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Parenting is tough, no sugarcoating that. Between endless snack requests, meltdowns over the “wrong” color cup, and the nightly battle of bedtime, it can feel like you’re running a marathon on zero sleep. That’s why it’s so important to sneak in a break whenever you can. Maybe it’s a quick dinner date, maybe it’s a stolen moment with your favorite show, or maybe it’s scrolling through tweets that make you laugh until you cry.

Every month, we round up the funniest, most relatable parenting tweets from X (formerly Twitter). Whether you’re a parent deep in the trenches or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at the chaos of raising tiny humans, these gems are guaranteed to brighten your day. So sit back, take five, and enjoy this month’s collection of parenting comedy gold.

#1

Tweet conversation humor about kids with a dad asking for a restroom and a mop, fitting family humor and funny tweets.

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SchadenFreudian Psychology
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m going to try that next time I need a washroom and the store doesn’t want to let me use it.

Nix
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked at a store with public restrooms and been responsible for cleaning them, if customers didn’t make such ridiculous messes it wouldn't be an issue. If a customer tried this get access to a non-public restroom (or one that was closed), I'd just direct you back out the front door.

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MygrandsonscallmeNia
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work in grocery stores, and department stores. The reason they do this is, people that have diarrhea, go in , c**p all over the stall, and leave it for the employees to clean up. I remember one time, the manager came to me and said, we elected You to clean the bathroom. Me? Why? No one else will do it, and if you don't, we shut the bathroom down. I go in, open the stall door, and see; c**p all over the seat, the tank, the walls on each side, and someone's underwear sitting in the middle of a puddle of poop in front of the toilet! I wanted to get sick! After gagging for 10 minutes, I put on a rubber apron from the meat department, gloves up to my elbows, and covers over my shoes, had to clean it up .... Ive seen other instances of this, but not near as bad. You wouldn't believe how many people c**p all over the seat and floor, clog up the toilet, or let their kids trash the bathroom. People that are like this, ruin having a bathroom for the public. also, junkies shooting up.

Nix
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then when customers mess the restrooms up, other customers blame the employees

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WrappermumMOU
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It happened to us when our youngest was 2 and not using diapers anymore. And the shop despite us asking didn't let her use the bathroom and she peed there. The worker who didn't let a 2 year old use a bathroom had to clean it 😉

Jane Hower
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to YELL at the staff at Walgreen's to UNLOCK the d**n door or they could just mop it up in the isle way.

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    #2

    Tweet about a son having trouble sleeping due to his brain sending notifications, humorous parenting moment.

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    tameson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. And the notifications are on repeat.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does something like that too, I've learned to build something ( like a custom car or a house) in my mind to stop the "notifications " I soon fall asleep...

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read every night before I fall asleep...sometimes I fall asleep reading!

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    WrappermumMOU
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly... I suffer from too many open tabs in my brain... And now I can add the notification explanation too... Maybe it will make more sense to the people around...😆

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the occasional pop-up ad that you absolutely have to click on!!

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    Never Snarky
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently learned there are people who truly have no thoughts going on in their brains when idle.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used the World Service to shut down those weird thoughts. Am free now thanks to my dogs.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get you listening to the World Service!

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    sbj
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell him that this is something that will never change

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called monkey chatter , bloody annoying ,to and takes a lotta practice to shut it the hell up , I e only learnt it myself in the last 12 mths lol but it can be done ,

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    No matter the profession, whether you’re a doctor, a teacher, or a corporate hustler, burnout happens. Work long hours, pile on stress, and eventually, your body and mind hit a wall. Parenting is no different. In fact, many would argue it’s the toughest job of all, because unlike a 9-to-5, there’s no clocking out. The role of “mom” or “dad” runs 24/7, every single day, without breaks. 

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    Add in your actual job, housework, and social obligations, and it feels like spinning 10 plates while balancing on one foot. And then there’s the kicker: you’re usually running on way too little sleep. The coffee machine becomes your best friend, and even then, the fatigue doesn’t fade. It’s the marathon you never trained for.

    #4

    Tweet about parenting joys highlighting humor and relatable moments from kids, featured in a tweets collection.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or cover his mouth when he coughs.

    Shelley Keenan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was holding their own bottle. Day of glory.

    #5

    Tweet about a 7-year-old struggling to do schoolwork amid noisy younger siblings, showing humorous family moments.

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    Jane Hower
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good one. Sadly I only had one son to raise so I have no experience with that.

    Gregory Garcia
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    3 months ago

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    So why have more than the one? There's 8 BILLION now. Do you want Soylent Green? Because thats how you get Soylent Green. /Archer

    #6

    Tweet about a 12-year-old’s caring actions, part of funny tweets that might make you chuckle without kids.

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    Bananaramamama
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was so exhausted after work that I told both kids I was just going to close my eyes on the couch for 30 minutes and was setting an alarm on Alexa but they should definitely wake me if they needed anything. I also asked if I didn't hear the alarm would they wake me, they said yes. I woke up 1 1/2 hours later and immediately panicked and asked why they didn't wake me. Turns out my kids had turned off the living room lights and cancelled my alarm because they said "I deserved more rest". Guess who got pizza and movie night...

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You raised a good kid. Good job, parent.

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Kids shouldnt have to raise their parents.

    Carey Jacksonn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that doesn’t seem like great parenting to me…i understand being tired, but relying on your kid is not okay.

    Jp@nda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you read? That's not what he said, stop projecting

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    And just like in any profession, burnout in parenting isn’t pretty. Belgian researcher Isabelle Roskam, PhD, describes it as a painful contrast: between the parent you used to be, the parent you’d love to be, and the parent you’ve actually become. That gap is brutal. It’s what makes you look in the mirror and think, “Who am I right now?” For many, it sparks guilt, shame, and a sense of failure. You know your intentions are good, but your energy is gone. And that emotional gap only grows wider the longer burnout goes unchecked.

    #8

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously welcoming back to school with a complimentary virus starter pack, funny parenting tweets.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! 11 years in with play dates, sleepovers & school events and I’m still not immune to the kid germs. Without fail, I’m gonna go down for a day or two.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest is about to finish her final year of high school. I'm probably more excited than she is.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing about my kids now being 21-24 I DO NOT MISS 😂is that lol ,however now n n since she was 16 the eldest has worked in our busy village pub lmao , so it’s kinda the same thing , thank god I do not do ill , more than once every 5 yrs or so Covid I had three times n it was just like a poxy cold , THANKFULLY ,but NOPE do not miss those days at all 😂

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting over a summer cold as we speak, and Covid is going around again because Magats

    James016
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School starts next Thursday. It will be a Petri dish on Thursday.

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    To put it into perspective, imagine once being the parent who loved reading bedtime stories, turning lights-out into a sweet ritual. Now, you find yourself muttering, “Just go to bed already,” because you’re desperate for quiet. Or maybe you were the mom who happily baked cupcakes for school, but now you dread the thought of preheating the oven. This contrast can feel crushing. You want to be that fun, patient parent again, but exhaustion keeps pulling you further away. And the guilt that follows? It’s relentless.

    The numbers prove just how widespread this problem is. A 2023 survey by the American Psychological Association asked more than 3,000 U.S. adults about stress levels. Shockingly, 48% of parents admitted that most days their stress feels “completely overwhelming.” Nearly half! That means burnout isn’t some rare occurrence; it’s practically the default setting for modern parenting. And yet, many moms and dads feel isolated, believing they’re failing where others succeed. In reality, they’re not alone at all.

    #10

    Tweet about the surprising heart-racing effect of a kid’s school call, highlighting humor in parenthood tweets.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, maybe I should recommend this as a new service our school admin can provide 😂

    Vylnce NA
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid lasted 4 hours into her first day. "She vomited into a trash can. Can you please come get her?"

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t it bloody just 😂

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    #11

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously comparing family game night and playing Monopoly, highlighting funny parenting moments.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Monopoly was designed for. Really!

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PBS just told the truth about Monopoly/Landlord game a few weeks ago. The original game had 2 sets of rules, capialism and one winner, or communisim and everyone wins. Some guy stole it and the situation was in court through the 1990s. The woman who invented the game died penniless of course

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother and I were 18/20 we actually managed to play without him tipping the board over. We did a few all-nighters playing it.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I,ll take monopoly its far more fun lol mind u we always took the dogs out for long walks mostly my kids loved it ,

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always purposefully lost so i could stop playing.

    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the reason why England's royal family doesn't play Monopoly anymore?

    sbj
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd choose Monopoly over family every time

    #12

    Tweet about parenting humor, highlighting relatable moments that might make you chuckle even without kids.

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    But here’s the thing: burnout doesn’t have to be permanent. Spotting the signs early can make all the difference. Think of it like catching a cold: you don’t wait until you’ve got a fever to take medicine. The same goes here. Naming what you’re experiencing, saying, “Yes, this is burnout,” is the first step. Once you see it for what it is, you can actually do something about it. And often, small tweaks can make a big difference. The challenge is giving yourself permission to care for yourself, too.

    One of the first red flags is simple but powerful: you no longer enjoy family time. Those dinner table jokes? The weekend park trips? Instead of lifting you up, they feel like just another draining task to get through. When the fun disappears and everything feels like a chore, your emotional reserves are running dangerously low. And ignoring it will only make things harder.

    #13

    Tweet from oneawkwardmom humorously describing toddler’s insistence on green pants, illustrating relatable parenting moments.

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    #14

    Tweet text reading THERE BETTER NOT BE A FROG IN THE HOUSE humorously shared in a viral tweets collection.

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    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter, was about 9 yo, my son, caught a frog. He asked me, where's my sister? In the tub, where you are going when she gets out. He ran straight into the house, and threw that frog in the bathtub with her! I was outside finishing up some yard work, when I heard her screaming. I ran in to find her still screaming; I'm going to k**l him! I tried really hard not to laugh, but in ended up doing it... That didn't go well. I had to start the shower for her after that to get the Ick off.

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frogs are okay, toads are poisonous unless youre in the Amazon

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    Gregory Garcia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 years ago there was one bathroom in a house. When I was a kid in the 70s the kids all bathed at once, no one was shy. As a Catholic, I walked in on a few aunts breast feeding, and even walked in on my sister feeding my first niece in 1998... No big deal

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    #15

    Tweet from One Awkward Mom about motherhood and mental health, fitting the theme of tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    Angela B
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Mine used to pat my belly and say "oooooh, it wobbles for ages!"

    Auntriarch
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest nephew poked my belly and said, what's that. I said, it's a cushion. So he lay his head on it to watch cartoons. I can live with that.

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    James016
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Christmas my son kept pointing at our tummies asking if there was a baby in there.

    Another huge red flag is the invisible mental load parents carry. It’s remembering every doctor’s appointment, every homework deadline, every picky food preference, every sports practice, and keeping all of it in your head. And often, moms especially bear this weight, silently juggling details no one else notices. The thing is, mental load isn’t visible, so people around you may not realize just how exhausting it is.

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    #16

    Tweet about a parent's humorous daily interaction with their 7-year-old involving Lego pieces and repeated requests.

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    Sue
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In training to be a dad.

    #17

    Tweet about travel and funny kids moments, shared in a casual tone, fitting the theme of funny kid tweets August edition.

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    nicholas nolan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it, lil 4 year old. Know your worth.

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've set a new standard.

    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a kid sometimes you can't tell if new stuff is fun because you have nothing to compare it to..

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take him to a coal mine & give him a pick and a pail... 😆😆😆

    #18

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about a pet fish and flushing humor from a parent, related to kids and parenting tweets.

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    panther
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she would have fit, probably.

    HardBoiledBlonde
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother said she wanted to be cremated after she died. I asked her what she wanted me to do with her ashes, she said, "flush them down the toilet." My mother died a few months ago, I have her ashes, I still have not decided what to do with them.

    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂ouch poor granny 😂smart kid lol ,op the reply is bury him in the garden n say goodbye to him , never flush them !

    Then there’s the absence of “me time,” which is practically a guarantee when burnout sets in. Days blur together in an endless loop of work, chores, and childcare. Before you know it, you haven’t had a moment to yourself in weeks. But here’s the truth: you can’t keep running on empty. Without breaks, you eventually crash, and when you crash, it affects everyone, not just you. Rest isn’t selfish. It’s survival.

    If you’re recognizing yourself in these signs, it’s time to pause. You cannot pour from an empty cup, no matter how hard you try. Taking care of yourself isn’t about abandoning your kids; it’s about making sure you can show up as the parent you want to be.

    #19

    Tweet showing a humorous parenting moment with breakfast made in bed, shared in a funny kids-related tweet collection.

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    Orysha
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I cook the kitchen looks like a crime scene, I always hope a neighbour won't need anything when I'm making bolognese.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! It's been said that my food 99% of the time comes out awesome (my family and friend's opionions!) but my kitchen looks like a bomb hit it.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad my now 21-24 yr old kids one of each was taught how to one cook from scratch n two most of important of all lmao clean up after themselves , 😂from the off ,

    #20

    Tweet from Henpecked Hal humorously about kids knowing everything told to them, part of funny tweets about kids.

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    Tim Gibbs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should get a job while they know everything 🤣

    Angela B
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am considering changing my Monster's middle name to "Nostradamus" due to the number of times I have been told "I know Ma, I know."

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they do lol ,the saying goes young teens get a job while your still young enough to know it all 😂

    Bananaramamama
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have accepted that I am the "least knowledgeable" in my home because they already know or explain everything to me about life in painful details. I told my husband this and he said "wait until they are full on teenagers, then you get promoted to the stupidest person in the WORLD".

    #21

    Tweet about kids packing belongings for a short car ride, related to funny kids tweets and parenting humor.

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    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I need this toy I haven’t touched in 6 months?

    So, where do you start? With the basics: sleep. It sounds almost laughable, but consistent rest is one of the biggest burnout fighters. Even a nap can work wonders. If you can manage seven solid hours, you’ll feel like a new person.

    Next up: ask for help. Parenting isn’t meant to be a one-person job, yet so many of us take on the full weight out of guilt or pride. Whether it’s asking your partner to do bedtime, calling a friend to babysit, or arranging a carpool, those small acts of support can change everything. Even one free hour to shower, nap, or just breathe can feel revolutionary. And the truth? Most people are happy to help; you just have to let them.

    #22

    Tweet about back-to-school productivity with humor, part of parent tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I left for the Army my Dad was faced with the biggest dilemma in his life. With me gone he had no one to blame when he couldn't find his tools, Mom was out of the question, the only tools she ever used were in the kitchen, my younger brother was safe, he couldn't figure out which of the hammer to hold. My little sister likewise wasn't capable using much more than dolls and crayons. Mom told me that dad almost imploded the first week I was gone

    Gregory Garcia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was a PTSD Nam vet. You had it good

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about school emails and kids, related to funny parent tweets in August edition.

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    Joe Russo
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exceptionality better for the elementary music teacher. 25 cheap plastic instruments that are all microtones off pitch from each other, playing the same freaking hot cross buns song...I only had to do that as a student teacher. One go round with hot cross buns was enough, believe me.

    Susan Teter
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son "LOST" his on the way home from school...with ALOT of help from me. I refused to spend another $15 for a new one, so the teacher let him use hers. She wouldn't let him take it home so he could only practice at school. Who says life isn't fair? I can still hear him practicing 20 years later. It still shreds my soul.

    Panda Bear
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can’t believe the recorder is a real instrument. I know it is but I just can’t wrap my head around it.

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I had been able to learn the recorder....unfortunately it was supposed to happen at the very end of 5th grade, which was the yeat COVID hit. Still don't know how to play :(

    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing about a recorder is that after the lessons you sound pretty much like you did before.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone old enough to remember Hands Across America? We need a recorder version of this. Where we all form a line across the land & play Yankee Doodle Dandy from memory on cheap plastic recorder.

    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam right , jeez it was expensive enough when I was at school 45 yr ago ,ffs well recorder age like 50 yrs ago ,now bloody hell u need a sodding mortgage for em , thank god mine have left school n wanted nothing to do with music stuff 😂cos dam those lessons even here in uk are scandalous

    James016
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was meant to have a recorder last school year or the year before, I cannot remember. He refused to take it as the sound is just horrendous.

    #24

    Tweet humor about adulting and simplicity from the collection of funny tweets for laughs and chuckles.

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    Child of the Stars
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, people like what they like. I'm a pretty adventurous eater, but when it comes down to it, my favorites are usually the simplest.

    kaycee14
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The punchline isn't about the food preference, it's that the 18 yr old "adult" is asking mom to butter his/her noodles. Adult me always asked my mom to make me a PB&J, because moms always make the best PB&Js. Perfect PB-to-J ratio!

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    Gregory Garcia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother is 73 and acts like a teen or a toddler

    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in her f**k right off world I,ll do wtf I want era , yup at 60 I’m ok not a toddler but having young kids 21-24 I’m you get in mind that I am years even if my body don’t agree , soon as we hit older ages ,it’s normal n far more fun to revert lol cos like who cares 🤷‍♀️I sure as hell don’t lol good on your mum x

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    Then, sprinkle joy back into your routine. It doesn’t need to be extravagant. Read a few pages of that book you abandoned months ago. Sneak in a 15-minute yoga session while the kids watch cartoons. Blast your favorite playlist while folding laundry and turn it into a mini dance party. These tiny acts of self-care are powerful. They remind you that you’re not just a parent, you’re still you. And reconnecting with that version of yourself gives you the energy to keep going.

    #25

    Tweet humor about school and work, featuring a dad and child, highlighting relatable parenting laughs for social media.

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    panther
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid is not wrong, at least about the 5 day work week.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our district switched to 4 days a week after covid. It is wayyyy better!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had a 4-day work week, but that won't happen unless school becomes 4 days a week too.

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    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days I work 13 days in a row... Is it possible to learn this power?

    #26

    Tweet humor about kids with a funny conversation between an 8-year-old and her husband about the queen and mom.

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Nana was teaching me to play poker and I asked her, "Does a Queen beat a King?" My Grandpa, from behind his newspaper, said, "It does in this house..."

    #27

    Tweet about parenting humor and kids stuck without electronics, sharing relatable moments for laughs and chuckles.

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or scribble on a piece of paper with a crayon. Or talk to people.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s your dam fault for giving a ten yr old bloody screens ffs , they need to learn to be like you know ACTUALLY KIDS !! 10 is way to young my now 21-24 yr old didn’t have them till they were 13 phone wise n the Xbox was only an hour a day at weekends half hour in school time ,n holidays two hours ,rest of time they were out with mates ,or doing other stuff with me , ,being a older mum clearly is very different than younger ,I can’t be arsed to look after my kids ,n sit the, behind a dam screen parents pfft !,

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take him to a farm, make him pick cotton. He wont be bored anymore. My mother picked cotton as a child, and I shoveled 🐑💩

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you shut up troll , only one of your comments has been sensible so far ,go get a life troll

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    Above all, don’t neglect your mental health. Burnout isn’t just physical, it’s deeply emotional. Talk to someone you trust. Journal your thoughts if that helps. And if things feel too heavy, reaching out to a therapist is a strong, brave step, not a weakness. When you take care of your mental health, you’re modeling something vital for your kids: that it’s okay to need support. Healthy parents raise healthier kids.

    And sometimes, the best medicine really is laughter. It has this magical way of cutting through stress, softening the chaos, and making everything feel just a little lighter. So go ahead—give yourself permission to laugh, even at the messiest parts of parenting. These parenting memes are the perfect way to kickstart that joy. Which one had you nodding along (or laughing the hardest)?

    #28

    Tweet by Henpecked Hal humorously mentioning kids going back to school, reflecting funny parent moments in kids tweets.

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    #29

    Tweet about a toddler’s habit of breaking things, capturing humor in parenting and relatable moments for those without kids.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my oldest was about that age, they went through a paper tearing phase, so we started a box with just old papers and junk mail so they could tear to their heart's content without tearing anything important like the electric bill.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was something I was taught by a teacher at a special behavioural school. If a child is doing something because of extreme emotions, it's best to find a way to make it acceptable. Example given was 'I see you want to cut things. You can't cut the table, but you can cut some paper' which I have said almost word for word at least twice to one student.

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work with them not against them

    #30

    Tweet about parenting frustrations with kids' clothing sizes varying by brand, part of funny tweets collection.

    allholls Report

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manufacturers of women's clothing too. I hate it.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still can't figure out why you don't demand pants to be sized in waist x inseam like men's pants. Although every manufacturer seems to have a different idea what an inch is. Still better than women's sizing.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just copying manufacturers of women's clothing.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the problem with fast fashion is that they cut multiple pieces of material at once, so the different layers end up being different sizes, even within the one brand.

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So often around birthdays or holidays people will ask "what size does she wear" and I have to ask what brand/store/clothing item they are wanting to purchase and if they are sized with numbers or words

    #31

    Tweet humor about parenting and mom math making readers chuckle even without kids in August edition posts.

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    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best mascara I've ever used is $5. More money doesn't equal better

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♀️idiot parent ,as thinks she’s better cos she wastes money on shite u do not need , like HOW MUCH for a freaking mascara ffs ,won’t make u anymore smart you know , nope just more bloody stupid ,oh AND SELFISH !! once u got kids they come FIRST ,

    #32

    Tweet about the humor in family traditions and kids, part of funny tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does the same thing with my 12yo sister. In the future I'm sure my sister will also have a little person following her around begging her for an acai lemonade dragonfruit pink drink with ice and it makes me happy to think about

    #33

    Tweet from My Life As Dad humorously recounting a toddler waking up screaming on a family vacation with SEO keyword tweets.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww bless her , use a bloody night light mother !, poor baby 💔

    #34

    Tweet by Henpecked Hal humorously about siblings and kids, part of funny tweets that might make you chuckle about kids.

    HenpeckedHal Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to give the well child juice in a fancy shot glass. Worked for a couple of years.

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    #35

    Tweet about a 12-year-old’s humorous comment on pumpkin Reese’s, highlighting funny tweets about kids and parenting.

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pumpkin chocolate is too soft! It doesn’t have the crispness of the crimped edges. Same with the Christmas trees.

    Francesa Miller
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I store my Reece's in the freezer with the other candies I buy by the bag on half price chocolate day (November 1). They are crunchy and dissolve slowly.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the 12yo on this. It's heresy as an American, but Reese's is just waaay too rich for me.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For your crimes, I sentence you to continue to be American.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is with u Americans n this pumpkin shite it’s vile 😂they have one use lol erm hmmm nope not even that , ( Halloween stuff ,) oh and unless your vegan n only eat rabbit food maybe

    #36

    Tweet from One Awkward Mom humorously discussing kids charging for a pretend car tire change, part of funny kids tweets.

    oneawkwardmom Report

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A million? How much for a tire rotation and cabin air filter change?

    justagirl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a BAJILLION DOLLARS (children cackling in the distance)

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet somehow the car itself is six dollars if you ask same kids, cute.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you that's what my niece charges for a glass of water but the water was real at least.

    #37

    Tweet from One Awkward Mom humorously discussing language and kids with a toddler struggling to open a marker lid.

    oneawkwardmom Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I quit swearing, too!

    Peggygirl
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Situationally appropriate, grammatically correct. Kid is going places.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son could swear using perfect grammar at 4 years old...

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son, 36 yo. When he was about 2, was coming out of the bathroom, and slammed the door on his finger. Oh, D**n! Came out of his mouth. Yeah, that's when we decided to stop cussing in front of him.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a word that begins with "f" and ends with "uck"... firetruck!

    James016
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never used the word “fudge” so much until I became a parent

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids may know the words, but they haven't learned the tune yet.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she was about 2 1/2 my grand niece mostly butchered the English language, except the one time I stubbed my toe and said oh c**p. Even though she was down the hall in another room she heard tht and the rest of the week anytime she got frustrated it was "c**p c**p c**p" nonstop

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 outta the mouth of babes ,is so bloody funny lol ,it’s like wtf they just say , while trying not to laugh , it don’t bother me one bit but I did teach mine asap a time n place for it ,ie not in public or in school etc ,

    #38

    Tweet about stainless steel cups adding noise, featured in a funny tweets collection for chuckling without kids.

    oneawkwardmom Report

    Antonio Pinocchio
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would much rather hear a steel or plastic cup/plate drop as opposed to a glass cup/plate shattering.

    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water used to taste really good from Grandma's tin cup. There was a pump with a big handle on her kitchen sink.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gran had an old china cup that had lost it's saucer.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid and we had school meals, the cups and plates were coloured anodised aluminium, and the food was served from what looked like metal ammunition boxes . . .

    #39

    Tweet about a school dropoff line humor shared in a funny parenting tweets collection for laughs from August.

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    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a no drop off line. Put your kids on the bus. You already pay for it.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are fortunate enough to live close enough to my son’s school that he can walk.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bus line at the school I work at is so long, they start arriving half an hour before the end of the day, meaning many kids miss that much schooling each day.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always lived where I could walk to school , way back in the late 60,s early 70.s n in the sticks to ,plus a bus to comp (uk ) not once in all my years have I ever driven my step kids then 21-24 yr old kids to school , now out in the sticks again , the primary school is 5 doors up n the only bus that comes thru our village is the school ones lol for comp , try walking USA lot !! lazy gits !

    #40

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about a child pretending to be an old man, related to humorous tweets about kids.

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    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... he's wrong about it curing back pain, but it's actually pretty good at clearing out your airways when you have a cold.

    #41

    Tweet sharing a funny parenting moment, showcasing relatable humor from 65 tweets that might make you chuckle.

    allholls Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has been saying things like “aargh come on” and “Why is this light still red?” when we are in the car.

    Evan Connolly
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still feel the urge to do that, and I'm 40.

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    royal crablets
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just keep saying. "I want to go home," "Who are you?" and "Untie me, these ropes hurt."

    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little parrots. 🦜👂🏻

    Mema G
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 4 y.o. grandson asked me what a yellow light meant, I said "Go like mad." Not so funny when he said it when his mom was driving.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a scene in Starman, the line is “Green light; go. Yellow light; go faster.”

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    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to say, "Mama, do you know where we are?" Also, the speed of the car was proportional to the amount of noise coming from the back seat.

    #43

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about bedtime stalling, illustrating parent humor and tweets that might make you chuckle.

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    #44

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about kids creating their parents, part of funny tweets collection about kids.

    RYGdance Report

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    #45

    Tweet by Meghan humorously about a kid asking a paleontologist for fossils at bedtime, highlighting funny parent tweets.

    deloisivete Report

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father worked at an aluminium smelter. I would ask him to bring home ''melted aluminium''. Aluminium melts at 660°C.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of several coworkers who would have satisfied his request.

    #46

    Tweet humor about kids and bear spray with a close-up image of a bear deterrent spray canister on a wooden table.

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    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well first you go to Washington DC ...

    #47

    Tweet from Henpecked Hal sharing a funny parenting moment that may make you chuckle even without kids.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the trampoline to the zoo for the animals to use. Think of the YouTube videos!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some zoo,s do actually use this lol a good few animals especially foxes seen em my self in my garden here in uk love em 😂so yup spot on lol

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    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again make them pick cotton or shovel 💩 theyll never be bored again

    #48

    Tweet about dads and haircuts, part of a funny tweets collection that might make you chuckle without kids.

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    Patti
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can………but it then it won’t be cool anymore. (Reference: 57 YO grandma who works as a school monitor. I think I ruined the term “sus” today. Used it in front of a tough crowd)

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cool" only ever works within your peer group. If school kids think you are cool, it is probably a bit sus. Lol.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently got my hair cut very short after parting it on the left since approximately 1973 (it's getting thin on top, and I didn't want to look like one of those sad old men who spend 20 minutes in the bathroom trying to make 6 hairs look like 12).

    Heffalump
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter: it all drops out anyway.

    #49

    Tweet about teenagers being “supposed to be miserable” while having fun, part of funny tweets about kids humor.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that 1) this is true and 2) I am fully aware that this is me

    #50

    Tweet from a parenting humor account sharing a funny observation about toddlers and soccer, related to kids humor.

    IHideFromMyKids Report

    Vicky Phenny
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beginner Soccer is like little league for toddlers, who often lack the agility to run and kick, don't understand the rules, and have no concept of teamwork, so inviting her friend to the toddler soccer match means most of the game the child is drinking water, possibly from a sports bottle and wandering around.

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    #51

    Tweet about an 8-year-old playing Barbies with a funny twist, part of tweets that might make you chuckle.

    LizerReal Report

    #52

    Tweet about a humorous family moment shared by Henpecked Hal, featured in funny tweets about kids humor.

    HenpeckedHal Report

    #53

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about kids, sharing a quirky response about food, illustrating humor in parenting tweets.

    ericamorecambe Report

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂mum needs cooking lessons clearly OPPs

    #54

    Tweet about teens’ dating drama as a new full-time stress, related to funny tweets without kids humor.

    dadmann_walking Report

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    #55

    Tweet about crisis management humorously catching snack crumbs from a kid, highlighting funny parenting moments in viral tweets.

    Mrs_JParker Report

    #56

    Tweet about parenting humor with a funny take on answering kids’ questions, suitable for chuckle-worthy tweets.

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    #57

    Tweet by Simon Holland humorously capturing school drop off moments, part of funny tweets collection to make you chuckle.

    simoncholland Report

    #58

    Tweet humor about parenting with a child’s funny response, highlighting relatable moments in family life.

    RYGdance Report

    #59

    Tweet about a 10-year-old taking 6 to 18 business days to get ready for bed, humor for readers without kids.

    dadmann_walking Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a single mother, so I just informed them I went off duty at 8:30, and they were on their own after that. Unless there was blood.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a single mother ,have been for 13 yrs now , n even now they 21-24 n live at home ,but both work ,the youngest away , I’m always on duty , although I do say now ,my oldests fella is here a lot , of a night ,I say right im off duty now , your looking after THE DOGS 😂(I’m also 60 n disabled lol ) n the dogs are like kids to us , but my daughter n son even I say it im still awake till they both home of a night safe n well always will be ,

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    #60

    Tweet humor about kids and family life, sharing a playful moment of winning at bowling with no teachable lesson.

    HenpeckedHal Report

    #61

    Tweet about parenting humor, stirring coffee with a fork, highlighting funny moments in kids' daily life.

    deloisivete Report

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say look under their beds ,lol but actually DONT 😂😳

    #62

    Tweet about marriage and shoe returns, reflecting humor in family life from popular funny tweets collection.

    daddygofish Report

    #63

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously describing romance as spouse yelling for toilet paper from the bathroom, part of funny tweets about kids.

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should always check TP supply before taking your seat.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See now I always keep our look tools IN THE BATHROOM 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️learnt that from my step mother n my vile s***m doner , ,lol what would u keep it anywhere else 🤷‍♀️

    #64

    Tweet about the sweetness of babies and funny moments with older kids that might make you chuckle without having kids.

    Mrs_JParker Report

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    #65

    Tweet about pickles humor, part of a collection of funny tweets to make you chuckle without kids in August.

    deloisivete Report