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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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Christopher Trott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Tweet about All Lives Matter thing

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Caitlin Davenport
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to explain why "All lives matter" is racist to a lovely woman who responded, "oh no! I just wanted the Somali refugees to know that they aren't being forgotten!" Sweetest woman ever!

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All lives matter is racist?! Lmfao!! The f**k it is!! Let me tell you what's racist... And hypothetical. Black lives matter. No sir, they only matter when they are killed (usually legally but we don't want to admit that), by a white police officer. Nevermind the others that are murdered by their own people every day. Nah that s**t doesn't matter at all. Ain't nobody around to take a stand then! The biggest group of hypocrites ever! What's even funnier is when Betsy over here, who doesn't have a single black or minority friend and would probably lock their doors if they were walking near their car, are the ones pushing this and claiming all lives matter is racist! ALL LIVES DO MATTER!! That's to include white, black, brown and whatever other color somebody wants to claim. I love all people and strictly judge people off their attitudes and personality! I could care less about what color you are. I can't wait to read all the your racist comments . I'll post a pic of my diverse family if

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Insidia666
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm probably going to get s**t for this, but I don't see how this is supposed to end racism. It kinda feels like it's just turning racism the other way. Wouldn't it make more sense to just stop using terms like "black and white" and embrace true equality? Like, using phrases like "humans and people"? I really don't understand.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't just pretend that racism isn't alive and well today. Black lives matter because they have been historically under represented in every aspect of our society. It came about to highlight the inequity in police brutality specifically against people of color such as George Floyd. It's used to show the discrimination that Black people still face to this day. Until every single person can have open, honest, and uncomfortable conversations with people who don't look like you, racism will always be there. We have to educate ourselves and not pretend it doesn't exist. We cannot do nothing, you must be an active ally against intolerance and hate of any kind.

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who say "Black lives matter" are trying to make "All lives matter" a true statement..

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nuberiffic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I didn't understand the backlash to ALM. Aren't you agreeing with the statement?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I respond with "Just because I say save the whales, doesnt mean I dont give a sh&t about the rest of the ocean. I want to save them all, but the whales are in dire straits right now, so how bout we focus on them".. Say that to someone and suddenly they think you're being racist to them. Try it, it's kinda fun to watch.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gary- Let me preface my response by clarifying that having a multicultural family DOES NOT exclude you from being a racist. That being said, the fact that you think "black lives matter" only refers to killing says a lot...sadly. BP doesn't give enough space for a proper response, but in short, yes, all lives matter, but that's not what "black lives matter" is about.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's should be "xxx" life matters. Regardless of race sex age. John smiths life matters. Make it about the person being a certain colour or sexual orientation shouldnt define you. Please take what I say with the kindness it's meant with. I'm trying so hard to understand all the hate in the world :(

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Too bad that ALL Lives DO matter! The major cause of deaths for blacks...yes, blacks...

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Too bad that All Lives DO matter! Also too bad that major cause of deaths in blacks are....yes, blacks...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A house caught fire in my town, and the fire department turned out, but they didn't concentrate on putting out the fire. Instead they spread out equally all over the town because "all houses matter."

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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#15

Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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Tweet about blanket

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Poppy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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Tweet about dogs behaviour

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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Tweet about children's book on crypto

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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Tweet about people pleaser

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