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Word spacing and kerning might seem like small details, heck, most of the time you probably don't even pay attention to them, but they play an important role in creating easy-to-read texts. Because if you mess these things up, believe me, the meaning of the message can change dramatically.

To show you that even grammatically correct phrases might not reach their readers, Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest typography fails ever. We're talking landlords reaching agreements with ten ants, bull tit anuses, and much more exciting stuff. So continue scrolling and enjoy.

#1

I'm Glad Kids Are Learning An Excitement For Animals At Such A Young Age

I'm Glad Kids Are Learning An Excitement For Animals At Such A Young Age

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glowworm2
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣I absolutely love this!

CG2018
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, they're not wrong...

Raine Soo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, this one is pretty funny.

Linda HS
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pardon me...it's a proud frickin' elepahnt🤣

Darwinist
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not wrong, but what about the assing elephant

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Hand lettering artist, graphic designer, and pun enthusiast Joshua Harris — aka The A Board Dude — told Bored Panda that proper spacing and kerning can be the difference between "click here" and "dick here" so it's pretty important. "This is of course a rare (and hilarious) instance of kerning gone wrong, but in day-to-day use, it's as critical as good vocabulary," Harris said.

"If you want to create optically and aesthetically pleasing logos or posters designs, each character and ligature needs to be balanced harmoniously," he explained. "Each font is pre-programmed with its own kerning which is based on the old-school method of wooden letterset printing presses with each letter sitting on its own individual block. Essentially, each digitized character has an invisible block surrounding it — that's where the issues start."

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    #2

    Good News!

    Good News!

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    Francele von Durckheim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is intentional and is meant as a joke. The Good News is a news paper about positive stories in South Africa.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlord must be Scott Lang

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    told the ants that they cant sleep in a hole in the garden and lick the syrup if they did not pay rent to they made an argreement

    Maddie Max
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah good old South Africa........

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want ants ? Because that's how you get ants !

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    According to Harris, the tricky letters to pay attention to are A, K, V, W, Y, and F, L, T. "When paired or combined with other letters you have to ensure the negative (white) space is approximately uniform between each letter. A good rule of thumb is to imagine the gaps being filled with water — you want each 'pocket' to have the same amount to create a balanced word," he said, adding another guideline to follow when looking at lowercases, "Two straight letters (lowercase L and I, for example) need the most space; straight and round letter combinations need a bit less, and two round letters need even less than that."

    "Another useful trick if there's still something off with your word — flip it upside down and review the spacing again." 

    Harris acknowledged that kerning your words and phrases can quickly become a tedious and laborious job, so it's important to have fun with it. Otherwise the whole process might become a bit of a drag. "With hand lettering, you can be looser with your designs but when it comes to professional logos and products it's wise to have these skills in your toolkit."

    #3

    Nice

    Nice

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    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a whole lotta d***s in this party

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe this is intentional? I can't see how nay corporation/company wouldn't catch this immediately...

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    #4

    God Is Nowhere

    God Is Nowhere

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    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been saying this for years.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw somewhere this is on purpose. It's about how you see the world or somesuch.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see what you're referring to, but I thought that might have been on purpose, because otherwise it would be "godisherenow". But I could be wrong.

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    SykesDaMan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the phrase correct though? "God is now here"... Shouldn't it be "God is here now"? Wasn't this done on purpose? Too many questions!!

    Obi Wan Kenobi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "First Baptist Church in Newton" *sighs*

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I won't be attending that church

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is now here. But they accidentally wrote the truth.

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    Nikolaj Kjærby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a deliberate pun. Moreover, it is the title of a book: https://www.amazon.com/GODISNOWHERE-Where-Midst-Your-Pain/dp/1600392342

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    #5

    When You Eat Too Much Curry For Lunch...

    When You Eat Too Much Curry For Lunch...

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know what this is meant to say.

    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there. It's south of Dublin. Don't go there, it stinks.

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the spacing issue? is it O or 0?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about art, it must be on purpose. Artists are playful beings ♡

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks photoshopped for sure. The spacing between F and A is off.

    Damsel in the Dark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak the middle language. Its called Tamil

    patricia oniga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't seem too good at .. visual arts, at least.

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't pay you to just stand here and fart."

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    #6

    The Pupper Level Sounds Way More Fun To Be Honest.

    The Pupper Level Sounds Way More Fun To Be Honest.

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole garage full of parked pups? Show me the way. I’ll bring treats and pats for all the good doggos.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cars allowed. Just bouncy happy puppers.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you're having a bad day.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you're riding your dog to work ♡

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    Cupcakezzz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to go there. I NEED THEM PUPPERS

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    #7

    A Trophy

    A Trophy

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, your muscles will be too weak to carry the trophy.

    Popcorn Colonel
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    5 years ago

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    Bravo! Nice job, we are sending you back to kindergarten! jk, thats mean

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago

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    Deliberate I'm sure.

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    #8

    Brilliant Deliberate Keming

    Brilliant Deliberate Keming

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another deliberate one. People who litter are F***ing idiots.

    Beuska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually that is a pretty good one

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favorite!!!

    Eliana Mount
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tossed butts do indeed start fires '-'

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you sure this was a spacing problem cause it seems to work i will never sit my butt on a stove again

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in Canada, where everyone is so flicking polite? Lol

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was defs not a mistake by the graphic designer.

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    #9

    My Hat Has An Awkward Space In It That Makes People Question If I Hate Figs Lol

    My Hat Has An Awkward Space In It That Makes People Question If I Hate Figs Lol

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe prunes, but figs??

    Exanimis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people notice her hat over her beautiful blue eyes? hmmmm

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fig Hater is a much cooler slogan for clothes anyway.

    Cupcakezzz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that hat if it means that. Lol

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    #10

    Howto Piss Off Your Designer

    Howto Piss Off Your Designer

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon Review: ★★★★★ (5 stars) Stacey: "It 100% works!"

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no designer, but it still irks me...

    Robin Fitzwater
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nonononononononononononononononoonononnonononononononononono

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works on typesetters too.

    Laana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And not just them!”

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    #11

    The D Could Have Gone On Either Side.

    The D Could Have Gone On Either Side.

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    Wripolsi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like petrol or diesel, or hand sanitizer?

    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those sound like terrible lubricants

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A desperate cry from someone who wants to change careers.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "fire me" might be foreshadowing.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire Me Dic Unit? Well, I guess if it’s not working, it should be fired?

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that is the unit you would call if you set fire to it...

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At half a million dollars, they could have at least centered it better.

    Cam Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hear this is Mr. Krabs' voice?

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    #12

    Bull Titan U.S.

    Bull Titan U.S.

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bull Titan Us. I think this spacing was intentional

    onitsuka
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every example shown was awkwardly spaced with some intent. But this still reads "Bull Tit A**s".

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    Kinga Złotkowska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering what their service is and how it relates to the bull...

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two comments from the Reddit-thread: "Oh man, I'd like to eat here but only if their menu is as TITalating as their name." and "i read the little chinese chars at the bottom right and it's supposed to be "bull titanus", so, no, the spacing was not intentional.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they ran this past their lawyers/attorney's first.

    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to see here move along folks

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    #13

    Hit There

    Hit There

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    itz kimora
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the one time you probably shouldn't follow instructions.

    Tara K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I'm going to be honest I'm kinda tired of seeing the same meme so much

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who sees the wordplay that people who rear-end them will literally "hit here"? It's a great license plate! 😄

    Yong-Sheng Lin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like "KICK ME" sticker for the car

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Hither E. As in, "Go Hither, E!"

    LegendYak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they meant it to say that

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    #14

    Really Smart Keming For A Local Hospital

    Really Smart Keming For A Local Hospital

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    Wripolsi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is on purpose.

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is supposed to be like that. Nice idea

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This annoying and genius at the same time. Love it!

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a deliberate design choice, not bad kerning

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clever!!! (not bad letter spacing at all.)

    Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Keming is slang for bad learning. I had to google it.

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    #15

    Z A R A

    Z A R A

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letters are not social distancing in the last two examples.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2019 or 2027, they don't need to. (But on that topic, does anybody else watch TV made in the Before Times and have a brief freak-out when the characters step too close to each other? Then remember that there was a time it didn't matter, and hopefully will be again?)

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    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this like an IQ test? 2035: ARAZ

    Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one from 2011 should be for 2020. They are social distancing.🤣😄

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    #16

    Good Luck On Anals!

    Good Luck On Anals!

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hoped they crammed extra hard.

    Hannah M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to upvote and downvote this comment all at the same time

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, probably this was a proctologist graduation...

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    #17

    How Did They Get A Cow Into That Vending Machine!

    How Did They Get A Cow Into That Vending Machine!

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It moos when you press the button

    whitney sweat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely cruel. cows need more space. I will be contacting PETA.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll get your money when the cows come home!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I’m lit I gotta give you correct change too?

    Peter Kealey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're milking this for all it's worth.

    Julia Weichsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This device looks udderly disgusting

    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be a moosic vender

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    #18

    You Had Meat. "Hello"

    You Had Meat. "Hello"

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    itz kimora
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cmon, u had meat. why did u have to give it up.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steak??? steak??? Hello?

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t get it. Would somebody be so kind to explain?

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in primary school I had a notebook that said "you had me at sprinkles." The thing is, I'd never heard the phrase "you had me at...." before, so I honestly thought, for many months, that my notebook said "you had meat sprinkles". I was, to say the least, confused

    Dave Anthony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had meat... hellooooooo

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You HAD meat, now what good are you?

    Ugh.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's my favorite 😂

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    #19

    Thanks A Bunch Don

    Thanks A Bunch Don

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    SisterSophie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh darn it Don, give me my glasses back

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I don’t think there’s enough of a gap for this to work. Especially as there’s a bigger gap between the T and E than the N and A.

    Cupcakezzz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON DON’T EAT MY GLASSES ANYMORE. K?

    Waffles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don, we’ve talked about this

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably misses his old glasses.

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    #20

    W I Semen Still Seek Him

    W I Semen Still Seek Him

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    Kinga Złotkowska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does all church graphic designers trained their skills in one awkward school?

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, there are some savage replies here. Anyway, as a pastor's child, I can tell you that a lot of people come to church with a consumer mindset - they come, get the teaching or prayer or whatever it is they want, and they go home. Many people nowadays don't really give back to their church, which means that church leaders can end up scrambling to fill in all the gaps. A lot of church stuff is purely volunteer work, and most churches can only afford to hire pastors and run programmes, not hire designers. In almost all churches (except mega-churches) all the technical side of things are done by volunteers, not employed professionals. Obviously, sometimes there are church members who are really skilled, but other times churches just have to use whoever is available. So that would be why. Although this example is particularly dumb

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    WhatEvenIsLife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A local church once sent fliers all over town inviting people to their "Back Door Worship" services. I was so tempted to contact them and tactfully explain the phrase's other meaning... but never did work up the courage to.

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read it as why semen still seek him as in egg

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    #21

    You Want Me To Do What?

    You Want Me To Do What?

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    Zophra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then wipe down the keyboard very thoroughly

    Cupcakezzz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS DEFINITELY OKAY FOR AGES 3 AND UP!

    Kayla J
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeffrey Toobin like instructions...

    little noodle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i read it correctly and was confused :D i miss this dude sometimes, btw.

    ML
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    5 years ago (edited)

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    ? But it is correct. Were they thinking it says Finnish? Well it does not. It says finish like it should. Or did they think F inish. There is no gap. It is in the same distance as the n from I and the other i from n. It just visually seems wider gap.

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    #22

    Inside The Booklet That Came With My Polaroid Sunglasses

    Inside The Booklet That Came With My Polaroid Sunglasses

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    Kinga Złotkowska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they produced some asses type sungl back in 1937.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be most worried about the optics feature...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everything else is perfect, I not ice.

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does give us 100% uv pertection its were the sun doesnt shine

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just press your eyes into someones ass

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    #23

    Bum Gel

    Bum Gel

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    CultOfBambi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been lighting their farts again...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medicare has its own Bum Gel? (American here.)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every medicine chest needs some Bum Gel.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for liar , liars with pants on fire

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    #24

    The Final Countdown.

    The Final Countdown.

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    Kinga Złotkowska
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the famous Europe hit will never sound the same anymore :/

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel there has to be an adult movie with this title.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given there’s a pic of Adam Sandler underneath I can believe The A**l Countdown Creator is the kind of garbage he’d star in.

    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS THE A**L COUNTDOWN! Ohhh The A**L Countdown

    oddball0626
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the A**l Countdown! Da da da da.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think editors need to stay away from the word "final" unless they have a good space bar...

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A space bar has nothing to do with it; it's kerning.

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    LegendYak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's with all the a**l stuff

    The Scourge of the Beans
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    5 years ago

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    #25

    T U E S D A Y S

    T U E S D A Y S

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind T u e s d a y s, what's with all the horse funeral options?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvous Plant is a deliberate joke, never to be taken seriously. Hell, by now I thought someone would have made an Obvious Plant "best of" post on here.

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I've seen one before in BP, or it was just talking about obvious plant, without "best of"

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    Kateryna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obvious plant products. They are all fake, but a great laugh

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvious Plant. https://obviousplant.com/ for more funnies.

    MermaidsAndDragons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an Obvious Plant product. It's a joke.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvious Plant is quite infamous for this absurd sort of things

    Maria Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anniversary of horse funeral? Return of Jim?

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Obvious Plant! I see you Mikey!!!

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have a wet bar option?

    sorlag110
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Obvious Plant, an absurdist sign photoshopper

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    #26

    Today, I'ts Doudy

    Today, I'ts Doudy

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    Beuska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor kids... I think spacing is the smaller problem here... ' i'ts ' is a bigger problem

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The misplaced apostrophes bother me much more

    Mariana Schneider
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you save the file as pdf, then edit the pdf in a computer that doesn't have the original font.

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    #27

    [intentionally Bad] My Friend Is A Creative Director And Bought These For To Give To His Team When They Earn It

    [intentionally Bad] My Friend Is A Creative Director And Bought These For To Give To His Team When They Earn It

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my resume and CV in this font.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWAR D W in ing D es igner. And I think I’m going to be seasick...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To illustrate what not to do?

    Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you can tell that the person making that sticker was not an award winning designer😉😑😬

    Ben Stubbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic Sans would be great. Said no designer ever x

    Lispel- Lotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan too, but I've heard that Comic Sans MS is a good font for people with reading disabilities, because there are no unnecessary curlicues or frills in it. So for my sake it can go on living :)

    Olivia Agave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty good for dyslexia, more because a lot of the elements aren't identical between letters. I've written uni notes in it, though I find Dyslexie, OpenDyslexic, or italic fonts to be better (the latter is a me thing, no idea why my reading is improved by italics on a couple of fonts, certainly doesn't work for everyone).

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    #28

    No U

    No U

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    Maya Buckley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'd be great if there was also a space between me and n...

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    #29

    I Just Stumbled Upon This Subreddit Which Is Crazy Because I Discovered And Showed All My Friends This Yesterday.

    I Just Stumbled Upon This Subreddit Which Is Crazy Because I Discovered And Showed All My Friends This Yesterday.

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day surnames originated from what people do. For example, the Wright came from being a millwright, Websters were weavers, Smith was a blacksmith. And then there was Mr. Dickinson

    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least its technically accurate?!??!

    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention lead singer of Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    And you thought your family is bad...

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    #30

    Not Sure If I'd Want To Consume It That Way

    Not Sure If I'd Want To Consume It That Way

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    Pansexual (In theory)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the #dogs shakes and was horrified, thinking that the shake was made from dogs' asses or something... thankfully not

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, frat boys do this with booze, other hipsters do it with coffee, so why not Oreo shakes too?

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See now this one doesn't work as well because all the A's are triangular not squared on top so it's easier to read the F I.

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, they need to stop doing this. I will never be able to read the word "final" again

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought a brain-freeze was painful. Wait until you try it from the other end!

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    steven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you don't get brain freeze

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    #31

    This Clock Includes A The Rmometer

    This Clock Includes A The Rmometer

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably charge extra for that feature!!!

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This came out in Scooby's voice when I reread it.

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    #32

    Gmng

    Gmng

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we start a replies thread of what gmng could stand for

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GMNG? Geriatric Mutant Ninja Grandparents?

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Mexican Nachos Guacamole, T Hanks

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget to dot your I’s

    Samara L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the i v i are too close together, forming M lol

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    #33

    Thewotldbel

    Thewotldbel

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    Sk FaiXan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE SHOULD GET SERIOUS ABOUT PROTECTING TITS!!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are. Susan G. Komen foundation gets a lot of donation money for breast cancer research. Way more than any other cancer research foundation. (When I say cancer research, it doesn't mean they make cancers; It means they research the cure for the said cancer. Disclaimer cause I know one of you is thinking about it.)

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    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEWOTLDBEL ONGS TOUS ALL WE MUST PROTECTITI

    Aubryanna Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did A kindergartener write this or....?

    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THNIKYOU NE EDTO EDITITI

    Pansexual (In theory)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not leaveit in the countryside of the sea (wherever that is). Dispose of it! Put in the container of refusal! THEWTOLD BEL ONGS TOUS ALL, WE MUST PROCTECTITI!

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the countryside of the sea? what is that?

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    #34

    Fox News Not Thinking Things Through

    Fox News Not Thinking Things Through

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Fox News. The slogan works for them.

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump's already told them his Christmas plans?

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've known since day one.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that their actual slogan?

    TabledTurnsxddd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm this sou nds l ike it mak es sen se.

    #35

    Progressive Thinks Highly Of Their Agents

    Progressive Thinks Highly Of Their Agents

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be a bad company if they only have a few d***s. ( BP replaced ick with *** ...)

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can manage my policy with no hands.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno if I wanna work with dic*ks.

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    #36

    Ronics 2020

    Ronics 2020

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk who Ronics is, but they’ve gotta be better than Trump

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do. Ronics will be much better than tRump

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perspective issue. Designed and spec'd that way in paperwork and design drawins. The sign looks right from across the store and at different angles. I remodled a few Targets and the display crew explained it. Engineers came up with this

    #37

    Saw This On My English Homework

    Saw This On My English Homework

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    FurryManiac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click=d**k seems to be a common one

    FurryManiac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, boredpanda’s filter can go *whispers* f*****k itself

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also sounds like an adult film title...

    #38

    Nearly Had A Hemorrhage Trying To Read This

    Nearly Had A Hemorrhage Trying To Read This

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is harder to read than all my English class novels combined...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “Publicty”Committee not only needs to learn how to space, they also need to learn how to spell, especially their own name! (I do see the attempt to correct non-swimmers too.) I mean, make the message three lines instead of two and your committee name in MUCH smaller letters—-please don’t forget to spellcheck this time!—-and it will fit and be readable.

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it in piratey slang “This be a chisdanderousf or”

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign looks like it's been there a while.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is a beach dangerous for non-swimmers? Wait. If you mean bad swimmers, they're still not non-swimmers.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This beach is dangerous for children and non swimmers.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the committee can state whatever it wants ...

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    #39

    Vicious Incest 2015

    Vicious Incest 2015

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    #40

    Dagram Not Accuately Davn

    Dagram Not Accuately Davn

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    #41

    Attack Of The Killer "Tomados"

    Attack Of The Killer "Tomados"

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tornado full of tomatoes? That's going to get messy...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw that movie, back in the seventies.

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They go nicely with potadoes...

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    #42

    My Favourite Sports Brand, Cidickis

    My Favourite Sports Brand, Cidickis

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like cicliclcis, or ci d**k is.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when did it start automatically placing asterisks in words?

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    Pansexual (In theory)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ciclickis and Cidickis sound like they go together

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    #44

    Interesting Kind Of Flag

    Interesting Kind Of Flag

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    *eats pancake*
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, a sexual is the opposite of what i am

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    #45

    Clothing Store Called Scamm

    Clothing Store Called Scamm

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if it lives up to its name

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all scam so you might as well be clear about it.

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Dutch shop. https://www.scamm.nl/ Can we please have some input from our Dutch friends? Is this an actual word in Dutch?

    #46

    Hope They Kept The Receipt...

    Hope They Kept The Receipt...

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used by all the pedo’s when running from the cops.

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    used by cops to measure the extend of pedo-ness of a pedo

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not bring this to church.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PEDOMETER - "A pedometer is a device, usually portable and electronic or electromechanical, that counts each step a person takes by detecting the motion of the person's hands or hips." Compare to 'pedal'. Etymology: early 17th century (denoting a foot-operated lever of an organ): from French pédale, from Italian pedale, from Latin pedalis ‘a foot in length’, from pes, ped- ‘foot’. It is still funny, but there ain't nuthin' wrong with it.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Install in Catholic churches?

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a market for this?

    #47

    Absolutely Noink In This Area

    Absolutely Noink In This Area

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wanted to bring my Noink to work today.

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am absolutely NOINKING this area!

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... your sign has ink on it

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused. Do I take it that blue swine are supposed to shut up?

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brooklyn 99. Noink, Noice, Toit etc.

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    #48

    The Apps On My Daughter's New Toy Phone

    The Apps On My Daughter's New Toy Phone

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to teach her how to read.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year, when she turns 3, she gets a real phone.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Warning. Toy not intended as teaching tool. May have detrimental effects. Use only at own discretion."

    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely can't copywrite the word "weather" or "messages" or "clock" etc etc

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    Katie Peter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is why does she need a fake phone?

    heystobit1231
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    #49

    Ay Nonstop! These Signs Are All Over Burbank Airport

    Ay Nonstop! These Signs Are All Over Burbank Airport

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the entire three hour flight: “ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay” at the top of my lungs

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ay, ay. captain. But only when traveling with The Flying Dutch Skiboard-man.

    #50

    Room Key Card From A Luxury Hotel In Israel...

    Room Key Card From A Luxury Hotel In Israel...

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read the yellow part as "Show tits and get 30% off."

    Pansexual (In theory)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show this and get 30% off your mental health therapy after reading this!

    #51

    Artis Anal Cheese

    Artis Anal Cheese

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there’s gourmet coffee made from coffee beans that have been pooped out a monkey’s butt, sooo...

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone says "Art is a**l", I think, "Is it?... Hmmm, yes, I suppose it is".

    Nicolas Schirvel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French here : Port Salut"s cheese is no longer an artisanal one since 1989...

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! A short and concise definition of what ART is.

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    #52

    I'm Sorry Next Button

    I'm Sorry Next Button

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    #53

    Cange Tth Efuckout Ofmyhous E

    Cange Tth Efuckout Ofmyhous E

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the single "E" at the end...

    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like she is the type to be overly mean to someone and then say "omg can't you take a joke? its a joke..." such a funny joke. ha.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if I can't even read the sign, I really don't want to be in your house...

    Purezz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty hot girl

    pansexualandproud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    andifyou canttake ajokeyou cangetth ef**kout ofmyhous e

    #54

    Don’t Even Think About It

    Don’t Even Think About It

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously designed by a smoker of “left-handed” cigarettes.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you want people to follow your rules, maybe should write them in a way they can read them...

    #55

    These Condoms Will Help Me Get... Doser?

    These Condoms Will Help Me Get... Doser?

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think getting "the doser" is how you get "the charges" for "the rape"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without them you probably will get “a dose”.

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    #56

    “Kkk” Boxing

    “Kkk” Boxing

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we can beat up members of the klan?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring your own sheet and torch.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do ya have to wear the hood though?

    #58

    Depre What

    Depre What

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me trying to get to the 2-page requirement on my assessments be like

    pusheen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In sixth grade, my class and another had a motto: Depresso Espresso. I-

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not applicable. This is a play on words.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things wrong with that sign. Where do I start?

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    #60

    Nutin But... Hiv?

    Nutin But... Hiv?

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    Beuska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh I had to read this one 3 times, to find out what they wanted to say...

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have nutn butluv

    #61

    This Guy.

    This Guy.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something. K (like thousand) and erning (like earning). What is wrong with it?

    Emery Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure if anyone has responded to this - but in graphic design, the process of adjusting characters/letters of a proportional typeface is called kerning. his plate is like a bad graphic design joke. XD

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In typography, kerning is the process of adjusting the spacing between characters in a proportional font, usually to achieve a visually pleasing result. Kerning adjusts the space between individual letter forms, while tracking (letter-spacing) adjusts spacing uniformly over a range of characters." Wikipedia

    #62

    Silently Jud Ging U

    Silently Jud Ging U

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be out loud judging this.

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling Mr Ging U. Calling Mr Jud Ging U. We have found your pillow

    #63

    Don’t Forget To Get Dicked.

    Don’t Forget To Get Dicked.

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    #64

    The Horrific Microwave In My Dorm

    The Horrific Microwave In My Dorm

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they did something with the clock screen. Best result you could get there. Stop b itching.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, not sure what else they expect from the handful of LEDs on it.

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    #65

    Is This Meta?

    Is This Meta?

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    Saint Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keming : The result of improper kerning (use of spacing). I learned it today because of this list :-)

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    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keming... incorrect kerning