There is a tired trope that women are not capable of coming up with funny jokes as men do. The infamous and hilarious female comedian Carol Burnett has re-told her story countless times about the path to her own variety TV show, and it always includes a variation of the phrase “comedy is a man’s game.” Well, it’s time to shut that old idea down.

Thanks to trailblazers like Burnett, countless funny women have since dominated TV, movies, stand-up comedy stages, Netflix and yes, even, Twitter. Social media has given us all a new platform to show off our best jokes, comedy chops, and funny tweets and some of our favorite accounts are run by women. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen's epic Twitter account you are seriously missing out on some comedy gold. Bored Panda has rounded up some of the best tweets from women on Twitter guaranteed to make you laugh! So scroll down below for some best puns delivered by the 'weaker' gender.

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lookwhoshira Report

boredhuman 9 months ago

The cat was like: "what the hell are they doing?"

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DeeTwoGd Report

MagicalUnicorn 9 months ago

smooth

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alexaknierim Report

stellermatt 9 months ago

*makes note for future*

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Rachel__Harper Report

IAmClearlyAverage 9 months ago

I have an identical twin named Patrick, and we go to different schools in cork. To see if anyone would find out, we traded places for a day. (We take almost the exact same subjects, so we weren’t horribly confused during classes or anything.) the only time one of the students noticed something wrong was when I answered anseo múinteoir (Irish for here teacher) when William, one of my brothers classmates, was called. Neither of us got in any trouble

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natfos Report

Denis 9 months ago

Did it work? If yes, I gotta have a chat with my sister

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cULTMOTHER Report

IAmClearlyAverage 9 months ago

*“Hello yes period helpline what can I do for you?”* “Well the monthly blood renewal sounded like a good idea at first, but I’d like to cancel my subscription” *”ooh, sorry miss, but you still have another 28 years in your contract”*

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SJSchauer Report

Aaron Kara 9 months ago

Considers adding more guns to the school environment by arming teachers but straws, they gotta go, they're dangerous!!!

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TheCheish Report

Aaron Kara 9 months ago

They are not emused...

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#9

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Madiford2 Report

Erwin Sanz 9 months ago

Thats the origin of chick called

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Aaron Kara 9 months ago

Also the sea is filled with things exclusively designed to kill you, sharks, jelly fish, swimming knives...I think I lost the metaphor

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ADHORTATOR 9 months ago

so true....and so sad

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#12

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no__WEY Report

Aaron Kara 9 months ago

Silliness is underrated

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#13

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V_sugarbaby Report

Cora Fields 9 months ago

That's right, keep them humble

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crislyn_graham Report

ADHORTATOR 9 months ago

Thank you for this trick!

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stellermatt 9 months ago

this is a good answer to your mums question of 'if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?!', you could now answer 'yes, but I'd wear a life jacket'.

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kpfeffss Report

stellermatt 9 months ago

"punches screen, clears desk of paper, throws chair through window* I... er... have no idea... what you're talking about...

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#17

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clairedaniellem Report

issam 9 months ago

What you gonna do sister .. just bear with them .

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#18

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HanaMichels Report

MagicalUnicorn 9 months ago

well, you are

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Zori the degu 9 months ago

Or when I have to pay a whole ticket for my perfectly civilised corgi to board on the subway, but all screaming insufferable children under 6 go in for free.

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NazaakatWali Report

Irma Goncalves 9 months ago

LOL.... Good one!!

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#21

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girlontapas Report

K Miller 9 months ago

Where might one find a treadmill like this? Asking for a friend... ;P

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DelilahSDawson Report

stellermatt 9 months ago

my daugher is 3, she LOVES when her trousers have pockets. LOVES IT.

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Lios 9 months ago

That's me! The listening one. I always feel sorry for the person not being noticed, so I notice and respond.

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cottoncandaddy Report

stellermatt 9 months ago

so close

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#25

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twitter.com Report

Aaron Kara 9 months ago

Underneath the sink

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#26

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Eden_Eats Report

diane a 9 months ago

My friend has one like that, they start talking and it is impossible to get away - ends up inventing imaginary reasons you have to go.

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katefeetie Report

Mother Mary Helen 9 months ago

I can't stop LOL'ing at "....Shrek-lookin bag of bitch" !!!!!

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#28

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y2kenthusiast Report

Zori the degu 9 months ago

*Stares into space deep in thought at the marvellous prospect.

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#29

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sweetpoffin Report

Laetitia 9 months ago

Welp they are pretty tall...

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#30

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samlymatters Report

Miss Cris 9 months ago

When I was a kid, I loved minigolf!!!

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Nicole Rosandich 9 months ago

More upvotes!

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#32

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Olya Libby 9 months ago

gotta stay sexy!

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#33

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anarkzie 9 months ago

So true

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#34

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Carol Emory 9 months ago

OMG! This is hilarious!

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ramblinma Report

Sean Maynard 9 months ago

I didn’t realise that 80% of what I say was inappropriate until my 4 year old started repeating me

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Stephanie Hansen 11 months ago

Every school and work place should have one of these!

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Wynand 11 months ago

Shampoo in our house. So many shampoo bottles.

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#38

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DariaButGay Report

Alex K 9 months ago

genius

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cant_stopeating Report

Mother Mary Helen 9 months ago

No. It's the camera. Never forget.

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#40

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daniellevalore Report

Anne 9 months ago

Yes, this is true

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#41

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PetrickSara Report

Jo Shakeel 8 months ago

Fake pockets are the worst!!!

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Eden_Eats Report

Pamela24 9 months ago

To be honest - I hate this in general. Can we just stop stereotyping everyone? (I know we can't, really, but let's aim for that!)

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_gracellen Report

C.S. 8 months ago

I hope to God this is what most women think. And by most, like 90-95%

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Allison_Tolman Report

Claramelodrama 9 months ago

Literally ME!

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#45

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annabroges Report

Pepper Pots 9 months ago

You summoned... my lord

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#46

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House_Feminist Report

RJ BERG 9 months ago

Why can't we replace every password with the fingerprint identity like the phones have?

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cottoncandaddy Report

Mother Mary Helen 9 months ago

In my town, drunk girls frequently behave like drunk guys. You just never know what you're gonna get...

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HOESTRADAMUS Report

Laetitia 9 months ago

*cough* people who think they are cool 'cause they say Harry Potter is just a kids book *cough*

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Manda_like_wine Report

Mother Mary Helen 9 months ago

Also: How my hair looks until I leave the house.

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#50

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TheQueenBLifee Report

Jo Shakeel 8 months ago

Or looking for toilets 🤣

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#51

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pjmboothang Report

Miss Cris 9 months ago (edited)

He looks at the icecream :)

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#52

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_AlyssaLauren Report

alwright 9 months ago

OMG I love this XD he meant retrograde btw

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#53

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_ItsJax Report

LFSchind 9 months ago (edited)

When my now husband and I started dating all he had in his shower was peppermint Dr. Bronner's 18 in 1 soap. It had NOT been diluted and I used it to wash my face (not knowing that). I've never felt so alive.

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#54

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makeesomenoyes Report

Carlota Ocón 8 months ago

Obviously he's husband material

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#55

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JenAshleyWright Report

Cora Fields 9 months ago

The chair has feelings too

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#56

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charstarlene Report

rena 9 months ago

Same goes for tampons.

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#57

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BeeBabs Report

Pamela24 9 months ago

I haven't ironed anything in the two years I moved from my parents. Can't say I miss it. (For the record - I do hang the clothes properly and try not to buy anything that would look too bad wrinkled or that wrinkles easily. And also - I don't really care that much.)

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#58

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drhingram Report

incoherent screaming 9 months ago

This reminds me of the genital herpes commercial from season 5 of spn

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TrillxLove Report

Lios 9 months ago

Only in America. I work 32 hours a week, at least 20 vacation days. I have plenty of time to live instead of work.

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Mother Mary Helen 9 months ago

Yes.... *sigh*

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#61

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Laugh Fan 9 months ago

Invented by psychiatrists to get more patients.

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rgay Report

diane a 9 months ago

It's worse on public transport - you cant just move further away. Once had a woman behind me on the bus talk on the phone in a very loud piercing voice for a full 30 minutes. I was seriously tempted to get off and wait for the next bus

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dianamail17 Report

Laugh Fan 9 months ago

Trumps head???

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alixcowan Report

serena 9 months ago

This made me laugh so hard in this quiet office I'm in!! I don't know why I'm picturing Homer Simpson doing this.

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alllllisun Report

Laugh Fan 9 months ago

Yes. Have long hair and want to chop it to shoulder length but am pretty sure I will regret it.

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swaggie_hunter Report

Master Markus 9 months ago

Absolutely. Lettuce is a total waste for me most of the time because I only use it supplementary (don't really eat salads, but I'll use it in other recipes).

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deelalz Report

Laetitia 9 months ago

And hurt...

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AlexisGirlNovak Report

rena 9 months ago

The best answer I found was "imagine what you would like your cell mate not to do to you"

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AbbieEvansXO Report

Mark Howell 8 months ago

Have a labbie, he'll let anyone in the house. But will chase birds out of the garden 'cos they're evolved dinosaurs and hence a danger to his hoomaans :o)

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uhhmmily Report

Daria B 9 months ago

China already has a live action of Mulan. And without the americanisation parts too!

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rachelaxler Report

Hapee Pupee 8 months ago

Well...that is what a mother is...

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perlapell Report

Jessica Gunn 9 months ago

This is my favorite

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Laugh Fan 9 months ago

I don't tend to travel with my stag beetle for just this reason.

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sammynickalls Report

Roald Andresen 9 months ago

Yeah, Go Tit! No, wait, ..., which one?

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jennacherry_10 Report

Laugh Fan 9 months ago

There is 65 million in the UK!

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aaprocter Report

Nicole Rosandich 9 months ago

I knew it! I always knew that is what happens after hours.

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morgs216 Report

That poster from Canada 8 months ago

I finished a psych paper at 3am, did spell check, but didn’t bother to proof read. I thought I turned in 10 pages on behavior management. What spellcheck had me turn in was 10 pages on beaver management. My prof probably peed himself laughing, but I still got an A.

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viviunuu Report

CultOfBambi 9 months ago

Nice! My pet flea needs a make-over.

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kica333 Report

Jessica Gunn 9 months ago

I walk around the whole store searching for an abandoned empty cart before going up front for one....

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