That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.
For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.
However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!
Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!
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My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It
So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.
Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."
He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass
Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth
Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."
"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."
Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!
Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo
Those kids are going to have quite a story to tell when they get home.
This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found
Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."
"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."
Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly
Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found
And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."
"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."
These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!
Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket
Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun
Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers
My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home
Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago
Oh No
I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This
Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.
Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?
Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad
That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!
The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You
My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan
That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.
So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time
Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover
Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.
When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car
Poor Megan
Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife
Siberian Summer
I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems
I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs
I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.
In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour
A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool
Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic
This is why you don't just get a pet. You go to shelters or friends to test your allergies first.
Exactly, it's really stressful for pets to move around because you're unable to keep them due to allergies. Go to a shelter or a friend who owns the kind of pet you want house in order to see if you're allergic
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So sad, now you’re gonna have to get rid of her, but hey, at least you’ve got a cat.
I assume these eyes are not only swollen from the allergies :( poor girl
I grew up with cat allergy in a house with cats. I looked like this for years.
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Never mind. You can give it to someone else and get another daughter. :D
I'd rather have a cat I'm allergic to than not have a cat. (I'm allergic). After a month or so the symptoms go away.
Mine sure didn't. I was the girl with Kleenex shoved up her nose for years.
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Poor girl. My daughter wanted a cat for years but because I am allergic to them I have had to say no. She also wanted rabbits and again I am allergic to them.
Google 'Siberian' cats. They're beautiful long haired cats that are reported to have lower FelD1 levels (the proteine That triggers allergy symptoms). I'm allergic to cats but am not alergic to my Siberian Neva Masquerade. Only downside is she cost €750..
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We had two cats already when our daughter was born. She often says that if she'd been allergic to cats, we'd have given her back and kept the cats!
But she can take shots and it will keep this from happening. I would rather take shots then be without a pet.
Since half the world is allergic to something ... why not try playing with cats first to check allergies? Or an allergy check?
I hope she could keep the kitty (yes I now what I’m talking about, my cat allergie even vanished years after having cats, anti histamines can help and often you develop a defense mechanism for your cat or in some cases even for more cats than just your own. It’s that you daily interact with yours that in many cases you only get used to those particular genepool of epithelium because it’s in saliva too, so it gets everywhere and it’s not limited to just their hairs as many would think)
Sad. It might not be the cat, it might be the litter. The litter gets on the cat and transfers it to everything. Litter that clumps or blocks odor is the worst for an allergic reaction,
Sad. But that looks like a Russian Blue kitten. You can always have another kid.
When I worked at a cat shelter, there were times I would deal with people who wanted to surrender due to allergies. I found that pouring DISTILLED water, has to be distilled, (cheap, buy it from the pharmacy). So pouring distilled water on a paper towel once a week reduced the allergens on the cat's coat. Just wipe it on the cat, don't drench the poor thing.
I had a daughter I knew was allergic to cats, one day she came home and I asked where she had been, when she said Vicki's I was sure she was lying, because there were six cats that lived in that house. Turns out she outgrew here allergy. Lucky for me, we got lots of them over the years that followed.
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Poor girl, have the same problem. Love cats but can't touch em or be long in a house were they live.
She can get treatments, you can bathe the cat regularly -- many solutions, not the end of the world, nor of your child's love affair with her cat.
Buy antihistamine . I sneezed solidly for 6 weeks when I rescued a kitten. After that all good.
I used to breed and show American Curl cats. There are cats that are low shed or hairless. There is a breed called a Devon rex which is hypo allergenic thare are other rex breeds that are just as good. I know a few people who are allergic but they deal with it with antihistamines and bathe their cats bi weekly and brush them daily. This works, and yes, cats can get used to being bathed.
That kitten appears to be a Russian Blue, which is about the closest to hypoallergenic you can find in cats.
I agree, I had a Russian Blue and it looks like that breed.
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i knew a women who got her whole family but her tested for alergies before adopting, than proceeded to adopt - and turned out alergic haha
I was like that. I insisted on keeping my cat and suffering, and I eventually grew out of it! Now, I've been able to enjoy cats my whole life.
Some posters here are saying the cat looks like a Russian Blue. But the picture looks like it was taken inside an animal shelter (painted cinderblock walls, easy to hose down), so chances are greater that it’s a gray domestic shorthair instead.
My granddaughter was allergic so I never got one. When she left home she got two cats...and I still don't have one.
Time for allergy medicine. I take it every day because of having a dog and a cat even though I am allergic to their fur
Yet people want kids like her to feel this way whenever they go to a restaurant, the doctor, any store, airplane, the dentist....because they have a need to bring their pets with them. Look at her. Imagine feeling like that every day.
She has my sympathies. I'm very allergic! Turns out pet rats are not any better as they carry similar dander at Cats so that was a no go either. No dogs allowed in the building I live in so I don't know if I'm allergic to those either, I really hope not, I love dogs.
Good lesson here like careful what you wish for or how to raise a cat or how to get used to allergies
that is really hard, to give up what you've always wanted, and just gotten, and now cannot have. As an adult, it's difficult and bitter enough, but as a child....
Oh me and a friend once wrestled for a peach I got at lunch. He never tried one but I wanted it still so I ate it as we wrestled and since he didnt get mine he went and got one elsewhere. When I saw him again he told me he was allergic.
Please get her a dog. She would adore a Yorkie...no allergies, no shedding, super adorable and so very smart! Just ask me...have been raised myself with Yorkies and the only dog I will ever have..Just look at my baby Princess Zoe...SOOOO much better than a cat! Zoey-Burga...69ffa6.jpg 
Many people who are allergic to cats have the same allergy for dogs.
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So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head
A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil
Life Must Be Hard For Him
Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night
The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room
My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving
don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
My Roof Caved In Last Night
Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break
ATM Shut Down With My Card In It
Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids
Damn
Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It
Instagram vs. Reality
"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"
Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."
Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min
The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.
Yes, this will happen when you heat/nuke ghost pepper oil. Now, you will have to put bowls of REALLY hot boiling water with lemon and baking soda in it and let it sit for atleast 20 minutes and repeat this process many many times and steam the ghost out of it before you can safely use it again.
Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen
When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH
My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here
New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result
This does not look like a 'sealing' problem. This looks like a driving over a 'still curing road' problem. Perhaps the road blocks were not yet in place.
Can I Get My Money Back
Fridays Aren’t For Everyone
Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through
My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland
Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting
Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times
I Lost My ****
...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!
The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out
Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot
Women's Pockets Suck
That's why femme fatale pull stuff out of their cleavages in movie. Not only is it sexy, it is practical.
Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff
How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered
He could have just rang the doorbell. I hope you managed to get a refund.
First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job
This reminds me of when we had new windows installed. Biggest window in the house (2mx2.5m or thereabouts), triple glazed and they dropped it putting it on the truck. Made a new one, brought it around, installed it. The installer then noticed a tiny scratch in it. He made the glass company make a third one. Of all the windows in the house, it must have cost them a fortune to make it 3 times.
My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain
Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?
So, when I was a student, our university had this regulation that if you are late for more 15 minutes, you will be counted as absent and you can only be absent for 2 sessions for the whole semester or you will fail the course. I already missed 2 sessions that semester when I woke up 15 minutes before class. I skipped my morning shower, brushed my teeth and washed my face, had to pay more for Uber (I usually rode the bus which is a lot cheaper). I ran through campus with my greasy hair, rushed up the stairs because there was a looooong queue for the elevator (my class was on the 9th floor). I came about 10-12 minutes late, "I made it", I thought. I walked to the class while wiping my sweat off, only to find my classmates exiting the classroom because the lecturer said that she couldn't make it.
Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher
Pricey Chew Toy
The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling
When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)
My Minesweeper Game
Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight
My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week
Don't You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses
Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool
A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday
Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning
Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed
Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around
Not Cleaning My *** With This
Car Crashed Into My Living Room
My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This
This Is Why I Drink
How My Pizza Arrived
I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs
Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today
How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog
I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed
Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours
Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined
The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside
My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One
I feel their pain. Was once on a cross-country flight, and my screen was the only one not working.
Best Vacation Ever
Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million
Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her
Better give those dogs a flea bath...and have a little talk with your sister
The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket
Can you please post a picture taken by this camera? Should be an interesing effect
This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From
My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture
Found A Worm In My Lunch
Playing Truth Or Dare
Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View
At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster
Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded
And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time
When You Have To Slam On The Brakes
Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not
Well it is an Apple. Would have died an hour into the trip anyway...
**** Happens
Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In
Tried To Make Brownies
After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us
My Lunch Hour Ends At 12:00
He Doesn't Know It Yet. Sorry, Bro
Some of these are so hilarious. i felt bad for laughing because if I were in any of those circumstances I would want to crawl in a hole and cry. But they were really funny.
I got in an Uber close to the Port of Miami. The previous passengers left their phone in the car and at that moment boarding for a cruise. I didn't mind the driver going back to the Port do drop off the phone.
I accidentally leaned on an electric plug and left the bottom plug inside the outlet. Still works, but now an outlet at my friend's house has the third hole blocked. Plus the thing was my dad's, so... Also bonus, my brother's earbuds got yanked out of his iPod, and left the metal part stuck inside. Neither the earbuds nor the iPod's sound work.
I enjoy laughing at the foibles of others, but when you constantly attribute anonymous dumb actions to women it becomes something sinister. If you truly want to "highlight the positive things that unite us" make sure it's all of us. Girls growing up in a society that treats them as if they are stupid will be less likely to rise to their potential and more likely to suffer from depression and anxiety. And boys raised to believe their gender makes them superior will result in what we're experiencing today: rampant hatred and violence towards others. Please live up to your responsibility.
Makes the job search easier because I am now goofing off! Very entertaining! Thanks for the chuckles!!
Some of these are so hilarious. i felt bad for laughing because if I were in any of those circumstances I would want to crawl in a hole and cry. But they were really funny.
I got in an Uber close to the Port of Miami. The previous passengers left their phone in the car and at that moment boarding for a cruise. I didn't mind the driver going back to the Port do drop off the phone.
I accidentally leaned on an electric plug and left the bottom plug inside the outlet. Still works, but now an outlet at my friend's house has the third hole blocked. Plus the thing was my dad's, so... Also bonus, my brother's earbuds got yanked out of his iPod, and left the metal part stuck inside. Neither the earbuds nor the iPod's sound work.
I enjoy laughing at the foibles of others, but when you constantly attribute anonymous dumb actions to women it becomes something sinister. If you truly want to "highlight the positive things that unite us" make sure it's all of us. Girls growing up in a society that treats them as if they are stupid will be less likely to rise to their potential and more likely to suffer from depression and anxiety. And boys raised to believe their gender makes them superior will result in what we're experiencing today: rampant hatred and violence towards others. Please live up to your responsibility.
Makes the job search easier because I am now goofing off! Very entertaining! Thanks for the chuckles!!
