30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group
Everything in this world is transient, and fashion especially. Moreover, the fashion for names. What was incredibly popular with our grandparents looks really vintage and dust-covered today. Where did the wonderful Ebenezers and Jebedais, Wilhelminas and Lucilles go? Unfortunately, their number is decreasing every year.
On the other hand, there is also a reverse process. For example, back in the nineties, only the most stubborn fans of ancient mythology knew the name "Hermione", and in the 21st century the number of girls with this name in the USA and the UK is approaching several thousand. What is there to say? Just look at the NFL rosters in, say, 1992 and 2022 - and compare how much the naming trends have changed.
There is a popular thread in the AskReddit community whose topic starter once asked the question: "What first name is not used anymore?" To date, the thread boasts over 30.7K upvotes and roughly 31.3K comments with several thousand incredibly diverse first names.
Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of the most popular comments of this thread: from the ancient and even fictional Gilgamesh and Nyarlathotep to Kermit and Dorcas, undeservedly forgotten in recent years. In general, feel free to scroll to the very end (there are real gems at the end, just trust us!), like your favorite ones and if we missed something, be sure to write these names in the comments!
More info: Reddit
This post may include affiliate links.
My grandfather's name was Kermit. He went by KW. His best friends growing up were Ernie and Elmo (Elmo went by Bogue).
My grandfather's name was Bert (short for Lambertus). He was nothing like Ernie or Bert.
Load More Replies...Have gone through this list and am surprised the name Karen wasn't mentioned!
I went to high school with a Kermit in the 80s. He was actually fairly popular.
Adolf
I wonder why the name went out of fashion? Did someone with that name ruin it for everyone else?
My uncle was called Adolf (named after his dad, my grandpa, who stubbornly insisted that he "still has the right to name his son after himself" regardless of the connotation 🙄 ) ... He obviously hated it and went by "Adu" all his life. (Pronounced "adoo", for y'all English speakers)
Load More Replies...With the rise of far right extremism it wouldn't surprise me if there will be a few Adolfs around.
Not in Germany. It‘s not forbidden exactly, but any Baby name must be approved and I don‘t think this will be ok yet. Maybe in 10 years or so.
Load More Replies...And while we are at it, to all the american writers and film makers out there: when naming a young or middle aged German Character in a film supposed to play today STOP USING NAZI ERA FILMS AS INSPIRATION TO NAME PROTAGONISTS!!! Like I am in my late 40s and literally neverr met a Wolfgang, Rudolf or Helga who wasn´t at least 20 - 30 years my senior! Imagine reading a book or watching a film playing in ´22 and then the American killer and the hipster girl are called Humphrey and Hortense. It sometimes almost ruins the story for me.
This is counterbalanced by Spanish men being also called Jesus. ;-)
Load More Replies...Same in the Flemish part of Belgium. I know a few men called Dolf.
Load More Replies...Yeah, didn't some white supremacist couple in the US try that on and have their kids swiftly taken away?
Load More Replies...
Gay.
Have 2 great aunts named Gay.
The old definition of gay is happy. So Gay, the name, used to be akin to naming a child Joy.
Another older meaning of gay was "impudent" or "fresh". When you hear characters in old movies saying "Don't get gay with me!", they meant something entirely different than they might today.
Load More Replies...My sister was named Gay. I always thought that it was a lovely name.
There was a woman at my church named Gaye, I've never seen a female one without the e on the end.
I know someone who does. Her kids became masters at shutting people down who tried to make fun of their mother’s name. And hee own mother had such joy and, dare I say, “gaiety” describing how they came it choose the name and how much they loved it.
Load More Replies...
Isis. Poor Egyptian woman..
This poor girl got shamed and accused of playing a sick joke by some soldiers at a military family event because her name is Isis.
I've met several pets over the years with the name Isis...the sweetest one was a female rotwiller her head took up my whole lap but that didn't stop her from sitting on me lol my friend has a picture you can only see my legs from the knee down and my hands on her back. She gives the best cuddles though :)
The earl on Downton Abbey had a dog named Isis, too.
Load More Replies...I know one Isis, met her and her family on a trip to Japan. Obviously her dad played on the significance of the name but I knew what it actually meant.
It was the name of an ancient Egyptian goddess. Western journalists tacked the name onto a terrorist organization who don't call themselves that at all.
Load More Replies...it's so pretty (isis was an egyptian goddess of motherhood and magic), unfortunately, some a**holes who took their peaceful religion and gave it a violent reputation and caused so much hate for people who actually follow it ruined the name :(
I was at a rural graveyard recently and a woman's name was Experience, she was buried next to her sister Patience.
I've met quite a few ladies named Patience and a lovely gent named Justice. So far they seem to live up to their names...although the only Charity I ever met was a greedy bugger.
Load More Replies...Patience is sort of nice, but something about Experience sounds awkward
Well, you can be born patient, it's weird being born... with experience...
Load More Replies...My favourite two ‘virtue’ names are Serendipity and Verity. Both not that unusual in my homeland, Australia.
I love the name Verity. My sister had a friend in high school called Verity, plus she had red hair, so I was a bit jealous.
Load More Replies...When I was in school I knew two unrelated girls, Chastity and Charity. Both were of Filipino, if that offers any explanation.
Being French, my family tree was basicaly Nicole, Anne, Marie, Suzanne for women, Jean, Nicolas, François for men during centuries. Then the Révolution hit the fan and people were allowed more names and pretty optimistic apparently. Everyone became flowers or virtue for a decade or two.
I would love to meet someone named Grand Master Cat Blaster. (Capital acquisitions tax… not the murder mitten moggy.)
Nobody has the name Agamemnon anymore.
I plan to fix that some day.
Even without history, why would you name your child like that? It's a b***h to pronounce it.
Load More Replies...It still exists in Greece. It's not common but it's still used.
I named my stuffed animal Egg-amemnon as a play on the name, but that's just because she's the Easter bunny. We call her Aggie for short.
I l worked with someone called Agamemnon. He was a Greek scientist and was absolutely lovely! I also worked alongside a girl called Soapy. Perhaps the world of science attracts quirky names…
He sacrificed his daughter after the war as soon as he got back home. I think he promised to sacrifice the first creature he saw, which unfortunately was his daughter.
Load More Replies...The letters in Agamemnon can be rearranged to spell Mean Mango, which I think we would all agree is a better name. (The letters can also spell “Goanna, mme” a common Australian dinner table comment ;)
A buddy from work got a dog from another friend of ours. When he was a puppy I would go over and play with him and told buddy #1 all about him. Since I "knew" the puppy, he asked for names. I told him Agamemnon but he told me he couldn't call for him when he was drunk with a name like that. I told him to call him "Aggie" for short...... his name is now Ray. Disappointed is an understatement.
A pastor friend had a miniature schnauzer named Sennacherib - Snack for short.
Load More Replies...
Gaylord
Gaylord Ravenal is a character in "Showboat" (which also has characters named Magnolia and Parthenia).
Gaylord Perry. Hall of Fame baseball player. The San Francisco Giants retired his number, 36, in 2005
There is a young french footbalplayer from france having this name
Judas
In fact Saint Jude was originally called Judas. The church changed it because nobody was praying to him.
Load More Replies...I bet you 13 pieces of silver that someone still has that name somewhere.
don't know if i should make a judas priest reference or a Lady Gaga/Norman Reedus reference.
Which is why everyone knows Iscariot's surname. How many other discple's last names are common knowledge? Not even Simon, who is called Peter, who is called Jeffrey, who is called Deborah (Tuesdays only, by appointment).
Load More Replies...
Ursula, sea-witch straight up ruined that name
Ursula was fabulous though. I see nothing wrong with having that name simply because of her.
"Never underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE.'
Load More Replies...The president of the European Commission (the equivalent of the EU president or prime minister) is Ursula von der Leyen.
Absolutely! She was a great inspiration to all these dads back then naming their daughters Ursula!
Load More Replies...If you're going to have that name, you need to have one hell of a singing voice.
Had a Great Grandfather named Granite Commodore. I look forward to my son assuming this bad a*s name.
Edit: His name was Garnet Commodore. I typed this comment via mobile, didn't proofread. I come back 6 days later and this f****r blew up. My highest rated comment ever was a complete mistake. s**t.
I haven’t had a computer yet that I liked better than my old SX-64.
Load More Replies...Auto-correct could've done better - 'Granite Commode' would've been awesome :D
You can't take auto-correct accuracy for granite - the teknologee is nt prefekt
Load More Replies...
Flavius. Though my sister insists she's going to name one of her children that when she has them. My mother says there's no way she's allowing that
Edit: firstly, holy s**t I did not expect this many upvotes
Secondly, my comment about my sister naming one of her children Flavius isn't serious, she says it to get a rise from my mother. It's just a family inside joke.
Lastly, yeah I get that it's still a popular name in Romania, 100 people have already told me that.
I very much wanted to name my first born son "Robin", was told no in very stern terms by my ex. So he was named Something Benjamin. Then my FIL told me to change his middle name, because it sounded "too Jewish". I am not making this up. Second son. My inlaws came to the hospital, and again told me to change HIS name, because it would be confused with his great-uncle, who was 80something at the time. Nevermind that her children were named after her brother, her other brother, her husband, and her cousin. SO glad they're both dead now.
Yes, I confirm it is very popular in Romania, probably due to Latin origins. My colleague's husband is named Flavius, and I had a classmate named Flavia.
I can see why this won't work in the english-speaking world, right? "Hey, how many flavius do you come in?"
When I told my mum we were thinking of calling our son Leandro (his dad is Portuguese, am Scottish) she told us she didn't like that, to pick something else so I named him Leandro :)
Before my daughter was born we called her Tallulah. I definitely think this name could easily make the list.
The modern Italian version of "Flavius" is "Flavio" or "Flavia" for women. I think it was originally a surname, but in past times naming someone with a first name similar to their surname was pretty common, so "Flavio Flavi" would not be out of the ordinary. Lancia made a great car called the "Lancia Flavia". It's a pity Lancia is a shadow of its former self.
Never met a Heathcliff
"Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window, Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window."
That book is easily one of the darkest and most gripping books I have ever read! The song is chilling yet gripping as well.
Load More Replies...I've met a Heathcliff. He worked for a cat rescue charity. I never saw him banging his head against a tree and shouting "Cathy"
He is disgraced and jailed now....but if you were once a fan, The Cosby Show's dad, played by Bill Cosby, was named Heathcliff Huxtable. Only time, other than this comic strip, I have heard the name myself.
Load More Replies...The name of the doctor on the Cosby Show was Heathcliff Huxtable, ObGYN. His wife referred to him as Cliff. Heathcliff is a common African American name, found largely along the Eastern Seaboard. It originated in England around the 11th century, indicating a cliff side farm, but later meant someone who worked on a farm.
Doubt it will be used again after the tv character associated with a sexual predator.
Hortense
The name of one of King Charles II's mistresses (there were many).
Hortense Mancini--she had an incredible life but was dogged by an abusive husband. She wrote her own memoirs, and Charles dropped her for having affairs with men and women while with him.
Load More Replies...Two men talking in a bar. "Is that Hortense over there?" "No, she looks quite relaxed to me".
Thanks pointing out the two reasons the name is no longer popular.
Load More Replies...I don't care much for Hortense, but the Hortensia form is quite nice.
Load More Replies...
Nebuchadnezzar.
When it got late, my grandfather would tell the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Tobedwego!
Load More Replies...Too long. Imagine having a kid named Nebuchadnezzar. Imagine this, you are at the playground and you want him to come to you for something . If his name is Bob, easy peasy "Bob! Come here". The kid is going to bolt over. Nebuchadnezzar is a different story. "Ne-bu-cha-dne-zzar! Come here". By the time you are at ...nezzar he's tuned out and ignored you.
Maybe there's plenty of Nebuchadnezzars out there, but everyone nicknames them "Chad". That's the only justification I can think of for the name Chad.
I read in the 80s about a chap who hated that hairdressing salons would ask for his first name. He came up with a fix. "Hello, I'd like to make an appointment." "The name?" "Mr Smith." "We go by first names. Your first name, Mr Smith." "Nebuchadnezzar." "When would you like the appointment for, Mr Smith."
what would the nick name be? Nebby, Nezzer or would it be Chad? "Name is Nebuchadneezer but we call him Chad.
In Akkadian it's spelled Nabu-kudurri-uṣur, meaning “O Nabu, watch over my heir, so it's really just Nebu/Nabu
Load More Replies...I don't think anyone would want to name their child after the biblical king responsible for destroying King Solomon's temple.
Why would anyone want to name their kid that regardless of that story?
Load More Replies...
I went to school with 2 different boys named Storm while I was growing up. Different schools, but they both had mullets and wore NASCAR shirts. Never again will we live in such a magical time.
I used to know a girl named stormi. I currently work with two different girls named autumn and winter. Winters best friend from childhood is named spring.
Mullets are making a comeback. Popular haircut for little boys where I live. I think this particular hair style could have stayed in the past...
I briefly dated a guy named Rolin (pronounced like "rolling") Thunder Thomas. Yes, he was conceived during a thunderstorm.
My physiotherapist's last name was Storm and there's a TV presenter called Storm Huntley.
One of my 50+ first cousins is named Storm. When she was born it was an unusual name and someone asked my aunt if the next child was going to be named Wagon Wheels. My aunt did not take it well.
Met a couple wiith a kid named Storm. I hate to say it, but he was a horribly behaved kid. I dont blame the kid. He would do destructive things and his parents would smile and just say "Storm". To top it off. Other kid is named Tempest. I cant remember when I was so angry with parents not being a parent.
Grover, unfortunately.
For me there has only ever been one Grover .. One ha ha ha ha ha ..( think Count)
There was the president, Grover Cleveland and a Looney Tunes short featuring a groundhog named Grover.
Load More Replies...I went to school with a guy named Grover. Nice guy. I wonder what he's up to these days.
Well, nobody names their kids after presidents anymore - well, except for on Sesame Street.
I think Grover Cleveland was a very popular President. I had several uncles on both my mom and dad's side named Grover Cleveland (their own last name).
"Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!"
I dunno about you, but I haven't seen many people named Gilgamesh lately.
Did it have the scene where Enkidu was graphically boinking Shamhat out in the field?
Load More Replies...
Llewellyn. I believe there was no registry of this name being used for newborns last year.
I have a couple Llewellyn friends. Not uncommon amongst New Zealanders of Welsh ancestry.
A college prof of mine named Llewelyn went by Bo. I have no idea...
Load More Replies...I’ve alway loved that name ever since a read a Welsh about a Lord with that name and his dog. Welsh Legendary Tales, it was my grandfather’s book.
Jeeves. But I think it has a strong correlation to butlers and no parent wants to condemn their child to a life of butler-hood. Hell, even Jerry Seinfeld had a bit on that name.
Edit: TIL there was a series of short stories about a man named Reginald Jeeves. I always thought Jeeves was a first name. In fact, I've only ever heard of it used as the main identifier and never as a surname. The more you know. I still stand by my answer though.
Back in my day he was just a search engine. Lol
Load More Replies...Jeeves IS a surname. In Jeeves’ and Wooster’s time (1920’s, I think) servants were addressed by their last names. The butler and the housekeeper might have had an honorific before it.
Ah, no. Only senior servants such as butler, housekeeper and cook would be adressed by their last name. Footmen, bootboys and maids would be called by their given name.
Load More Replies...Right. His first name is Reginald, which isn't exactly popular either.
Load More Replies...Back when "posh twit" was believed to be the limit of Hugh Laurie's range...
Load More Replies...Butlers are highly trained, highly esteemed, and highly paid. The title is/was an aspiration of many. The idea that simply being in a service position makes it a point of ridicule says a lot about our culture.
All true, but as others have pointed out, Jeeves is a valet, not a butler.
Load More Replies...
I can tell you that there certainly are children in the UK school system right now with the following names, which were suggested in posts here:
Amadeus, Ethel, Reginald, Roger, Maurice, Mercedes, Wilhelmina, Julius, Mildred, Myra, Myrtle, Beulah, Cora, Isis and Osama.
No Adolf, Rutherford, Orenthal or Judas though.
Well, Rutherford Hayes would say: "Not exactly" :)
Load More Replies...
Eustace.
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." C.S. Lewis
(Damn you beat me to it). "His parents called him 'Eustace Clarence', and his schoolmasters called him 'Scrubb'. I cannot tell you how his friends spoke to him, for he had none."
Load More Replies...It’s definitely pronounced the first way. There was a character with this name on Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Load More Replies...Too much like Useless. Nominative determinism in the case of the UK minister of agriculture.
Gertrude?
My name, but call me anything other than Trudy and I will probably not respond.
I see a lot of people suggesting "old lady names" but they are the super popular ones. My daughter's preschool classmates and my high school friends children have names like Cora, Louisa, Mabel, Millie, Maeve, Evelyn, Dorothy/Dottie, Matilda, Gertrude, Pearl.
Not a single Jessica, Ashley, Heather, Jennifer, or any of those over-saturated 80s baby names.
I rember reading about the cycle of baby names. When naming a baby the common names our your own generation feel too common, your parents generation seem dated your grandparents sound old, but your great grandparents generation sounds classic and fresh again.
Literally 1/3 of all the Caucasian women I know are split between these names and Michelle.
Load More Replies...My name is Heather, and you call it over saturated 80's (born '81) but I literally only knew two growing up.
Between the time I started high school and finished it, there were 31 Heathers.
Load More Replies...My mother name was dawn, never really that poplar of a name, her mother name was Judy. Kinda more poplar then dawn. My dad name was Duane which have only heard couple people named that and they are around his age. His mother name was granite which was a very unique name. And his father name was William. Which has aways been one with the decades. My name is Patricia. Never went to school with anyone with the name there was a younger girl name it. My sister name April was a little bit more common then my name was. I have met older people with my name. But not younger, except for that one girl. My first girl is gonna hate me cause I named her bella for the meaning of beautiful in three lang. Seconde daughter named Katharine, which has aways been one with decades, however you don't hear it often. And my last child ......I named adrionna. I had a great great great grandmother name Iona and wanted to name her after her.
My husband name is Leroy, hear it from time to time. His dad has the same name. And his dad was named Lonnie, and his dad was named Andrew. His mother name has a cool name sheleda, and my husband's two sister sharolette and shonda.
Load More Replies...I'm Jennifer, born in 1972. My mother was Barbara, which is not a terribly common name anymore. Her mother was Lois, which is also pretty rare at this point. My great-grandmother (Lois' mother) was Dorothy, another name which has fallen out of favor.
I was born in 1983 and my name is Heather. There were 5 other Heather's in my graduating class. Side note: Heather's is a great cult classic.
I have quite a few sisters, including a Jennifer and an Ashley. Also love the name Millie-
Of course you do, I'd expect nothing less. I only have 2, Reese and Blake.
Load More Replies...My youngest daughter is Heather Ashley and my adopted daughter is Ashley...
Gary. Once a very common name, only four babies were called Gary last year in the UK.
Just doesn't have a ring to it, little baby Gary.
My dad and brother are both named Gary, but it's more common in the US. Of course, my brother is in his 40s, so I'm not sure how popular it is with newer generations.
I dated a Gary in HS. Graduated HS in '90, so we were both born in the early '70s.
Load More Replies...I know a 12 year old named Gary. It's unrelated but I dislike him immensely
Ebenezer
"'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode!" Who remembers that song? Apparently it contains references to drugs, who knew?
It's actually "E's are good, E's are good" according the to writer in an interview. "Naughty, naughty, very naughty" indeed.
Load More Replies...I know a boy, 10 years old named Ebeneezer. He has a younger brother named Jedadia
Yep, I have come across a young black lad, (talented cricketer) called Ebenezer
Was at a church and saw a grave to "Manly Powers." I've never met a "Manly" before. All of us guys decided to have our picture taken with the grave while we flexed our muscles.
We had a chap called Simon Manley in school. He was very short. One day in geography class, the teacher was out and he was jumping from desk to desk. My neighbour looks at me and says, "One small step for man, one giant leap for Manley."
Dorcus, it was my great-grandmother's name.
Are you sure it wasn't the Biblical name Dorcas, which means 'gazelle'?
She is mentioned in Acts 9:36-42 some translations call her Tabitha. Dorcas is from the Greek. She was charitable and it mentioned she made clothing for those in need and was raised from the dead by Peter.
Dorcas is the name of one of the main characters in Larkrise to Candleford, a tv series set in the 19th centenary and based on true stories. I've never heard it otherwise and completely forgot it was a name until now.
I thought it was Dorcas. I knew a 38-year-old woman a couple years ago named that.
I've met people named Dorcas. Though I live in South Africa and indigenous people give their kids Biblical 'white' names all the time. The trend of giving kids a 'white' name and a name in the tribal language is dying out now, thank goodness. (I believe it was law pre-1994. One of my colleagues HATES her English first name, calls it her "apartheid name" and goes by her second name.
Mildred and Edith
My late grandmother was Mildred and my late aunt was Edith. Both were awesome.
My Mother's Mother was Edith Mary and my middle name is Meredith after her. My Mother came up with my Grandmothers name back to front and I think it's very sweet
My great aunt is named Mildred but we call her Merrid because none of the kids growing up could pronounce her name
Two of my great aunts had those names. Mildred was my maternal grandmother's sister and Edith was my paternal grandfather's sister.
Edith is having a bit of a renaissance in the UK - huge trend in WW1 names going on over the last 10 years or so. Florence, Evie, Wilfred, Arthur etc.
I called my self Gay at school as I went to an all girl Anglo school in the 60's and as my name was not Jenny,Sue, Jan, Anne, Pam and so on I was constantly asked if I was a wog or ethnic. I am now 66 and think my name is beautiful
Orenthal
Caillou
Cool. I didn't know that. How fitting. He's like a pebble in your shoe.
Load More Replies...No. If you listen to the lyrics of the opening song, he makes it all about him showing he's narcissistic. In one episode, when his dad is changing his baby daughters diaper, the dad looks away for a minute and when Caillou looks at his baby sister for a few seconds, an angry look comes across his face and he pinches the baby causing her to cry.
Load More Replies...Caillou isn't really a name, though. It just means "pebble" in French.
My son watched that show all the time, when he was about 2. Name is Kaapo on Finnish, and I think it's still pretty normal name here :D but he did have annoying, whining voice, atleast with the Finnish actor..
Little b*stard causes all kinds of trouble and gets away with it. Whines if he doesn't get his way and gets away with it. Kill the little creep and make everybody happy.
Caillou! Ne how? ( Soz I don't know how to spell it) Whaaaaa?
Wilhelmina
Queen Wilhelmina, grandmother to the current Dutch King, Willem Alexander.
Queen Wilhelmina - Queen Juliana - Queen Beatrix. So great-grandmother. Her father was a Willem- had to name his only daughter after himself.
Load More Replies...I have a good friend who named her daughter Wilhelmina. They call her Mina for short. She's 5.
I love it ♥️: wil + helm + -a (the strong-willed protect +ress ). I named my daughter the short form "Wilma" instead of it, only because our last name is soooo long "Wilhelmina Verylongsurname" wouldn't fit on any form/document/passport. (And because 2 of her great grandmother's were a Selma and a Hilma).
Bort
In which countries/languages was/is Bort a common name? Genuinely curious, as I've never heard of it.
Linda. It's a weird name for a baby. Great for getting hr jobs, though.
You guys are mad. Almost every other child in Africa is called Linda.
Linda Carter, Linda Cardellini, Linda Hamilton, Linda Hunt, Linda Fiorentino.
When my mom named me Linda in 1948, she thought she was choosing something wildlly exotic. By 1949, it was thet #1 girls' name.
My mom named me Amy in 1968 while reading Little Women. It was not at all popular then the 70's hit lol
Load More Replies...Beautiful in Spanish - Snake in the Nordic languages. My ex-wife was Linda. She transmogrified.
Ironically (per the title to this post), the name means pretty in Spanish. I knew that because that's what my mom told me (it's also my name).
Mordechai
No one play Borderlands? There is a character called Mordecai. He is a sniper with a bird called Bloodwing.
The name Lucille, unfortunately. I thinks it's just beautiful sounding. It sounds so pure, and it calls to mind the concept of... bright, white light, somehow.
It also calls to mind Negan's deadly barbwire wrapped bat from The Walking Dead!
My grandmother's name was Nora Lucille. She went by Lucille. All her siblings had rhyming middle names. Gary Deal (F) Ollie Neal. (M). And the worst was Anis Deal. (F). I think their parents ran out of names that rhymed so they named the first and last girls with the same middle name. It carried on and my dad was Bobby Deal. Not Robert, just Bobby.
Tell a country fan and they'll start singing Kenny Rogers! Telling someone new my name, Marina (yes, like a boat dock), often results in them singing the Italian (?) song, "Marina, Marina, Marina..." Boy, I've never heard THAT before!
Balthazar
Well he's actually Paul Balthazar so maybe family calls him just Paul. :)
Load More Replies...Tell me you want your child to be a monster/vampire/demon hunter with out saying it
Chauncey.
EDIT: Everyone knows exactly 1 person/gerbil named Chauncey.
My first boyfriend's name was Chauncey. I always thought it was a weird name.
Chauncey Gardener, portrayed hilariously by Peter Sellers in Being There.
As you know, his name wasn't actually Chauncey. He introduced himself as "Chance, the gardener", and the big-wigs heard it wrong. Sellers' best performance. (He thought so, too.)
Load More Replies...Æthelred
Aethelred Redeless - Aethelred no-counsel - he wasn't unready, he had stupid advisors.
Load More Replies...Ozymandias. Fun fact: MY name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. Oh, Moses isn't that common either. EDIT: Apparently Moses (and multiple variations of it) are quite common.
Ozymandrias is the Greek version of what we would call Ramses II. And Ramses is still in use.
I had a (Black) child named Moses in my class last year. (Biblical names are common in the South African indigenous population.)
What about the actress from Star Wars? Her name is Moses.
Load More Replies...Ulyssess
Most "Al" names. I've never met an Alfred, Albert, Alvin, or Alphonse in my life. Edit: Everybody and their f*****g grandmother knows an Alfred/Alfredo except for me. Edit 2: This comment was a f*****g mistake. Edit 3: It's been a good run but f**k inbox replies.
You do know the sauce was named after a person by the name of Alfredo. It's a legitimate name.
Load More Replies...My grandmother had Alvina has a middle name. She hated it so much I only found out what the A stood for when she died.
Load More Replies...these names are common in Sweden for small children, although with different spellings
I had three of those Al names in my family. They're all older generations but they were there
My father's name is Al. I've never met anyone younger than him with the name Al.
Xerxes
Edit: Apparently it's a lot more common than I realized.
Bless you! For showing pronunciation, not cuz I thought you sneezed.
Load More Replies...
I once knew a kid named Knickerbocker, went by Nick.
Bonus comment: my dentist is named Dann, not short for Daniel, just Dann with 2 n's.
I tried to make the feeble joke "So he's your d-e-n-n-t-i-s-t?" (without the hyphens), but the damn autocorrect won't let me misspell "dentist"!
Danntist (I beat my autocorrect into submission, just for you)
Load More Replies...
Ethel.
Mine was named Ethel, too! She was born 1901. I mentioned earlier that my mom made it my middle name. Grandma was horrified, said it was an old lady’s name when she got it!
Load More Replies...Megatron. A shame that Family Guy has played such a role in its decline.
Booker. I really wish this one was still used. EDIT: This was in reference to Booker DeWitt, sorry to disappoint the five time world champion.
George Clooney from Roseanne! He dated Roseanne's sister Jackie and was their boss at the plastics factory.
Nyarlathothep
I'm not giving my kid a name that sounds like an ingredient in some cough medicine.
David Bowie's grandmother is buried in a graveyard near me. Her name was Zillah. Apparently it is biblical? I had a co worker who was pregnant, I put this forward as possible name. But it was a no.
I don't know why some people feel the need to resurrect old-fashioned names for their kids.*Turns to daughter* Right, Emmeline?
My actual name is Karen. I assure you, no one is naming their kid that these days.
Screw all these ancient names, we have to start name children with the names of Zarg, Borgon or Gorzan. For the sake of sci-fi movies. For the future. We don't want a destroyed, desert-of-planet that's been ruled by almighty Jackie.
I have distant relatives that all had 'Euph' beginning names, Euphegenia and Euphemia are the only two I remember though, there was like 8 kids in the family. I discovered them while visiting the family graveyard (graveyard named after my paternal grandmothers family because apparently the whole bloody small town was related to us and we donated the land for the cemetery)
David Bowie's grandmother is buried in a graveyard near me. Her name was Zillah. Apparently it is biblical? I had a co worker who was pregnant, I put this forward as possible name. But it was a no.
I don't know why some people feel the need to resurrect old-fashioned names for their kids.*Turns to daughter* Right, Emmeline?
My actual name is Karen. I assure you, no one is naming their kid that these days.
Screw all these ancient names, we have to start name children with the names of Zarg, Borgon or Gorzan. For the sake of sci-fi movies. For the future. We don't want a destroyed, desert-of-planet that's been ruled by almighty Jackie.
I have distant relatives that all had 'Euph' beginning names, Euphegenia and Euphemia are the only two I remember though, there was like 8 kids in the family. I discovered them while visiting the family graveyard (graveyard named after my paternal grandmothers family because apparently the whole bloody small town was related to us and we donated the land for the cemetery)
