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According to a popular public opinion, all men with beards look better than those clean shaven. But do they? The newest internet challenge urges bearded men to share selfies they took while looking straight up, and the disturbingly hilarious results prove that shaggy chins aren't at all sexy from some angles.
After viewing the images of men with beards looking up, some say that all "untrimmed beards look like pubes" if guys pose like this. Whether or not you think the same about popular beard styles, I think we can at least agree that a few sets of googly eyes would definitely go a long way with these beard pictures. Also, someone tried to join the fun with a clean-shaven face and let's just say that his picture was the reason why others didn't. Scroll down to check out the images of long beards, thick beards, and wrong beards, upvote your favorites and submit your own!
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TheKnightOwl 7 years ago
My 17 yr old daughter just walked past, and thought she'd caught her father and I sending each other 'special' pictures.
Kristel 7 years ago
I hope she just got a glance and thought this. Otherwise, what would those flaps (the ears) be? Lol!
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Anthea Wattus 7 years ago
*David Attenborough voiceover.. And this specimen here has a distinct phallic overtone, however the protrusions on both sides looks somewhat alarming.. almost like a frilled necked lizard on semi frill....
Martin Gray 7 years ago
The shaft has got ears!!!! The shaft has got ears!!! Or are they LOVE handles???
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Anthea Wattus 7 years ago
*David Attenborough..and what we have here is what we call a retro, disco related specimen. Not an original but perhaps a throwback..
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Lily Targett 7 years ago
"Wait! Let me see that! He's got no eyes! Where's his eyes? Did they shave them off?!?" My 6 year old lolol. So glad she didn't view the hairless version!
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Anthea Wattus 7 years ago
*David Attenborough...this example is what we call a waxed bikini line without the landing zone trim...for months...years maybe., who know.. it’s still a mystery
Michelle Sablon 3 years ago
Just saw this guy's doppelganger...Zoltan Chivay from Witcher 3, really wish I could post the pic in the comments
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
They all look like. D**k heads , no eyes nothing but d**k and weird hair...
Cat Gamble 7 years ago
Is it a... looks like a.... omg hot lips is a redhead after all these years!!!!
Failynn black 7 years ago
Honestly, to me, it looks like the back of a baby's head with too much hair xD
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Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
Are you trying to kill us all with laughter??? (You're succeeding)
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Kristel 7 years ago
The ears are backwards then though. Okay, too serious, I like your comment!
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layne 7 years ago
Hey now that's my buddy Zippy your talkin' about there...
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TheReader19 7 years ago
Looks like a woman with a really hairy bush, (Lord what's wrong with me?)
Mary Johnson 7 years ago
The tip of the nose at the top is like a tiny hat on a tiny head with amazing hair
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Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
If you just think of most of these as pics of the BACK of the guy's head, it's not so bad...?
justagirl 7 years ago
yes it is worse then! imagine someone without a neck!
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Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Curly d**k dude, kinda cute, could be a older womans’ boy Toy, as there isn’t a mouth to talk back to her!
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Anthea Wattus 7 years ago
*David Attenborough This here is a babies head with nothing more than a tuft of hair..
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Final score:
50points
Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
I really hope this one is a dog, and not some strange thing hanging out of a guys beard. roflmmfao Yes, I know it's a dog. Just trying to get a laugh.
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Final score:
44points
John Bennick 7 years ago
I have worn a beard for almost fifty years, but looking at these photos tempts me to shave it off.
RenaIsBored 7 years ago
This guy should get a video called my daily routine and do this as a video😂😂
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Beth Lannon-Hall 7 years ago
Bet it took a while figuring that one out, kudos for the great idea
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Beth Lannon-Hall 7 years ago
Yes I agree,this is the 3rd cone head so far,so don't feel alone you have bro's
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Joan Klein 7 years ago
His nose must be long, I thought it was a mole on his chin! LOL
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Liz Mosby 7 years ago
Omg .. 98 being 20 years ago is really throwing new into an early miss life crisis.. lol...
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Heidi Shires 7 years ago
His Adam's apple looks like a face trying to push through the back of his head.
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Jenny Lorenz 7 years ago
It's not nasty. I believe the word you may be looking for is booger. Does not look like a booger
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layne 7 years ago
ahhh! it's the chunk of skin missing below his beard that it making mine crawl!
Rebecca McGivney 7 years ago
the skin isn't missing. he has psoriasis and that's a spot that has flared up on him. it's painful, itchy and embarrassing enough without the stigma of people commenting on it. those spots form because those of us who have this disease have skin that regenerates 10 times more than normal. therefore, it is always irritated and "fresh" skin.
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Erik Isaksen (Submission author) 7 years ago
Accidentally posted twice, how do I remove the second ine?
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What do you think ?
Miriam Brose 7 years ago
You will NEVER unsee these pictures. NEVER! Me neither... 😢
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birdhouse 7 years ago
This seems like a stupid trend. Let's hope people grow tired of it quickly.
Chris Swaney 7 years ago
This is a stupid trend? It's a harmless picture, you better hope these kids stop THEIR STUPID trends, eating tide pods, snorting condoms, eating out of the toilets.
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Victor Vakaras 7 years ago
As someone who has a glorious beard, almost all of these beards are trimmed incorrectly at the neckline.
Mieke Sorée 7 years ago
Laughed out loud at these! In the train. During rush hour. People looked.
JonnyRueda 7 years ago
Men are meant to have beards, this is just a fun approach to the matter. There's only one guy without a beard in this collection, and see what he looks like?
Miriam Brose 7 years ago
You will NEVER unsee these pictures. NEVER! Me neither... 😢
Load More Replies... birdhouse 7 years ago
This seems like a stupid trend. Let's hope people grow tired of it quickly.
Chris Swaney 7 years ago
This is a stupid trend? It's a harmless picture, you better hope these kids stop THEIR STUPID trends, eating tide pods, snorting condoms, eating out of the toilets.
Load More Replies... Victor Vakaras 7 years ago
As someone who has a glorious beard, almost all of these beards are trimmed incorrectly at the neckline.
Mieke Sorée 7 years ago
Laughed out loud at these! In the train. During rush hour. People looked.
JonnyRueda 7 years ago
Men are meant to have beards, this is just a fun approach to the matter. There's only one guy without a beard in this collection, and see what he looks like?
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