95 Relatable Airport Tweets That Hit To Close To Home

Divorce party/holiday and a very happy Divorced woman... will be doing this for my sis in law soon 🥳🍹

Wonder if they'd like another friend?

wow that’s quite sad “just divorced” then quite weird “divorce support group” why is it on there shirts??

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I've accidentally had a knife (technically). I had a wallet multi tool card that had a "knife" on the edge of it. The lady found it on my way home cause they had better x-ray machines I guess, and she said it still counted and that I could either mail it to myself or get rid of it.

Me walking past a police patrol totally sober, "What if I seem drunk?" Proceeds to trip over nothing. 😅 Yes it happened something like 20 years ago. Yes, it still keeps me up at night

Then you're an idiot who shouldn't be allowed to own or touch a gun.

You would be a d******d of the highest order.

Small world, sigh

i hope you said hi

They got married after this.

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Tinder users are pathetic

Uhm there's no laws so chips are free

😂’DIE THEN’

DIE WHEN?

Ooosh

Is announcer the professional term for that position?

With my 2 dumb braincells i would think those were real..

Garry's mod paint tool

Does the airport put these up or some random people going through?

whoever put this sticker there... i will RIP YOUR SPINE STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR THROAT

The creator of this is my spirit animal, lol.

What a very interesting way to say "please stuff me in the overhead luggage compartment."

Once on a plane, I was sitting in the window seat and my mum was in the aisle seat. She went to the loo and a woman tried to take the seat. I'm autistic and one of my obsessions is planes. Funny, she didn't much like the lecture on famous plane crashes I gave her and left before I'd finished.

Yeah, well you can't have it!!! It's mine, you big poopy head!

I certainly hope you told him to go to His seat cause you paid for this one!

ONE time, out of DECADES of business travel, my connecting flight's gate was directly across the concourse... all of, maybe, 20 steps. Of course, it was a two hour layover.

The shorter the layover, the farther your gate is

Where you have to dig through underwear to see if there's a knife in there

...And now you're re-reading this post in Seth Rogen's voice

Is there a name for this phobia? Like when you have a police car behind you and you start sweating even though you know that the worst thing you ever did was a silent fart in a church?

Anyone else get the sudden memory of Edina, Patsy and Saffie in the airport?

If you have some circulated currency, you probably do have cocaine with you. They say it is detectable on most higher bills.

*Drains you*