30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Satisfying ending.

And such a random thing to be proud of

Waitress: ...or you could be cleaning the toilets.

these posts are so sad!

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. No way, no way.

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

SMH

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

Then everyone clapped and walked out of the theater.

Chili's doesn't have "VIP tables". Source: I have eaten at a Chili's before.

Doctor then pulls out a vacuum sealed bag & shows me the ingredients. Me: B******t? Doctor: B******t. And that's how I knew she didn't buy my story.

Mm, me too

This one has incel written all over it.

The romantic plot twist😆

I can feel my brain rotting in my skull.

Us females really do talk like that!

a guy wrote this

"feeeeeeeemales"! but "guys". That alone is a red flag.

”Sexist eyes”

Written by a delusional incel.

You know it's written by an incel when they refer to women as females. Yes, is a correct label to refer to women, however it's cold sounding and gives bad vibes.

Us girlies know this isn't written by a woman

it started horrible and the end was just unbearable. Its one thing to write this, its another thing to think it makes sense, but then POSTING IT ONLINE JESES FVCKING CHRIST

Totally written by woman, not a desparate incel.

We females really need to go back to school and learn grammar.

Not Japanese and NOT a girl wrote that

Author even wrote it how he imagines a Japanese woman would speak English based on bad anime.

“Western females.” The text sounds like David Attenborough narrated it.

If only we could all find short dudes with tiny teeny weiners, we would ALL be happy.

How tall is your penís??

My dad, husband, and son are all smashing guys and strangely the West treats/treated them just fine.

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I'm wondering if someone from Japan would really refer to the USA as 'the West' as they are located east of Japan. Can anyone confirm?

Talk about cringe....

Demoted to what?

Uh-huh, you know rabbits are tiny compared to humans?

I believe that someone paid the poster $2000 to not have s*x with them but none of rest of the story.

Censoring pandemic? Seriously?

The last sentence... What a plot twist

This is creepy as f**k

He had to otherwise his nose would begin bleeding again after getting clocked for his smart mouth.

Again, imagine being hot and feeling the need to post this shite. I'm an insecure, ugly F and I don't need this kind of validation.

The only way this happened would be through sedation.

This isn't THAT unbelievable...

And you didn't respond in Chinese?

Sure, buddy....

i would say being a fantasist was her main problem

Thee displayeth flags of scarlet, crimson and vermillion hues in the most ostentatious manner.

Riiight...