30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Satisfying ending.

And such a random thing to be proud of

Waitress: ...or you could be cleaning the toilets.

these posts are so sad!

That…was so bad it was funny.

I'm so curious the psychology of these people.

I have no idea why these guys live there out through these posts, but it’s really kind of sad and it’s not even funny

He’s been together with Scott for eight years? Aww…sweet!

What in the Wattpad-a*s-story is this

And then everyone clapped and bouquets of flowers were thrown and we galloped off into the moonlight.

That's a lot of words to say "I'm a pathetic loser".

This gotta be trolling or written by a young kid

He forgot to mention tipping his fedora...

BS

Suuuuure

That was so cheesy

I.....I think I feel bad for this guy....??

Why can't Darwin just take care of these idiots for all of us???? Why?????

Sounds like smth I'd make up when I was 5

Poor, lonely incel typing away in his mother's basement.

My 10 year old can write better believable fiction than this

this story is so fake that all other fake stories have now become true

Or at least this was one of the dreams he had in the medically induced coma after Scott ripped one of his arms off and clubbed him with it

How did "the lady" know he was single and this was acceptable?

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. No way, no way.

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

SMH

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

Then everyone clapped and walked out of the theater.

Chili's doesn't have "VIP tables". Source: I have eaten at a Chili's before.

Doctor then pulls out a vacuum sealed bag & shows me the ingredients. Me: B******t? Doctor: B******t. And that's how I knew she didn't buy my story.

Mm, me too

This one has incel written all over it.

The romantic plot twist😆

I can feel my brain rotting in my skull.

Us females really do talk like that!

Talk about cringe....

Demoted to what?

Uh-huh, you know rabbits are tiny compared to humans?

I believe that someone paid the poster $2000 to not have s*x with them but none of rest of the story.

Censoring pandemic? Seriously?

The last sentence... What a plot twist

This is creepy as f**k

He had to otherwise his nose would begin bleeding again after getting clocked for his smart mouth.

Again, imagine being hot and feeling the need to post this shite. I'm an insecure, ugly F and I don't need this kind of validation.

The only way this happened would be through sedation.

This isn't THAT unbelievable...

And you didn't respond in Chinese?

Sure, buddy....

i would say being a fantasist was her main problem

Thee displayeth flags of scarlet, crimson and vermillion hues in the most ostentatious manner.

Riiight...

I just threw up in my mouth a little

This is a well-known parody account

I don't even get the point she's trying to make