We understand everyone needs a good laugh after a hard day, so we’ve curated a collection of the most side-splitting, rib-tickling, and funny adult memes just for you. Our selection goes beyond the ordinary, bringing you a unique blend of humor only those diagnosed with “growing up” will understand. From cheeky work memes to witty one-liners inspired by everyday life events, our stash of relatable memes is designed to tickle your funny bone and keep you on the roll for longer.
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And you are now that old person your 18 self used to mock
Load More Replies...The last one...I go from normal to annoyed more quickly with each passing year...
You also have to buy your own kibble and pay your own vet bills
Mine too. Have a little black chap with a greying face.. 🥰
Load More Replies...I think I got old without getting to be an adult. But I'm pretty sure no one has rumbled me.
Diana Divecha, Ph.D., who is a Berkeley-based developmental psychologist focusing on the science of how children, teens, and families grow and develop, told Bored Panda that “developmental scientists consider adulthood to begin when the prefrontal cortex, the front-most region of the brain, finishes developing, at around 25 years of age.”
“This area is most well-known for its ‘executive function,’ or being the ‘manager’ of oneself. It supports abilities like planning ahead, regulating emotions and impulsivity, complex thought and reasoning, problem-solving and decision-making, and managing one’s attentional focus,” she explained.
OMG that is so me. They do it on purpose so that we have to do through the whole store again and buy what we don't need or want.
They just remodeled our Kroger. Went in once and decided we are eating out from now on.
Tell me about it! Tesco does this every now and then and it really winds me up
Yep! Though all it does is make me leave the shop muttering (well, maybe not exactly muttering) angrily. Zero patience when shopping. Not for nothing do I do it online now. Re-arrange my Favourites List at your peril Tesco! Or Sainsbury/Asda etc (zero loyalty also). I would highly recommend it - the substitutes can be a source of amusement too (though to be fair it's usually very good).
Load More Replies...Why do they do this!.. is someone actually getting paid just to mess with us?
The theory is that by passing more products you'll be tempted and buy more than you intended or need. Probably based on some random piece of research in 1950. A lot of people just experience sheer frustration.
Load More Replies...Does anyone else makes the shopping list writing the products in the order you will find them in the store? I always do that so when they rearrange the place they spoil my mood!!!
Just moved. New grocery stores. Pissed and feeling awkward trying to figure out where my usuals are.
I have left catts full of stuff for this reason. The 2nd or 3rd time i have to backtrack to find where something is, I'm just going to the little store closer to home and spend more money. I'll spend an extra buck to save the little sanity i have left!
I got mad when they did that at age 15. I hate change. Nothing should ever change in my environment. Of course I say this only because changes in my environment tend to cause me panic attacks, but it's still annoying!!!
It is nearing 8:00 pm now, and my husband is looking for a movie, and I'm like nope, too late mister.
When I was young, I could drink a quart of whiskey and party until 4:00 am and still be on a very physical job by 7:30. Then do it again.
Dr. Divecha pointed out that in WEIRD societies (Western, Educated, Industrial, Rich, Democratic), the onramp to adulthood has become very long—about 10 to 15 years. She thinks of ‘entering adulthood’ as having three phases:
“The first phase begins with puberty, when the sex hormones begin their real job, to remodel the brain to prepare for adulthood. This is when respect from the peer group takes on new importance as nature prepares young people to leave the nest and eventually form new social groups.”
“But this can be a bumpy period at first, so it’s helpful for teens to stay open and optimistic and to have a few different peer groups. It’s also easy to be impulsive in this phase, so cultivating discernment (wise decision-making and action) and taking a moment to think before acting can be helpful, and at times, even life-saving,” Dr. Divecha said.
I should be sleeping / The early bird gets the worm / Lark Sparrow tomorrow
Well this was confusing because I'm going to Sparrow Lake tomorrow
Load More Replies...Why do my knees hurt/did on sleep on them strangely/time to take motrin.
All the bills are paid. The kids have gone to college. Snow falls on Mount Fuji.
Still not minding the pandemic restricting my non-existent social activities.
We have 3 social events we have to attend before this year is over. I wish it was 2022.
I personally want to be a chunky, pampered house-cat basking in beams of sunlight.
My 18 yr old granddaughter a couple of years ago "I don't cook". Me " Well at some point you're going to have to..." Then I came to my senses. If she can manage it, more power to her!
According to the developmental psychologist, the second phase is identity exploration—when we ask ourselves questions like: ‘Who am I?’ ‘What’s important to me?’ And ‘Where do I fit in?’
“This is a period of great creativity, so to the extent possible, it’s helpful to try new things and explore possible interests,” Divecha explained. “Some will fit, others won't, but all will be helpful information about what matters to each individual. Learn how the world works: Get real-world work experience, learn how corporations and social media manipulate the public for profit, work on real-world problems, and find adult mentors—they offer crucial bridges to adulthood. And finally, learn practical skills like cooking, laundry, cleaning, and personal finance, as well as interpersonal communication and emotion-regulation skills.”
The third phase is early adulthood, usually defined by first commitments to jobs/careers and relationships. “Learning from mentors and gaining emotional and interpersonal skills are important. Flexibility and adaptability are key, too, as young adults frequently change jobs until they land one that feels like a good fit or create their own independent/entrepreneurial path,” Divecha said.
Hense the four day work week movement. A day of rest, a day of chores and a day to socialize. All things humans need to live a happy, healthy, productive life.
My goodness, I would kill for a four day work week. There's such a strange fascination in the United States and other parts of the world now about constantly being busy at work- it almost becomes a bragging right for some people. No, being a workaholic and being forced to be "switched-on" 24/7 isn't healthy.
Load More Replies...The sad thing is, for a while there, I felt guilty about both... doing things and not doing things. Thankfully, that phase has passed. Now I am fine with not doing things.
My attitude used to be that I had all of retirement to do nothing. So, here I am, gleefully doing not one darn thing of any importance. And, man, does it ever feel great.
I dislike these sponges. I only use them for cleaning my bath and toilet seat
don't use them. just use a cloth dishrag and replace with clean ones every day.
Wet or dry location? Is it a warm light? How many lumens? What's it's equivalent in incandescent wattage? These are very important questions.
Remember when you were little and summer lasted forever?
Load More Replies...F**k Bezos. (Not literally. Having a shitty character really does make a person viscerally revolting.)
I don't buy from Amazon, I just spend way too long looking at the lightbulb selection in Tesco's.
Some scientists who study the brain and nervous system say the age at which you become an adult (which is different for everyone) might even be your 30s. One argument they use is that people around 18 years of age are still going through changes in the brain, which can affect behavior and make them more likely to develop mental health disorders.
“What we’re saying is that to have a definition of when you move from childhood to adulthood looks increasingly absurd,” Professor Peter Jones, from Cambridge University, told BBC News. “It’s a much more nuanced transition over three decades.”
I am literally watching this episode right now. How creepy is that???
Shower at 9:00 Brush teeth at 9:15 In bed by 9:30. There is no 10:00 P.M. anymore.
Seriously though when did 10 become late? When I used to work during daylight hours I was toast by 8pm lol.
Nope. I'm the old git yelling at overtaking cars, "well you should have left the house earlier then shouldn't you twatface!"
Nope that's youth. Old age is when you stop running and smile instead.
Oh, this coming winter's gas bill in the UK is going to be far from fun! 😨 Think I'll be too scared to put my heating on.
The deeper into adulting you get, the more braver you become to sink 50% of your months income into those energy saving bulbs. But you become the Snoop when you see your bill slashed in half the next month, and even more like a Snoop years later when you realized you haven't had to replace and buy a light bulb since.
Jones thinks that structures like the education system, the health system, and the legal system simply make it convenient for themselves by having definitions. Strange, isn't it? How many countries consider their citizens mature adults when they reach the age of 18 and allow them to vote, buy alcohol, and get a mortgage, even though hitting that number doesn't automatically transform you into a reasonable human being?
However, Professor Jones believes experienced criminal judges recognize the difference between a 19-year-old defendant and a “hardened criminal” in their late 30s. “I think the system is adapting to what’s hiding in plain sight, that people don't like (the idea of) a caterpillar turning into a butterfly,” he said. “There isn't a childhood and then adulthood. People are on a pathway; they’re on a trajectory.”
And obviously for everybody on this planet it's the same (front right) burner! 😂😂😂
Back Left Burner! Easy to stir with my right hand, and far enough back that my huge rambunctious dog can't tip the pot over when she has a case of the Zoomies.
My hob has five - I use the middle one! Also, clumsy people in my house (me) so I prefer the ones at the back in case a pan handle accidentally gets left sticking out.
The one they are pointing to is the largest. I use the left front because my stove tends to run too hot. I haven't figured out how to adjust it.
Unless of course, you are born into money. In which case, go for it champ.
Load More Replies...“You can be anything you want to be when you grow up” “Santa is real” ah the lies people tell their children
and the tooth faerie is collecting your teeth for good intentions
Load More Replies...Me in grade 5: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. (My teacher giving me books and articles on astronomy waaay past my age for understanding). Answer: girls can't be astronauts. Adult me: The same age as Sally Ride was when she went into space. Liars!
Disillusioned parents continue to perpetuate this blatant lie. Then they wonder why their kids are shoving them into the worst nursing homes.
Me as a kid: I can't wait to grow up. Me now at 22: Welp, f**k this s**t.😑🔫
Load More Replies...MY butts baggy do that count - it do match my eyes?
Load More Replies...I have all of those things. Adulthood accomplished. Does that mean I get to retire now?
For me, it's a box full of power cords and chargers I haven't used in 15 years that I finally throw out, only to need one two days after and have to go buy it. Now I can't throw anything out, ever...
Reaching adulthood doesn't mean we stop changing. “Some core aspects of personality, like sensitivity, reactivity, or easy-going-ness, tend to be pretty stable from early in life throughout the lifespan. But your ability to know yourself and learn to express and manage your personality in fulfilling ways can improve a lot over time,” Divecha said. “You can learn when and how to modulate your personality to fit a situation better, or on the other hand, change your situation to fit your personality better.”
“And yet, outside events can still come along and radically change you. For example, if you had a rough start in life, a good relationship or therapy later in adulthood can transform the rest of your life for the better. On the other hand, if your life has been going okay and you suddenly experience great adversity, that, too, can change you forever. The brain remains flexible throughout the lifespan but is more easily adaptable early in life.”
So continue scrolling through the pictures, and maybe they will entertain you and teach you something.
Agree. Shame they are made to fit only something like ten percent of kitchen sinks
Load More Replies...Asi - It would be, not to mention the dishes and bowls are not protected from dust and splash from the sink. The whole look is too commercial for me.
Load More Replies...I have something very similar to this... inside the dishwasher! An invention that my back has been thanking me getting for so many years.
Got to confess - I'm very fond of my dishwasher too! Broke down during the first Covid lockdown and they weren't seen as necessary so we had to wait for it to be fixed. Fortunately washing machines WERE seen as necessary! Phew...
Load More Replies...We have built in cabinets for that in italy! In every kitchen. It's the most convenient thing ever
😅 In case you aren't being sarcastic: This isn't for storing your dishes. It's a drying rack for when you wash your dishes if you don't have a dishwasher. It takes up less counter space than a regular drying rack, and water drips directly into the sink as they dry.
Load More Replies...I wouldn't be so excited about the little bowls dripping on my knives, though :-/
If you really value your knives, you should hand wash them and dry them immediately—letting them air dry or putting them in the dishwasher dulls the blade.
Load More Replies...Not a fan. Looks messy. Just out things in the dishwasher, then put them away.
I don't have a dishwasher. I use a dish rack when I'm washing the dishes but it doesn't go above the sink it goes next to it, and gotta be careful the water off the washed dishes doesn't spill to the floor. Maybe this is for hand washing?
Load More Replies...Omg .. how did you see my laundry room. Hamper is making a suspicious beeping sound as I pull it in.
So very true - has anyone ever touched their face to see if they have their glasses on? Am I the only idiot?)
or rather replace it with cleaning the house
Load More Replies...Toss in a kid or two, maybe an older relative you care for, volunteer work, and shopping. Extreme doesn't even scratch the reality of adulthood.
DO THE WORKOUT IN THE MORNING. That's what I do, I don't want it looming over my head all day.
Same. Used to do a workout and then commute to my job in London. I have no idea how looking back..! Now I still do it in the morning but I have a job where I work from home and that makes it a lot easier!
Load More Replies...Work 8,5 hours a day, come home, no workout, (maybe) cook. And still it feels like there's barely any time to just chill and hang out in the evening T____T
I know people who get up earlier in the morning just to be able to workout before going to work. Yeah, you read that right.
Where are the darn instructions! I've gone this far on a wing and a prayer, but I really need a manual or something to complete this journey.
My position in life is so top secret that even I'm not allowed to know what I'm doing...
I'm watching my youngest kid try to figure out how to handle her 14 year old daughter. HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA
I'm an adult, I know not what to do for me! But boy can I tell other people how to do things!
How Can I Share Adult Memes Without Causing Offense?
If your audience is someone you just met, a couple of icebreakers may be a better choice. This way, you’ll get to know them and eventually will be able to decide whether or not they’re the right audience. If you’re really itching to share some adult jokes, do so with friends you know best and only if you’re sure they will appreciate it.
You still Young Hun, Don't Overwork yourself though we can do that at any Age.
I will ask the entire comment section. Tell me your favorite dinosaur!? I'll go first, my favorite is a triceratops because Land Before Time. Your turn comment section!
I am sixty years old, and my new favorite dinosaur is the Nigersaurus, the "lawnmower dinosaur"!
Quetzalcoatlus because it's flipping massive. Honsetly, didn't know jack about dinosaurs until my son got into them. He's 4 and can tell you every kind of dinosaur "that's a pachycephalasaurus. It hit's things with it's head"
Spinosaurus. First, because they look frightening and did hunt on land and at sea. Second, because they are so ancient that they aren't even dinosaurs any more, just saurs.
This is not being an "adult adult", this is being a "they've just opened the cage" adult. Adult adults know what to eat because they can't afford to eat s**t anymore.
I’m adult adult at 64. When do I have to stop eating chocolate? When I’m dead dead.
Load More Replies...I eat like a 4-year old. There are nights when a slice of pie is supper. I truly have no idea why I'm still alive.
I kick a**e at cooking healthy meals too - I just don't like eating them!
Load More Replies...First day at first job in NYC 1963: I want a piece of cake with a scoop of ice cream for lunch. Waitress: Really? You're going to get fat! Have a salad.
When I'm acting like an adult whilst food shopping, my inner child is throwing a tantrum because I'm avoiding the snack, sweets, biscuit and ice cream aisles. "Want. NOW!"
Celebrating selective memory loss. Would take an elderly friend to lunch. Cake and drinks arrived first. Ate cake. Main course arrived, ate it. "Should we have dessert?" Do I tell her she's already had it, or get more cake?
I'm an adult at76 and I eat what the hell I can 'cause I can't afford decent food on a pension!
Me at 37: “Oh. Rich c***s. Not gonna watch that.”
Load More Replies...Me in mid 50s: wonder how much the granite adds to the value of the house when I am gone. (Gotta leave something for the kids)
yep, just like BET is the black people network. it's not a bad thing to have a target audience demographic. I imagine it helps immensely with obtaining sponsors.
Load More Replies...Me at 5 : mom can we watch SpongeBob Me 10: what do I want to watch? SpongeBob of course. Me 17 ( now) but mom I love SpongeBob why won’t you let me watch it Mom: it’s annoying af Me 50: soongebobbbbbbbbbbbbbb Me in the coffin: I’m still alive! Lemme just watch SpongeBob one last time before I die
Can't watch HGTV because it's based in realty, which I'm desperately trying to escape. So, my viewing habits are more like a teenagers.
I believe the acronym is Home and Garden TeleVision - it's about renovating your home/property - it's target audience is, to a fault, upper/middle class. Doesn't even try to be all inclusive. But I guess that's how it goes when you have to pander to advertisers - you pick your demographic and go all in. It's easy to find whole channels dedicated to a single demographic, though - BET for example (Black Entertainment Television, for African Americans).
Load More Replies...My husband gets nervous when I watch HGTV—it means I’m getting ideas.
Everyone: Just stop buying Starbucks and you can afford granite countertops….
LOL Telling my bf I'm going to bed and sleeping. One hour later, laying in bed curious about what's going on on FB knowing full well if I log on he'll see I'm awake.
Same my almost hubby busts me all the time and I hide under covers like I'm 5 and giggle lmao.
Load More Replies...I fall asleep in the sofa in front of the TV. Then I go to bed to sleep properly, and suddenly I am wide awake.
When I crash in bed I sleep like a log and then wake up and I cannot fall asleep again untill I get up and move around like using the bathroom and then getting back in bed. Use full for taking naps not so useful when I’m tired and half sleep at 3 am and can’t fall back asleep bit I don’t wanna drag my ass outta bed but my bladddrrs screaming at me or my arm is sore or something
Wait-- you're getting paid for that $hit? Can you hook me up?
Load More Replies...The 2nd notable thing about adults is how we all discuss this amongst ourselves.
First rule of Insomniac Club: Always talk about Insomniac Club.
Load More Replies...Most of the time I can fall asleep in like 7 minutes and it drives my boyfriend nuts
Or you wait until you do all the chores so that you can sit with a book, but it's already 11 PM and you just fall asleep half through the page
Or do what I call "reading with your face" when I wake up in bed with my nose pressed into the binding
Load More Replies...I really miss reading. I was a voracious reader up until about 10 years ago. I had to ban myself from reading in bed, because I was staying up until 4am, doing the "just one more chapter" thing. Not good when you have to work in the morning! And I pretty much haven't read a book since. I spend hours reading crap on the WWW, though...
Jokes aside, I think it's the graphic presentation of it + situational context. Nobody expects instant messages to be long (that luxury is only allowed for e-mails, and it better be something important, or from someone you love). A book, on the other hand, it's printed neatly, with some illustrations maybe, and the more you paid for it, the longer you expect it to be.
Load More Replies...For me it's not the reading of long emails or texts, it's the replying. I will read it and be like 'ill reply later' then the email is still there 2 months later
I read the whole Harry Potter series in one month in 5th grade!! H.P. is AMAZING!!!!
Or your vision gets so bad you can only read a book for 20 minutes and your vision is blurry for the next hour.
How Often Do Adults Laugh Per Day?
According to research, adults laugh only about 15 times per day. It might seem a lot at first, but considering that we, as children, are used to laughing around 400 times a day, the current number becomes much more worrying.
So, to pump those numbers up, you can always try out adult jokes that speak best to the grown-ups. Sure, easygoing puns can also crack a few laughs, but as we grow older, we become more serious and less prone to laughing outbursts, so more heavy artillery is needed.
I feel your pain, I have always had a problem with noise. Right now I have workmen drilling outside my flat for a whole 3 weeks, driving me crazy.
Noise is the worst, I call noise - people speaking to me, phones ringing, buzzes squeaks and pops of all kinds of electronic equipment!
Load More Replies...I've always been that way. When I was seven I told my parents I hated school because "I can't stand all those screaming kids"
Try not being able to filter sounds. I hear everything around me all at once.
Same. My spouse and brother can both ignore alarms, kids outside, someone arguing, etc. The only way I can ignore anything is to have earbuds in-- I can never tune out stuff on my own.
Load More Replies...Misophonia afflicts me. It’s hard to explain the feeling of rage if something is a surprise loud noise. Much worse the older I get although never been one for nightclubs. I’d walk into those places 20 years ago and shut down. Recently I was in a lecture, the professor had the volume up to max, clicked on a clip and jolted the group awake. I had to leave I was so shaken by this, felt like I was going to vomit.
Load More Replies...Oh yes...lovely king sized bed, freshly washed linens, line dried so you can smell the sun on them. Fluffy pillows, fluffy quilt. Add in a couple of cuddly cats and voila! Bed is truly the best place to be.
I have this wonderful heated mattress topper, to lie in a toasty warm comfortable bed at night is delicious and I am lucky to have these things.
I love my bed, and I think my bed loves me. It's the longest and most fulfilling relationship I've had.
Insomniac again - don't even enter bedroom but I do wear 'jammies a lot!
You ever get your bed popping into your workday just to come say hi? In your head, I mean; I'm not crazy. Sometimes when I miss my bed I'll just curl up under my desk and fall asleep there like a cat or something.
Being excited for the weekend because I don’t have to get up early or wake up my husband a hundred times, then he wakes up early and wakes me up.
Yep, washing never does. Unless you decide to embrace a nude lifestyle wherever possible!
Load More Replies...Right now there's a pile of dirty dishes calling for me, but I intend to ignore their pleas until tomorrow. Maybe.
I just hang every thing back up as soon as I change clothes. Unless there is a noticeable stain or smell, it doesn't get washed. No smells when you use a natural deodorant stone. Underwear, socks and towels are the only stuff that gets washed. (I live alone, that helps)
Lol right! Or cottage cheese container, take out containers that came with lids last month...
Load More Replies...Bit are there matching lids is the question hrre.
Load More Replies...When you have time, you have no money, and when you have money you have no free time.
Also Tupperware. Learning why Mom said never to put tomato sauce in it...
This day and age you need your own money to purchase said Tupperware theses days!
Tapes were simpler to do, no computer skills necessary just ninja like reflexes for the start and end of songs...
Yeah, but the bloody radio announcer would always talk over the intro and end of every song!
Load More Replies...My brother used to walk through the house so heavily that it would throw off the burn and I'd get a coaster. Good times.
Haha what about mixed tapes? What about connecting 2 vcrs so you could record a movie 😂😂
Seriously, when the songs of your teenage years are playing in grocery stores (or worse, elevators). THAT'S when this gets you.
On the plus side: There are loads of youtube videos where young people "discover" amazing music from the time when I was young so I can feel superior to these kids who never heard of Led Zeppelin or Fleetwood Mac.
Led Zeppelin is my favorite band of all time and Kashmir is my favorite song of theirs!
Load More Replies...It's when they play "throwbacks" and they're so new you don't recognise them
Please don't remind me! I was in secondary school when that came out (14yo)
Load More Replies...My grandperants generation still danced to 30's music when they got old. My perants generation still danced to 50 music when they got old. How the hell am I going to dance to Hardhouse and Trance when I get old!?! :D
Ah. They play it on classic hits radio where I am 😅 but I love them! I'm a 20th century gal lol
Load More Replies...Was at work and was looking for music to listen to. They listed 80's as OLDIES!!! 8-0
I understand that we need to work to earn money to pay bills to stay alive. But what is the team goal here? What are we all trying to achieve as a hive? Far as I can tell, there is no objective. No big boss to defeat. We just grind through our lives and then die. No fanfares when you win the game. Not even a 'congratulations' screen with end credits. Just cold, lonely death. Um... sorry, I guess.
Nah, you're right. I just think we might as well try and enjoy it while we are here.
Load More Replies...Nope, but unless you are rich they take a dim view if you use theft as a means to pay your bills. Also, in many countries there is an official retirement age (or number of years working for qualifying) before you can access your state pension.
Load More Replies...When I left school you were expected, being female, to work until you were 60. Now seems like I will be in my 70's before I get my pension, which I have been paying since the day I started work.
And me, but dumb me and not smart real me am I smart? I think I’m smart I’m in the accelerated math program, but i, really slow I’m so dumb.
Load More Replies...This happened to so many kids, myself included. When it is drilled into you that you are naturally, effortlessly smart, not only does the pressure become enormous but you start to believe the hype, then when challenges start to appear, you refuse to try rather than fail. The bright side is, having reached the grand old age of 43 with little to no actual useful knowledge or skills, I still love learning and exercising my brain. This time with no pressure 🤓
This. Add to the fact that we were not allowed to practice or make mistakes, yet still bring home straight A's while ignoring the social part of our development, and yeah. Haven't exactly lived up to my "potential". Hell, I even stopped hearing the word in my 30s. Another life well spent, hooray.
Load More Replies...Your child has so much potential - you must be proud. The worst thing a teacher can say about you.
I just pictured kids crying for their mum and an adult crying back "i want my mommy too!!!!" I think that would make them stop and look shocked😅😅😅
Load More Replies...Sorry kids at my age I've stopped making decisions - you on your own kids!
Happened to me once. Freaked me out. Made a pact with myself to never, ever be the oldest person in the room to avoid this in the future.
Just wait til you hit 40 when that muscle you pulled 7 years ago never healed, you've been in physical therapy at least twice, the anxiety now comes with depression, the cords have had a million babies, your dealing with aging parents who need your help, and you STILL have over 50k in student loan debt! Can't wait to see what 50 has in store!
I have a box of string. You never know when that 4" piece will be needed.
By the time you turn 30, that's when your anxiety is supposed to go away!
That's a lie. Anxiety is not supposed to go away. Anxiety has now it's own will.
Load More Replies...you're adulting healthy I guess ? =) I have 2 and I'm almost proud 🙃
Load More Replies...This is why my massage practice is so successful. So yeah massage therapy is not going obsolete anytime soon if you're an adult looking for a new direction!!
Load More Replies...I like how all of these keep referencing 'adults' as being in their 30s for aches and pains. I WISH I had the aches and pains I did back then. Wait until the 40s or 50s!
30s is when you first start noticing the decline. Like the first knee injury that never actually heals
Load More Replies...tsss... youngsters these days... I just turned 57 and I managed to drink half a bottle of red wine after a cocktail and before a digestive.
So tough being an adult, but a lot of good things come with it too :) as a child I couldn't wait to be an adult, and am happy to be one.
No. Adulthood is better than childhood. Well, better than *my* childhood, anyway.
Hell, I didn’t have even close to the worst childhood and it still had enough shittiness that I’m glad it’s over. My high school classmates were really nice, though.
Load More Replies...Stifle the urge to laugh in their little innocent faces. With any luck you'll still be around when they reach that fateful day. That's when you laugh your blank off.
Can't wait to be a teenager, can't wait to drive, can't wait to be 18, then 21, then 25 for cheaper car insurance, then 40 hits, and bam, I need glasses, age 50 hits, and now a sneeze throws your back out for two weeks, by age 60 your joints make more noise than a bowl of Rice Krispies.
"Depresso" Well s**t. And all my life I thought I'd been getting espressos
Not my Knees but the old back and neck - getting diagnosed was a bitch - but I do have an accessible parking permit -whoopee s**t!
I've been saying that since high school. Snap, Crackle, Crunch every time I walk. Sounds as If I'm getting followed.
Load More Replies...Nope thats not an age thing. I've had that issue since puberty due to thyroid problems. You can have stiff joints at ANY age.
Suddenly snap crackle and pop are no longer names from rice krispies but are sounds your body makes to open a box of cookies.
Better yet, when they turn to titanium because they already gave up years ago.
My parents went out of their way to avert this because I was really shy as a kid and they didn’t want me to be unable to advocate for myself. They’d be like “hey, wanna do this cool fun grown-up thing?” And then whichever employee my preteen self dealt with was way nicer than the bullies at my school so the experience taught me that calling and making appointments was good. (And when I became a customer service employee myself, you wouldn’t worry so much about what employees think of you if you knew how seldom I did.)
Most of the jobs I had in my 20s and 30s required heavy telephone usage, so I look like that dog anytime I have no choice but to speak on my phone. I think a ringing phone is more irritating than an alarm clock. I silently grumble to myself why the F is my husband calling me instead of just texting it?!? There's a voice to text feature dude, use it! I won't even enable voicemail because I'm not going to listen to it.
Right?! They can never hear you, then you end up talking on top of each other, then you can't hear them and in the end, your food is wrong. Yay!
Load More Replies...Hello, this is dog... I'd like to make an appointment to have my human neutered...
I work at a pharmacy and cannot BELIEVE the number of "twentysometings" who have their mommies order and pick up their medication! Even if the kid comes in, they have to be coached by their parents! The world is going to hell.
Hahaha this reminds me of my honey asking me to call in sick for him. I won't do it.
Had one asshole Dr. that would not let me do this -She now has one of he worst rep's in town!
Yay! It's Peggy Bundy (nee Wanker) from Married with Children! :D
Do NOT squander your precious weekends! Make plans to lie around, stuff your face, nap a third time in front of the TV. Life is short. Waste it while you're young.
I am so glad and proud when I manage to do chores in the weekend... Sounds a little bit sad 😂
I'm like that too. I spent 6 hours in the garden last weekend and I couldn't stop congratulating myself!
Load More Replies...Ah you were able to get off the couch to the door and back for the pizza an amazing achievement
More like don’t have kids lol, almost feel bad for everyone else but then I slept for 12 hours just because
Load More Replies...Yank the bottom one out -problem solved - may need band aids!
Load More Replies...Chongqing, China. Bejing architects MAD skyscraper with gardens at each level.
Load More Replies...There always seems to be more dishes than I own when it's washing-up time and never enough when I'm trying to plate something up. What's that about? It's like there's an inter-dimensional hole in my kitchen constantly spitting out dirty dishes and stealing clean ones. I want to stop it but I don't know how. Help.
And then, just when you're finished with all of them, there's that ONE dirty pot on the stove! OR, someone comes and puts a dirty dish in the sink. While you're still standing there. Glaring.
Yup! I just finished the dishes. Now I'll try not to eat anything that requires a dish just to see my empty sink for awhile. It never ends!! Lol
Load More Replies...I still cringe at how bad I was at cleaning up my kitchen when I was in my 20’s and 30’s. If I could go back in time, I’d do it differently. This is seriously something I’ve thought of (at 50!) when I can’t sleep now!
Important tip. Never stack the dirty dishes in the sink. You'll need to use it to wash the one bowl and fork that you keep re using when everything else is dirty
Do I at least get a lollipop? Pleeeeeeeeease?!! I came here all by myself and crossed the road and everything!
The dental hygienist at home gives stickers to adults she knows are scared. I nominate her for sainthood.
Load More Replies...My daughter gets the cool bandaids after her shots. One was pink with a pirate skull! I only ever get the boring brownish ones :-(
Aww. Buy some for yourself and change out when you get in the car! =)
Load More Replies...Anyone else casually look at the bowl of candy on the counter and consider taking a piece?? I cry a little inside when they don't offer me some.
I'm old, most Doctors these days could not give a s**t about you just as long as the money keeps rolling in. In my case the Dr. did not want to wear a mask he got COVID - don't know how many he infected but he did not die. Why?
No! We never get lollipops! And what about the treasure chest at the dentist? Huh? Adulthood screwed me out of so many sticky wall crawlers.
Doctor is not scary... but the dentist! It's like a mini-heart attack every time.
I had the best (“painless”) dentist of all time and he still had to remind me not to bite him.
Load More Replies...Feeling on top of the world! ... Then you get 10 more tasks because you just finished one.
Oh good you finished something. Here, do this task that other, higher paid, employee hasn't been doing.
Weeks? Ha! I finally consolidated my three 401ks, which I've been putting off for years. The feeling of accomplishment was intoxicating. ;)
It's a relief to pay the bills now. Get it paid and don't have to worry about it until next month. Now it's just worrying about being able to feed yourself until the next pay day and wondering what's wrong with forging for herbs on the side of the highway.
I thought it meant once you pay your scheduled bills there's jack left over for you
Load More Replies...As one French comic once put it... (and I paraphrase) "The only issue is making it to the end of the month... it's the last 30 days that are the hardest!"
but thats what the relatives are for. Its their problem now
Load More Replies...I'll be able to afford a cardboard box and a hole in my back yard when I'm 142. Retirement at last!
Have given it a lot of thought over the years, and between pension, savings, and Social Security, I should be able to retire about three weeks after I die.
I was just about to type what Julia typed below! Near WC's at all times!
More benches/chairs in public/public buildings! (DMV I am looking at you.)
I take my own seat (with wheels and electric motor) and the option I want is to be able to leave whenever I want
There are indeed online tests to determine which kind of bread you are. I am a banana bread. I have never made, eaten or even seen a banana bread and don’t think I‘d like it :(
i wrote the same thing but i checked if anyone else did! i am sour and i am doughy.
Load More Replies...Oh screw that. I’m not conforming to the little idiots. No. Nope. Uh uh.
I love the word "yeet" - makes me giggle every time one of my nephews use it!
My 8 year old granddaughter says this a lot. I have no idea what it means
The best thing about childhood: the summer lasts forever. The best thing about adulthood: you have lots and lots of reading choices.
This is absolutely, irrefutably true! My theory is that when you're a two year old and another year passes, it's an entire one-third of your life so it feels like a long time. But when you are fifty and a year passes, OMG, it's only 2% of your life and it ends practically before it starts.
How old were you when you figured out that "life gets faster now?" I was around 16 and I'm curious to know about others :)
When I was 17 and finished high school. The last 34 years have been a blip.
Load More Replies...i prefer the ALLL day drinking, but I do agree with you
Load More Replies...I like both, I drank from 12:30pm until 2:00am last weekend and still got up at 8am and took the dogs out, it can be done.
Well, jokes on adulthood, I'm actually good at standing while everyone is jumping.
That's because once you get to a certain age you just don't give a $=/_ anymore.
Load More Replies...Yes. Or not even life changing news, just quick intense meetings where we realize we're still the same people and we still love each other. And we support and advice each other, or just become an ear and a shoulder, whatever is needed. I do miss my friends. But life is so busy 😭... I'm always overwhelmed by the many things life requires of me.
Or being able to simply bend over to pick up the thing you dropped, rather than it being a major hassle as you rearrange your feet, take it slow and brace yourself on the nearest thing that doesn't move.
As someone with scoliosis who is really suffering today, I SO hear this!
And I had to look closely that the ‘necklace’ wasn’t made of hair…
Load More Replies...Orthostatic hypotension aka postural hypotension. When you stand up, your heart has to beat slightly harder to increase your blood pressure so that it can pump blood into your brain against the slightly increased gravity due to the height of your head. The delay in this adjustment causes a drop in the amount of blood reaching the brain, causing the symptoms we experience.
Also, $35 at the grocery store, hah! That's more like a dollar store run for wrapping paper and a bow, I end up spending $35!
Just $35 at the grocery store? How about $68. And I needed more than Shampoo and Parm cheese when I went in, but my memory is shot and I can't even remember to write stuff on my shopping list. I only spent $68 because my back &/or knees hurt too much to go down any aisles I didn't see something I needed from the end I was standing at. Or I only spent $68 because my toddler took off before I could grab something I needed and I forgot what that even was by the time I caught her.
Some nice crunchy lettuce and broccoli do be sounding nice right now
I’m a young person but I’m also very tired all the time. Does this mean it just doesn’t get better?
Then you argue about who is more tired, and how the other person does not understand how tired you are.
If your washer has a good spin cycle it's not really an issue. I've left clothes for days with out any smells resulting. Not on purpose, just a very long brain fart.
Aren't you worried that it's actually just YOU that can't smell them? Some people do have a more sensitive nose than others after all.
Load More Replies...Mold shirt! If you leave your clothes long enough in the washing machine, you get a new room mate! 😂😂😂
My washer has Bluetooth and it sends me a text when I the cycle is finished...now if I could just find my phone so I can receive it.
Is this an ADHD thing or a “living in a country where dryers are common” thing? In Auckland, you don’t waste sunlight.
It isn't a dryer/weather thing. Wet clothes start to smell very quickly and if you don't hang them out, or dry them in some way, they'll get whiffy.
Load More Replies...... and they stink from the damp. So they need to be washed again... and the cycle continues...
Haha I don't trust me at all. Make all my decisions for me please.
Or you become Squidward... Hating everybody because everybody sucks.
But aren't we supposed to have coupons? I'm dating myself, aren't I?
But let’s not forget that she has someone who’s paid to keep her looking like that 💋💋💋
30th birthday : my life can begin at last! All this suffering is over, now the fun starts!
You can skip the "social life" part. It is just a myth and a useless effort, social life does not exist in real life.
I don't know, I still get pretty stoked when I fire up Back To The Future, Top Gun or Ghostbusters.
Load More Replies...Okay, while not childhood, I do cry happy tears while trying to sing the opening credit song for Stargate SG-1 at the top of my lungs after not watching the series for a while ... "BabababaBAA baba BAA"
Yess!! Well that's my earworm sorted for the day, ha ha! Scifi tv and movies have some of the greatest music ever. :D
Load More Replies...Watching Sapphire and Steel (scary kids series) as an adult in the hope that it will cure the nightmares you still have from seeing it as a child. Worked quite well. Still scared of the faceless man though
What I hate is when you watch childhood movies and/or television shows and realize just how s**t they are.
try making friends in your 50s-60s. You just don't go to enough places and talk to enough people to find that friend chemistry with someone as easily. We moved to a different state when I was 48 and I have had two best friends here and both have moved/are moving away. Now I need a new best friend again. Back home, I had like 5 best friends I knew for 20-40 years. It's not so easy now meeting new people.
I agree with you Katie Lutesinger 1000%. I often hear myself say these very words lol
same for my Nook. it's like all my friends are right there in one place.
Load More Replies...Reset password. "New password cannot be the same as old password" *explodes*
Remember to moisturize those paw pads and check your ears for mites
No, I classify it as part of the Orange Group: Cheetos, Orange Crush, and cheddar cheese.
Load More Replies...Because the food at home and the bills took all of your money and you can't afford anything else
I used to hug that wall. Glorious cool wall. Never had to turn it over like the pillows. Just unlimited, non-judgmental coolness. Wife's put the bed in the middle now. I hate her.
Load More Replies...We have the big bed pushed against 3 walls and have it half-enclosed with a book case. We basically sleep in a nest. :D
I never liked the bed in the corner. That's where the spiders like to be.
But that way you have only one side where the monster can come from under the bed
Load More Replies...Brilliant. Loved it. Hate that it was downvoted so I’m standing up for it. ☺️
Load More Replies...Omg what if...most of these are not symptoms of adulthood, but symptoms of existing within a dystopia as nothing more than an economic slave to a broken system?
Wages today are half of what they were 50 years ago but we still have the same expectations.
Load More Replies...I have hope that it gets better. Thanks
Load More Replies...Loved this Post. Old age isn't that bad it's worse. Why downvoted - that's where we elderly are going to the GREATDOWNVOTE!
It's official I'm an adult in a childs brain. LET MY HAVE A CHILDHOOD UNIVERSE!! please?
These were all pretty spot on. I'm old enough now to laugh at myself but not so old that I forget why I'm laughing...
Well I'm 15 and this is terrifying me- i wish adults would stop telling us that adulthood is basically feeling like s**t till you die and then wonder why we're unmotivated to work for our future (and also climate change and terrorism)
I am 73. With health issues. Just came back from fabulous three days of hiking in the rain. Photo ops galore. Soooo much fun. My hubby will be 84. He has health issues too. Big deal. Life is what you make it young or old. Don't give up. I love being a senior!!!!
Load More Replies...Bills I can deal with. To some degree I can at least avoid some of them if I'm savvy enough and doing it right. The worst thing about being an adult is watching your family members who were so strong and reliable from your childhood grow old and die.
Brilliant. Loved it. Hate that it was downvoted so I’m standing up for it. ☺️
Load More Replies...Omg what if...most of these are not symptoms of adulthood, but symptoms of existing within a dystopia as nothing more than an economic slave to a broken system?
Wages today are half of what they were 50 years ago but we still have the same expectations.
Load More Replies...I have hope that it gets better. Thanks
Load More Replies...Loved this Post. Old age isn't that bad it's worse. Why downvoted - that's where we elderly are going to the GREATDOWNVOTE!
It's official I'm an adult in a childs brain. LET MY HAVE A CHILDHOOD UNIVERSE!! please?
These were all pretty spot on. I'm old enough now to laugh at myself but not so old that I forget why I'm laughing...
Well I'm 15 and this is terrifying me- i wish adults would stop telling us that adulthood is basically feeling like s**t till you die and then wonder why we're unmotivated to work for our future (and also climate change and terrorism)
I am 73. With health issues. Just came back from fabulous three days of hiking in the rain. Photo ops galore. Soooo much fun. My hubby will be 84. He has health issues too. Big deal. Life is what you make it young or old. Don't give up. I love being a senior!!!!
Load More Replies...Bills I can deal with. To some degree I can at least avoid some of them if I'm savvy enough and doing it right. The worst thing about being an adult is watching your family members who were so strong and reliable from your childhood grow old and die.
