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Being given a name when you’re born is a lottery. You might get lucky and end up with an amazing name like Jonathan or James (or Jonas), but your parents might give you an unfortunate name that will haunt you for the rest of your life, all because of some piece of pop culture that appears later on in your life.

Jesse McLaren, who describes himself as a ‘late night TV writer’ and has more than 1.2 million followers on Twitter, asked his fans what piece of popular culture ruined their first names. And the responses were awesome. That’s why we gathered the very best pieces of pop culture that ruined first names into this neat list for you to enjoy. So get ready to pity some people named Zelda and Karen, scroll down, and upvote your fave funny names. Keep scrolling for Bored Panda's interview with Nick, also known as Skyquake, about pop culture and how it 'ruined' his name.

More info: Twitter | Instagram

Image credits: McJesse

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Mark
Community Member
7 years ago

No one can Trump that!

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    She's got the hair too.

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    #3

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    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I would not trust your husband if I were you.

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    #4

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    People keep offering you liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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    #5

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    And I'm sure every single one is happy about his/her joke, thinking no one ever thought of it. ;p

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    #6

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    Tenay Douglas
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    In my APES class last year there was a girl named Alexa; loved answering questions

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    Honey
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Bummer

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    #8

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Nah, that's cool.

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    #9

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I was in high school when "Dirty Diana" came out. Anyone want to guess my first name?

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    #10

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    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Her dad named her on purpose. I know i saw a commercial with the two of them about the video game. Thats how I know she exists

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Well, it least this reference kind of rocks ;p

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    #12

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    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    her name comes from music

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    And so? did you received your Hogwarts acceptation letter?

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    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Ay Caramba!

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    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    You poor bastard.

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    Denyse
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I'm D-Nice, hear it all the time.

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    #17

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    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I like this one though. Anyone who’s seen the movie will know not to mess with you!

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    #18

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    Vic
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Did you get University Grant?

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    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I would think Wall-E had a bigger impact on Eva

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    Lucas
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Smack them over the head with your pail of water.

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    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    hayters gonna hayte

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    #22

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    Cesar Grossmann
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    You are more than 1.6 kilometers from being funny.

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    #23

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    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    But do you have a delivery service?

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    #24

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    Vic
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    May the powers be with you..

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    #25

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    CeramicPear
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I like the name, but it is also the name of the demon that personifies craving and death in Buddhism :/

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    #26

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    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    My manager is not around

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    #27

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    FreckledFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Nick na nick na nick na nick na nick nick nick nick Nickelodeon

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    #28

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I guess it's not grrrrreat!

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    #29

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Pam-pam-paaam...

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    #30

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    People do that to you? Good grief!

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    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I think that was ruined by the vast right wing conspiracy of the 90s lolol

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    #32

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    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    All I thought about was Edgser Dijkstra :)

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    #33

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    Vic
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    How many times did you get hit with "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!"

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    #34

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    Vic
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Sheera is also an Indian dessert: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sajjige

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    #35

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    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I married a Jesse. The look people get the first time they hear the song around me as they go "OH MY GOD YOU'RE JESSE'S GIRL" was funny the first time. We've been married almost ten years now though, and I hate that song.

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    Daniel Schanzenbach
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I can relate

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    Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Friends? I have no other guesses

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    #38

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    Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    *Whoooosh* straight over my head...again

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Nah. To me, you're the pro fighter.

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    Savvy Raye
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I cant think of any jessicas....

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    MARIAH C MUSQUIZ
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    imagine the torture of your parents thinking it would be funny to name their daughters first and middle name Mariah Carey. im still bitter.

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    darubyprincess
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    sorry, bro

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    Adrienne Gallo-Girard
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Two words: Yo Adrienne

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