntriarch
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3 months ago

Would you be allowed to adopt that many?

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#26

Lies And December

Lies And December

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Monday
Community Member
3 months ago

And that is why he gets an A despite the fact he's spouting bullshit....it's beautiful, poetic bullshit.

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#27

Fax-Sending Samurai

Fax-Sending Samurai

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Serial pacifist
Community Member
3 months ago

Robert. E. Lee. Is. An. A*hole. Racist. Send. Him. To. Japan. The reply: Will. Do. Send. Sushi.

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#28

Raptor

 Raptor

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LisaMarie
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3 months ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the Jurassic Period 😅

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#29

Stay Hydrated!

Stay Hydrated!

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Whodathunkit
Community Member
3 months ago

I loveee this one 🤣

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#30

Frenchman's Sock

Frenchman's Sock

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C. Wade
Community Member
3 months ago

Yeah I'm pretty sh*t at chess but no one can touch my Frenchman's cumsock game.

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#31

Ur Not Better Than A Stegosaurus

Ur Not Better Than A Stegosaurus

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troufaki13
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3 months ago

Stupidity is certainly invincible

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#32

Illegal Occupation Of November

Illegal Occupation Of November

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