LEGO or 'Automatic Binding Bricks' as they were known in 1949 when their manufacturing began, without a doubt are the most famous kids (and adults) toys ever. With supporting movies, games, and competitions, the brand had even replaced Ferrari on the 'World's most powerful brand" throne in 2015.
Even in today's modern world of game consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be around 70 years old, but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. Nineteen billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!), and more than 600 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this hilarious list of random things and funny puns about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks.
Yes, this post is dedicated to funny jokes solely about LEGO - from the best puns about bricks to LEGO characters and the pains of stepping on a LEGO, we've gathered all the best jokes here. Now, scroll along for a dose of LEGO jokes below!
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Battle Strategies
When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore
My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation
His Feet Won't Lego
*snort*...giggle...*snort*...BRRAAAAAAHHAAAHHHA! I don't know why this is so funny to me!
My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum
He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade
My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome
A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them
Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?
5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set
Le'Gogh
Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers
These need to be sold in every toy store Lego section across the planet
I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him
Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once
I love puzzle blocks have never seen a puzzle Lego block I would love one
When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This
Lego Leia Had A Few Drinks At The Office Party
Lego Man In A Head Pit
Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body
That's funny and much nicer then usual pranks pulled on the ones who pass out
Fight Fire With Fire
What I Remember Most About Lego
There should be a section for stepping on Lego repeatedly while searching for the missing piece that was vacuumed up last week...
At School I Found A Lego Book. Did Not Expect This
Legos
That's actually more unfortunate that a child that young has the urge to “fool around." That seems too young.
How To Dissect Kermit The Frog
My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego
Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today
Oh my God! *snort* the hanging one.....
Best non-animals Bored Panda series ever!
That´s 19 billion pieces of PLASTIC...
Oh my God! *snort* the hanging one.....
Best non-animals Bored Panda series ever!
That´s 19 billion pieces of PLASTIC...