We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1 This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

Swimming is for suckers.

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#2 Oh Deer

Oh Deer

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

Nice title :D

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#3 Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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#4 Crow Gives No F*cks

Crow Gives No F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

Poe would love this :)

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#5 This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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Hans 1 year ago

Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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#6 This Church Cat

This Church Cat

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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#7 This Turkey

This Turkey

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Hans 1 year ago

I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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#8 Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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#9 F*ck You, Other Duck

F*ck You, Other Duck

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

"Go on, I'll cover you" :D

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#10 This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

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#11 This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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GoodWolf 1 year ago

"I live here now."

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#12 Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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AcousticGString 1 year ago

"Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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#13 This Cat

This Cat

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Sarah White 1 year ago

I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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#14 Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

Can I get one, cat involved please? :D

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#15 Poor Dog

Poor Dog

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Daria B 1 year ago

Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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#16 Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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Avia 1 year ago

It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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#17 This Seagull

This Seagull

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John L 1 year ago

Always go for the high ground.

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#18 Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

Free ride vol. 2

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#19 Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

Approved by Paw!

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#20 The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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Natasha L 1 year ago

That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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#21 Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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Violaine LB 1 year ago

I want one actually now! he looks cute!

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#22 We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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Marie Rundel 1 year ago

Superheroes!

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#23 Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Daria B 1 year ago

"Mmmmh.... Lemme fix this picture.

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#24 F*cks Given Level: Goose

F*cks Given Level: Goose

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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#25 This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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#26 Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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Anna Brandigi 1 year ago

When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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#27 Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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Hans 1 year ago

I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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#28 This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

That's just the new Disney movie :)

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#29 Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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Caitlyn McCracken 1 year ago

The look when you're pissed and someone tries to make you laugh. Unaffected

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#30 This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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GoodWolf 1 year ago

Looking fabulous!

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#31 This Goat

This Goat

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Kjorn 1 year ago

you know not all goat can read

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#32 This Cat In Central Bangkok

This Cat In Central Bangkok

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#33 Copenhagen Street Shut Down By Police, Due To Inconsiderate Jaywalking Family

Copenhagen Street Shut Down By Police, Due To Inconsiderate Jaywalking Family

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Notchimine Mette 1 year ago

Walking...there's no walking here... Jaysitting family more like...

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#34 I Will Sit Here

I Will Sit Here

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

Whaaa? Noo... Ughhhnnn get offfff..... derp.

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#35 A Bear In The Yard? My Cat Couldn't Care Less

A Bear In The Yard? My Cat Couldn't Care Less

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Hans 1 year ago

This cat is braver than I would be.

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#36 And Not A Single F*ck Was Given By Him

And Not A Single F*ck Was Given By Him

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Daria B 1 year ago

Snow? What snow?

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#37 Shiba Inu Rides A Tortoise

Shiba Inu Rides A Tortoise

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Daria B 1 year ago

This kinda reminds me of traditional east Asian fable-like folk-tales.

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#38 Cat Gives No F*cks

Cat Gives No F*cks

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Shruti Naik 1 year ago

If not a bed, at least a pillow...

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#39 Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck?

Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck?

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

Piggy back ride! :D:D

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#40 Listen Cockatoo, This Owl Does Not Care

Listen Cockatoo, This Owl Does Not Care

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Kevin A 1 year ago

That owl must have kids.

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#41 The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair. Zero F*cks Given

The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair. Zero F*cks Given

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Daria B 1 year ago

This picture is totally cartooney. ♥

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#42 My Friend Just Got A New Puppy

My Friend Just Got A New Puppy

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

He already feels at home.

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#43 This Moose Decided To Enter The Local Grocery Store

This Moose Decided To Enter The Local Grocery Store

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GoodWolf 1 year ago

I bet it just came there for candles initially

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#44 What's My Husband Doing? Leveling The Ground For Our New Hot Tub. What's The Cat Doing? Watching Us Build The Biggest Litter Box Ever

What's My Husband Doing? Leveling The Ground For Our New Hot Tub. What's The Cat Doing? Watching Us Build The Biggest Litter Box Ever

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Leigh Kelly 1 year ago

LMAO .. title is brilliant .. so fits lol

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#45 Approximately Zero F*cks Were Given By This Squirrel

Approximately Zero F*cks Were Given By This Squirrel

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Helping Panda 1 year ago

Funny thing is the squirrel is probably spread out like that because it was sunning itself -- and couldn't even be bothered to move when the sunny spot moved!

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#46 Simply Doesn't Care

Simply Doesn't Care

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John L 1 year ago

Very carefully get up, and fill the sprayer with water. Then squirt a mist above its head.................

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#47 Oh, You Want To Mow Today? How About You Mow Around Me In The Shape Of The Number Of F*cks I Give

Oh, You Want To Mow Today? How About You Mow Around Me In The Shape Of The Number Of F*cks I Give

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Caitlyn McCracken 1 year ago

the title LMAO

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#48 Mr. Bigglesworth Has Really Seemed To Let Himself Go

Mr. Bigglesworth Has Really Seemed To Let Himself Go

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boredhuman 1 year ago

Look at my balls. LOOK AT IT!

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#49 This Fat Squirrel

This Fat Squirrel

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Hans 1 year ago

...now you know how it got fat...

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#50 Thug Life

Thug Life

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Daria B 1 year ago

"Yep! It was me. So what?!"

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#51 Mccorgi. It's Extra Funny Because She's Blind And Doesn't Care That She's Wearing It

Mccorgi. It's Extra Funny Because She's Blind And Doesn't Care That She's Wearing It

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Hans 1 year ago

Haha, as if a not-blind dog would care about fashion. ;)

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#52 Zero Fs Given

Zero Fs Given

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Oliver Nahlik 1 year ago

yep. thats a ball.

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#53 Corgi Couldn't Care Less

Corgi Couldn't Care Less

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Lilya 1 year ago

What? Nobody's commenting? Cute af

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#54 My Dog Is An Asshole

My Dog Is An Asshole

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boredhuman 1 year ago

It's your dog's way to tell you to stop drinking.

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#55 Yes, Right Here Is The Perfect Place To Sit

Yes, Right Here Is The Perfect Place To Sit

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Amy Lam 1 year ago

Just pray it doesn't fart and give ya pink eye

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#56 This Duck

This Duck

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Daria B 1 year ago

Another duck who CHOSE to leave its trace in this world.

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#57 Not A Single Fuck Was Given

Not A Single Fuck Was Given

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Alusair Alustriel 1 year ago

It's a husky, what do you expect :D

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#58 My Service Dog Has Respect For Personal Boundaries. And By Respect, I Mean She Doesn't Give A Sh*t

My Service Dog Has Respect For Personal Boundaries. And By Respect, I Mean She Doesn't Give A Sh*t

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Christopher Hall 1 year ago

Well, this is how they think it works. After all, we go with them while they go to the bathroom.

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#59 My Cat Doesn't Give A F*ck

My Cat Doesn't Give A F*ck

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

Nice hat cat.

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#60 Heard Some Noise In The Kitchen And To My Surprise, Found This Guy Hopping Around

Heard Some Noise In The Kitchen And To My Surprise, Found This Guy Hopping Around

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Daria B 1 year ago

Awwwwweeeee! I heard cangaroos can be nasty and literally act like hooligans when intruding people's homes.

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#61 I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

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Hans 1 year ago

Looks like Garfield, but can't be Garfield...

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#62 Some People Get No Privacy From Dogs And Cats, I Get None From This Guy

Some People Get No Privacy From Dogs And Cats, I Get None From This Guy

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Hans 1 year ago

Why do you have matching toenails. :o

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#63 Badass Shiba

Badass Shiba

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boredhuman 1 year ago

The other dog? He ran away. I'm the only one you need.

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#64 I Came Home To This. My Cat Had Ripped The Cat Door Off The Frame Due To His Obesity. Zero F*cks Were Given That Day

I Came Home To This. My Cat Had Ripped The Cat Door Off The Frame Due To His Obesity. Zero F*cks Were Given That Day

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Notchimine Mette 1 year ago

Should have nailed the frame to the door. That cat doesn't look fat, just fluffy.

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#65 This Chicken

This Chicken

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Hans 1 year ago

The escape!

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#66 The F*ck Are You Gonna Do About It?

The F*ck Are You Gonna Do About It?

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Caroline Allnutt 1 year ago

"it was in my way"

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#67 So Rude... Lick Your Butt Before Your Commute To Work

So Rude... Lick Your Butt Before Your Commute To Work

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Hans 1 year ago

I think we would appreciate if some of the people who sit on commuter trains would have cleaned their but before sitting down...

#68 Yeah, I'm Just Gonna Sit Right Here

Yeah, I'm Just Gonna Sit Right Here

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Sienna Blackspring 1 year ago

That's a beautiful coloured dog.

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#69 This Dog Chews £80,000 Aston Martin, Gives Zero F*cks

This Dog Chews £80,000 Aston Martin, Gives Zero F*cks

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LizzyM 1 year ago

A dog chews on a CAR!?! How... Why... I mean what... What was it made out of, bacon?

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#70 Had Some Friends Over For Poker. My Cat - No Fucks Given

Had Some Friends Over For Poker. My Cat - No Fucks Given

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stella 1 year ago

wish she had sat right on the cards instead..

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#71 This Lizard Doesn't Give A Sh*t Anymore

This Lizard Doesn't Give A Sh*t Anymore

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Robin Rush 1 year ago

Uromastyx. Beautiful

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#72 My Cat Is A Jerk

My Cat Is A Jerk

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GoodWolf 1 year ago

The dog looks like it's about to cry

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#73 Just A Cat Giving Zero F*cks After Nesting Inside A Wall

Just A Cat Giving Zero F*cks After Nesting Inside A Wall

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Helping Panda 1 year ago

Look at the shape of that hole... it was clearly meant for a cat to sit in! I say good thinking, cat!

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#74 My Great Dane Thinks He's A Parrot

My Great Dane Thinks He's A Parrot

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Cristy Cable 1 year ago

When your dog doesn't understand the concept of laps.

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#75 He Will Get Tired Soon Anyway

He Will Get Tired Soon Anyway

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rakuninaru 1 year ago

oh babies...

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#76 Get This Thing Off Me!

Get This Thing Off Me!

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Sarah Lennie 1 year ago

Naw, that face!

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#77 You Don't Understand, This Is How I Show My Love

You Don't Understand, This Is How I Show My Love

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Bets or Sash 1 year ago

i have defeated the cone of shame. you're welcome.

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#78 Shits Taken: 10, F*cks Given: 0

Shits Taken: 10, F*cks Given: 0

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

"Hard to find discret spots these days... I hope nobody sees me"

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#79 This Daredevil

This Daredevil

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Marie Rundel 1 year ago

Holy shit...

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#80 The Cat At The Record Store Gives Zero F*cks

The Cat At The Record Store Gives Zero F*cks