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Parenting is tough, no sugarcoating that. Between endless snack requests, meltdowns over the “wrong” color cup, and the nightly battle of bedtime, it can feel like you’re running a marathon on zero sleep. That’s why it’s so important to sneak in a break whenever you can. Maybe it’s a quick dinner date, maybe it’s a stolen moment with your favorite show, or maybe it’s scrolling through tweets that make you laugh until you cry.

Every month, we round up the funniest, most relatable parenting tweets from X (formerly Twitter). Whether you’re a parent deep in the trenches or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at the chaos of raising tiny humans, these gems are guaranteed to brighten your day. So sit back, take five, and enjoy this month’s collection of parenting comedy gold.

#1

Tweet conversation humor about kids with a dad asking for a restroom and a mop, fitting family humor and funny tweets.

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SchadenFreudian Psychology
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m going to try that next time I need a washroom and the store doesn’t want to let me use it.

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    Tweet about a son having trouble sleeping due to his brain sending notifications, humorous parenting moment.

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    tameson
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. And the notifications are on repeat.

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    No matter the profession, whether you’re a doctor, a teacher, or a corporate hustler, burnout happens. Work long hours, pile on stress, and eventually, your body and mind hit a wall. Parenting is no different. In fact, many would argue it’s the toughest job of all, because unlike a 9-to-5, there’s no clocking out. The role of “mom” or “dad” runs 24/7, every single day, without breaks. 

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    Add in your actual job, housework, and social obligations, and it feels like spinning 10 plates while balancing on one foot. And then there’s the kicker: you’re usually running on way too little sleep. The coffee machine becomes your best friend, and even then, the fatigue doesn’t fade. It’s the marathon you never trained for.

    #4

    Tweet about parenting joys highlighting humor and relatable moments from kids, featured in a tweets collection.

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    #5

    Tweet about a 7-year-old struggling to do schoolwork amid noisy younger siblings, showing humorous family moments.

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    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good one. Sadly I only had one son to raise so I have no experience with that.

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    And just like in any profession, burnout in parenting isn’t pretty. Belgian researcher Isabelle Roskam, PhD, describes it as a painful contrast: between the parent you used to be, the parent you’d love to be, and the parent you’ve actually become. That gap is brutal. It’s what makes you look in the mirror and think, “Who am I right now?” For many, it sparks guilt, shame, and a sense of failure. You know your intentions are good, but your energy is gone. And that emotional gap only grows wider the longer burnout goes unchecked.

    #8

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously welcoming back to school with a complimentary virus starter pack, funny parenting tweets.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! 11 years in with play dates, sleepovers & school events and I’m still not immune to the kid germs. Without fail, I’m gonna go down for a day or two.

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    To put it into perspective, imagine once being the parent who loved reading bedtime stories, turning lights-out into a sweet ritual. Now, you find yourself muttering, “Just go to bed already,” because you’re desperate for quiet. Or maybe you were the mom who happily baked cupcakes for school, but now you dread the thought of preheating the oven. This contrast can feel crushing. You want to be that fun, patient parent again, but exhaustion keeps pulling you further away. And the guilt that follows? It’s relentless.

    The numbers prove just how widespread this problem is. A 2023 survey by the American Psychological Association asked more than 3,000 U.S. adults about stress levels. Shockingly, 48% of parents admitted that most days their stress feels “completely overwhelming.” Nearly half! That means burnout isn’t some rare occurrence; it’s practically the default setting for modern parenting. And yet, many moms and dads feel isolated, believing they’re failing where others succeed. In reality, they’re not alone at all.

    #10

    Tweet about the surprising heart-racing effect of a kid’s school call, highlighting humor in parenthood tweets.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, maybe I should recommend this as a new service our school admin can provide 😂

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    #11

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously comparing family game night and playing Monopoly, highlighting funny parenting moments.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Monopoly was designed for. Really!

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    #12

    Tweet about parenting humor, highlighting relatable moments that might make you chuckle even without kids.

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    But here’s the thing: burnout doesn’t have to be permanent. Spotting the signs early can make all the difference. Think of it like catching a cold: you don’t wait until you’ve got a fever to take medicine. The same goes here. Naming what you’re experiencing, saying, “Yes, this is burnout,” is the first step. Once you see it for what it is, you can actually do something about it. And often, small tweaks can make a big difference. The challenge is giving yourself permission to care for yourself, too.

    One of the first red flags is simple but powerful: you no longer enjoy family time. Those dinner table jokes? The weekend park trips? Instead of lifting you up, they feel like just another draining task to get through. When the fun disappears and everything feels like a chore, your emotional reserves are running dangerously low. And ignoring it will only make things harder.

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    #13

    Tweet from oneawkwardmom humorously describing toddler’s insistence on green pants, illustrating relatable parenting moments.

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    #14

    Tweet text reading THERE BETTER NOT BE A FROG IN THE HOUSE humorously shared in a viral tweets collection.

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    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter, was about 9 yo, my son, caught a frog. He asked me, where's my sister? In the tub, where you are going when she gets out. He ran straight into the house, and threw that frog in the bathtub with her! I was outside finishing up some yard work, when I heard her screaming. I ran in to find her still screaming; I'm going to k**l him! I tried really hard not to laugh, but in ended up doing it... That didn't go well. I had to start the shower for her after that to get the Ick off.

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    #15

    Tweet from One Awkward Mom about motherhood and mental health, fitting the theme of tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Mine used to pat my belly and say "oooooh, it wobbles for ages!"

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    Another huge red flag is the invisible mental load parents carry. It’s remembering every doctor’s appointment, every homework deadline, every picky food preference, every sports practice, and keeping all of it in your head. And often, moms especially bear this weight, silently juggling details no one else notices. The thing is, mental load isn’t visible, so people around you may not realize just how exhausting it is.

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    #16

    Tweet about a parent's humorous daily interaction with their 7-year-old involving Lego pieces and repeated requests.

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    #17

    Tweet about travel and funny kids moments, shared in a casual tone, fitting the theme of funny kid tweets August edition.

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    #18

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about a pet fish and flushing humor from a parent, related to kids and parenting tweets.

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    Then there’s the absence of “me time,” which is practically a guarantee when burnout sets in. Days blur together in an endless loop of work, chores, and childcare. Before you know it, you haven’t had a moment to yourself in weeks. But here’s the truth: you can’t keep running on empty. Without breaks, you eventually crash, and when you crash, it affects everyone, not just you. Rest isn’t selfish. It’s survival.

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    If you’re recognizing yourself in these signs, it’s time to pause. You cannot pour from an empty cup, no matter how hard you try. Taking care of yourself isn’t about abandoning your kids; it’s about making sure you can show up as the parent you want to be.

    #19

    Tweet showing a humorous parenting moment with breakfast made in bed, shared in a funny kids-related tweet collection.

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    Orysha
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I cook the kitchen looks like a crime scene, I always hope a neighbour won't need anything when I'm making bolognese.

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    #20

    Tweet from Henpecked Hal humorously about kids knowing everything told to them, part of funny tweets about kids.

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    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should get a job while they know everything 🤣

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    #21

    Tweet about kids packing belongings for a short car ride, related to funny kids tweets and parenting humor.

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    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I need this toy I haven’t touched in 6 months?

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    So, where do you start? With the basics: sleep. It sounds almost laughable, but consistent rest is one of the biggest burnout fighters. Even a nap can work wonders. If you can manage seven solid hours, you’ll feel like a new person.

    Next up: ask for help. Parenting isn’t meant to be a one-person job, yet so many of us take on the full weight out of guilt or pride. Whether it’s asking your partner to do bedtime, calling a friend to babysit, or arranging a carpool, those small acts of support can change everything. Even one free hour to shower, nap, or just breathe can feel revolutionary. And the truth? Most people are happy to help; you just have to let them.

    #22

    Tweet about back-to-school productivity with humor, part of parent tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I left for the Army my Dad was faced with the biggest dilemma in his life. With me gone he had no one to blame when he couldn't find his tools, Mom was out of the question, the only tools she ever used were in the kitchen, my younger brother was safe, he couldn't figure out which of the hammer to hold. My little sister likewise wasn't capable using much more than dolls and crayons. Mom told me that dad almost imploded the first week I was gone

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    #23

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about school emails and kids, related to funny parent tweets in August edition.

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    Joe Russo
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exceptionality better for the elementary music teacher. 25 cheap plastic instruments that are all microtones off pitch from each other, playing the same freaking hot cross buns song...I only had to do that as a student teacher. One go round with hot cross buns was enough, believe me.

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    #24

    Tweet humor about adulting and simplicity from the collection of funny tweets for laughs and chuckles.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, people like what they like. I'm a pretty adventurous eater, but when it comes down to it, my favorites are usually the simplest.

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    Then, sprinkle joy back into your routine. It doesn’t need to be extravagant. Read a few pages of that book you abandoned months ago. Sneak in a 15-minute yoga session while the kids watch cartoons. Blast your favorite playlist while folding laundry and turn it into a mini dance party. These tiny acts of self-care are powerful. They remind you that you’re not just a parent, you’re still you. And reconnecting with that version of yourself gives you the energy to keep going.

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    #25

    Tweet humor about school and work, featuring a dad and child, highlighting relatable parenting laughs for social media.

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    panther
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid is not wrong, at least about the 5 day work week.

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    #26

    Tweet humor about kids with a funny conversation between an 8-year-old and her husband about the queen and mom.

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Nana was teaching me to play poker and I asked her, "Does a Queen beat a King?" My Grandpa, from behind his newspaper, said, "It does in this house..."

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    Above all, don’t neglect your mental health. Burnout isn’t just physical, it’s deeply emotional. Talk to someone you trust. Journal your thoughts if that helps. And if things feel too heavy, reaching out to a therapist is a strong, brave step, not a weakness. When you take care of your mental health, you’re modeling something vital for your kids: that it’s okay to need support. Healthy parents raise healthier kids.

    And sometimes, the best medicine really is laughter. It has this magical way of cutting through stress, softening the chaos, and making everything feel just a little lighter. So go ahead—give yourself permission to laugh, even at the messiest parts of parenting. These parenting memes are the perfect way to kickstart that joy. Which one had you nodding along (or laughing the hardest)?

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    #28

    Tweet by Henpecked Hal humorously mentioning kids going back to school, reflecting funny parent moments in kids tweets.

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    #29

    Tweet about a toddler’s habit of breaking things, capturing humor in parenting and relatable moments for those without kids.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my oldest was about that age, they went through a paper tearing phase, so we started a box with just old papers and junk mail so they could tear to their heart's content without tearing anything important like the electric bill.

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    #30

    Tweet about parenting frustrations with kids' clothing sizes varying by brand, part of funny tweets collection.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manufacturers of women's clothing too. I hate it.

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    #31

    Tweet humor about parenting and mom math making readers chuckle even without kids in August edition posts.

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    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best mascara I've ever used is $5. More money doesn't equal better

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    #32

    Tweet about the humor in family traditions and kids, part of funny tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does the same thing with my 12yo sister. In the future I'm sure my sister will also have a little person following her around begging her for an acai lemonade dragonfruit pink drink with ice and it makes me happy to think about

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    #34

    Tweet by Henpecked Hal humorously about siblings and kids, part of funny tweets that might make you chuckle about kids.

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    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to give the well child juice in a fancy shot glass. Worked for a couple of years.

    #35

    Tweet about a 12-year-old’s humorous comment on pumpkin Reese’s, highlighting funny tweets about kids and parenting.

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pumpkin chocolate is too soft! It doesn’t have the crispness of the crimped edges. Same with the Christmas trees.

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    #36

    Tweet from One Awkward Mom humorously discussing kids charging for a pretend car tire change, part of funny kids tweets.

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    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A million? How much for a tire rotation and cabin air filter change?

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    #38

    Tweet about stainless steel cups adding noise, featured in a funny tweets collection for chuckling without kids.

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    Antonio Pinocchio
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would much rather hear a steel or plastic cup/plate drop as opposed to a glass cup/plate shattering.

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    #39

    Tweet about a school dropoff line humor shared in a funny parenting tweets collection for laughs from August.

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    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a no drop off line. Put your kids on the bus. You already pay for it.

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    Screenshot of a funny tweet about a child pretending to be an old man, related to humorous tweets about kids.

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    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... he's wrong about it curing back pain, but it's actually pretty good at clearing out your airways when you have a cold.

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    #41

    Tweet sharing a funny parenting moment, showcasing relatable humor from 65 tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    James016
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has been saying things like “aargh come on” and “Why is this light still red?” when we are in the car.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about bedtime stalling, illustrating parent humor and tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    #44

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about kids creating their parents, part of funny tweets collection about kids.

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    #45

    Tweet by Meghan humorously about a kid asking a paleontologist for fossils at bedtime, highlighting funny parent tweets.

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father worked at an aluminium smelter. I would ask him to bring home ''melted aluminium''. Aluminium melts at 660°C.

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    #46

    Tweet humor about kids and bear spray with a close-up image of a bear deterrent spray canister on a wooden table.

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    Gregory Garcia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well first you go to Washington DC ...

    #47

    Tweet from Henpecked Hal sharing a funny parenting moment that may make you chuckle even without kids.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the trampoline to the zoo for the animals to use. Think of the YouTube videos!

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    #48

    Tweet about dads and haircuts, part of a funny tweets collection that might make you chuckle without kids.

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    Patti
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can………but it then it won’t be cool anymore. (Reference: 57 YO grandma who works as a school monitor. I think I ruined the term “sus” today. Used it in front of a tough crowd)

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    #49

    Tweet about teenagers being “supposed to be miserable” while having fun, part of funny tweets about kids humor.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that 1) this is true and 2) I am fully aware that this is me

    #51

    Tweet about an 8-year-old playing Barbies with a funny twist, part of tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    #52

    Tweet about a humorous family moment shared by Henpecked Hal, featured in funny tweets about kids humor.

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    #53

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about kids, sharing a quirky response about food, illustrating humor in parenting tweets.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂mum needs cooking lessons clearly OPPs

    #54

    Tweet about teens’ dating drama as a new full-time stress, related to funny tweets without kids humor.

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    #55

    Tweet about crisis management humorously catching snack crumbs from a kid, highlighting funny parenting moments in viral tweets.

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    #56

    Tweet about parenting humor with a funny take on answering kids’ questions, suitable for chuckle-worthy tweets.

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    #57

    Tweet by Simon Holland humorously capturing school drop off moments, part of funny tweets collection to make you chuckle.

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    #58

    Tweet humor about parenting with a child’s funny response, highlighting relatable moments in family life.

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    #59

    Tweet about a 10-year-old taking 6 to 18 business days to get ready for bed, humor for readers without kids.

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    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a single mother, so I just informed them I went off duty at 8:30, and they were on their own after that. Unless there was blood.

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    #60

    Tweet humor about kids and family life, sharing a playful moment of winning at bowling with no teachable lesson.

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    #61

    Tweet about parenting humor, stirring coffee with a fork, highlighting funny moments in kids' daily life.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say look under their beds ,lol but actually DONT 😂😳

    #62

    Tweet about marriage and shoe returns, reflecting humor in family life from popular funny tweets collection.

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    #63

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously describing romance as spouse yelling for toilet paper from the bathroom, part of funny tweets about kids.

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    Cee Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should always check TP supply before taking your seat.

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    #64

    Tweet about the sweetness of babies and funny moments with older kids that might make you chuckle without having kids.

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    #65

    Tweet about pickles humor, part of a collection of funny tweets to make you chuckle without kids in August.

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