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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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Tweet about Xanax

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I follow the directions and never get on a tractor while on them

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Michael Smith
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought it was not operating something like an excavator.

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Omiyaru
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would think, hydrolic press, reciprocating saw, forklifts, still do

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you shouldn't actually do either of those things.

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Hannah Finley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

**very calm whoopsie** as I excavate a swimming hole in the neighborhood play yard

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john jo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A phone IS considered heavy machinery. Ask anyone who got called by a friend immediately after surgery.

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Chris B
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UK warning labels state "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery" - Heavy machinery does mean heavy machinery, plant, factory, manufacturing, etc.

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Beck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you ever had a xanax?? Nevermind. If you did you would not remember. That is what it does. So you do not need to be driving and forgetting.

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Dave Kool
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought I was OK because I didn't operate a backhoe...

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GirlFriday
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was born and raised in coal mining country so any time I see that warning, I immediately think of coal shovels and drag lines.

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Kiss Army
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason, my mind always goes straight to forklift.

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or drive a forklift. Or an 18 wheeler. (Those two always popped into my head when I saw that warning.)

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Kat Min
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very similar thought only I imagined forklifts. No probs, Doc, no forklifting for me, today!

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Angela Woodrow Parker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked in a pharmacy and every time I had to put that label on a bottle I thought of forklifts

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Dave Kool
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought it meant I was okay because I didn't operate a backhoe...

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Karen Grace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking at all the comments naming different kinds of heavy machinery.... I'll choose "all of the above".

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Patricia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously? I thought it meant construction trucks and excavators.

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Jackie Wacky
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that what it means? I honestly thought it meant something like a chainsaw.

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Caroline Driver
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always felt it meant you couldn't drive forklift trucks or operate metal cutting machines.

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Suby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it meant one of those snow plows in a blizzard.

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... you can lift cars? On or off Xanax that is pretty dang impressive

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Tweet about blanket

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Poppy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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Tweet about dogs behaviour

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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Tweet about children's book on crypto

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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Tweet about people pleaser

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