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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

    Holly Woods
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus these men are hairy, and creepy! Hairy and creepy!

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my... it looks like he's ready to bake his potatoes... And there's not enough blur on mesh-boy

    Alternathy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tinfoil cause you never know what those aliens are up to.

    Anita Wolf
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do kind of like the mustache though

    Lulu te
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always found it disturbing to see a guy wearing lace tops...dont know why but it gives me the creep. But these underwear?? Why?why would you think that's sexy on a men?

    Robbie Hannan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a package for you, it's wrapped in silver!

    Robbie Hannan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said it before and I'll say it again mesh undies should never be a thing.

    Pamela Gantt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's International Male's answer for a Burt Reynolds fantasy.

    Len Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Paul Barresi, John Travolta's old boyfriend/ f buddy.

    Len Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Paul Barresi, John Travolta's old boyfriend.

    Sexy hoe bitch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought a man could be so harry

    Gian Singh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure these are all still fashion of today. Ya'all with your disgusted by bodies and hair and stuff is hilarious.

    Shelley Handler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The love child of Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and a yeti.

    Pam Jackson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell was I in the 70’s?I really don’t remember any of this c**p!Apparently “ manscapping” was a millennial thing.......not so much in the 70’s!!!

    Carolina Marshall
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on 605 looks totally lost in his thoughts looking at 604. BTW I do believe guy 603\607 is Jewish...

    Cara Valente
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like body hair, but there is a limit, sir.

    Linda Roy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    604 is what the guys in #5 are wearing underneath

    Sarah Hearn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So done mDe underwear out of those mesh bags you can wash lingerie in.

    Kimberly Dunn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mesh underwear is all cool and breezy until the pubes start getting tangled up in the little holes.

    Natalie Beauchamp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever hear of a weed Wacker? Time to shave that sh!t

    Vicki-jayne Hayward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err Nope!! I'll take a rain check thanks.

    Ella Fritz
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually just cringed touching my screen to scroll down.

    Candice Stearns
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't find a hairier model?

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philips Bodygroom Pro...SOLD!

    Robyn Scott
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when you could purchase onions in a string bag.

    Missa Doucet
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. I can actually see their peens.

    rai mei
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this an ad for a s** toy shop??

    Rosie Bortoluzzi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lipstick lips... mmm...sexeeeee :)))

    Molly S
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I thought it was a hole in his shorts :D

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    Noz Zy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about this net stuff. It looks ridiculous!

    Hiruya
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disturbing. And way to hairy

    Dean Tea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porn Male Star ⭐️ For years

    lili baiyu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swarthy? No problem. We've got your back (hair.)

    Joanne Palmer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god why did I just eat breakfast.....*Gags*

    Julia Oud
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mustache is worse than the outfit

    Mikki Woodard
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waxing!!!!! Please learn to do it!!!!

    Tracy Moorhead
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should 606 the other way, it looks like he's checking 604.

    David
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE, too much. Close tab.

    White Snake
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eeeuu. all that ugly body hair! that mustache looks glued on.

    Aleksandra Kozłowska
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNCLE HENRY??? - I wonder who asked himself after seeing this pics

    Jennifer Blanchard
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you can still buy all these @ Fredericks of Hollywood?

    Rajani Sarasan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god!!! The hair! The hair! All that hair!!!! And fishnet! My eyes!! My eyes!!!!

    Paul Conrad
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can see thru the mesh!" "Oh, come on, now you're just spitting hairs."

    Jenna McCoy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad my Norse/Scot/Irish husband isn't all hairy like this.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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