There is a tired trope that women are not capable of coming up with funny jokes as men do. The infamous and hilarious female comedian Carol Burnett has re-told her story countless times about the path to her own variety TV show, and it always includes a variation of the phrase “comedy is a man’s game.” Well, it’s time to shut that old idea down.

Thanks to trailblazers like Burnett, countless funny women have since dominated TV, movies, stand-up comedy stages, Netflix and yes, even, Twitter. Social media has given us all a new platform to show off our best jokes, comedy chops, and funny tweets and some of our favorite accounts are run by women. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen's epic Twitter account you are seriously missing out on some comedy gold. Bored Panda has rounded up some of the best tweets from women on Twitter guaranteed to make you laugh! So scroll down below for some best puns delivered by the 'weaker' gender.

#1

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lookwhoshira Report

boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

The cat was like: "what the hell are they doing?"

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#2

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DeeTwoGd Report

MagicalUnicorn
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3 years ago

smooth

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#3

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alexaknierim Report

stellermatt
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3 years ago

*makes note for future*

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#4

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Rachel__Harper Report

IAmClearlyAverage
Community Member
3 years ago

I have an identical twin named Patrick, and we go to different schools in cork. To see if anyone would find out, we traded places for a day. (We take almost the exact same subjects, so we weren’t horribly confused during classes or anything.) the only time one of the students noticed something wrong was when I answered anseo múinteoir (Irish for here teacher) when William, one of my brothers classmates, was called. Neither of us got in any trouble

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#5

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natfos Report

Denis
Community Member
3 years ago

Did it work? If yes, I gotta have a chat with my sister

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#6

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cULTMOTHER Report

IAmClearlyAverage
Community Member
3 years ago

*“Hello yes period helpline what can I do for you?”* “Well the monthly blood renewal sounded like a good idea at first, but I’d like to cancel my subscription” *”ooh, sorry miss, but you still have another 28 years in your contract”*

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#7

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SJSchauer Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Considers adding more guns to the school environment by arming teachers but straws, they gotta go, they're dangerous!!!

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#8

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TheCheish Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

They are not emused...

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#9

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Madiford2 Report

Erwin Sanz
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats the origin of chick called

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#10

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emmabetsinger Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Also the sea is filled with things exclusively designed to kill you, sharks, jelly fish, swimming knives...I think I lost the metaphor

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#11

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PEACHYBLACKG0RL Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

so true....and so sad

Wiggity
Community Member
3 years ago

Bigly sad

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

It's almost as if he isn't a capable politician

Rosco Schmitt
Community Member
3 years ago

Because President Trump is not a bought and paid for politician. Winning.

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diane a
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Dangerous, dangerous, irresponsible man - threatens everyone, knee-jerk agressive reactions, seemingly answers to no-one. The world will be a safer place once he is gone

Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

I legitimately think he is senile and should be removed from office as being unfit for the responsibility.

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

he tweets like your grandad who hasn't learned how to turn caps lock off, everything is shouting.

Si
Community Member
3 years ago

If you look at the world’s history of violence and crime, it’s obvious that testosterone is the unstable hormone.

Bruce Kunde
Community Member
3 years ago

Well Hill isn't acting too sane lately

Mont
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, but imagine how emotionally unstable Hillary would be.

Mr. Re-in-act-ment
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, it's true. I mean hitler tried to invade and we kicked his *ss

Toni Howard
Community Member
3 years ago

Don’t see how his comment is unstable. it’s the damn truth people need to think before they threaten our country cause the military will bring down an ass beating the likes they’ve never even imagined under this president! Anyone who would sit by and allow thes people to threaten our way of life need to slap themselves and grow up

Sharon Ingram
Community Member
3 years ago

But it’s working! So THERE! Lol!

LaDonna Hulcy
Community Member
3 years ago

This Needs to be #1

Emmaline Yuzu
Community Member
3 years ago

can i upvote this a million times??

Patricia Ross
Community Member
3 years ago

bwahahahah

Claudia Espindola
Community Member
3 years ago

No kidding..

Rã Field
Community Member
3 years ago

..I am sure I heard that Trumps regular spray tanner wasn’t available for his daily look;got a 2nd lass in to which she overly sprayed him with a wood stain dark colour[as thought that was his colour] except she had it pre-made from her local hardware shop, ‘stating she believed that’s where the product came from’, & then to learn after application that he required no more due to collapsing ... she was not impressed as she just thought he was ‘doing his recovery thang’ from heavy pre-partying. And when she saw him rolling his eyes @ her whilst on the ground, she walked out peeved off from his HUGE lack of a thank you;as it wasn’t like her job included to be a back-up skin tanner, that required, ‘some paint’ put in this bottle spray machine, then to Do it Well or you are fired~ by his mouth! She really couldn’t be bothered with basking in that glory for the day so she took it off:)))

Will Lankstead
Community Member
3 years ago

HANDBAGS LADIES !!

Slune
Community Member
3 years ago

It is simple, but clear ......

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
3 years ago

Will we have any allies left in two years?

Flisey
Community Member
3 years ago

It's like he is permanently on his period

Little Djini
Community Member
3 years ago

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Maybe he was on his period

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
3 years ago

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As they say in France and Quebec: Qui parle!

Marcos Andolini
Community Member
3 years ago

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That's not unstable...it's having balls.

Live Free
Community Member
3 years ago

I think posting social media is completely unprofessional but I do agree with you. He is standing up for the US, not going to take anyone's sh*t

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Captain Planet
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3 years ago

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So, trump is a female?!

Night Owl
Community Member
3 years ago

no, Trump is worse then...really almost any other option (male or female - doesn't matter)

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#12

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no__WEY Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Silliness is underrated

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#13

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V_sugarbaby Report

Cora Fields
Community Member
3 years ago

That's right, keep them humble

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#14

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crislyn_graham Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Thank you for this trick!

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#15

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betsylozan Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

this is a good answer to your mums question of 'if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?!', you could now answer 'yes, but I'd wear a life jacket'.

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#16

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kpfeffss Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

"punches screen, clears desk of paper, throws chair through window* I... er... have no idea... what you're talking about...

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#17

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clairedaniellem Report

issam
Community Member
3 years ago

What you gonna do sister .. just bear with them .

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#18

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HanaMichels Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

well, you are

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#19

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littlemiss_WDE Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Or when I have to pay a whole ticket for my perfectly civilised corgi to board on the subway, but all screaming insufferable children under 6 go in for free.

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#20

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NazaakatWali Report

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL.... Good one!!

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#21

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girlontapas Report

K Miller
Community Member
3 years ago

Where might one find a treadmill like this? Asking for a friend... ;P

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#22

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DelilahSDawson Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

my daugher is 3, she LOVES when her trousers have pockets. LOVES IT.

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#23

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jennaaclaire Report

Parmeisan
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm the one answering your question every time you repeat it but ALSO not being noticed... :P

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#24

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cottoncandaddy Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

so close

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#25

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twitter.com Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Underneath the sink

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#26

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Eden_Eats Report

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

My friend has one like that, they start talking and it is impossible to get away - ends up inventing imaginary reasons you have to go.

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#27

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katefeetie Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't stop LOL'ing at "....Shrek-lookin bag of bitch" !!!!!

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#28

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y2kenthusiast Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

*Stares into space deep in thought at the marvellous prospect.

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#29

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sweetpoffin Report

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

Welp they are pretty tall...

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#30

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samlymatters Report

Miss Cris
Community Member
3 years ago

When I was a kid, I loved minigolf!!!

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#31

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kelllicopter Report

Nicole Rosandich
Community Member
3 years ago

More upvotes!

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#32

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karenkilgariff Report

Olya Libby
Community Member
3 years ago

gotta stay sexy!

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#33

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BienSur_JeTaime Report

anarkzie
Community Member
3 years ago

So true

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#34

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG! This is hilarious!

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#35

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ramblinma Report

Sean Maynard
Community Member
3 years ago

I didn’t realise that 80% of what I say was inappropriate until my 4 year old started repeating me

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#36

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aJackieLarsen Report

Stephanie Hansen
Community Member
3 years ago

Every school and work place should have one of these!

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#37

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Wynand
Community Member
3 years ago

Shampoo in our house. So many shampoo bottles.

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#38

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DariaButGay Report

Alex K
Community Member
3 years ago

genius

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#39

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cant_stopeating Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

No. It's the camera. Never forget.

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#40

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daniellevalore Report

Anne
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, this is true

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#41

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PetrickSara Report

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Fake pockets are the worst!!!

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#42

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Eden_Eats Report

Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

To be honest - I hate this in general. Can we just stop stereotyping everyone? (I know we can't, really, but let's aim for that!)

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#43

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_gracellen Report

C.S.
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope to God this is what most women think. And by most, like 90-95%

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#44

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Allison_Tolman Report

Claramelodrama
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally ME!

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#45

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annabroges Report

Pepper Pots
Community Member
3 years ago

You summoned... my lord

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#46

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House_Feminist Report

RJ BERG
Community Member
3 years ago

Why can't we replace every password with the fingerprint identity like the phones have?

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#47

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cottoncandaddy Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

In my town, drunk girls frequently behave like drunk guys. You just never know what you're gonna get...

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#48

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HOESTRADAMUS Report

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

*cough* people who think they are cool 'cause they say Harry Potter is just a kids book *cough*

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#49

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Manda_like_wine Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

Also: How my hair looks until I leave the house.

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#50

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TheQueenBLifee Report

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Or looking for toilets 🤣

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