30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Satisfying ending.

And such a random thing to be proud of

Waitress: ...or you could be cleaning the toilets.

these posts are so sad!

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. No way, no way.

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

SMH

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

Then everyone clapped and walked out of the theater.

I bet the opposite happened. I bet it was this person thinking it was all real. They’re certainly foolish enough to do that.

About a billion years ago I was at the cinema watching Titanic (the James Cameron one). What you need to know is that most of the movie is a slushy love story, and it goes on and on and on and was so long they put an intermission in the middle so we could all go pee (and buy more munchies). When we *finally* got to the part where the ship starts to sink, there was spontaneous applause. This was the part we were all here for and at long last it had arrived.

"I thought it was real" 🤣🤣🤣

and then the director stepped out from behind the screen and awarded me a check for $500,000 "You're the first person to realize we don't k**l people to make movies. I'm resigning and you can have my job." Then the whole theatre clapped.

then everyone got on their knees and said oh mighty one teach us more

This has "eight-year-old left unsupervised on Youtube" written all over it.

They had a conversation with everyone in the theatre and they all aked the exact same question at the exact same time? hmmm suspicious.

Oh, he sounds like a barrel of laughs to hang out with, NOT!

My grandma was born in 1920 and even she knew movies are fake.

We should be more discerning with who is allowed to have Wif-fi........

T-T

I feel kind of bad for people like this. They must be so lonely.

TIL..I 'd already wondered how they get them alive again for the next evening🤪

... If the actors were killed in the process, would it be a documentary ?

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This would be me 😂🙈horror films even the true ones are well funny , my minds way to logical for em so they the best comedy’s going , like the saw I mean really 6 go out find this place , one decides to go look in it don’t come out ! Then a second goes looking for em n so on ,by time the third decides to go us sensible folk would be long gone in the opposite direction !!!!! Bloody fast lol not following 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Chili's doesn't have "VIP tables". Source: I have eaten at a Chili's before.

Doctor then pulls out a vacuum sealed bag & shows me the ingredients. Me: B******t? Doctor: B******t. And that's how I knew she didn't buy my story.

Mm, me too

This one has incel written all over it.

The romantic plot twist😆

I can feel my brain rotting in my skull.

Us females really do talk like that!

Talk about cringe....

Demoted to what?

Uh-huh, you know rabbits are tiny compared to humans?

I believe that someone paid the poster $2000 to not have s*x with them but none of rest of the story.

Censoring pandemic? Seriously?

The last sentence... What a plot twist

This is creepy as f**k

He had to otherwise his nose would begin bleeding again after getting clocked for his smart mouth.

Again, imagine being hot and feeling the need to post this shite. I'm an insecure, ugly F and I don't need this kind of validation.

The only way this happened would be through sedation.

This isn't THAT unbelievable...

And you didn't respond in Chinese?

Sure, buddy....

i would say being a fantasist was her main problem

Thee displayeth flags of scarlet, crimson and vermillion hues in the most ostentatious manner.

Riiight...

I just threw up in my mouth a little

This is a well-known parody account

I don't even get the point she's trying to make

Again, could very well have happened.

This is why dumb people shouldn't vote.

A tale as old as time.

Ha. American currency isn't printed on paper. Thus, it couldn't give anyone papercuts. I call falsity upon this story!

What is in that coffee?

Doesn't belong here. This could have definitely happened in a small town, especially back when this person was in 7th grade.

And the rest of the story...?