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We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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    #3

    Zero F*cks Given

    Zero F*cks Given

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony here is that there's probably a 90% chance there's chicken in that cat food... CANNIBAL!

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    Helping Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This chicken is the hero all the dogs terrorized by cats have been waiting for!!! :)

    Natasha L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The firs time the cat was talked back to!

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, no one else is going to say it? ok, i guess i'll do it: zero f*cks were chicken.

    Mayumi Hashimoto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's face at the end!!😂😂😂

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all you young c***s, this is how its done.

    Michelle Flaherty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that cat food isn't chicken flavored.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's expression at the end, lol. "Wtf? Is this really happening?"

    Gary Baker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Ka'uilani Data
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens are vicious. You need a bird dog to get them away if they come up to your door like that.

    Dian Pink
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

    Mary Kavanagh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seconds away, Round 1! ... Hen 1 - Cat 0!

    Wilson Allenwil
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the cat owes the chicken some money. And now the chicken has gone all Mafia on him.

    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like zero brains. Chickens are stupid.

    Sheila Ryan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens are cannibals! Duh! One dies, they eat it! Fact, I've seen it. And had a rooster when I was a kid & he thought he was a cat. Ate with them, laid in the sun with them etc.

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty looks so dejected when he realized he lost lol

    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our chickens did the same thing, the beak is mightier then the claw.

    Emma Thomas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, rooster, u tell him who the boss is

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: "Wait, what just happened?"

    Daniela Scintei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ancestors were dinosaurs,so f@#k off!

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chick says my head's too quick!

    Alastair Stell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Declawed cat. Most countries it's illegal, but not the US

    Elizabott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize that "c**k of the walk" literally started with this rooster

    Sakura Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How chicken dodged all attacks?

    Helping Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't! The trick is not minding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQViPBAvPk

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    #4

    Crow Gives No F*cks

    Crow Gives No F*cks

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    #5

    This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

    This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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    #6

    This Church Cat

    This Church Cat

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    Benny Lava
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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    #7

    This Turkey

    This Turkey

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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    #8

    Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

    Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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    #9

    F*ck You, Other Duck

    F*ck You, Other Duck

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    #10

    This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

    This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

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    #11

    This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

    This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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    Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

    Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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    #13

    This Cat

    This Cat

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    Sarah White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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    #14

    Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

    Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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    Poor Dog

    Poor Dog

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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    #16

    Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

    Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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    Avia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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    #17

    This Seagull

    This Seagull

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    #18

    Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

    Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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    #19

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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    #20

    The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

    The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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    #21

    Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

    Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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    #22

    We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

    We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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    #23

    Zero F*cks Given

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    #24

    F*cks Given Level: Goose

    F*cks Given Level: Goose

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    Benny Lava
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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    #25

    This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

    This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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    #26

    Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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    #27

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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    #28

    This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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    #29

    Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think I care? I can't eat it, it doesn't matter.

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    #30

    This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

    This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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    #31

    This Goat

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