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LEGO or 'Automatic Binding Bricks' as they were known in 1949 when their manufacturing began, without a doubt are the most famous kids (and adults) toys ever. With supporting movies, games, and competitions, the brand had even replaced Ferrari on the 'World's most powerful brand" throne in 2015.

Even in today's modern world of game consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be around 70 years old, but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. Nineteen billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!), and more than 600 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this hilarious list of random things and funny puns about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks.

Yes, this post is dedicated to funny jokes solely about LEGO - from the best puns about bricks to LEGO characters and the pains of stepping on a LEGO, we've gathered all the best jokes here. Now, scroll along for a dose of LEGO jokes below!

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My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New LEGO Kit

My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New LEGO Kit

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Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros

Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get a chick lego and a blackberry and hello marge simpson :)

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When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore

When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore

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Seen At My Doctors Office

Seen At My Doctors Office

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing is playing with Lego will serve as a painkiller, too!

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#7

This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal

This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal

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My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation

My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation

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His Feet Won't Lego

His Feet Won't Lego

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*snort*...giggle...*snort*...BRRAAAAAAHHAAAHHHA! I don't know why this is so funny to me!

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#12

My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum

My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum

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He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade

He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade

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#15

Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass

Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass

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#17

My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome

My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome

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A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them

A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them

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Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?

Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I though I was the only person who saw this.

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5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set

5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set

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#23

Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers

Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers

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#24

I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him

I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him

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#25

Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once

Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love puzzle blocks have never seen a puzzle Lego block I would love one

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When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This

When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

o my god... If they don't have this in the next movie I will make a complaint

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Stepping On A Lego

Stepping On A Lego

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The right hand picture is actually possible if your age is single-digited. This ability miraculously vanished when growing up.

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Alter Lego

Alter Lego

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I Hope You Step On A Lego

I Hope You Step On A Lego

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Lego Man In A Head Pit

Lego Man In A Head Pit

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Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body

Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's funny and much nicer then usual pranks pulled on the ones who pass out

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What I Remember Most About Lego

What I Remember Most About Lego

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be a section for stepping on Lego repeatedly while searching for the missing piece that was vacuumed up last week...

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Legos

Legos

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually more unfortunate that a child that young has the urge to “fool around." That seems too young.

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#43

How To Dissect Kermit The Frog

How To Dissect Kermit The Frog

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Diarrhea Makes Hulk Angry

Diarrhea Makes Hulk Angry

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Diarrhea? More like constipation. Everybody looks like Hulk and shouts like a super Saiyan when you can't get it out...

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My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego

My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego

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Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today

Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today

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Pure Evil

Pure Evil

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? The sting will startle you, stopping you from putting full weight on the foot on the Lego.

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