Unlike cats, which are only around when they need you, dogs are always there when you need them. They love you, they protect you from burglars, they cheer you up when you're down, and they look like they're listening to you even when they're not. It therefore comes as no surprise that people tweet a lot about dogs, and 2016 has seen some of the funniest dog tweets yet. Take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean, and don't forget to vote for your favorite! More of a cat person? Then check out our best cat tweets of 2016!
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I'm In love with this photo. Pugs are my favorite. The butterfly makes this perfect.
A dog is the only animal who will love you more than he loves himself. <3
True. But as touchign as that is, it can be a bit of a burden at times - especially if trying to find the perfect dogsitter for a pooch that hates being without you.
"See that blonde over there? Now just watch these sweet moves. Yeah baby!"
My golden many times sat in bubble baths if we accidentally left the door open.
My cats actually do something similar, but their motivation is probably curiosity, while this adorable doggo just doesn't want to be separated from his owner.... it's just... so...
The phone? In the bath? I sound like my parents now but Jesus!
He's just making that face so he can watch you look for nothing for hours.
This dog has been conditioned to think he's getting punished when owner gets home. That the punishments are related to stuff he did as much as several hours earlier is completely lost on him. Therefore, the look does not prove anything actually happened. Probably something did, because it's clearly been happening every other day. But the look isn't related to it.
My mum's cousin has a Leonberger and I couldn't quite believe just how big they get. Gorgeous lad, loves cuddles which is okay if you're aware that he wants one.
Load More Replies..."Let's be friends forever" says the dog on top of the other one.
Nothing I just personally don't like them...slimy n just ughhh!!!
We do not know, but he surely makes use of it. My guess is, if he had made the sign, it would read "Please feed the dog treats (lots of)"
*dog to passing people* Sorry people I'm just doing my job, would you please follow the following procedure presented on this sign.
I would so love it if my trains had a dog like this on board. Would make it so much less stressful when the train is delayed once again (btw, why do people think Germans are always on time? Try taking a train and you'll change your mind)
Try riding on the German Autobahn and you will realize it is more likely to be in a traffic jam than to come to a part of it without a speed limit. ;)
Load More Replies...True. And it's basically because their parents are in a very bad relationship, so they wouldn't approve their love....
Load More Replies...In fact, it is not like Romeo and Juliet, since neither will one of the dogs take poison nor stab itself. Besides that, it is a adorable, even romantic picture.
Let's not downvote comments that care about literary classics. Instead, let's stop using wrong comparisons there where they do not match.
Load More Replies...EVERYTHING IS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
Load More Replies...It's the OMG's that get me, I can see that look on the dog's face as they "OMG" :P
I would too, even though I know the dog probably just had something in his eye.
Load More Replies...If a dog winks at you, you should wink her back in case of it is a secret code LOL
When a dog winks its wishing you a good day. Or.... If a dog licks you on the face. XD
U tweeted my dog!! How rude!! Nah just kiddin. It looks like my dog tho
Eat salmonoil! Lots of it! :-D And bones. And tripe. And shampoo only four, five times a year. :-D
Load More Replies...I just busted out laughing ... at my job ... in the middle of the day ...
Dogs, cats, fish, you know anything that makes it so I don't actually need to talk to people.
My dog is the life of every party I have, dog dancing, begging, tricks, If my dog was in high school she'd be that one person whose kind of a nerd but is really talented and throws the wildest parties ever
At my house, it's usually socks and barefoot because I don't wanna sweep the dirty floors.
Load More Replies...My pug is terrified of everything. Plastic bags, water bottles, literally EVERYTHING.
Wow Hans, somebody is really down voting you again today. I don't understand why they do this.... if I don't like something I just keep moving.
Load More Replies...Frustrated at not being born a dalmation, Rupert was determined to fulfill his dream of being a firehouse dog.
All the signs in China seem to be translated with something worse than Google translator(Google is banned there), there were some hilarious signs when I was there :D
Not only the cell phones explodes... now the dogs, these Chinese people are up for something.. Lol
The dog is looking at the man like saying: 'Seriously? are you actually charging for this, dude?'
This dog was in training at the time! They had a couple of them there!
That "artist" is doing a terrible job! We had the same thing done for our son when he was 8 months old. The guy took forever and gave us a pic he drew that looked like a baby Dom Delouise!
I think you misunderstood the intent of caricatures
Load More Replies...I guess this guy forgot to mention that this is a quote from Patrick Dempsey in the film Made of Honor (2008).
I have to regularly remind my cat that treats don't grow on trees so momma has to work.
Load More Replies...Me to my Doberman "I love you, I'll be home soon, make good choices!"
i tell this to my cats when i go to work every morning. "i've got to go you know, i'm going to get money to buy you food, treats and that silica litter you like so much"
Well, just talk to the dog. Most dog owners will understand, and reply by also talking to the dog. "No whom do we have here? *pet* *pet*" - "It's a St. Bernhard, 3 years old, aren't you? *also pet*" - "*wag* *wag*"
This is accurate. I've seen it so many times. Perfect example!
Load More Replies...Either stoned, on a come down or enjoying watching the pretty purple elf fairies as they are dancing on the back of their butterfly winged, miniature triceratops going down the road.
lmao, I don't even own a dog, and I knew immediately what the emoji meant!
I do that with my cats after i eat ice-cream or they never leave me alone
LMAO? Taking your dog serious is the first step! The odd text totally defies the nice pictures.
Sorry for ranting, but a totally misplaced "laughing my a**e off" is frigging annoying. I always imagine people to actually break out in long, unquencheable laughter.
Load More Replies...I always save a bite for my dog when I eat something that won't hurt her.
I want to see the photo of the same lot ...5 minutes later. No amount of hoovering is going to take THAT out of the carpets !
I've done this with my dogs, but I put hot dog slices in the eggs.
And not just slightly. It's just very disturbing to look at, in so many levels.
Load More Replies...LOL! That's fantastic, the owner was obviously bored one day and thought what can I do to the dog!
I have never heard "awful", "nice", and " dog" in the same sentnce
All my dogs have or have had middle names. Rita Isabel, Baci Cristina, Perla Carolina, Kyra Andreína, Sawyer Alejandro, Oliver Andrés, Logan Arturo, Baco Alberto, Lilia Margarita, María Chiquinquirá. Right now I only have Sawyer (who lives with me) and Rita, Baci and Perla (who live with my parents), the rest have sadly passed away.
My dogs middle name is may (that's the month we got her in) so when she's in trouble we say "Frankie may"
My dogs name is Waran von Kieferdorf. But he's such a good boy I've never had to use his whole name.
You ruined all my beliefs! Whyyy??? I was so astounded about this fish...
Load More Replies...Photoshop or not, the fish at Chapultepec Park in Mexico City, might be capable of doing this. You should be scared of those fish and the squirrels...
The dogs would be much better behaved. They wouldn't run around the restaurant, bump into tables and annoying the s**t outta people.
Dogs/cats are people too and should be allowed to sleep in the bed whenever they want! Mine are.
Hm...this one is not really funny. Itt probably shows "when your human is not careful enough"
Eh, where population density is low, dogs are happy running freely.
Load More Replies...Like frat after falling out the second window"Dude, did you see.....?"
Cat? Where? Where's the cat? Woof! I'll get that cat! Where's the cat? Is she here? Is she there? Where's the cat?! - My 11 week old puppy
Load More Replies...Remove the laqst line, replace it with: DOG 911: "Ok, calm buddy. Now listen carefully. Move to another room and stark barking hecticly. Do not respond if your human shouts. Once he comes running with pants still halfway down, quickly retreat to the magic water bowl. It will be all yours."
Omg, I just wanted to write that exact same thing and then noticed your comment! :)
Load More Replies...The dog is her boyfriend and he pays for her stuff, what's so hard to get?
Load More Replies...And the map would be beyond repair, all those holes...
Load More Replies...It does. My dog hates it and barks at the container.
Load More Replies...Me too... And cats and hamsters and rabbits and fish pretty much every animal.
Some cats actually can be very loving and truly, honestly, care about you- SOME, cats. But not mine 😫😑😅😣😔
EXCUSE ME? Cats are SO around when you need them. And, may I say, cuter.
Some cats actually can be very loving and truly, honestly, care about you- SOME, cats. But not mine 😫😑😅😣😔
EXCUSE ME? Cats are SO around when you need them. And, may I say, cuter.
