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Unlike cats, which are only around when they need you, dogs are always there when you need them. They love you, they protect you from burglars, they cheer you up when you're down, and they look like they're listening to you even when they're not. It therefore comes as no surprise that people tweet a lot about dogs, and 2016 has seen some of the funniest dog tweets yet. Take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean, and don't forget to vote for your favorite! More of a cat person? Then check out our best cat tweets of 2016!

#1

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

Hans
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still life...this ought to be painted.

Vervelende Panda
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look on the butterfly's face... priceless.

Superluminal1
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, the dog had to have it surgically removed.

varwenea
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unbelievable!! What an incredible photo. I love the expression on the dog too.

Natasha L
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That dog is like a human with a cat on their lap. They can't move

over opinionated
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm In love with this photo. Pugs are my favorite. The butterfly makes this perfect.

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    #2

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog is the only animal who will love you more than he loves himself. <3

    Mia C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so love this picture and everything it represents

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But as touchign as that is, it can be a bit of a burden at times - especially if trying to find the perfect dogsitter for a pooch that hates being without you.

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    #3

    Dog Tweets

    megalot_ Report

    Theresa Wilson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See that blonde over there? Now just watch these sweet moves. Yeah baby!"

    Claudia Gabriela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face reminds me of disaster girl.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to parents saying "Well, if Santa really brought all the things that were on your wishlists?" and the child had a peek on the assortment of boxes on der tree already.

    #4

    Dog Tweets

    HBarinsky Report

    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My golden many times sat in bubble baths if we accidentally left the door open.

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always by your side, no matter how awkward. ;)

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last pic, the dog is like "did you just pee, linda!?"

    Dorottya Hévizi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats actually do something similar, but their motivation is probably curiosity, while this adorable doggo just doesn't want to be separated from his owner.... it's just... so...

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat got in the shower with me once...

    the derp king (Liam)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phone? In the bath? I sound like my parents now but Jesus!

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop whining, your "nice bath" just became the nicest!

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    #5

    Dog Tweets

    Hardywolf359 Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word of caution.... Watch where you step for the next 5 minutes.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just making that face so he can watch you look for nothing for hours.

    Lenny Vos-Groenendijk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a cliffhanger!! I hate cliffhangers!!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better check the kitchen. And the food storage.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog has been conditioned to think he's getting punished when owner gets home. That the punishments are related to stuff he did as much as several hours earlier is completely lost on him. Therefore, the look does not prove anything actually happened. Probably something did, because it's clearly been happening every other day. But the look isn't related to it.

    Rainbowz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog makes this exact face when she does something wrong, LMAO

    Louiiiise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priceless. My dog would give me the same look, then walk to his bed tail between his legs and head and ears down, and there I would find the remnant of his theft .

    Arm ID
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah u won't figure out soon enough

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A huge WTF moment comes after this look :)

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    #6

    Dog Tweets

    andrewsatname Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god the old dog was not a Chihuahua and the puppy a Leonberger.

    Victoria Hammond
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum's cousin has a Leonberger and I couldn't quite believe just how big they get. Gorgeous lad, loves cuddles which is okay if you're aware that he wants one.

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    Wow Thats A Long Username
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's be friends forever" says the dog on top of the other one.

    Bianca Ka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god the older dog is a fully grown bear!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boxers are such good dogs! Crazy jumper but so nice

    #7

    Dog Tweets

    candycewu Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs like “I found a pet! Can we keep him?!?!"

    Liliana V
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "THE PET HAS A PET!" (Genius, Classic!) I should have thought of that...

    Racheal Githinji
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing I just personally don't like them...slimy n just ughhh!!!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we keep him? PLEEEEEAAAAASE??????

    Amy Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we keep him? Please daddy please.

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    #8

    Dog Tweets

    MelanieWang2 Report

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT FACE!!! You can HEAR what her expression says!!!

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: "Mom!!!! I brought you a pine cone. Do you love it, as much as I love you?."

    mahsima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you be sad while having such amazing friend

    Louiiiise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so happy! Now you have to figure out what to do with her little presents 😂

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww.... <3 When I am sad or upset, my dog just gets very anxious.

    Janin Matuschak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg so cute. I wish my dog would do that for me T__T

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    #9

    Dog Tweets

    charmele0n Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog looks like Nana from Disney's Peter Pan!!

    Yehudit Dillon
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    But on a smaller scale. Nana in the book was a Newfoundland.

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a knitter I say good use of your baby clothes lol.

    Jo De
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous, wonder if it's a keeshond?

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future child seems rather unimpressed.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what's your son's name ? Hairry ?

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    #10

    Dog Tweets

    Jonny_Calderon_ Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best dog picture of 2016

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!!! BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Dog porn!!!

    Onyx Axe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I don't let dogs kiss me in the mouth, or on the face in general.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...if you do not let the dogs out, they will party inside!

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be the #2!! (The butterfly one is still #1.)

    Nikolai Sindorf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is natural; dog eating pussy...

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! Well I guess when moms away, the dogs will play.

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    #11

    Dog Tweets

    meakoopa Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do not know, but he surely makes use of it. My guess is, if he had made the sign, it would read "Please feed the dog treats (lots of)"

    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends what he was missing the most.

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    Angelle WEBB
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *dog to passing people* Sorry people I'm just doing my job, would you please follow the following procedure presented on this sign.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure looks like he spell checked the sign.

    #12

    Dog Tweets

    importantmeagan Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a fur worthy of hiding in!

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They see me Rollin'... They hatin'.. Tryna catch me Ridin' doggie. Tryna catch me Ridin' Doggie.

    rai mei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i though it was a bird plushie because of the semi-googly eyes

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expected a tweet from the bird

    Natasha L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the bird was plastic before I read the caption

    Pamela Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Conure that would ride on my cocker spaniel!

    Inurri
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh, my bird used to do same with our dog. <3

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    #13

    Dog Tweets

    taliaphillips2 Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so love it if my trains had a dog like this on board. Would make it so much less stressful when the train is delayed once again (btw, why do people think Germans are always on time? Try taking a train and you'll change your mind)

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try riding on the German Autobahn and you will realize it is more likely to be in a traffic jam than to come to a part of it without a speed limit. ;)

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This service should be installed in all trains. And planes. Would surely make travelling much more pleasant.

    Chiranjeev Sharma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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    #14

    Dog Tweets

    mbeezy69 Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. And it's basically because their parents are in a very bad relationship, so they wouldn't approve their love....

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, it is not like Romeo and Juliet, since neither will one of the dogs take poison nor stab itself. Besides that, it is a adorable, even romantic picture.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not downvote comments that care about literary classics. Instead, let's stop using wrong comparisons there where they do not match.

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    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cute ........(and still a better love story than Twilight)

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    #15

    Dog Tweets

    briellewestwood Report

    #16

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOG911: Try ripping apart the cushion

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the OMG's that get me, I can see that look on the dog's face as they "OMG" :P

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try running in circles whining. This always works.

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    #17

    Dog Tweets

    FredFromHon Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would too, even though I know the dog probably just had something in his eye.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows your dirty little secrets.

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ya know what I'm sayin' " look

    Umay Kelahmet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a dog winks at you, you should wink her back in case of it is a secret code LOL

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a dog winks its wishing you a good day. Or.... If a dog licks you on the face. XD

    Samantha P
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U tweeted my dog!! How rude!! Nah just kiddin. It looks like my dog tho

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    #18

    Dog Tweets

    hunterwits Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog just told me how to fix my split ends!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat salmonoil! Lots of it! :-D And bones. And tripe. And shampoo only four, five times a year. :-D

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather believe this dog will be the new L'Oreal shampoo modell

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this dog can make girls give up styling their hair

    Janice Foster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the majestic 'swish ' of this woofer's tail wag!

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were white it'd look like Saruman

    Victoria Hammond
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elegantly waiting for the 70's to come back into fashion.

    Fire Bird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog makes every hair club for men client jealous.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog just looks better than all of us!

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just busted out laughing ... at my job ... in the middle of the day ...

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    #19

    Dog Tweets

    nickpryce4 Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs, cats, fish, you know anything that makes it so I don't actually need to talk to people.

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me at parties that lack cats.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to attend parties where at this very moment EVERYBODY would be sitting around the dog.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is the life of every party I have, dog dancing, begging, tricks, If my dog was in high school she'd be that one person whose kind of a nerd but is really talented and throws the wildest parties ever

    Scribbles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my house, it's usually socks and barefoot because I don't wanna sweep the dirty floors.

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    #20

    Dog Tweets

    KateOfHysteria Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog deserves a price for extreme patience. And the child one for accuracy.

    Natika Rae
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Poor doggie. With their extreme sense of smell, having nail polish on their paws means pets are bombarded with its smell 24/7 until it all chips off. LONG time. People don't consider that (not that a child could know, but I wish adults wouldn't paint their pets' nails, which apparently some do).

    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This couldn't be a child's work.

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    #21

    Dog Tweets

    Adeline_Garrett Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also be terrified of it. Probably not as much as to becoming unable to breathe

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pug is terrified of everything. Plastic bags, water bottles, literally EVERYTHING.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is too much i can't take it!!! LMAO

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    #22

    Dog Tweets

    Matt_LRR Report

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...They even have the same expression. OMG!

    #23

    Dog Tweets

    Descriptions Report

    Scribbles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HUMAN, ARE YOU MOCKING ME?"

    Wouter N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the dog seems to think: "Are you f-ing kidding me?"

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks so real... its like i can reach out and touch it

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet and sad at the same time.

    #24

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow Hans, somebody is really down voting you again today. I don't understand why they do this.... if I don't like something I just keep moving.

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    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again, why?!

    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frustrated at not being born a dalmation, Rupert was determined to fulfill his dream of being a firehouse dog.

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahaha animal abuse on another level...

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    #25

    Dog Tweets

    PandaKushh Report

    Catherine Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too much DOGma for me...sorry but that was a little punny.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ever after, only blesses treats were devoured.

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    #26

    Dog Tweets

    MatsonHunter Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just pet very, very gently.

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means it's a dog that search bombs for police

    Кристина Койчева
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the signs in China seem to be translated with something worse than Google translator(Google is banned there), there were some hilarious signs when I was there :D

    Manuel Jimenez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the cell phones explodes... now the dogs, these Chinese people are up for something.. Lol

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect dog for me. I'm an explosive person.

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    #28

    Dog Tweets

    blotty Report

    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure your dog isn't a cat? :)

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reached Nirvana... don't screw it up

    Okoi Olmedo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can hear the opening sound track of the lion king on the background

    the derp king (Liam)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look on his face is pure satisfaction

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    #29

    Dog Tweets

    cutiechaser_ Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely parents. I'd totally do this too if I had a dog... and went to Disneyland.

    Véronique Anketier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is looking at the man like saying: 'Seriously? are you actually charging for this, dude?'

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog was in training at the time! They had a couple of them there!

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "artist" is doing a terrible job! We had the same thing done for our son when he was 8 months old. The guy took forever and gave us a pic he drew that looked like a baby Dom Delouise!

    Bibi Habibi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you misunderstood the intent of caricatures

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    #30

    Dog Tweets

    Dory Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their other pets. In fact, the people are pretty much there to show their pets arround.

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And cats, birds, hamsters, just any pets. I love them all.

    #31

    Dog Tweets

    heymonroe Report

    Petra Rola Cole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this guy forgot to mention that this is a quote from Patrick Dempsey in the film Made of Honor (2008).

    #32

    Dog Tweets

    Kat_Burroughs Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biscuits would also have been a better choice for Great Britain, I assume.

    Derpy Bob
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely vote biscuits.

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    #33

    Dog Tweets

    thatdutchperson Report

    Jen H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha...same here! I looooove doggies and kitties, but kids/babies...meh.

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love kids and dogs. I can never decide which one to hold!

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    #34

    Dog Tweets

    LeahTiscione Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably also reminds you of supressed childhood hurts. Such are the best guard dogs.

    #35

    Dog Tweets

    SkylaCheyenne Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too have had that conversation. I leave my dog lying in front of the warm wood stove. Then I shout, "someone has to support your life style.

    Patrizia Franchini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say to my cat: I'm going to chase and hunt your food.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to regularly remind my cat that treats don't grow on trees so momma has to work.

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    Elle Valentino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to my Doberman "I love you, I'll be home soon, make good choices!"

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i tell this to my cats when i go to work every morning. "i've got to go you know, i'm going to get money to buy you food, treats and that silica litter you like so much"

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me every morning when I leave for work

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing her, just with the text in German... :-D

    #36

    Dog Tweets

    Rollinintheseat Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just talk to the dog. Most dog owners will understand, and reply by also talking to the dog. "No whom do we have here? *pet* *pet*" - "It's a St. Bernhard, 3 years old, aren't you? *also pet*" - "*wag* *wag*"

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is accurate. I've seen it so many times. Perfect example!

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    #37

    Dog Tweets

    Probgoblin Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We can start the fire now"

    Madalina Golub
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister just asked me if this is a moose 😂😂😂

    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I fetched your ruddy stick. Now where's me kibble ?

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    #38

    Dog Tweets

    mynameisntdave Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably inhaled a bit too deep from the traffiker's luggage...

    Victoria Hammond
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either stoned, on a come down or enjoying watching the pretty purple elf fairies as they are dancing on the back of their butterfly winged, miniature triceratops going down the road.

    Avi Reyes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overdosed by sniffing...lol

    Jiang_WLGKK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want to go to work today..

    #39

    Dog Tweets

    Poutymcgee Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao, I don't even own a dog, and I knew immediately what the emoji meant!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not take it personal, it is an anatomical necessity. :P

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That emoji...The first time that emoji meant something to me...

    Wouter N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No!" I actually am really happy to see you!"

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    #41

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think the original photo can be explained.

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    #42

    Dog Tweets

    InternetHippo Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does, and he probably also knows that he has more followers than most human account owners.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I obviously got downvoted here by people who have fewer followers than this dog.

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    #43

    Dog Tweets

    TenaciousGrace Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truly is a weird picture.

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one big fat Malamute who needs to pull a sled or two!

    #44

    Dog Tweets

    RememberNguyen Report

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I often eat in my car.

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that with my cats after i eat ice-cream or they never leave me alone

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just give my dog the last bite of everything I eat. If it is something the dog can't have, I hide while I'm eating it.

    Diana CrunChewy Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, and I have to dust them off in front of him.

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    #45

    Dog Tweets

    surrgee Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO? Taking your dog serious is the first step! The odd text totally defies the nice pictures.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for ranting, but a totally misplaced "laughing my a**e off" is frigging annoying. I always imagine people to actually break out in long, unquencheable laughter.

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    #46

    Dog Tweets

    Playing_Dad Report

    Albert Johns
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could hug them all at once :D

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always save a bite for my dog when I eat something that won't hurt her.

    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the photo of the same lot ...5 minutes later. No amount of hoovering is going to take THAT out of the carpets !

    #47

    Dog Tweets

    FreddyAmazin Report

    #48

    Dog Tweets

    paIoaItos Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this with my dogs, but I put hot dog slices in the eggs.

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    #49

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is overly excited whenever I come home from school.

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    #50

    Dog Tweets

    QaizerSoze Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis is slightly disturbing to look at.

    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not just slightly. It's just very disturbing to look at, in so many levels.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a manic, maniac on the floor! Dancing like he's never danced before!

    Val Erie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like someone should call an adult for this poor dog.

    Janice Foster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! What if they needed to poo?!

    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he needed to be a dog. Just nope!

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    Jen Wi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disturbing part is that there are actually very terrible people which are sodomists...

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! That's fantastic, the owner was obviously bored one day and thought what can I do to the dog!

    Boris Nikolov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER, she needs a tiara or something . . .

    Pam Lewis Peck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just heard "Oh my gawd, look at her butt"

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    #51

    Dog Tweets

    taymonnnzzz Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be nice to their feet. They don't have shoes. Watch out for road salt too.

    Jen H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww who's a good boy?? This time human, it's you! :)

    #52

    Dog Tweets

    cathjenkin Report

    Elle Valentino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instant disqualification from my life.

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just aren't animal Lovers, it's a shame!

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I'm a HUGE dog person, but an even HUGER cat person? I think I'm still both, right?

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    #53

    Dog Tweets

    TheMichaelRock Report

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard "awful", "nice", and " dog" in the same sentnce

    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pwner was awful but the dog was nice

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    Samantha Walton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've grown quite accustomed to the edge of beds

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    #54

    Dog Tweets

    Future_Movieman Report

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my dogs have or have had middle names. Rita Isabel, Baci Cristina, Perla Carolina, Kyra Andreína, Sawyer Alejandro, Oliver Andrés, Logan Arturo, Baco Alberto, Lilia Margarita, María Chiquinquirá. Right now I only have Sawyer (who lives with me) and Rita, Baci and Perla (who live with my parents), the rest have sadly passed away.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is Isabel Rae. My cats also have middle names.

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    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs middle name is may (that's the month we got her in) so when she's in trouble we say "Frankie may"

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of my furries have Middle names!!

    Samantha Rodriguez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat had a middle name for this reason!

    Sanna Seppälä
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs name is Waran von Kieferdorf. But he's such a good boy I've never had to use his whole name.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spike Barkson from the Turdfields?

    #55

    Dog Tweets

    CuteEmergency Report

    #56

    Dog Tweets

    multiahjussi Report

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    #57

    Dog Tweets

    cherish_lewis1 Report

    Jordan Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From dog walker, to dog stalker.

    Justyna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this surprising? some people just love animals. obviously the girl had a relationship with the dog she walked. i feel sad for her.

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    #59

    Dog Tweets

    primawesome Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Introducing: Bark-O-EMail. Have you ever wondered how to keep [...]"

    #60

    Dog Tweets

    Mattw4lker Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is rather cute. Many dogs are terrified of fireworks.

    Sgrsg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet of her!

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    #61

    Dog Tweets

    LuvPug Report

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    #62

    Dog Tweets

    dyIsexic Report

    LBeniamin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ruined all my beliefs! Whyyy??? I was so astounded about this fish...

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    Maria Isabel Katto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshop or not, the fish at Chapultepec Park in Mexico City, might be capable of doing this. You should be scared of those fish and the squirrels...

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's a photoshop, there are tons of them

    Pandora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just LOL-ED 5 minutes to this!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right hand photo is a fake...this was part of a photoshop battle. Thus, this posting is rather stupid.

    #63

    Dog Tweets

    aparnapkin Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a cat ignores you, you think "a*****e cat", when a dog ignores you, you think "I must be an a*****e".

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when a cat doesn't ignore you... ...all heaven breaks loose

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    #64

    Dog Tweets

    moooooog35 Report

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    #65

    Dog Tweets

    nathanwpyle Report

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Nathan is looking at the road either.....tsk tsk

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    #66

    Dog Tweets

    ChelseaKreiner Report

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    #70

    Dog Tweets

    TragicAllyHere Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather assume "Finally, if I keep starring long enough and look sweet enough I might convince her that this should go exclusively into my bowl."

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    #71

    Dog Tweets

    lisaxy424 Report

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    #74

    Dog Tweets

    TheWeirdWorld Report

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    #75

    Dog Tweets

    TheMichaelRock Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Me traffic?

    #76

    Dog Tweets

    moooooog35 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not be. Having treats without having the matching animals is rather a good sign.

    Miri Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't have a dog, but i do have dog treats in my purse cos i walk shelter dogs on saturdays

    #77

    Dog Tweets

    elle_schrader Report

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    #78

    Dog Tweets

    sbellelauren Report

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    #80

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: "what about a bedtime treat?"

    #81

    Dog Tweets

    iwearaonesie Report

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    #82

    Dog Tweets

    lexcanroar Report

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs would be much better behaved. They wouldn't run around the restaurant, bump into tables and annoying the s**t outta people.

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    #83

    Dog Tweets

    jdgmntlgay Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs/cats are people too and should be allowed to sleep in the bed whenever they want! Mine are.

    #84

    Dog Tweets

    abbymariesumm Report

    #85

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm...this one is not really funny. Itt probably shows "when your human is not careful enough"

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, where population density is low, dogs are happy running freely.

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    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those porcupine quills? Poor babies

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like frat after falling out the second window"Dude, did you see.....?"

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still laughing - that' molosians for you :-D

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    #86

    Dog Tweets

    AmazingPhil Report

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat? Where? Where's the cat? Woof! I'll get that cat! Where's the cat? Is she here? Is she there? Where's the cat?! - My 11 week old puppy

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    phil trash #2
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *internally screaming because of AmazingPhil*

    Mini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am...very concerned for this person. 0_o

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    #87

    Dog Tweets

    JackJackJohnson Report

    Katrin Richter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Sounds like the perfect entry to a deep relationship :D

    #88

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the laqst line, replace it with: DOG 911: "Ok, calm buddy. Now listen carefully. Move to another room and stark barking hecticly. Do not respond if your human shouts. Once he comes running with pants still halfway down, quickly retreat to the magic water bowl. It will be all yours."

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    #90

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Ari Sa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I just wanted to write that exact same thing and then noticed your comment! :)

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    #91

    Dog Tweets

    BradleyMartyn Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is misplaced in this series, for it is not a "funny dog tweet". It simply is the truth.

    #92

    Dog Tweets

    LOHANTHONY Report

    #93

    Dog Tweets

    BrysonTlIIer Report

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    #94

    Dog Tweets

    ughHugs Report

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    #95

    Dog Tweets

    bananagrvyrd Report

    #96

    Dog Tweets

    allegraringo Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog you say? Personal training I think!

    #97

    Dog Tweets

    cool_as_heck Report

    QvB
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans you really are lame

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    This makes you...a bastard? Quite literally, actually.

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    #98

    Dog Tweets

    jessecale Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    The president's dog?

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    #99

    Dog Tweets

    envydatropic Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not text the dog directly?

    #101

    Dog Tweets

    LizHackett Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog once got out when the UPS guy was making a delivery; he ran into the delivery truck with me chasing him screaming "do not pee on the packages!" UPS driver laughed until he realized I was serious.

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    #102

    Dog Tweets

    AliciaATobin Report

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    #103

    Dog Tweets

    markydoodoo Report

    #104

    Dog Tweets

    _lissayu Report

    Paul Galbreath
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get Hans.... has to comment on every post.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    I seriously do not get this...weird combination of text and emojis.

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is her boyfriend and he pays for her stuff, what's so hard to get?

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    #105

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    kibblesmith Report

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    #106

    Dog Tweets

    SarahKSilverman Report

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    #107

    Dog Tweets

    MavenofHonor Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think I could afford so many pins.

    #108

    Dog Tweets

    Home_Halfway Report

    #109

    Dog Tweets

    travismcelroy Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.” ― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty Good news, the dog did not really die, but that is my favorite quote in any book ever!

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    #110

    Dog Tweets

    badrligion Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend time with it, instead of using silly filters that are inherently unfunny. Sorry, could not resist sarcasm.

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    #111

    Dog Tweets

    DowntimeDad Report

    #112

    Dog Tweets

    SincerelyTumblr Report

    #113

    Dog Tweets

    YoPhoebs Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me frequently. Also with cats, and other pets. I will also show the photos taken of the actual petting to family later.

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    rakuninaru
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my dog always finds out...

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Febreze must smell odd for pets.

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    Socially Awkward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too... And cats and hamsters and rabbits and fish pretty much every animal.

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