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With winter hanging up its dreary gray coat, it is time for spring’s vibrant colors to shine. Its beautifully unfolding soft greens, violets, and yellows secretly capturing the bare bones of Earth, a rebirth we’ve all been waiting for an unbearably long time. Spring brings new hopes for us and everything alive around us! And there’s the most perfect festivity to say your thanks for all of it - Easter.
And it doesn’t really matter which camp you are in - the one marking this day as Jesus’ rebirth or one bound to pure merrymaking of an egg hunt and fluffy bunnies; no one will deny that it is by far one of the most beautiful days in spring. However, as serious as this intro has started, though, it too has a hidden agenda of making the best of this festivity! So, don’t be fooled by the heavy words above, as they most certainly lead to a conclusion you’ll surely enjoy - a declaration of fun in one hundred and thirty Easter jokes.
So now for some lighter pondering of the jovialities of spring - some of the best jokes encompassing the essence of this celebration! This post promises to deliver to those in love with cute puns and those favoring savory jokes, those to whom Easter is baby animals and colorful eggs, and ones who mark this celebration for all of its centuries-old gravitas.
And while most of these adorable jokes are absolutely kid-friendly, it doesn’t mean they aren’t clever! And if assurance is needed on this statement, we invite you to scroll just a bit further down and check out the silly jokes and decide for yourself! However, be prepared for some heartfelt laughs that might steal some minutes of your working day.
A respite one surely cherishes on any day. After you’ve read these Easter puns and jokes, vote for the ones that you loved the most, and don’t forget to share this article with your friends.
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#1
Egg-Cellent Easter Jokes For Kids And Adults Alike
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
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#2
What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
#3
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
#4
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
#5
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
~Nezuko-Chan~ 3 years ago
If anyone doesn't know what egg-straterrestrial is, it's a joke, but the word that egg-straterrestrial is substituting for is extraterrestrial, which means something out of this world (literally), as in aliens. Have a nice day : ).
#6
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because of an egg beater!
#7
What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
#8
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they're eggs-tinct.
#9
What kind of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children? Yolk tales.
#10
Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs mark the spot!
#11
What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
#12
What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
#13
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
~Nezuko-Chan~ 3 years ago
haha, but ew. My bunny just got fleas, and I literally spent ALL NIGHT washing and brushing it
#14
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.
#15
What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
#16
What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.
~Nezuko-Chan~ 3 years ago
they get their legs and other parts eaten off, obviously it cant hop
#18
Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
#21
The Funniest Easter Jokes To Crack You Up This Spring
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
#23
If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!
#27
How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.
#30
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
#31
Clever Easter Jokes That Will Hatch A Smile
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
#41
Classic Easter Jokes That Never Get Old
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
#50
Easter Jokes That Are Perfect For Sharing At Brunch
What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
#60
Silly Bunny And Egg-Themed Easter Jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
#65
Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny's been eating all my Easter candy!
#67
What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!
#72
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You've never seen a bunny who needs glasses!
#80
Unexpectedly Funny Easter Jokes You Didn't See Coming
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
#90
Light-Hearted Easter Jokes To Brighten Your Day
Why was the Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.
#91
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
#94
Tell your kids you hid an Easter egg with $50 in the backyard but you don’t remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
#105
Easter Jokes That Even The Easter Bunny Would Approve Of
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
#107
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood likes to have as much Easter candy as you!
#109
Who would lose in a fight: peeps or chocolate bunnies? Peeps, because they're way too soft.
#110
Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!
#115
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!
#119
What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears!
#121
What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.
#124
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
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