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There’s An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here’s 30 Of The Funniest Ones
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We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.
But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.
Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.
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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.
“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.
However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”
Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.
Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”
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Two Silly Pups 5 years ago
OMG, how dumb can you be? It literally says 'horror movie' on the cover... 🤦♀️
Flare 5 years ago
Yeah, they sing via screaming different pitches while they run in terror!
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Justin Seagull 5 years ago
It's not really fair for people to give poor ratings to movies just because they made a mistake and chose the wrong film.
Sarah Hoskovec 5 years ago
This reminds me of when I worked customer service for a telecom company. A little old lady called to complain about her PPV purchase because of the content of the movie she rented for her grandchildren. The movie in question was Ted.
Purbasha Banai 5 years ago
As a Disney animation fan and horror movies fan, I would absolutely watch this.
Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago
Yeah, you'll now be frozen watching this "Frozen" with your family!
Frenchie 5 years ago
Bahaha ok so it is an awful unrealistic s****y movie....but their inability to buy the right movie doesn't automatically warrant one stars 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣
Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago
It was a realistic movie because I know someone it happened to. They were able to get off the lift however and vehemently complain......but it is in fact a $#!++^ movie.
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Tom Cartney 5 years ago
I bet this movie is collecting a lot of Disney's Frozen's checks. Lol!
Aegon VI Targaryen 5 years ago
this is actually a pretty decent film. better than disney's frozen.
Carol Graham 5 years ago
Ya might want to make sure you check the movie description before watching it! And certainly before letting kids watch it!
Sandra Raituma 5 years ago
People are so ....hmm.... Can't you accept that there are more than 1 movie with the same title? Why 1 star? Don't rate it at all if it is not what you were looking for. It was your mistake! Look at the cover/picture of the movie. Should the Amazon change the name to "Frozen. No, not that one"
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Thomas Register 5 years ago
Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.
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Beverly 5 years ago
This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?
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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago
That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...
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Tracey Tait 5 years ago
Also the breeding pair eat any malformed offspring so Nemo would have been a mom snack.
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lailyfnoor 5 years ago
If you want movie where there's baby acting like an adult, so go watching Boss Baby
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Tiffany Marie 5 years ago (edited)
I'm sure there are a few ladies out there that would call them magicians ;)
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Luna Lovegood 5 years ago
*sigh* Any time now, God. Any time. The asteroid would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
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Elijah Kenny 5 years ago
Well he became president and now the country has gone to heck. Happy, conservatives?
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Zei Kiljoy 5 years ago
Nevermind that the cover art and most things you see when you click on it show stills of the animation.
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Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago
How is it that so many of you are missing the SARCASM???? Most of these are jokes. I'm suprised. Usually Pandas are a little brighter than this. And some of them are really funny! I mean... if you have a sense of humor... which seems to be missing in the comments on this one. I has a confused. (<< that's a joke)
SykesDaMan 5 years ago
Right below this article, I have a link to another BP article: "40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet"... I think we can supply it with more entries...
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
It’s funny to read, but I bet 95% of these are fake and just made in hopes of going viral and end up in posts like this. Many are too obvious.
Rose the Cook 5 years ago
It is hard to believe that some of these were not made tongue in cheek.
Jack Chandra 5 years ago
I think 95% are joke reviews. I'm more surprised how many Pandas are taking the reviews seriously …
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Tiffany Marie 5 years ago
Wow.. These people really exist!! There's human beings on this planet roaming around this idiotic. 😱😨
Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago
How is it that so many of you are missing the SARCASM???? Most of these are jokes. I'm suprised. Usually Pandas are a little brighter than this. And some of them are really funny! I mean... if you have a sense of humor... which seems to be missing in the comments on this one. I has a confused. (<< that's a joke)
SykesDaMan 5 years ago
Right below this article, I have a link to another BP article: "40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet"... I think we can supply it with more entries...
Load More Replies... Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
It’s funny to read, but I bet 95% of these are fake and just made in hopes of going viral and end up in posts like this. Many are too obvious.
Rose the Cook 5 years ago
It is hard to believe that some of these were not made tongue in cheek.
Jack Chandra 5 years ago
I think 95% are joke reviews. I'm more surprised how many Pandas are taking the reviews seriously …
Load More Replies... Tiffany Marie 5 years ago
Wow.. These people really exist!! There's human beings on this planet roaming around this idiotic. 😱😨
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