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We’re going to make your hearts soar and make you so chipper, you’ll be flying above your everyday problems. Our nature and animal-loving team here at Bored Panda has searched the wilds of the internet to bring you the very best, funniest, and featheriest bird memes that you’ll want to share with all of your pals.

As you’re scrolling down into this lovely aviary kingdom that we’ve created for you, give your fave birds a sweet boop on the beak with a good ol’ upvote. Let us know which memes you enjoyed the most. And if you’ve got a bird, birb, borb, or even a chonky blorb at home as a pet, let us know how that’s working out for you.

Something that I secretly dream about is making a meme or two that will go viral and take over the internet. Obviously, things are far easier if you’ve got a photogenic pet to work with. Say, a dashing-looking bird that’s bound to catch the attention of everyone scrolling through their social media feeds.

Then, you just need a few catchy words or phrases to round your meme out, and boom—you’ve got an instant meme sensation. But taking that perfect picture... now that's a challenge.

We might love birds a lot, but looking at them on the screen and out in the wild is a vastly different experience. And photographing them is a whole other ball game entirely. I wanted to learn a bit about how we should behave when we find wild birds, so I reached out to the friendly team at 'Help Wildlife,' a British charity-run advice website. I also had a lovely chat about taking pictures of birds with professional pet photographer Karen Weiler who was kind enough to explain how to get the perfect shot.

A representative of the 'Help Wildlife' team told Bored Panda that it's best to enjoy birds from a distance. "They offer a lot with their lovely looks and gorgeous songs so we can get a lot of pleasure from them without interacting directly," they said. Read on for both interviews to get some spot-on advice about feeding wildlife, which bird species might be vulnerable, what we can all do to pitch in and help our local wild birds flourish, and how we can take the best possible photos of animals. 

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TheCheish Report

Julia Atkinson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the impression that the second one was widowed twice, both times in suspicious circumstances

Ashley Delacerda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! My first thought was that it looks like it's had 9 rich husbands, took everything in the divorce, owns 4 mansions, starred in 40's noir films, complains about the peasants (or pheasants), and needs a drink.

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MamaShizi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first one looks like she's got a little purse!

Purwan Ndari2
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rocking the "Just buried my 3rd husband" look

Queen Mab
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glamorous bird on the right looks like 1920 actress on her way to the Copacabana in her sable coat.

Zena Marsh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bird on the left: "I got custody of the eggs and the nest."

Tassenküchlein168
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These two look like twice widowed. Brillant!

Moon~watcher_The_Nightwing
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are like runway models. Weird looking (no offense)

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    OpalTheRainwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dads friend works with falcons and when he was using falcons to scare away crows and stuff at a beach club he found a baby crow he took it it and teached it tricks like when he snapped his finger the baby crow would fly to him. Sad this is is that when he was out a falcon got ahold of the baby crow, R.I.P Pojo

    therarestbanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's a black chicken chick. Juvenile crows look like nightmare fuel... Just google baby crow.

    pebs
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked and you're right.

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crows are cool! A few years ago I used to commute by train, and kinda trained them to unfold a paperbag from the bakery I left something in for them - there were three way, rip apart, pick until open, or fold open ... folding it open quickly became the method of most crows, but some kept ripping it apart - they seemed to not be of the patient kind. After I didn't commute any longer, it seems the crows have changed now, I tried this a few weeks ago and picking was all they tried.

    StrawberryParfait
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a crow as a pet when he was a kid. He found a nest with babies in it, and took the one at the top of the pile. It used to take the clothespins off the line so the washing would fall.

    jpaul
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a crow. as pointed out on a similar post. i don't rermember which species, but not crow

    Ellen Paul
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT a crow. https://biodiverseed.tumblr.com/post/119283794563/youranimeprince-crow-babies-are-important

    Skylar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a crow, that's a black chicken, crow chick's don't look like that

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO THEY ALL HAVE THE BOWL HAIRCUT

    Jessi O'Brien
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg its like they shouldve made a joke about that!

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    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gloster Corona or Gloster Canary. Nice breed of canaries.

    2BX
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I had so many questions

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    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 5th one must be Yoko, plotting from childhood to break them apart.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John, Paul, George, Ringo, and...Brian in a Beatles wig

    Kittygirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not pick up nests with chicks or eggs inside them. Put them back in a tree or wherever you think they must have fallen from.

    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circular crested canaries! I had a half circle crested parakeet, she was dumb, but was a good mom 'keet.

    Lara Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had a canary like this. He looked like the little boy from Sword in the Stone in bird form.

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    According to 'Help Wildlife,' there are a few "golden rules" that we should live by when it comes to feeding wild animals. "Make sure it's something healthy, don't feed so much that they become dependent on people, always keeping in mind you won't be the only ones feeding them, and don't let them associate people with food. It's best for their survival that they remain independent and don't start approaching people for food," they told Bored Panda what we should all keep in mind.

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    I was also interested to find out more about vulnerable endangered bird species. The 'Help Wildlife' representative noted that we might be surprised to learn the truth about some species. "Which bird species are vulnerable will depend on where you live but it may not be the birds you think. Here in the UK, for example, starlings and gulls are pretty ubiquitous but both types of birds are experiencing declines in numbers," they said. However, we shouldn't care only about the birds whose populations are under threat—all birds should matter to us.

    "Our ethos, though, is that all bird lives are important regardless of how common or rare they are. They all have their value as individuals and they all have an important role to play in the ecosystem. To protect wildlife, try to create a natural environment on your patch of earth. Let your grass grow, plant wildflowers, create natural areas in your garden like log piles and ponds. All these encourage insects which are an important food source for many bird species," they shared.

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is like "Omg what's going on", the one at the back is like "oh hello" and the one on he right is like "I'm tried of this crap".

    LadyGrimm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would like to speak about your broom's extended warranty

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hogwarts isn't getting them back. They're all mine now!

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way… they’ve got a self return button.

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    Bella shepley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve been trying to reach you about your broom’s extended warranty

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The love of your life wants to know if you'll toss them that fortune cookie.

    Samantha Robinson
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll foot the BILL for the wedding as well. No regrets!

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, he looks like a quack.

    Catherine Stevens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you agree to love each other forev- wait is that a goose."

    Kio!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing off with this image

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeon rapper, showing off his bling.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a girl with a fancy hat so I pooped on the hat and flew off like a bat

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we get this for humans, please? I'd like a necklace of french fries.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the one percent of Pigeons.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I don’t need a doggy bag.

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    Meanwhile, professional pet photographer Karen was kind enough to share with me her approach to taking photos of animals. "My approach is to find ways to communicate with the animal in such a way that they understand what is being asked of them and that they feel happy to do it. So, that part is the same no matter what species I meet," she said that whether it's a dog or a cat or a bird, the core of what lies at her photography philosophy doesn't budge.

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    However, what does change depending on the species of animal is how Karen communicates with them. "Some animals are drawn to voice commands, others are attracted to movement, light, or noise. I’ll use whatever makes sense. Then there is the difference between companion animals (often referred to as pets) versus wild animals in their natural habitat," the photographer shared with Bored Panda. When it comes to taking pictures of pets, it's not only helpful that the owner gets involved, it's also a lot of fun.

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    "Where an animal has a bond with a human or handler, I will encourage the person to get involved in the session because, put quite simply, the animal will respond to them. If the animal is wild, then it is a matter of studying the natural habits of these animals and anticipating their behavior to get the shot," she said. Karen stressed the fact that photographers should never ever bait wild animals in order to encourage certain behaviors. It's unethical.

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    Hermione Granger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some owners clip the wings of their birds so they can’t fly more than a few feet.

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought this was from a joke website at first, but this story is indeed legitimate. The parrot's name is Jessie and she was stuck there for 3 days. Firefighters were told to tell her "I love you" in order to bond with her. She did indeed say "I love you" back but also shared a few choice curse words as well.

    Lis Daglish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, so want to see a video of this...

    FoREVer Tholomew Plague
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle's parrot got to missing one day. It was found a few houses down on a couples porch. They knew it was his because it kept repeating the answering machine (1990s) message. You know the one: "You've reached 123 555 1234, please leave a message after the tone." Even gave them the beep.

    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people who keep parrots cut their wing feathers to stop them from flying.

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    birdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be bad, because don't parakeets copy what they most commonly hear?

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    katrina hunt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one right below her has the exact same look on his face 😍

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommmm, he’s peeing in the water!

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you made them, including the one swimming in their siblings' drinking water.

    Moodles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the 3rd on the right, looking straight at the camera. He looks affronted at having his photo taken

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    Clark Meldrum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world......

    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted her, and she'd never tell - the secret that she wanted him as well.

    purple turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than twilight.... Lol

    -asexual_axolotl-
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a skater boy, She said see ya later boy.

    Captaindolly_767
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn’t good enough for her! Five years from now she sits at home, watching the baby she’s all alone. She turns on tv, guess who she sees? Skater boy rockin on MTV.

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    brukernavn340
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black metal vs Glam metal

    Lav Oravaf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was a tragic Shakespearian love story..

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    West Side Story -- MARIA: Only you, you're the only thing I'll see, forever. In my eyes, in my words and in everything I do, Nothing else but you, Ever! TONY: And there's nothing for me but Maria, Every sight that I see is Maria.

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    Piper Perez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colorful one is a called Pink Necked Green Pigeon, and the colorful feathers are the male's plumage...... :)

    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uptown girl ! She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why... Definitely a Billy Joel kind of girl !!!

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    When it comes to making photos truly stand out, we ought to focus on the animal's eyes. "The eyes—they truly are the windows into their souls. And we humans are instantly drawn to eyes looking back at us. Make sure there is light in the eyes—a ‘catchlight’—because it makes them look alive. Completely black eyes look dead," photographer Karen explained.

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    Taking the photos isn't the end of the project, however. Next, you have to add the finishing touches to them via photo-editing and post-production to truly make them yours. "Photographers have been developing their images for a long time now: First in the darkroom with chemical and paper, and now in a ‘digital darkroom’ using Photoshop and other software programs," the professional photographer pointed out.

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    "If you choose to accept the image as it comes out of your camera, you are allowing the engineers behind Canon, Nikon, Sony, Fuji, Apple etc. to ‘edit’ your image based on their algorithms and colour science. It’s not that there is something inherently wrong with that choice, but I think that creatives get more satisfaction from crafting the image themselves."

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when phones dob in pets for doing this :D

    D K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ❤️ Cockatiels

    Alexandra Nara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lookin out for this twitter thing

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those neighbours who can't grasp that you work nights

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have an upvote for being actually funny!

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Power tools early morning on the weekend

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t you see the “NO SOLICITING” sign?

    SirPatTheCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me right now, people have been doing construction across the street for the last month and I wake up to jackhammering every morning

    Daniel Bowers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ur walking home and the wierd kid appears out of no where

    Janine B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵 Daysleeeeper 🎵🎶

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hector? That's clearly Woody Woodpecker.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken trying to figure out how it got famous enough for it's own sign

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we have to wait for it to cross the road.

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News reporters waving microphones in its face, "Charlie, Charlie, why DID you cross the road?"

    Bird lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time one of my chickens went into town, found a deer crossing sign, and attacked it.

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the water pans on the other side.

    Dmitrii Altuhov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken crossed the road cuz he saw a sign clearly 🤣🤣🤣

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why??? That is the question.

    Mila Tlapek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The famous joke caught on camera!

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    When it comes to pet photography—whether we’re talking about birbs, cattos, or doggos—there are a couple of other key things to keep in mind. First of all, lighting is incredibly important. So important in fact that it’s what you should really be focusing on before taking a snap of your bird for your next great meme. Lighting can make or break a photo.

    Something else to keep in mind is that you can use sounds and toys to grab your pet’s attention. Tasty treats can work, too! So figure out what your pet best responds to before taking a snap.

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    Charlie K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unreal, I would've been amazed

    Lunar Bicycle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black-capped chickadee! They’re pretty bold little songbirds.

    -L0llingt0death-
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It certainly is a a chickadee, but it’s probably a Chestnut-Backed.

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    KDS
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it thought it was real and was looking for a mate.

    Denny Cwiek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, got a photo! I'm never able to get to a camera in time to catch those kinds of amazing moments.

    Rhonda Gestos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever bird, a bit of a narcissist though

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just checking the info in the book is correct. If not, there may be consequences.

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    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i could just once be as happy as the bird in this picture looks like it is.

    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get you a nice watermelon. They make me happy too!

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    CD Mills
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know exactly how that bird feels, I too love watermelon.

    Mila Tlapek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I be singing: "🎶🎶Watermelon Tweet, Tweet🎶🎶"

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this picture so many times, so many years, with different captions, but still nice.

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    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it probably bit her because she was scolding someone else.

    Kasey Mauro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks super ashamed of itself! You tell tell that pelican, grandma!

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    However, bird photography out in the wild can be very different. Paul Bannick writes in Audubon that the first thing that you need to be aware of is how the bird that you want to photograph behaves. The more you know about your subject, the more adept you’ll be in following them with your camera lens.

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    “Birds move. They fly, scamper, swim, mate, fight, and dive, sometimes constantly, sometimes all at the same time. I usually see my best shots in my head first, watching behavior and anticipating what the bird will do next. If I know how my subject will move, I can select shutter speeds, f-stops, and ISO that maximize the potential quality of that image. In order to be successful, I spend a lot of time learning about my subjects, watching them closely and reading up on them, so that I know how they might behave under different circumstances,” Bannick writes.

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    Clark Meldrum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a birbie girl, in a birbie world.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Wrapped in plastic - it's fantastic!

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    Alexia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piiiiink - is my new obsession/ Piiiiiink - is not even a question

    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks pleased with the hair accessory.

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god they are both adorable

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real bird is on the left...right?

    birdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody tell me what species this is, because I really want one

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s go and feed the ducks she said. It’ll be fun she said………

    Swanky Coconut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese actually. Ducks are nice. Geese are little devils that attack you.

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    Moo Moo Futch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason geese are often called "The Geestapo" here in old Blighty. I've been chased by them before at my uncles farm. I jumped the fence thinking I was ok but didn't realise I would have to contend with a really pissed off Peahen.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know you have the bread. Drop it lady and no one gets hurt."

    Kio!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give up the child and run

    Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le Honque motherducker

    YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The duck in the back leaning forward like he’s leader duck

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me passing by: ma´am just give them the child it ain´t worth it ma´am

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    According to Bannick, you shouldn’t be the one chasing birds out in the wild. Instead, he suggests being patient. “Let the birds come to you. It is tempting to chase birds, since most are timid and move away from us. This often results in photos of birds turning or leaning away or, even worse, with their backs to the camera as they flee,” he explains.

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    Alexia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, pacific parrotlets, they are tiny dinousars :)))

    HardTruths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huginn and Muninn's cousins - RandomThot and Amnesia

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s still behind me, isn’t he?

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That yellow bird is like, "What is he doing? Make him stop."

    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't take some people into polite company, can you?

    Estelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hysterical! 😂🤣😅😆

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    WolfyDragon_82
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I thinking of what happens if one of the Minions from Despicable Me ate it

    Janine B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're going bananas when they find out?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will find the imposter as soon as the bananas turn black

    Peppermallow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That implies the bird started out green

    Sarah Mccullough
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bananas do not look like that after ten days 😂

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now I have an earworm: Yellow bird, up high in banana tree...

    Joy rer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this banana so crunchy and it made noise

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    “By studying behavior and habitat ahead of time, you can anticipate where a bird will land, walk, or fly, and set yourself there in advance so that the bird comes to you, resulting in a much more compelling and intimate photograph,” he reiterates that the more you know about your subject, the more you’ll be able to anticipate its movements and react accordingly.

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    However, good photos don’t take themselves and don’t come out perfect in the first few snaps. Patience is your best and biggest weapon: the more effort you’ll put in, the closer you’ll be able to get to the picture that you have in your mind’s eye.

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birb war : destroyed over ten thousand hearts

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *peeks. Peaks are what mountains have.

    David Lavers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whistling kettle. Fire not included.

    Robert Robi Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next post: We at the vet's, trying to get the bird out of the kettle where it stuck

    Panda-riffic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for the creative description!

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be real, the grandbird pulls off the suit better.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrast... the Black and orange look way cooler. You can, however, teach both of them to cuss.

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    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grand birds are fantastic, especially when one of them is mad at her mom, and she comes to me and won't go back lol

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's truly disheartening that people don't know the true beauty of these rare species! it's a much-heard-about, lesser-seen viper pigeon. (Scientific name - Vipera crappiera)

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    Bird lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    swans are jerks but will be nice if you give them food. or they will attack for more food.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you wear that anyway? Silly humans.

    Sunshine124
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right wore it best.

    Moon~watcher_The_Nightwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slide it down a bit and, perfect!! Whos a pretty bird? You are! You are!

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    Moon~watcher_The_Nightwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵He was a skater bird, she said see you later bird. He wasnt good enough for her.🎶

    Sophie Bradford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the 13 yr old Olympic gold medalist has some competition I see

    criminalgirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean your sink, they'll go faster.

    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coolest bird ever! Tony Hawk, you've met your match

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    Amelia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop feeding ducks bread! It can make them sick

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also me when i check the scales

    Nicole Ware
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me looking in my french fries in my fast food bag.

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *last thing a SEED sees (bread is bad for foofs)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birbs will inherit the earth, sooner rather than later the way things are going

    Brenda Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We control the birdseed racket around here see. And don't you forget it or You'll sleep with the fishes.

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and by the way, guess what? I've cut the fishes up already.

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    Benaiah Farwell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has obtained the ultimate power, run from him in fear!

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats me. My friends won't let me near sissors any more because I go 'snip, snip, snip' the laugh like a manic.

    Kio!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must satisfy his bloodlust

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have gotten away with it too...if it weren't for those pesky ducks.

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    CreamciclePika14
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats may be liquid But birds are masters of illusion

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    Danieletc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE PARROT OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! THE PARROT OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg yes, my daughter has two Tiels and they do this when they want scritches and I'm like ummm your bird is broken. One more twist his head is gonna be in my lap.

    Linda HS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spat coffee all over my table

    TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cockatiel actually! highly recommend for fist timers who don't mind being constantly judged..

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    Rob Woollard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah ah ah ah, stayin alive stayin alive"

    Carson Galica
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a ninja that jumped off the roof into that stance infront of the main protagonist then said "WHAAAAAA"

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually when you got engaged and NOBODY asks to see the ring.

    Rosella Torrecampo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye put yer right foot in, ye put yer right foot out doin de hockey pockey

    Panda-riffic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be voted up higher!!!

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you put an egg there; she will brood. That's how you get her to lay and check for fertility.

    𝖊𝖆
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’ll be sad when it doesn’t hatch 🥺😢

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's going to be so sad when it never hatches

    Robert Robi Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will have a lot to explain to her husband, though

    Pansexual fnaf weeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will be so sad when it doesn’t hatch…😢

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    HardTruths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Pink-necked Green Pigeon. Their colours are more muted in real life. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink-necked_green_pigeon

    Toodles ️
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute... I think it's a ultra rare Jojo Sewa pigeon! I know my birbs very well

    Maya Ghamrawi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contract the rainbow! Taste the Rainbow!

    COCO puff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread is not good for birds

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    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason you never see a baby pigeon is because their grow to resemble adults faster than other species, even though they spend a longer time in the nest. By the time they leave the nest, they are nearly full grown and fully fledged. In the wild, pigeons, more properly Rock Pigeons (Columba livia), nest on rocky ledges; in the cities, pigeons adapt their nesting habits to building overhangs, rooftops, and are typically out of sight.

    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw them tho, a pigeon made her nest in our storage area last year.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cartoon character.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should become a cartoon character definitely

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    Eileen Baird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raised two orphaned pigeon chicks. They actually are that creepy.

    Banana Rama
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhh...I raised a baby pigeon my cat brought me once. They never really have a cute phase.

    Lunar Bicycle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except as adults! I love pigeons. They’re gentle and intelligent.

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    Olivia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dobby... is that you? DID YOU RECARINATE?

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    Hermione Granger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but the white bird is a viral meme waiting to happen.

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly made me spill my tea in horror.

    S250-Pearl Ideue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time i look at my chickens i see this

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clive breathed a sigh of relief and whispered a prayer of thanks to the spirits of his mighty dinosaur ancestors

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta be down because I want it all! Hello Mr Brightside:)

    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well well well... thought you could control me, huh Marcel?

    Livy Gallant
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all

    Belle Miles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that crazy b***h want a cracker?

    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Um yeah, you wanna make something out of it?"

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry sweetie, you are still much better.

    Panda-riffic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird morphed in the picture from a Cockatiel to a Sun Conure.

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    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it! I'll take it!!?

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure... But irl, chickens will definitely eat that. Birds are savage.

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only three days old and he was having flashbacks to 1968. Damn these inherited memories!

    Lorraine Geater
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha loving the Vietnam flashback!!!

    Phoenecia Fahd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Narration of this Meme: *finally looks to human* *pecks human*

    Kevin3475
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I can't remember anything Can't tell if this is true or dream Deep down inside I feel the scream This terrible silence stops in me...

    Mila Tlapek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    ume reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't hold a bird like that

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how some birbs achieve their bowl haircuts

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    Nini* Mini*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my baby chicks got eyes like this ,i call her cleopatra

    Cori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one with on point eyeliner as well. Her name is Audrey.

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    David Lavers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a survival trait. Cat climbing a tree forgets up from down.

    Pansexual fnaf weeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I’m legit SO jealous! She looks like a fresh off the runway angel queen!

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    YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cockatiels looks like that each time he hisses at me lol

    David Lavers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. You still don't have nuts.

    Robert Robi Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to be crushed to little pieces and eaten!? You know, there is hope out there. Don't give up.

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    ume reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope it didn't drink the coffee/tea or the milk

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don’t worry. It just ate the plastic cup.

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    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It likes scream with it's coffee.

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    Floofy Samoyed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parrot,guacamole,parrot, guacamole, guacamole,parrot, guacamole, parrot, parrot,, guacamole, parrot, guacamole, guacamole, parrot,guacamole, parrot

    Mila Tlapek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Catherine Stevens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    google be like green/red bird? my friend thats guacomole

    David Lavers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chrip is not a chip, so that's guacamole.

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha cute. Also, do NOT let your birbs eat avocado, it's poison to them.

    Emily Dawson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they were all pictures of guacamole

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    Alexia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 A.M. and you wanna sleep? Let me sing you the song of my people

    Kittygirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ScreeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaAAAAaaAaAaaAAaaAaaaaaaaach

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    Catherine Stevens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* *translated from parakeet

    Alexandra Nara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early bird catches the worm....or try to get it delivered by its owner Catvibes here

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    -asexual_axolotl-
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for cats as well. I've been up for hours because one of mine decided to perform Romeo and Juliet next to my door.

    Nikole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I have a loud boy too who doesn't seem to realize 4-5 am is for sleeping. And then he riles up my other cat, and before you know it there's a cacophony of running and wrestling...

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    Catherine Stevens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whelp its 6 am again... lets do this- TWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

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    Me when I remember there's still a piece of chocolate pie in the fridge.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could I ever forget a chocolate pie in my fridge? :-)

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    YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me when I remember I have junk food in my junk food draw (chips hersheys gum etc)

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    Fiona Parky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lived on a farm growing up, with a duck pond and ducks. Then mr Fox decides to visit and leaves us with 3/4 of a duck. Introducing Henry, the duck that doesn’t give a flock! The fox left him with no foot on one side so, with vet advice, we made him a little harness and a peg leg so he could get around. He used that peg leg to run towards us and tell us how unwelcome we were. He hissed, pecked, pooped and was generally an old curmudgeon. I could understand why he was a bit upset. I preferred to understand him from a distance. Still miss the little grump!

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have quite a few scars that say it's better to just leave them on the ground. Or use a net to pick them up.

    Yeshaya D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give birb pat on head and lots of attention

    Moon~watcher_The_Nightwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to be cooked, raw parrot burgers are no good xd

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    Juliet Hadaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess he has to eat his way out now...

    the omnisexual demigirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ATE MY WAY OUT ATE EVERYTHING DOWN FAR AS I COULD SEE!!!!!

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    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know bird food comes with the bird

    Unnamed Hooman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has vitamins A B C D And E. But never F…. We don’t talk about vitamin F

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caiques are the clowns of the parrot world.

    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue the Mission Impossible theme tune

    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many parrot owners keep the wing feathers clipped to prevent escapes.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read that Caiques can live up to 40 years. I wish dogs lived that long.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple apple owl owl apple owl apple apple owl apple owl owl apple owl apple

    Skylar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn all capchas to barn owl or apple and guacamole or green parrot.

    enby from hell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spot the difference games are getting harder

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    ume reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they just don't eat the healthy stuff :(

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because birds are the toddlers of the pet world lol.

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    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom want to move and says if there’s a sunroom I can have it for me and my bird, let’s move here!!! 😂

    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE IS THE DOGGO AND MEOWER ROOM?!

    Xenon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be way awesome!

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    HardTruths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...aaand extra seasoning coming right up!!

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is just going to roll the bill and snort that white powder on the ground...

    K Witmer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's paying his pigeon tax

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least better than blasting off in space

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a big penis-shaped rocket for but 5 minutes and not even being in space.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg... the little Apple is killing me!

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    Absolutely! But can we talk about the person who posted the pictures’ username??

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    Juliet Hadaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sleeping screaming into a pillow

    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure... wake everybody else up, then go back to sleep!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have fish and chips please eat them NOW

    lil_gremlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seagulls social distance, therefore humans can too

    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Social distancing, Craig' 'Ralph, that's for humans for Covid 19' 'Covid? I thought they said Corvid - that's birds, isn't it?' 'Corvid are crows, Ralph. We're gulls. Jesus, you're stupid, Ralph'.

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    Henry Hagens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it has muppet eyes on its beak

    lil_gremlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: WHOOOOOO'S MY LIL LEMON BAR???? YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! *coherent speech spirals into gibberish*

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Lemony Snicket?

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    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Om nom, I haven ´t these for years! (ice cream)

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look! A lolly is almost the same colour as a bird! Hahahahaha...no.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, birb is 'one upping you' AGAIN!! ;)

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    Floofy Samoyed
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how birds are born

    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he eat Fruit Loops for breakfast ?!/

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SKATEBIRBS: THE NEW RAD SPORTING EVENT!!!

    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep away from the teenagers, lil' ones!!

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    Gerald the cricket
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t choose the duck life, the duck life chose me

    Lil Prime
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Juicy would say, "What dog is dat?"

    Sarah Herron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a typo it’s supposed to say water for ducks

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he just read the Torah :D

    lil_gremlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birbruch atah adonai...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I was looking for, I can't stand amateur loudness

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a block of four flats. I was top floor on one side of the stairs and the floor below on the other side of the stairs had a parrot. I didn't need a doorbell; if someone was coming up the stairs, I knew about it!

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    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely a joke that goes above your nest, huh?

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    Apachebathmat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vet: no sir, not those kinds of nuts

    Týna Ef
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well....in my country we use word "bird" for penis so i can't see any problem here :D

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like owning a flying vegetarian puppy

    Nixxy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great description, but mine is definitely not vegan (Will even eat bacon! (And scabs))

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    Ashe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people call them birbs?? Its *Birds*

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget plum sauce n crepe mix!! Sorry

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    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Teletubbies are coming!!

    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they 'were' .. they've been eaten, now!

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    Catherine Stevens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW guys, watch out. Scagsy is like super mean, hes at the bottom. :)

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    Wow, some of these are awful. Anybody seen a funny one yet?

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    The 'Help Wildlife' team pointed out that the pigeon in this photo is very ill. Birds that look like this are in need of help.

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    Satirical Duchess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like seeing the mcallister family and just taking little Kevin. leave them be in their units!!

    Kim Irving
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is lucky he didn't get mauled by the flock, Cobra Chickens are VICIOUS!!!

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he's going 'somewhere,' hahaha!!!

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    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Females are "drab" so they can camoflage on the nest.

    lil_gremlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents to 6 y/o me: Wouldn't you rather have a MALE betta fish? They're much prettier. 6 y/o me: Heck no, gimme this one *points to female betta*

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a bird's gotta do,what a bird's gotta do!!

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    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, this is something I would do lol

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but lemonade and cookies sound like a bad combo. I’d go with the bird seed.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Always two, there are. A master and an apprentice.”

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's in 'Birbs 101' .. dont'cha know?!?

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    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kid at my school was bugging the geese on the soccer field, he had to get stitches. Don’t mess with the geese

    Coffeecat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is slimecicle teaching how to fight an ostrich

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannibirbism... happens all the time!!!

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S darn CUTE!!!! (And true...our parakeet thinks he's a conure, too!)

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more reason not to get birds (again) no matter how much I love them.

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my teacher was that big.... I'd say DITTO! LoL.... !

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    2BX
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every child shopping with their mom

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ya do mind? OK." * brief pause* "SCREEAAAM"

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww cute birdie lemme pick it up- WHAT THE-

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you take the motorcycle (or the jet plane) and GET TINY BOI HIS SEED, firstest!

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    That One Weirdo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of Kevin's squawk when I looked at the last frame (the bird from up)

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every band kid: first pic: sweet caroline second pic: BA BA BA

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, NOW we get how the magicians 'woo' the birds!!

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    Emma Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo!"

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY MOM ALWAY DID THAT.. SO EMBARRASSING TOO BC THE KIDS WOULD SAY THAT SHE WAS MY BODYGUARD!

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things that make you go 'whooosh!' *or..dating 101~!*

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other People: Pigeons are annoying and gross! *Me who tried to feed a pigeon for the 20th time out of the balcony*

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    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine, boi.. BE jelly. Lose some weight & TRY dis, before showing me the door!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in a waiting room.

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try sneezing at 2 am because enough were reading when you’re not supposed too. It’s weird

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....or a better BIRB owner!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the knees, owls have Betty Grable legs

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    Happy Daihatsu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, the seed machine is broken.

    Amery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then BREAK OUT those Michelle Obama apple quarter treats in the kids' meals!!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda scary thought, IMHO.....

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushed that DANG wrong button, birb!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure would. Ducks are quite affectionate. My older brother dated a girl that had an 'odd couple' set of pets, a Duck and a Bulldog. They were the best of friends and went everywhere together. They were a hoot.

    lil_gremlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! I pet a duck a few weeks ago-SO SOFT!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP POOPING IN YOUR DRINKING WATER, YOU FABULOUS OLD MAN

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice removed, long lost 3rd cousin?!?

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    I want this, great joke present.

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