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Shoulder blades damn😂

They think shoulders are more dangerous?

Shoulder blades, that pun though!

Lolollol

a 3.5" knife is actually quite deadly. It's probably because stabbing someone in the heart is not easy with a 3" blade, but it sure is enough to kill somebody with a bit of artful slicing around the neck area. Naked shoulders instead give everyone huge hard-ons and some of the older dirty bastards will die of high blood pressure. Put enough of them in the same room and the shoulders can be classified as WMDs.

Maybe she's part of a secret organization. Like Granny Hits🤣

One of the most successful jewel thieves in the USA was a black woman who acted and dressed as a little old conservative woman. Teaching people never to judge a person on first impressions or appearances

What would they do, give her life? She's already lived it. Lol

Another RED agent.

When I was beaten badly by a boyfriend once and told my Dad about it, my gentle 67yo father who had never hurt a soul asked if I wanted him to go break the dude's arm. I am sure he was 100% not kidding. It was honestly touching. He was the only one of my family and friends who seemed to care about it. (except my old friend with antisocial personality disorder who was the only one concerned and talked me into going to the hospital - concussion, broken finger, and badly damaged back that required painkillers for 6 weeks).

Of course!!!

Always the center of a sandwich, where every layer is included and at its thickest. It's the piece that all other pieces were trying to be.

Doesn't everyone ? 🤔

I met a lovely very tasteful bowl of oatmeal at the Ashland Bakery in the 1980’s. I convinced my friend to drive from Mt. Shasta in California to Ashland Oregon so I could eat another bowl. It was as delicious as I had remembered. So worth it. Now to go back to that cafe in Tiburon, California for stuffed prawns Mediterranean with Swiss chard and rice pilaf!!!

One of the genuine moments you've thought you are the only weirdo about something, but apparently not ❤

BP needs to put an option where we can upvote multiple times

This!

I read it without the 'Is' and thought that there actually was such an emoji..till I saw the ? and had to re-read it.

For me its this one 🙈

😖

OMG! True on every account. I can "hear" my childhood pet guinea pig; is name was Weepa as in the noise he screeched day and night.

Meat potato 😂

Two pounds? That's a giant meat potato.

And the "popcorning" they do is so cute! Once my Guinea pig, Spotty, bit my best friend right in the nose. Was a funny place to put band aid on... 🤣🤣🤣

Meat potato though

I was on my way to the pub and I found a street sign that had fallen off its post and thought it would look cool in my window at home, so I stuffed it in my bag with at least half of it poking out and spent the next couple of hours at the pub drinking with this thing sitting next to me on the bench. Just as I was leaving some guy sneaked up behind me and snapped a picture of the girl carrying a huge street sign around in her tiny backpack, and I just KNOW it ended up on Facebook. (I've still got the sign).

I am famous for tripping and face planting on a regular basis. My niece is convinced the are people dining out on my misfortunes everywhere, all the time.

That's really cool though, that they instantly knew it was tree girl.

I graduated from high school in the early 90's. About 10 years ago I was browsing a message board from my school and people were talking about the infamous Spanish teacher from that time, who was well known for doing weird/crazy things. Then someone says "hey remember the time he threw that poor Freshman's books out the window?". Well, I was that Freshman. :) I seriously can't believe anyone remembered it! The teacher caught me doing math homework during his class and proceeded to take my textbook and notebook and toss them out the 2nd floor window. The whole class just sat there with our jaws on the floor but he continued teaching like nothing had happened. LOL! He did a lot of weird things but AFAIK I'm the only kid he ever did that to. (I should note that I was a good student and he did like me, but he didn't tolerate goofing around in class)