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While bikini season may be officially over, the fun doesn't stop all year round. So, if a couple of martinis make you want to strip down to a bikini, you surely know how to have a bit of fun. And as a renowned party animal, one must always keep plenty of fun games in the back of one's pocket to keep the crowd entertained. One such game that would undoubtedly up the party or game night a notch is playing Would You Rather questions.
And no, we’re not talking funny. Would You Rather have questions like, "Would you rather lick the toilet seat or someone’s foot?" Instead, we are talking flirty and perhaps a little dirty Would You Rather questions that will make you uncomfortable in all the wrong (or right) places. But don't worry, these are appropriate for playing with a group of friends, not just in the bedroom with your special someone. *wink wink*
While some questions may be rather vanilla or awkward, don't be surprised by the sudden hormone surge that some Would You Rather questions for adults may evoke! and who knows, maybe your smooth rizz lines will come in handy!
Below, we've compiled a list of naughty Would You Rather questions for couples, adults, and sensation seekers alike that will add zing and tang to the shindig or game night. Do you know of any more flirty Would You Rather questions for the more mature set of players? Leave them in the comments! Also, upvote the zestiest questions to move them higher on the list!
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Flirty And Fun: Would You Rather Questions Spicy Enough To Break The Ice
Be a good kisser or great in bed?
good kisser because you kiss before you-you know- and it would be a good first impression in the affection department. Once that get's them hooked and they are actually in love with you, it wouldn't matter as much about how great you were in bed.
Would you rather live in a lie thinking that the person you love loves you back or to know that they don’t have feelings for you?
I would rather know. The truth will hurt wayyyy more if I find out by being rejected.
Easy to answer this one...tell me thr truth please. I'd rather know and not have my time wasted.
Would you rather find the love of your life or find a million pounds?
Not the cleverest move as a million pounds is worth 1.21 million dollars...
Load More Replies...I already found the love of my life. Does that mean, I will never find a million pounds?
I would rather prefer finding you love because I hope my boyfriend propose to me
Can't do anything with pounds as an American so if I can't change it I'd choose the former, but if it's converted to dollars I'll take it.
Would you rather cuddle or make out?
Have unlimited money or unlimited love?
That’s what a gold digger would say knowing the love would give them money….. sorry I’m twisted
Load More Replies...I never struggled to find love of all kinds in my life. I'll take the money.
Would you rather experience a short, passionate romance or a peaceful, long-term relationship?
Definitely a long term peaceful relationship full of passion like the one I've been in for 18 years. 💕💕
Kiss your partner or hug them right now?
I prefer to be spontaneous, which ends up being more on the extreme side choice. So...
Keep a secret from your partner that is eating you alive or tell them that secret and hurt their feelings?
Would you rather follow your heart or your head while making important decisions about your love life?
Head. Heart can be messed up in romance sometimes, and brain knows signals way better. Like, they know red and green flags.
I have not a clue if it even is my head or if it is my heart telling me to do the choice. I mean I know if it is my gut but my heart and head, what's the difference?
Follow my head. The heart is a lot more likely to get you in a bad situation.
Most toxic relationships end, when the head starts to make the decisions, so...
Be ghosted or get dumped over a phone call or over a text?
My brother once broke up with someone with a post-it note. 😬
Load More Replies...Well, I once dug into my sister for dumping her then bf by text because I found it extremely demeaning since they were together for a year or so, but in this context I'd definitely go for the dumping over ghosting because that's just worse...
Spend your life with someone you don’t love or with someone who doesn’t love you back?
I spent nearly two decades with a partner that didn't love me back. To live with someone that I don't love would mean to become that person that doesn't love back and there's nobody that I want to hurt that much.
I feel for you. I was in that situation for 3 years and it was so painful
Load More Replies...Someone you don't love. You can still like them but not *love* them, like a roommate
Talk dirty while making love or be completely silent while doing it?
There's nothing more annoying than a partner who stays silent while you stimulate them...
Neither. Talking dirty is absolutely hilarious to me, silence also isn't good generally. However pretending with the porn star c**p is just learned behaviour. Be true to yourself ❤️
Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or your high school crush?
Celebrity of course, even if they demand their clothes stay on! At least it's one hell of a story
IMO the shower is meant to be a place to clean yourself off, not to be romantic. There's a bed for that ;)
me either... and I don't have a celebrity crush.
Load More Replies...The shower is big enough to have fun with both at once... But what would my partner think about this? 🤔
Tell someone you love them or have them tell you they love you?
have them tell me they love me so i can know if they are real about it and serious and want to know why they love me.
They already told me that they love me I would choose. I would tell someone you love them.
Be with someone who is terrible in bed but can make you laugh or with someone who is incredibly boring but great in bed?
Stay friends with your ex or never talk to them again?
I would prefer to never talk to them again. There are enough reasons why I didn't want to be with them any longer...
Be in a relationship with someone who gets along with your best friend or with someone who gets along with your parents?
it depends on if you a) have friends, b) love your parents and c) if your parents are alive Sorry I know it is dark
a) a few aquaintances, B) I love one but iffy about the other C) yes
Load More Replies...I mean, they had to be pretty busy to conceive you 😂
Load More Replies...i say parents because then ur girlfriend or boyfriend might cheat on with ur best friend if they get along really well
I get what you're saying but I'm pretty optimistic so I'd say they just got along as friends/acquaintances
Load More Replies...Make love in the morning or at night?
night, it is way more intimate than groggy eyed misery that morning brings.
Choose to have a child when you are 18 or not have children at all?
Kids are financial leeches that are annoying and rambunctous. I'm good.
27 is a nice age. So is 40. What's with the black and white questions?
Meet someone and fall in love with them over time or experience love at first sight?
To fall in love over time means that you know who you love and why what's the much better beginning for a harmonic relationship.
Fall in love over time. Love at first sight is stupid, in my opinion.
Over time, love at first sight doesn't exist, it is lust or infatuation at first sight, love comes after you get to know them.
Have an average love story that ends well or a once-in-a-lifetime love story that ends up sadly?
Go on vacation with your partner or with your friends?
Partner, I get to do this with my friends all the time but my partner and I have clashing schedules so big things like this don’t work out (I go out with friends when he works or has a family thing)
Go on vacation by myself and find interesting people that I don't have to see again.
Lol funny… I was just thinking about it with SO, but he may not enjoy himself so friends it would be
Be with someone who stops loving you after a while or with someone who never loved you back?
Achieve a successful career or find the love of your life?
What's the use of a successful career when there's nobody to enjoy the benefits with?
To survive in this cruel, stupid, dying world.
Load More Replies...Career, I don't want to be dependant and easy to manipulate. no one said anything about hook ups tho!
Successful career. What's the point of finding love if you can't support the two of you?
Successful career. I'm sorry, but people could use you for advantage and that's scary enough to me.
I would rather have a great career than find love. Sex is available, I don't need it to become the love of my life.
Know your partner cheated on you or never find out about it?
Yes, but you wouldn't know they kept it quiet. So...I'd have to take never finding out. I've had too many experiences with knowing things.
Load More Replies...Experience unrequited love or never know how it feels to be in love?
I think I already experienced unrequited crush (not the same as love, but still!), and I'm cringing now. I pick second.
"Real loneliness is not bein' in love in vain, but not bein' in love at all."
Do it with the lights on or off?
Definitely with the lights on. There's nothing to be ashamed of and so much to enjoy...
Love this answer! But sometimes lights off is nice so it’s only feeling involved.
Load More Replies...Would you rather have a one night stand with someone really attractive or someone really skilled in bed?
It would be sad to know, that I can experience these skills just one single time....
If the lights are out, who cares what he looks like. I'd take skill ANY time.
Have hundreds of lovers during your life or only sleep with just one person your entire life?
As long as that one person is open to conversation of needs, totally okay with one.
That's really up to each person! Preferences, upbringing, religious beliefs and/or how often you want to visit the STD clinic all play a great part in it😉😂
Spicy Would You Rather Questions To Heat Up Your Next Date Night
Would you send your nudes to a stranger or send your nudes to an ex?
Nobody is getting nude pictures of me. I don't need the world to see me naked, I'm confident enough not to have to show it off.
To an ex that I’ve f****d if I haven’t to a stranger I’m talking to
I'm pretty sure, she's not my ex because I didn't send her enough nudes...
Would you rather make love beside a fireplace or in the rain?
I'm weird af but either cause fireplace is warm and cozy but rain is like...I live for rain...my name means rain...my artist name means rain...I love rain...um...that's probably not healthy...
Adele would make love besides a fireplace in the rain....
Fireplace, rain & most importantly sparkling fresh light falling snow❄️
Nice warm fireplace with real wood logs. If it's only a gas fire - why bother.
Have an arranged marriage or never marry?
Never marry. You can get anything you want (and sometimes more) without having to be married.
Look at Apu and Manjula from the simpsons, they were arranged and love eachother
Propose to your partner/ be proposed to in a public place or in private?
I'm going to get downvoted to hell, but I feel as if proposing is overrated. The entire reason people buy a ring is because of a hugely successful marketing campaign in the 1900s, and the concept of proposition+marriage just seems like more stuff to deal with rather than fun stuff.
I would want to be proposed to in private. What if the proposer just met me, public is too humiliating and manipulative.
Don’t make it fancy, don’t need a ring, just if it feels right, ask or I’m asking…
I can't stand those awful public proposals. People generally women, are put on the spot with everyone watching. The videos go viral and the woman is either wonderful for saying yes, even if she felt pressured into it or called a B***h and worse if she says no. If she runs away from embarrassment, panic or sheer horror she's subjected to appalling abuse online. Just don't do it, they're not usually romantic and are done to boost the ego of the idiot asking and make them look good in the video.
Private Why? Because public proposals puts the person being proposed to in a very bad situation. It can force a yes, when they really want to say no.
Spend your entire life with the person who gave you your first passionate kiss or with the person you lost your virginity with?
does virginity matter THAT much? like really should it matter as much as people act like it does?
Hold your partner’s hand or put your hand around their waist?
dunno why you got 1 downvote. You just stated an opinion. And I respect it.
Load More Replies...Holding hands. Arms around each other's waist and then walking is awkward.
Would you rather date someone with a ridiculously high body count or someone curious about your body count?
Neither, it's completely irrelevant and none of their business unless you're happy with sharing it. Then so often guys fake their figures up and women fake their figures down. Very few are completely truthful 😒
While making love, would you rather be blindfolded or be handcuffed?
I prefer to be the one that blindfolds and handcuffs the other...
Neither. I want to enjoy myself not wonder if the guy is going to go all psycho on me.
Would you rather lose your virginity to a virgin or an experienced partner?
Experienced & more importantly knowledgeable, lovers are always better.
Would you rather make love with a new person every year or one person for the rest of your life?
Live without your partner or without your best friend?
Without my friends. If you choose living without your partner, they're a girlfriend/boyfriend, not a partner.
Best friends often stab you in the back and married to your ex-husband. (Yes, Karen, I mean YOU)
Love someone unconditionally and have your heart broken forever or never have anyone love you?
Broken hearts can make you smarter to not let the same thing happen again.
Never have anyone love me in a romantic sense. No time for that nonsense anymore.
Never have anyone love me. At least, not that way. Just-a-friend way.
Would you rather have your partner love or respect you?
Be on the bottom or on the top?
Lose your virginity with a stranger or with your arch-enemy?
You should give every stranger the chance to become your arch-enemy...
Would you rather make out with your celebrity crush or get paid $5,000?
5,000 dollars is the equivalent of five trips to Costco. I’d choose the celebrity crush.
Be with someone who loves you more or with someone you love more?
who loves me more but have to be real and serious and actually mean it
Would you rather have a fairytale wedding or a fairytale honeymoon?
Neither. Save that cash for something permanent and don't get into debt for something over in the equivalent of minutes
Marry at this moment or not marry at all?
Not marry again. I'm happy now, but wouldn't do it again. I want total control.
i always said id never marry again but then i met the one id marry him in a heartbeat
Not marry at all. It's not needed unless you really believe in the values of it 😊
Not marry. Too much money and people usually don't take it seriously.
Isn't it easier to save money/leave if things to bad if you just move in with someone rather than marry them?
Playful And Cheeky Would You Rather Questions Spicy Edition
Get caught cheating or catch your partner cheating?
Like if you have the urge to cheat you should end the relationship
Load More Replies...See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. I'm a head in the sand kind of person.
Hit on someone or have someone hit on you?
Text your partner you love them or say it to them in person?
To say it in person means to be with them so it's my all time favorite
me and my gf are long distance, ive never got to say i love her in person. thats the one thing i want to do before i die
Write it on a paper then make a paper airplane and then throw it at them and run?
Text him while he's in the same room as me so I can see the expression on his face.😉
Would you rather go back to the ex who has hurt you the most or end up alone?
Run into your ex or run into their ex on your first date with someone new?
I've run into an ex while on a date - it was fun. We all knew each other so it was a lot of laughs.
Be submissive or dominant in the bedroom?
Would you rather have kinky night or romantic night?
Would you rather make out with a priest or a married woman?
Spicy Would You Rather Questions To Test Your Chemistry
Be in a relationship while still having feelings for your ex or in a relationship where your partner still has feelings for their ex?
Would you rather tease with hot water or ice cubes?
Ice cubes first, hot water water second. It's the most effective way to tease her....
Shove an ice cube up my a*s and I’ll moan, hot wax in the middle of my back……well, stuff will happen 😏😏😏
Your 12, chill. Wait how do u even know? I’m 13 and don’t know any of this…
Load More Replies...Ice cubes. Still remember the guy who introduced me to sex and ice cubes.
Make out on your parents’ bed or in the furniture store?
I tried one option some years ago, but the other would thrill me much more.
Choose a relationship with someone who is 10 years younger than you or someone who is 10 years older?
either age is just a number ive date men old enough to be my dad and young enough to be my son
Date someone you know nothing about or someone from your group of friends?
I disagree cuz then when/if it ends it would hurt and have more of an impact on me
Load More Replies...Have a jealous partner or someone who doesn’t care if you see other people?
Who doesn't care. The first one might prevent you from seeing other people and it's a red flag.
It’s not a red flag to be a bit jealous. It’s a red flag to control it, but everyone gets jealous at times
Load More Replies...Get an expensive gift from your loved one or have them hand make you something?
handmade. it's more meaningful knowing they took the time to make something for you.
End a relationship or have your partner end it for you?
Live for 100 years without ever having love or live for 30 years with your true soulmate?
Would you rather make love in the club bathroom or in the airplane bathroom?
Would you rather be a professional erotic movie star or have your amateur erotic movie tape leaked?
Could I choose which of my amateur erotic movie tapes got to be leaked?
Would you rather date a virgin with zero experience or date someone who has plenty of experience but has now become celibate?
Virgin in this case but I would rather date someone who has experience and is not celibate.
Would you rather kiss your celebrity crush or have over 1 million followers on social media?
Turn Up The Heat With These Spicy Would You Rather Questions
Marry someone you don’t find physically attractive but has a great personality or someone who is great looking but doesn’t have a personality you like?
Go for a one-night-stand or be in a ‘friends with benefits’ kind of relationship?
One night stand. I've tried both and the 'friends with benefits' scenario always created attachment from one side or the other.
Would you rather move in with your partner before or after marriage?
Meet your soulmate and end up without them or never meet them?
Remembering moments with your soulmate are better than not having those memories.
Be with someone who thinks you are too clingy or have a too clingy partner?
Fall asleep next to your partner or wake up next to them?
Kiss your partner in public or when you are alone?
I would say a public kiss would be a kiss on the cheek or a peck on the lips
Load More Replies...Romantic And Spicy Would You Rather Questions For Couples
Send your partner a good morning or a good night text?
Be dumped or be the one who breaks things off?
Give up kissing or give up making love?
Drunkenly text your ex, telling them you still love them or get stopped by the police for drinking and driving?
Fall asleep next to the ex you hate or next to a complete stranger?
Know that you’ll never find everlasting love or know that you’ll always get cheated on?
Confess your feelings to your crush or patiently wait for them to make the first move?
Would you rather fart or burp every time you orgasm?
Have your other half cook you a meal or take you out to a fancy dinner?
Would you rather have your toy die in the middle of your making love session or lose your orgasm entirely?
Be extremely jealous but never get cheated on or to have your partner constantly cheat on you without you ever suspecting a thing?
Have a person by your side who has completely different worldviews than you or someone who has completely different interests than you?
Lose all of your photos ever taken with your partner or lose everything they’ve ever given you?
Would you rather Netflix and chill or go out with friends?
Be with someone who is a good person but whom you don’t truly love or with someone who is a bad person but is your real love?
What's bad about being bad? And how bad can a person be that is truly loved?
Would you rather have a drawer full of toys or kinky outfits?
Would you rather use a toy to please yourself in the presence of your significant other or use a toy to please yourself when your significant other is away?
Find out your partner had a one-night-stand or that they cheat on you with their ex?
Cheat on your partner or propose a threesome?
Have your partner cheat on you with your best friend or cheat on you with your arch enemy?
Hang out with your partner’s ex or have your partner hang out with your ex?
Have children with someone you don’t love or be with someone you love but without ever being able to have children?
Would You Rather Questions Spicy Enough For Late-Night Chats
Get caught doing it by your parents or catch your parents doing it?
Read an erotic novel or watch erotic movie?
Make love in the shower or in the bathtub?
Watch your partner touch themselves or have them watch you do it?
Watch someone have making love or have someone watch you do it?
Would you rather sleep with someone 10 years older than you or with someone 10 years younger than you?
Would you rather give a lap dance or a strip tease?
My freind says strip tease I’ve already done that so lap dance
Would you rather send your nude photos or dirty talk messages?
Be in a ‘two girls one guy’ kind of threesome or in a ‘two guys one girl’ threesome?
Sassy And Bold Would You Rather Questions Spicy Vibes Only
Make love with your favorite musician or sleep with your favorite actor?
Would you rather give a lap dance or get one?
Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?
Would you rather be horny all the time or never be able to have an orgasm?
Would you rather have the lights on or off during foreplay?
Would you rather have a sugar mama who asks for to make love a lot or one who asks for nudes a lot?
Flirty Would You Rather Questions Spicy Yet Sweet
Would you rather touch a guy or watch a guy touch you?
If your username is true then you probably prefer neither and have a girl take the place of the guy. Lol
Load More Replies...Would you rather make love with Rihanna or Shakira?
If you were to make love with a guy, would you rather sleep with Justin Bieber or Nick Jonas?
Really???? Aren't you gay?? Lol. Another poster said neither. Assumed that would be your answer too.
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Would you rather sniff your friend’s underwear or wear a bra to school/work?
Would you rather marry a virgin or someone who has had multiple sexual partners?
Would you rather your special one calls you “Daddy” or “Baby”?
Would you rather accidentally send a dirty text message to your boss or your partner’s mom?
Would you rather have uncontrollable gas for an entire month or wet yourself at work?
Spicy Would You Rather Questions To Keep The Conversation Interesting
Would you rather go to the grocery store in your underwear or go to the beach nude?
Would you rather cheat on your partner and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?
Ladies, would you rather wear lingerie every day or never wear a bra again?
Would you rather make love involving melted chocolate or whipped cream?
Date your best friend’s partner or vice versa?
Remain single or have a bad marriage?
Have a committed relationship or meaningless flings?
Be fatal for the opposite gender or have just one person love you unconditionally?
Have a bad relationship with your in-laws or for your spouse to have a bad relationship with your family and friends?
Like to know that your partner is cheating on you or live in a lie?
Be with someone more or less attractive than you?
Would you rather date someone who has more or less money than you?
Would you rather spend your life with a person more or less educated than you?
Celebrate Valentine’s day or your anniversary with your better half?
Have a romantic dinner or breakfast in bed?
Break someone’s heart or let someone break your heart?
If I break someone else's heart, two hearts will be broken. I would go with my heart being the only one breaking.
Have a partner who emotionally neglects you or a partner who is too clingy?
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
Be unattractive and have an attractive partner or be attractive but have an unattractive partner?
Be with someone, knowing they don’t love you or be with someone who cheated on you, knowing that they love you?
Spend Valentine’s day all alone or go on a blind date on Valentine’s day?
Discover that your partner doesn’t find you sexually attractive or that they are with you just to get into your pants?
Get a horrible present from your partner or give them something you see they don’t like?
Break up with your partner on your anniversary or while you two are on a road trip?
Never have an orgasm or know that not one of your sleep partners has ever had an orgasm with you?
know that not one of your sleep partners has ever had an orgasm with you
Do it on the kitchen table or on the kitchen floor?
Make love in the car or in a house filled with other people?
Would you rather try a threesome with your ex or with your partner’s ex?
Make love or have a quickie?
Make love ten times a day or not have it for an entire year?
Make out in public or walk naked in public?
Know that you can’t please your partner in bed or spend your life in ignorance, thinking you are giving them pleasure?
Would you rather make out with your boss or watch your partner make out with their boss?
Would you rather your partner was an ex-erotic movie star, or your sister was currently a erotic movie star?
Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your hot colleague?
Would you rather wear the same pair of underwear for a week or wear your mother’s clean underwear for a day?
Would you rather sleep with a superior at work for a raise or find out your partner sleep with a superior at work for a raise?
Would you rather lick someone’s eyeball or suck someone’s toes?
For your partner to have an emotional affair or to physically cheat on you?
Break up with your partner now or after the two you spend another year together?
Wear a chastity belt for a year or be someone’s slave for a year?
Would you rather have your partner watch you sleep with someone else or watch them do it with someone else?
Would you rather sleep with someone twice your age or a minor?
While engaging in a fun game night with provocative 'Would You Rather' questions, consider enhancing your ice-breaking skills with a few scientifically-themed flirtations. Incorporating witty lines referencing scientific concepts can amuse the crowd and may be a delightful complement to your evening activities.
For fresh ideas on how to impress your science-loving friends, check out charming pick-up lines inspired by the scientific world.
Ok, enjoyed answering a few for a laugh but there are too many questions. Got bored.
Ok, enjoyed answering a few for a laugh but there are too many questions. Got bored.
