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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

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“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

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Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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#27

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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#28

Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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#29

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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#35

Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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#36

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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#37

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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#50

"USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

"USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

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#51

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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#53

"Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

"Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

China : banknotes and gunpowder. England : steam machines and modern plumbing. France : cameras and vaccines. Arabs : mathematics and astronomy. Germany : cars and printers... And don't get me started about culture, architecture, and arts.

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Rank: Military Spouse

Rank: Military Spouse

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#55

“We Invented The Car”

“We Invented The Car”

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#58

"Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

"Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

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#59

“Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

“Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminder : kneeling during anthem is legal, while using US flag as clothing is illegal

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"Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

"Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are far more people using taxi services like they're EMS (not by choice).

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#61

"Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

"Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your changes of becoming a billionaire are higher when education is free.

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Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure they think the queen wears a black armor and rides her horse in the streets of London, beheading whatever filthy illiterate peasant does not bow down enough.

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"I Will Not Comply"

"I Will Not Comply"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By this logic, refusing to wear a mask will eventually lead to full nudity.

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Futuristic Technology

Futuristic Technology

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#67

"Europeans Don't Have Culture"

"Europeans Don't Have Culture"

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You're A Third World Country For A Reason

You're A Third World Country For A Reason

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Forks Are Uniquely American

Forks Are Uniquely American

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They use Britsticks, which are sticks made of metal that have three or four pointies at one end. For soup, they use souptools, which were invented by Oxford don, Reverend William Archibald Spooner. Every male in England is legally required to have "Archibald" in their name at least once.

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"I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

"I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, remember a tragedy which happened 20 years ago in another continent.

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#71

"Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

"Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

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#72

”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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#73

Reading Is Hard

Reading Is Hard

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine the effort of looking at what's happening and simultaneously reading the subtitles... That's almost as impossible as thinking.

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BlockDog02
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually prefer movies in their original language without dubbing and with subtitles, as it's interesting to hear the original languages, and I find it often gives of the feeling of the movie better ^^

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they were misled to assume it was in english... If that's the case, their disappointment is understandable.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently that thing is named "The United States", so reasonable assumption maybe?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they were expecting a English movie and aren't used to subtitles? For me it's weird watching even a English movie without subs, so used to it... English is not my first language tho we're taught it in school.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, I prefer to read subtitles. I like hearing the actor’s voice, inflection, and emotion all in the actual moment, instead of some flat dubbed voice added later.

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kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

watching movie in english with help of subtitle it's the thing who helped me learn english since english teaching in school was so horrible

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RoseTheMad
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been watching loads of non-English shows on Netflix recently, and even if they have dubs I genuinely prefer the original, even if I have to read subs, because it just sounds so much better to the ear. Dubs often sound clunky to me, especially in live action shows.

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Bernd Herbert
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people would probably write the same if it was a British movie...

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Lightningstar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I watch movies in my own language with subtitles, can't watch anything without them

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FloridaMan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like if theres a movie with no subtitles and not english ya i wouldnt like it but i wouldnt rate it 1 star if theres a movie thats not english with subtitles sure ill watch it

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somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i bet this was for the movie parasite, i remember seeing something else about it go by after it won best picture

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Suzanne Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be the odd one out here. I do not like having to read sub-titles when supposedly watching a movie, I can not do both as I only have 1 set of eyes/

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Naomi Cline
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get it, they don’t want to work for their entertainment. 🤷‍♀️

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A Random Panda
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, I've managed to watch like 1,000 episodes of something with subtitles. Get over it.

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Zoe Vokes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like foreign-language subtitled films and television. It makes me focus on the screen. Usually I’m doing things on my iPad and listening / only 75% watching.

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Corey MaMo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feel like this was probably Parasite cuz its around the Oscars last year.

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Arctic Fox Lover
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the movie isn't in English, I'm assuming the title isn't in English. So why even buy it?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love subtitles, sometimes it gives you more context. However, if I'm not going to be sitting in front of the screen directly and its not at least English-dubbed, I'll either not watch or save for when I can actively read.

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If Churchill Was A "Racist"

If Churchill Was A "Racist"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would, because it is true. Obviously, it does not mean we should tear their statues down, rename their towns and erase them from history, it does not make their contribution to the american history any less important, but they are not perfect gods and we should be able to mention those facts.

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"If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

"If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

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Allan Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they make the legs different lengths in Europe because the sidewalks are so uneven.

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"My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

"My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

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#77

"You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

"You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

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Allan Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Canada we carve phones out of wood and pretend to use them to impress our friends.

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#78

Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

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#79

Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

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#80

My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

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