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We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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    #3

    Zero F*cks Given

    Zero F*cks Given

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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    #4

    Crow Gives No F*cks

    Crow Gives No F*cks

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    #5

    This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

    This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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    #6

    This Church Cat

    This Church Cat

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    Benny Lava
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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    #7

    This Turkey

    This Turkey

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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    #8

    Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

    Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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    #9

    F*ck You, Other Duck

    F*ck You, Other Duck

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    #10

    This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

    This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

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    #11

    This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

    This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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    #12

    Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

    Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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    AcousticGString
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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    #13

    This Cat

    This Cat

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    Sarah White
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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    #14

    Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

    Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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    Poor Dog

    Poor Dog

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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    #16

    Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

    Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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    Avia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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    #17

    This Seagull

    This Seagull

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always go for the high ground.

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh that reminded me of a funny story - my friend and I were at Lake Ontario (as teenagers mind) and he started tossing sand clods at the seagulls. When he hit one accidentaly in the head he freaked out, cause the seagull flew away towards the middle of the lake. My friend was so scared it got confused and decided to fly to Canada and would die on the way :D

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do seagulls love to stand on the head? It reminds me of a photo I took of statue in Opatija about 10 years ago (wow! Time's fast...). The statue is a woman, actually placed in the sea, in shallow water, and the seagull stood right atop "her" head.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah. That's the very definition of zero f's given.

    Ruth mieras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a new form of seagull shiatsu

    Genevieve Gates
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny. It's standing on a wooden seagull

    Starry Night Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    push it to the limit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtbwV1qONNw

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you gotta land.. you gotta land...

    Cristy Cable
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I think of your fake seagull.

    Sarah Matos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seagull it's like God if you can hear me just kill me now..

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    #18

    Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

    Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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    #19

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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    #20

    The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

    The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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    #21

    Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

    Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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    #22

    We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

    We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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    #23

    Zero F*cks Given

    Zero F*cks Given

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    #24

    F*cks Given Level: Goose

    F*cks Given Level: Goose

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    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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    #25

    This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

    This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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    #26

    Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

    Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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    #27

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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    #28

    This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

    This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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    #29

    Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

    Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think I care? I can't eat it, it doesn't matter.

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    #30

    This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

    This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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    #31

    This Goat

    This Goat

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