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Everything in this world is transient, and fashion especially. Moreover, the fashion for names. What was incredibly popular with our grandparents looks really vintage and dust-covered today. Where did the wonderful Ebenezers and Jebedais, Wilhelminas and Lucilles go? Unfortunately, their number is decreasing every year.

On the other hand, there is also a reverse process. For example, back in the nineties, only the most stubborn fans of ancient mythology knew the name "Hermione", and in the 21st century the number of girls with this name in the USA and the UK is approaching several thousand. What is there to say? Just look at the NFL rosters in, say, 1992 and 2022 - and compare how much the naming trends have changed.

There is a popular thread in the AskReddit community whose topic starter once asked the question: "What first name is not used anymore?" To date, the thread boasts over 30.7K upvotes and roughly 31.3K comments with several thousand incredibly diverse first names.

Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of the most popular comments of this thread: from the ancient and even fictional Gilgamesh and Nyarlathotep to Kermit and Dorcas, undeservedly forgotten in recent years. In general, feel free to scroll to the very end (there are real gems at the end, just trust us!), like your favorite ones and if we missed something, be sure to write these names in the comments!

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#1

30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group My grandfather's name was Kermit. He went by KW. His best friends growing up were Ernie and Elmo (Elmo went by Bogue).

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StrangeOne
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Grandpa's name is Ernie. He's more like Bert.

Judes
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather's name was Bert (short for Lambertus). He was nothing like Ernie or Bert.

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glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't see a problem with this name. Even if it does happen to be associated with an awesome frog puppet.

Kitten Dog Mom
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a great great grandfather named Nimrod😳

Hecate109
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My FIL is Elmo. He gets alot of red stuffed monsters as gifts.

Laura Carney
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have gone through this list and am surprised the name Karen wasn't mentioned!

Kacy Harrison
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather’s name was Valiant Cleophus. They called him Vic.

Mary Hiers
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to high school with a Kermit in the 80s. He was actually fairly popular.

Notyomama
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know an Earl Elmo. I won't post the last name, but he is the 3rd.

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    #2

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Adolf

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why the name went out of fashion? Did someone with that name ruin it for everyone else?

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think any kid who was named Adolf after WW2 just went by Aldo.

    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle was called Adolf (named after his dad, my grandpa, who stubbornly insisted that he "still has the right to name his son after himself" regardless of the connotation 🙄 ) ... He obviously hated it and went by "Adu" all his life. (Pronounced "adoo", for y'all English speakers)

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the rise of far right extremism it wouldn't surprise me if there will be a few Adolfs around.

    Nitka Tsar
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Germany. It‘s not forbidden exactly, but any Baby name must be approved and I don‘t think this will be ok yet. Maybe in 10 years or so.

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    Mary Lou
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while we are at it, to all the american writers and film makers out there: when naming a young or middle aged German Character in a film supposed to play today STOP USING NAZI ERA FILMS AS INSPIRATION TO NAME PROTAGONISTS!!! Like I am in my late 40s and literally neverr met a Wolfgang, Rudolf or Helga who wasn´t at least 20 - 30 years my senior! Imagine reading a book or watching a film playing in ´22 and then the American killer and the hipster girl are called Humphrey and Hortense. It sometimes almost ruins the story for me.

    Happy Blue Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spanish there are still men named Adolfo.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is counterbalanced by Spanish men being also called Jesus. ;-)

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    Pan Narrans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a popular name in The Netherlands, now usually replaced by Dolf.

    Martine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in the Flemish part of Belgium. I know a few men called Dolf.

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt there is another name that was so popular in a nation and got outdated so quickly...

    Pillowarmidiloroku
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s litteraly illegal to name your kid hitler

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, didn't some white supremacist couple in the US try that on and have their kids swiftly taken away?

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    Thatkamloopsguy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will probable make a come back in the southern states.

    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear this is true. Had a college here in Germany called.... wait for it..... waaaaaaaaaait: Adolf Schiedler.

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    #3

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Gay. Have 2 great aunts named Gay.

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    Squirrelly Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old definition of gay is happy. So Gay, the name, used to be akin to naming a child Joy.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another older meaning of gay was "impudent" or "fresh". When you hear characters in old movies saying "Don't get gay with me!", they meant something entirely different than they might today.

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    Martin Kaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a realtor in Maryland named Gay Horney.

    Frances M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for a man named Gay, it was short for Gabriel and was a popular first name in Ireland post WW2.

    Powerful Katrinka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was named Gay. I always thought that it was a lovely name.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a woman at my church named Gaye, I've never seen a female one without the e on the end.

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who does. Her kids became masters at shutting people down who tried to make fun of their mother’s name. And hee own mother had such joy and, dare I say, “gaiety” describing how they came it choose the name and how much they loved it.

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    FRAN6IX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: the word gay also means happy

    Eiram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gai Hooker, formerly maiden name of Gai Love. My high school teacher from Australia. Normal names for them.

    Daniel Yamada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marvin Gay changed the spelling of his name to "Gaye".

    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once knew a woman named Gayla.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's not Gay though, is it?

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    #4

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Isis. Poor Egyptian woman..

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this name unfortunately recent history has screwed us over

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...it's such beautiful name too...

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    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor girl got shamed and accused of playing a sick joke by some soldiers at a military family event because her name is Isis.

    AP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone named Isis (named after the goddess) and she has a horrible time with it at work and social media. FB tries to flag or block her posts even though she's posting about food 😑

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met several pets over the years with the name Isis...the sweetest one was a female rotwiller her head took up my whole lap but that didn't stop her from sitting on me lol my friend has a picture you can only see my legs from the knee down and my hands on her back. She gives the best cuddles though :)

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earl on Downton Abbey had a dog named Isis, too.

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a shame, it's a beautiful name..

    leo mont
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a girl i went to high school with named this, but it was spelled "icyis"

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know one Isis, met her and her family on a trip to Japan. Obviously her dad played on the significance of the name but I knew what it actually meant.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the name of an ancient Egyptian goddess. Western journalists tacked the name onto a terrorist organization who don't call themselves that at all.

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so pretty (isis was an egyptian goddess of motherhood and magic), unfortunately, some a**holes who took their peaceful religion and gave it a violent reputation and caused so much hate for people who actually follow it ruined the name :(

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    #5

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I was at a rural graveyard recently and a woman's name was Experience, she was buried next to her sister Patience.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend’s 10-year-old daughter is named Patience.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met quite a few ladies named Patience and a lovely gent named Justice. So far they seem to live up to their names...although the only Charity I ever met was a greedy bugger.

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    Kise Miarse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience is sort of nice, but something about Experience sounds awkward

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can be born patient, it's weird being born... with experience...

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    RMA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite two ‘virtue’ names are Serendipity and Verity. Both not that unusual in my homeland, Australia.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the name Verity. My sister had a friend in high school called Verity, plus she had red hair, so I was a bit jealous.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in school I knew two unrelated girls, Chastity and Charity. Both were of Filipino, if that offers any explanation.

    Aunt Riarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an aunt called Prudence. She had 6 children in 7 years....

    Ruby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a Graceful and a Peaceful

    Zenozenobee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being French, my family tree was basicaly Nicole, Anne, Marie, Suzanne for women, Jean, Nicolas, François for men during centuries. Then the Révolution hit the fan and people were allowed more names and pretty optimistic apparently. Everyone became flowers or virtue for a decade or two.

    No One
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my youngest was a girl she would have been named Patience.

    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to meet someone named Grand Master Cat Blaster. (Capital acquisitions tax… not the murder mitten moggy.)

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    #6

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Nobody has the name Agamemnon anymore. I plan to fix that some day.

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    Girts Frīdbergs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without history, why would you name your child like that? It's a b***h to pronounce it.

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    Trentin Quarantino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still exists in Greece. It's not common but it's still used.

    Firstname Lastname
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named my stuffed animal Egg-amemnon as a play on the name, but that's just because she's the Easter bunny. We call her Aggie for short.

    Withnail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a baby Agamemnon Smith... that child is going to learn to sink or swim early in life.

    Manni Bhatti
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I l worked with someone called Agamemnon. He was a Greek scientist and was absolutely lovely! I also worked alongside a girl called Soapy. Perhaps the world of science attracts quirky names…

    Alma Muminovic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mouse was named Agamemnon and my other one was Clytemnestra.

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agamemnon sacrificed his daughter Iphigenia's life to win a war.

    Atreïdes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sacrificed his daughter after the war as soon as he got back home. I think he promised to sacrifice the first creature he saw, which unfortunately was his daughter.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letters in Agamemnon can be rearranged to spell Mean Mango, which I think we would all agree is a better name. (The letters can also spell “Goanna, mme” a common Australian dinner table comment ;)

    KWilly
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A buddy from work got a dog from another friend of ours. When he was a puppy I would go over and play with him and told buddy #1 all about him. Since I "knew" the puppy, he asked for names. I told him Agamemnon but he told me he couldn't call for him when he was drunk with a name like that. I told him to call him "Aggie" for short...... his name is now Ray. Disappointed is an understatement.

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pastor friend had a miniature schnauzer named Sennacherib - Snack for short.

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    #7

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Gaylord

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaylord Focker. Best, worst name ever!

    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus one needs to stay in the past. It's not a bad name but kids are cruel and the poor Gaylord wouldn't get to the end of his schooling completely unscathed.

    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaylord Ravenal is a character in "Showboat" (which also has characters named Magnolia and Parthenia).

    Midoribird Aoi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know two; both elderly gentlemen.

    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaylord Perry. Hall of Fame baseball player. The San Francisco Giants retired his number, 36, in 2005

    Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a restaurant close my house, Gaylord something. I did not know Gaylord was a name 🫢

    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A name stemming from old French.

    Gayla Ann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story about a son named Gaylord that sued his patents is fake. Do some research people.

    Sam Lin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaylord Nelson, environmentalist, the founder of the world earth day.

    Danger Molotow-Anjachie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a young french footbalplayer from france having this name

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    #8

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Judas

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    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Jude and Judah are still around.

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact Saint Jude was originally called Judas. The church changed it because nobody was praying to him.

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    Allison Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you 13 pieces of silver that someone still has that name somewhere.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was actually 30 pieces of silver,but yeah, nice try.

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    Mayra Gomes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady Gaga used to be in love with him

    ️‍grindelwald️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't know if i should make a judas priest reference or a Lady Gaga/Norman Reedus reference.

    Jo Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was actually a Book of Judas that was cut from the bible when it was condensed by the Catholic Church centuries ago. Rediscovered in the 80s

    Mikey Kliss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were 3 disciples named Judas by the by

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why everyone knows Iscariot's surname. How many other discple's last names are common knowledge? Not even Simon, who is called Peter, who is called Jeffrey, who is called Deborah (Tuesdays only, by appointment).

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    Laura M D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a man called Judas. There were two of them "the good one" and "the bad one". You guys are assuming the name is after the bad one... Haha just joking, I also think about that when I hear someone mentioning this persons name

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    #9

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Ursula, sea-witch straight up ruined that name

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ursula was fabulous though. I see nothing wrong with having that name simply because of her.

    kcanded
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE.'

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    Nevid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The president of the European Commission (the equivalent of the EU president or prime minister) is Ursula von der Leyen.

    Pantea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her character is very similar to the cartoon Ursula.

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    E B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of Ursula LeGuin, who is one of my favorite authors.

    LittleWombat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of the gorgeous legendary Ursula Andress 😍

    W.G. SamKito - bored
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! She was a great inspiration to all these dads back then naming their daughters Ursula!

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    Yaz Cam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still popular in the Caribbean islands.

    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to have that name, you need to have one hell of a singing voice.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and have boatloads of charisma to match!

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, Phoebe's twin ruined that name.

    Jus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still normally used in my country. American cartoons don't ruin it for everyone.

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    #10

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Had a Great Grandfather named Granite Commodore. I look forward to my son assuming this bad a*s name. Edit: His name was Garnet Commodore. I typed this comment via mobile, didn't proofread. I come back 6 days later and this f****r blew up. My highest rated comment ever was a complete mistake. s**t.

    anon , Hedning Report

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very nice SX-64, btw.

    Abed Habi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t had a computer yet that I liked better than my old SX-64.

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never take spelling for granite lol!

    steve g
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auto-correct could've done better - 'Granite Commode' would've been awesome :D

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't take auto-correct accuracy for granite - the teknologee is nt prefekt

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    bruh JJ’s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there’s an uncle Garnet somewhere in my family. He was into baseball.

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    Max
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a male relative named Garnet too.

    kcanded
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garnet is a cool name, same as Opal.

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    #11

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Flavius. Though my sister insists she's going to name one of her children that when she has them. My mother says there's no way she's allowing that Edit: firstly, holy s**t I did not expect this many upvotes Secondly, my comment about my sister naming one of her children Flavius isn't serious, she says it to get a rise from my mother. It's just a family inside joke. Lastly, yeah I get that it's still a popular name in Romania, 100 people have already told me that.

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    kim morris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much wanted to name my first born son "Robin", was told no in very stern terms by my ex. So he was named Something Benjamin. Then my FIL told me to change his middle name, because it sounded "too Jewish". I am not making this up. Second son. My inlaws came to the hospital, and again told me to change HIS name, because it would be confused with his great-uncle, who was 80something at the time. Nevermind that her children were named after her brother, her other brother, her husband, and her cousin. SO glad they're both dead now.

    Alexia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I confirm it is very popular in Romania, probably due to Latin origins. My colleague's husband is named Flavius, and I had a classmate named Flavia.

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why this won't work in the english-speaking world, right? "Hey, how many flavius do you come in?"

    Claire Ferguson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I told my mum we were thinking of calling our son Leandro (his dad is Portuguese, am Scottish) she told us she didn't like that, to pick something else so I named him Leandro :)

    Don't you wish you knew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before my daughter was born we called her Tallulah. I definitely think this name could easily make the list.

    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern Italian version of "Flavius" is "Flavio" or "Flavia" for women. I think it was originally a surname, but in past times naming someone with a first name similar to their surname was pretty common, so "Flavio Flavi" would not be out of the ordinary. Lancia made a great car called the "Lancia Flavia". It's a pity Lancia is a shadow of its former self.

    Arenite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flavia is used again in the Latin community. It means “blond”.

    Ilaria A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flavio e Flavia are very common names in Italy.....

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    #12

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Never met a Heathcliff

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window, Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window."

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That book is easily one of the darkest and most gripping books I have ever read! The song is chilling yet gripping as well.

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    Trentin Quarantino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met a Heathcliff. He worked for a cat rescue charity. I never saw him banging his head against a tree and shouting "Cathy"

    Beverly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heath Ledger's name was Heathcliff.

    Miro Van Nunen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my whole life not once have I heard this name.

    Aria Whitaker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is disgraced and jailed now....but if you were once a fan, The Cosby Show's dad, played by Bill Cosby, was named Heathcliff Huxtable. Only time, other than this comic strip, I have heard the name myself.

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    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with a Heath, but I'm not sure if it's short for Heathcliff. I've asked him before but he didn't give me a direct answer 🤔

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the doctor on the Cosby Show was Heathcliff Huxtable, ObGYN. His wife referred to him as Cliff. Heathcliff is a common African American name, found largely along the Eastern Seaboard. It originated in England around the 11th century, indicating a cliff side farm, but later meant someone who worked on a farm.

    Lily bloom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt it will be used again after the tv character associated with a sexual predator.

    G'ma B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "H e a t h c l i f f Come to me!" "H e a t h c l i f f Come to me!" "H e a t h c l i f f Come to me!"

    Jeff Whisenhunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heathcliff Slocumb was a major league baseball player in the 90s

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    #13

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Hortense

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    Jefferson Selvy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of one of King Charles II's mistresses (there were many).

    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hortense Mancini--she had an incredible life but was dogged by an abusive husband. She wrote her own memoirs, and Charles dropped her for having affairs with men and women while with him.

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    Bianca Saville
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two men talking in a bar. "Is that Hortense over there?" "No, she looks quite relaxed to me".

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks pointing out the two reasons the name is no longer popular.

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    Alexia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite common in Romania, with the Latinized form Hortensia.

    Kise Miarse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care much for Hortense, but the Hortensia form is quite nice.

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    Edurne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Spanish version of this name, Ortencia, was very popular when my grandmother was little.. there are quite a few ladies named Ortencia over here :)

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it with a French accent: “Orr-TONSS”.

    Ueda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known quite a few orthense in France where this name is still popular.

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a Hortense a few years ago.

    SirWriteALot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My. son's teacher was called Hortense.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has a book character named Hortensia.

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    #14

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Nebuchadnezzar.

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    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Radshack, Meshach or Abednego, either.

    J Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it got late, my grandfather would tell the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Tobedwego!

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    Happy Blue Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an actor on Designing Woman named Meshach Taylor.

    Joel Hopkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely name my hover craft Nebuchadnezzar.

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too long. Imagine having a kid named Nebuchadnezzar. Imagine this, you are at the playground and you want him to come to you for something . If his name is Bob, easy peasy "Bob! Come here". The kid is going to bolt over. Nebuchadnezzar is a different story. "Ne-bu-cha-dne-zzar! Come here". By the time you are at ...nezzar he's tuned out and ignored you.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's plenty of Nebuchadnezzars out there, but everyone nicknames them "Chad". That's the only justification I can think of for the name Chad.

    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read in the 80s about a chap who hated that hairdressing salons would ask for his first name. He came up with a fix. "Hello, I'd like to make an appointment." "The name?" "Mr Smith." "We go by first names. Your first name, Mr Smith." "Nebuchadnezzar." "When would you like the appointment for, Mr Smith."

    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what would the nick name be? Nebby, Nezzer or would it be Chad? "Name is Nebuchadneezer but we call him Chad.

    AW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Akkadian it's spelled Nabu-kudurri-uṣur, meaning “O Nabu, watch over my heir, so it's really just Nebu/Nabu

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone would want to name their child after the biblical king responsible for destroying King Solomon's temple.

    Lily bloom
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to name their kid that regardless of that story?

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    #15

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I went to school with 2 different boys named Storm while I was growing up. Different schools, but they both had mullets and wore NASCAR shirts. Never again will we live in such a magical time.

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    Bill Tinsley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to know a girl named stormi. I currently work with two different girls named autumn and winter. Winters best friend from childhood is named spring.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she's sick of the 'Winter is coming' jokes..

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    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mullets are making a comeback. Popular haircut for little boys where I live. I think this particular hair style could have stayed in the past...

    Luna
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many women can rock it though!

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its still a common name, same as Summer too

    Nightshade1972
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I briefly dated a guy named Rolin (pronounced like "rolling") Thunder Thomas. Yes, he was conceived during a thunderstorm.

    Maddie Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My physiotherapist's last name was Storm and there's a TV presenter called Storm Huntley.

    Cristine Hellström
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this name is not uncommon in Scandinavia!

    Sigrid Vinter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Storm is a very popular name in Denmark these days

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my 50+ first cousins is named Storm. When she was born it was an unusual name and someone asked my aunt if the next child was going to be named Wagon Wheels. My aunt did not take it well.

    L hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a couple wiith a kid named Storm. I hate to say it, but he was a horribly behaved kid. I dont blame the kid. He would do destructive things and his parents would smile and just say "Storm". To top it off. Other kid is named Tempest. I cant remember when I was so angry with parents not being a parent.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my older brother's friends named their four girls after seasons. Winter, Summer, Spring, and Autumn.

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    #16

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Grover, unfortunately.

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    Blitzø
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of Grover from the PJO series- love him

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me there has only ever been one Grover .. One ha ha ha ha ha ..( think Count)

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was the president, Grover Cleveland and a Looney Tunes short featuring a groundhog named Grover.

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    Linda Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with a guy named Grover. Nice guy. I wonder what he's up to these days.

    Kathleen Pearlman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, nobody names their kids after presidents anymore - well, except for on Sesame Street.

    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Grover Cleveland was a very popular President. I had several uncles on both my mom and dad's side named Grover Cleveland (their own last name).

    MisterE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grover Cleveland Alexander, HOF baseball pitcher

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    Erjenn Rejano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The president Grover Cleveland DUH

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!"

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else think of the late president Grover Cleveland?

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    #17

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I dunno about you, but I haven't seen many people named Gilgamesh lately.

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    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing because he was evil to the smurfs.

    J Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things are looking up for old Gil!

    asexualotl (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flashbacks to my epic of gilgamesh play in fifth grade rn

    Atreïdes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it have the scene where Enkidu was graphically boinking Shamhat out in the field?

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    CG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I think of Gilgamesh, I only think of the Fate series, or Final Fantasy.

    Max
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd need to get him some friends named Enkidu and Shamhat.

    Rocket ship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gilgamesh from Eternals (marvel)

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    #18

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Llewellyn. I believe there was no registry of this name being used for newborns last year.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a couple Llewellyn friends. Not uncommon amongst New Zealanders of Welsh ancestry.

    Pammy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A college prof of mine named Llewelyn went by Bo. I have no idea...

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    Aniviel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was Llewellyn - yes, he was Welsh! My grandson's middle name is Llewellyn.

    Autumn Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve alway loved that name ever since a read a Welsh about a Lord with that name and his dog. Welsh Legendary Tales, it was my grandfather’s book.

    Jo Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my sister was a boy she would have been called Owen Llewellyn. Yes, we are Welsh.

    A5562
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a young child in England called Llewelyn !

    chuckanders81
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of No country for old men

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    #19

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Jeeves. But I think it has a strong correlation to butlers and no parent wants to condemn their child to a life of butler-hood. Hell, even Jerry Seinfeld had a bit on that name. Edit: TIL there was a series of short stories about a man named Reginald Jeeves. I always thought Jeeves was a first name. In fact, I've only ever heard of it used as the main identifier and never as a surname. The more you know. I still stand by my answer though.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being pedantic here. Jeeves isn't a butler, he is a valet.

    ZombieSushi386
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my day he was just a search engine. Lol

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    Patricia Kersting
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeves IS a surname. In Jeeves’ and Wooster’s time (1920’s, I think) servants were addressed by their last names. The butler and the housekeeper might have had an honorific before it.

    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, no. Only senior servants such as butler, housekeeper and cook would be adressed by their last name. Footmen, bootboys and maids would be called by their given name.

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    DrBronxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange answer to stand by. "no-one names their children this name that was always a family name any more".

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was usual to address servants by their surname only. Hence Jeeves actually being his surname and no examples of it as a first name..

    Oreo Tookie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeves full name is Reginald Jeeves. He is a valet.

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when "posh twit" was believed to be the limit of Hugh Laurie's range...

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    Wintermute
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butlers are highly trained, highly esteemed, and highly paid. The title is/was an aspiration of many. The idea that simply being in a service position makes it a point of ridicule says a lot about our culture.

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All true, but as others have pointed out, Jeeves is a valet, not a butler.

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch this show. It's hysterical!

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    #20

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I can tell you that there certainly are children in the UK school system right now with the following names, which were suggested in posts here: Amadeus, Ethel, Reginald, Roger, Maurice, Mercedes, Wilhelmina, Julius, Mildred, Myra, Myrtle, Beulah, Cora, Isis and Osama. No Adolf, Rutherford, Orenthal or Judas though.

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    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like a last name.

    Oleg Tarasenko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Rutherford Hayes would say: "Not exactly" :)

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    Pammy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roger? Really? My father's name was Roger, and I know several others.

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Episode of CHEERS where Carla's family wanted her to name her son after the parents fathers. Problem; the dads were named Adolf (Hitler) and Benito (Musolini). Can you Imagine 🤔

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and, um.... Osama? Really?

    Verena Abt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julius? My son's eight, he's called Julius. What's wrong with Julius?

    Tacocat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a Myra, a Juda, a Mercedes, and a few Julius.

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    #21

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Eustace.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stupid Dog! You made me look bad! Ooga Booga Booga!"

    Kosnian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very much in use in Greece (how surprising) and some french speaking subsaharian African countries.

    Greymom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." C.S. Lewis

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Damn you beat me to it). "His parents called him 'Eustace Clarence', and his schoolmasters called him 'Scrubb'. I cannot tell you how his friends spoke to him, for he had none."

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    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a "reality" tv show here (US) called Mountain Men and one of the guys on the show is named Eustace.

    Lou Cam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an old grave yard by our house, so many Eustace's around mid 1800's!

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it like You-stace? or You=Stac-ee?

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s definitely pronounced the first way. There was a character with this name on Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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    Timmy Pillinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much like Useless. Nominative determinism in the case of the UK minister of agriculture.

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    #22

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Gertrude?

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was still popular when I was younger. Plus I had an aunt called Gertrude.

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name, but call me anything other than Trudy and I will probably not respond.

    Firefly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest was 11 when I was pregnant with the youngest (only 4 years ago) and she strongly wanted this to be the baby's name.

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Aunts neighbor is Gertrude...she goes by Gertie

    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a neighbor named Gertrude, we called her Gerty.

    Linda Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My godmother was Auntie Gertie. I miss her her and Uncle Gene.

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    #23

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I see a lot of people suggesting "old lady names" but they are the super popular ones. My daughter's preschool classmates and my high school friends children have names like Cora, Louisa, Mabel, Millie, Maeve, Evelyn, Dorothy/Dottie, Matilda, Gertrude, Pearl. Not a single Jessica, Ashley, Heather, Jennifer, or any of those over-saturated 80s baby names.

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    Bill Tinsley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shakespeare created the name Jessica. Factoid of the day

    Elea Bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He Anglicized it from the Hebrew name Isca.

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    Biofish23
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rember reading about the cycle of baby names. When naming a baby the common names our your own generation feel too common, your parents generation seem dated your grandparents sound old, but your great grandparents generation sounds classic and fresh again.

    Melissa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRB gotta pick up Bertha and Eustace from school!

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those names are still very much in use.

    Thida Yang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally 1/3 of all the Caucasian women I know are split between these names and Michelle.

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    Bella V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Heather, and you call it over saturated 80's (born '81) but I literally only knew two growing up.

    LadyPiehole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between the time I started high school and finished it, there were 31 Heathers.

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother name was dawn, never really that poplar of a name, her mother name was Judy. Kinda more poplar then dawn. My dad name was Duane which have only heard couple people named that and they are around his age. His mother name was granite which was a very unique name. And his father name was William. Which has aways been one with the decades. My name is Patricia. Never went to school with anyone with the name there was a younger girl name it. My sister name April was a little bit more common then my name was. I have met older people with my name. But not younger, except for that one girl. My first girl is gonna hate me cause I named her bella for the meaning of beautiful in three lang. Seconde daughter named Katharine, which has aways been one with decades, however you don't hear it often. And my last child ......I named adrionna. I had a great great great grandmother name Iona and wanted to name her after her.

    Fluffy mommy panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband name is Leroy, hear it from time to time. His dad has the same name. And his dad was named Lonnie, and his dad was named Andrew. His mother name has a cool name sheleda, and my husband's two sister sharolette and shonda.

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    Nightshade1972
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Jennifer, born in 1972. My mother was Barbara, which is not a terribly common name anymore. Her mother was Lois, which is also pretty rare at this point. My great-grandmother (Lois' mother) was Dorothy, another name which has fallen out of favor.

    Heather Strickland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 1983 and my name is Heather. There were 5 other Heather's in my graduating class. Side note: Heather's is a great cult classic.

    Blitzø
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have quite a few sisters, including a Jennifer and an Ashley. Also love the name Millie-

    Stolas <3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you do, I'd expect nothing less. I only have 2, Reese and Blake.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest daughter is Heather Ashley and my adopted daughter is Ashley...

    Luna Ross
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Jennifer, Ive never actually know that many others (scotland) I think it was much more popular in the US

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    #24

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Gary. Once a very common name, only four babies were called Gary last year in the UK. Just doesn't have a ring to it, little baby Gary.

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    Sami B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and brother are both named Gary, but it's more common in the US. Of course, my brother is in his 40s, so I'm not sure how popular it is with newer generations.

    Nightshade1972
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a Gary in HS. Graduated HS in '90, so we were both born in the early '70s.

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    The lesbian knitting panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a 12 year old named Gary. It's unrelated but I dislike him immensely

    Biofish23
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of many middle aged men named Gary, but I just can't even imagine a baby named Gary.

    PandaPops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garys get born at 45 years old wearing slippers

    Matan Yussman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear the name Gary I think of the rival from Pokémon Red

    Rachel Cobb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOTH of my grandfathers are named Gary.

    Yoli Lawrence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as they are known in Australia… “GAZZA!!!!!!”

    Anya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have trouble imagining a baby named Gary. I think every Gary is born as a grown a*s man with beard and chest hair.

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    #25

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Ebenezer

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode!" Who remembers that song? Apparently it contains references to drugs, who knew?

    Lou Cam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually "E's are good, E's are good" according the to writer in an interview. "Naughty, naughty, very naughty" indeed.

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    Marcia Ferris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a boy, 10 years old named Ebeneezer. He has a younger brother named Jedadia

    KayJay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 12-year-old son played baseball with an Ebenezer, so I can confirm this isn't dead yet.

    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's name is Ebenezer, I call him Beezer.

    Gabriela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country there's a small store named Ebeneezer in every town, no matter how small the town is

    G'ma B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a bad rap in "Scrooge!"

    Yasmin Janette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I hear the name Ebenezer I think of scrooge

    Melissa Hollowell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's middle name is Ebenezer. He's a weener dog.

    All's Gravy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I have come across a young black lad, (talented cricketer) called Ebenezer

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    #26

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Was at a church and saw a grave to "Manly Powers." I've never met a "Manly" before. All of us guys decided to have our picture taken with the grave while we flexed our muscles.

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    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a chap called Simon Manley in school. He was very short. One day in geography class, the teacher was out and he was jumping from desk to desk. My neighbour looks at me and says, "One small step for man, one giant leap for Manley."

    Hippopotamuses
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it as a surname, but never as a first name

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    Ruby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a "Manly" and a "Man" and a "Baby"

    Lily bloom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if his parents wanted lots of grandchildren?

    Alexia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen it as a family name. Like that lawyer involved in the Nassar scandal, John Manly.

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    #27

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Dorcus, it was my great-grandmother's name.

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    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't the Biblical name Dorcas, which means 'gazelle'?

    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is mentioned in Acts 9:36-42 some translations call her Tabitha. Dorcas is from the Greek. She was charitable and it mentioned she made clothing for those in need and was raised from the dead by Peter.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dorcas is the name of one of the main characters in Larkrise to Candleford, a tv series set in the 19th centenary and based on true stories. I've never heard it otherwise and completely forgot it was a name until now.

    Bianca Saville
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have recently taught girls with the name Dorcus.

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dorcas is very common here in Africa.

    Dorothy Stovall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Dorcas. I knew a 38-year-old woman a couple years ago named that.

    S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the ridicule they must have faced at the hands of mean little grade schoolers

    Karin Gibson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dorcas is how you spell it in the UK.

    Kellie Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite from seven brides to seven brothers

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met people named Dorcas. Though I live in South Africa and indigenous people give their kids Biblical 'white' names all the time. The trend of giving kids a 'white' name and a name in the tribal language is dying out now, thank goodness. (I believe it was law pre-1994. One of my colleagues HATES her English first name, calls it her "apartheid name" and goes by her second name.

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    #28

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Mildred and Edith

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late grandmother was Mildred and my late aunt was Edith. Both were awesome.

    Sally Kerr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a few young Ediths in Hampshire..

    Gabrielle Nolan Kerstens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mother's Mother was Edith Mary and my middle name is Meredith after her. My Mother came up with my Grandmothers name back to front and I think it's very sweet

    Bill Tinsley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great aunt is named Mildred but we call her Merrid because none of the kids growing up could pronounce her name

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my grandmother Millie for short.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of my great aunts had those names. Mildred was my maternal grandmother's sister and Edith was my paternal grandfather's sister.

    Just saying
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edith is having a bit of a renaissance in the UK - huge trend in WW1 names going on over the last 10 years or so. Florence, Evie, Wilfred, Arthur etc.

    Lady Luna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and sister are name Edith

    Gabrielle Nolan Kerstens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my self Gay at school as I went to an all girl Anglo school in the 60's and as my name was not Jenny,Sue, Jan, Anne, Pam and so on I was constantly asked if I was a wog or ethnic. I am now 66 and think my name is beautiful

    Busker Betty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Edith. Named after one of my grandmas.

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    #29

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Orenthal

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    Sami B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with an Orenthal in the late '00s. He was probably in his late 30s or early 40s. I'm pretty sure he went by his initials, though I can't recall now for sure.

    G'ma B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really ??? I did not know that!

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    #30

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Caillou

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    Ueda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pebble in French in case you didn't know.

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. I didn't know that. How fitting. He's like a pebble in your shoe.

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    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If you listen to the lyrics of the opening song, he makes it all about him showing he's narcissistic. In one episode, when his dad is changing his baby daughters diaper, the dad looks away for a minute and when Caillou looks at his baby sister for a few seconds, an angry look comes across his face and he pinches the baby causing her to cry.

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    aubergine10003
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caillou isn't really a name, though. It just means "pebble" in French.

    Laura
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son watched that show all the time, when he was about 2. Name is Kaapo on Finnish, and I think it's still pretty normal name here :D but he did have annoying, whining voice, atleast with the Finnish actor..

    Skye_Innit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasnt aloud to watch this show, and im kinda glad :)

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks ..... for the song , just thanks

    kcanded
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder. What a whiny nasty little kid.

    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little b*stard causes all kinds of trouble and gets away with it. Whines if he doesn't get his way and gets away with it. Kill the little creep and make everybody happy.

    Pandora Ward Olivia Horsburgh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caillou! Ne how? ( Soz I don't know how to spell it) Whaaaaa?

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    #31

    Wilhelmina

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen Wilhelmina, grandmother to the current Dutch King, Willem Alexander.

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen Wilhelmina - Queen Juliana - Queen Beatrix. So great-grandmother. Her father was a Willem- had to name his only daughter after himself.

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember so man older ladies called 'Ina' when I was young..

    Martine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law's name. Friends called her Minnie.

    Isolde Leeuwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is not Willa a derivative of Wilhelmina?

    Laura Gillette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a good friend who named her daughter Wilhelmina. They call her Mina for short. She's 5.

    Aaron Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Named my dog Wilhelmina - we call her Mina. She's a princess

    Helen X
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willemien or Willemijn are common versions of Wilhelmina.

    Willa L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a few willas who are shprt for wilhelmina. My name is willa but its not short for anything.

    zububonsai
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it ♥️: wil + helm + -a (the strong-willed protect +ress ). I named my daughter the short form "Wilma" instead of it, only because our last name is soooo long "Wilhelmina Verylongsurname" wouldn't fit on any form/document/passport. (And because 2 of her great grandmother's were a Selma and a Hilma).

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    #32

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Bort

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    Midoribird Aoi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good name, goes well with Simpson.

    Sami B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In which countries/languages was/is Bort a common name? Genuinely curious, as I've never heard of it.

    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke based on an episode of the Simpsons.

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    Rost it
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they have a lot of license plates with Bort on them.

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    #33

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Linda. It's a weird name for a baby. Great for getting hr jobs, though.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys are mad. Almost every other child in Africa is called Linda.

    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linda Carter, Linda Cardellini, Linda Hamilton, Linda Hunt, Linda Fiorentino.

    Verbalocity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom named me Linda in 1948, she thought she was choosing something wildlly exotic. By 1949, it was thet #1 girls' name.

    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom named me Amy in 1968 while reading Little Women. It was not at all popular then the 70's hit lol

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    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful in Spanish - Snake in the Nordic languages. My ex-wife was Linda. She transmogrified.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super common in the late 50s through early 70s.

    Pammy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. It's as common as crabgrass.

    Linda R Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically (per the title to this post), the name means pretty in Spanish. I knew that because that's what my mom told me (it's also my name).

    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my sister is named Linda.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haul out Jan and Dean's "Linda", and give it a listen.

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    #34

    Mordechai

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's god son is Mordechai.

    RMA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a pet frog called Mordecai. Named after Mordecai Richler.

    Jude Corrigan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one play Borderlands? There is a character called Mordecai. He is a sniper with a bird called Bloodwing.

    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai!" (Raising Arizona)

    CV Vir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translates to “Death of tea”

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat more common among the Amish and in similar communities.

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    #35

    The name Lucille, unfortunately. I thinks it's just beautiful sounding. It sounds so pure, and it calls to mind the concept of... bright, white light, somehow.

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    Amy Watkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also calls to mind Negan's deadly barbwire wrapped bat from The Walking Dead!

    Mariza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing that came to mind for me too!

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    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother's name was Nora Lucille. She went by Lucille. All her siblings had rhyming middle names. Gary Deal (F) Ollie Neal. (M). And the worst was Anis Deal. (F). I think their parents ran out of names that rhymed so they named the first and last girls with the same middle name. It carried on and my dad was Bobby Deal. Not Robert, just Bobby.

    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin's name is Lucille.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell a country fan and they'll start singing Kenny Rogers! Telling someone new my name, Marina (yes, like a boat dock), often results in them singing the Italian (?) song, "Marina, Marina, Marina..." Boy, I've never heard THAT before!

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucille no, Lucy - yes..

    AP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucille sounds like bells when you say it

    Lucy Skinner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucille means “clear light!”

    TeaAndWhimsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends daughter is named Lucille, but Lucy for short.

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    #36

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Balthazar

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    Amy Watkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, what about Balthazar Getty?

    Oleg Tarasenko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's actually Paul Balthazar so maybe family calls him just Paul. :)

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you want your child to be a monster/vampire/demon hunter with out saying it

    CG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking of Merchant of Venice. Good thing I bought that book again, lol.

    #37

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Chauncey. EDIT: Everyone knows exactly 1 person/gerbil named Chauncey.

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    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chauncy Glover is an anchorman on a Houston news station.

    A Thousand Years Wide
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first boyfriend's name was Chauncey. I always thought it was a weird name.

    LiuLiu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog is named Chauncey

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He asked for “Chauncey”. I assumed he meant you”.

    CV Vir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chauncey DeVega is a senior politics writer for Salon.

    Shari Dubs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I have a 2nd cousin named Chauncey.

    Stephanie Did It
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chauncey Gardener, portrayed hilariously by Peter Sellers in Being There.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you know, his name wasn't actually Chauncey. He introduced himself as "Chance, the gardener", and the big-wigs heard it wrong. Sellers' best performance. (He thought so, too.)

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    Happy Blue Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to have a dog with this name.

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    #38

    Æthelred

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish...Ethel or Elrod are more common now in recent years.

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aethelred the Unready. An English King over a thousand years ago.

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aethelred Redeless - Aethelred no-counsel - he wasn't unready, he had stupid advisors.

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't ready for that..

    #39

    Ozymandias. Fun fact: MY name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. Oh, Moses isn't that common either. EDIT: Apparently Moses (and multiple variations of it) are quite common.

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    Pan Narrans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ozymandrias is the Greek version of what we would call Ramses II. And Ramses is still in use.

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moises is common in Spanish-speaking areas.

    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a moses in third grade i think

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a (Black) child named Moses in my class last year. (Biblical names are common in the South African indigenous population.)

    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my former students had a variation of that name.

    Aaron Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/ozymandias-plains

    Allison Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dear friend's daughter changed her name to Ozymandias last year.

    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my nicknames in high school was Moses even if I'm female.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the actress from Star Wars? Her name is Moses.

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    #40

    Ulyssess

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    Firefly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted a son named Homer Ulysses. Homer, though, is another name that's been ruined by being almost exclusively associated with The Simpsons.

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    #41

    Most "Al" names. I've never met an Alfred, Albert, Alvin, or Alphonse in my life. Edit: Everybody and their f*****g grandmother knows an Alfred/Alfredo except for me. Edit 2: This comment was a f*****g mistake. Edit 3: It's been a good run but f**k inbox replies.

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    Blitzø
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a kid named "Alfredo" once- yes, like the pasta.

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know the sauce was named after a person by the name of Alfredo. It's a legitimate name.

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    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Alvin needs to come back. It's a cute name.

    RMA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had Alvina has a middle name. She hated it so much I only found out what the A stood for when she died.

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    Lady Luna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spanish versions; Alfonso, Alberto, Alfredo, are common names in spanish speaking countries still.

    Christien Newbury
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's family tree is full of Albies. From Albert.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know an Albert and an Alfred.

    Elin Larsson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these names are common in Sweden for small children, although with different spellings

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had three of those Al names in my family. They're all older generations but they were there

    Andrea Purzycki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father's name is Al. I've never met anyone younger than him with the name Al.

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    #42

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Xerxes Edit: Apparently it's a lot more common than I realized.

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    Pantea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pronounced Kurosh in Iran and still a common name.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives me nightmares about XML parsers. ;-)

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, people don't know how to pronounce it. It's zerk-sees.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless you! For showing pronunciation, not cuz I thought you sneezed.

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    A Thousand Years Wide
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the town from Fullmetal Alchemist?

    #43

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I once knew a kid named Knickerbocker, went by Nick. Bonus comment: my dentist is named Dann, not short for Daniel, just Dann with 2 n's.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to make the feeble joke "So he's your d-e-n-n-t-i-s-t?" (without the hyphens), but the damn autocorrect won't let me misspell "dentist"!

    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danntist (I beat my autocorrect into submission, just for you)

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    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has by any chance Israeli connections? so many ppl with names like abbreviations: roni, tomi, dani,....

    Anne Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong, but Knickerbocker was never a real name though, it was a nickname for New Yorkers.

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    #44

    30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Ethel.

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    Xxxx Xxxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of 2 Ethels. Both under 10 years old.

    g90814
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmothers name was Ethel. She'd have been like 107 now (born 1915)

    Anne Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was named Ethel, too! She was born 1901. I mentioned earlier that my mom made it my middle name. Grandma was horrified, said it was an old lady’s name when she got it!

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    TeaAndWhimsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't one of Lily Allen's daughters named Ethel?

    #45

    Megatron. A shame that Family Guy has played such a role in its decline.

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    Blitzø
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was an actual name?

    S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the name ruins itself lol Little baby Megatron? Just my opinion, of course.

    MonicaChicagoGal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a name for one of those bouncy house thingys..

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    #46

    Booker. I really wish this one was still used. EDIT: This was in reference to Booker DeWitt, sorry to disappoint the five time world champion.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but cue "Can You Dig It? Sucka!"

    A Thousand Years Wide
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Clooney from Roseanne! He dated Roseanne's sister Jackie and was their boss at the plastics factory.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard this as a first name..

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic R&B group - Booker T. and the MGs.

    JK Nuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Booker T Washington one of just a handful of black men we studied in school during the 80s

    #47

    Nyarlathothep

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    Jefferson Selvy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to name their kid after eldritch horrors?

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a cursed name to pronounce. I shall call you Thep.

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. How about Yogh-sothoth while we are at it?

    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figure a kid named that and having dyslexia. 🥺

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not giving my kid a name that sounds like an ingredient in some cough medicine.

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