Part of the beauty of humankind is how imperfect we all actually are. Think of the level of naivety, false hopes, wrong assumptions and beliefs we all swear by, day by day, without questioning them twice. How on earth can we be so oblivious?

So this post serves as a tribute to all the headless selves who believe the craziest conspiracies, or things adults mockingly told us when we were little, or stuff we read on fishy forums. Inspired by a seemingly simple question posed on r/AskReddit “What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?” it offers a glimpse into the absurd wonderland of arguments that leave our mouths, making others cringe in return. Like, genuinely asking a flight attendant if you could open a window because it’s feeling really hot.

#1

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said some girl once told me that it was impossible for me to be vietnamese bc vietnam was a war and not a country. this happened while in college smh

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Bardhi's Dad
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1 month ago

Not vietnamese, but I have similar experience in my one country. I was told "you look so normal, you can not be part of that (my) nation"

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#2

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said A few years ago leading up to the great American eclipse a coworker overheard us discussing it and said "Y'all don't actually believe in that [stuff] do you?" I figured he misunderstood whatever we were talking about and thought we were talking about mysticism or something regarding the eclipse but no he followed up with "Don't you know if the moon went into the sun it would melt, that's why the eclipse can't be real."

I genuinely felt like humanity should probably start over from scratch after that.

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troufaki13
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1 month ago

So what did he say *after* the eclipse? That it was staged? That you were trying to prank him?

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#3

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Work at a hotel. Guest asked why there was no fourth of July parade or any fireworks in town. We were in Australia.

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

Well that's just un-American!

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#4

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said When I was like 13 I told my friend that there was such a thing as a Liger. They had successfully mated a lion and a tiger. His response “you idiot, tigers ARE female lions”

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We took the argument to his mother to settle it. She took his side

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Friday
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1 month ago

Stupid runs in the family.

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#5

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said "It's been proven that if you dream about falling and hit the ground in your dream you will die in your sleep."

Yeah? If someone dies in their sleep, how do you know what they were dreaming?

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Shelli Aderman
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1 month ago

Thanks to summer camp stories, I believed that one for FAR TOO LONG! 🤣

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#6

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said A girl in my class asked why do farms exist if she gets her food from the supermarket.The teacher had such a disappointed face and everyone looked at her and wondered how did she pass the all the way through the 8th grade

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Luka Verheijen
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1 month ago

Yeah, there are kids tgat don't even know milk comes from cows. Commercialism took a wrong turn somewhere.

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#7

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said I worked retail as a summer job about 17 years ago. I was putting out coffee cups with a coworker.

"Why don't they make left handed coffee cups?"

I quietly turned one of the mugs 180 degrees without saying anything.

Last I heard she was the assistant manager of that department.

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Friday
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1 month ago

She was promoted when she introduced left handed teaspoons.

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#8

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said My sister panicked whilst on a plane and asked if she could open a window as she was feeling really hot - the guy in the seats across from her lost it, it made his day

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Giovanna
Community Member
1 month ago

I can relate to this one. Not the request of opening a plane window, but the panicking on a plane. I can't fly anymore because of this. I can guarantee you that when youre in the middle of that pure terror (panic attack) nothing you do or say is rational!

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#9

“Wait is it just me or do meteors always land in craters” said the smartest guy in my class

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Friday
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1 month ago

It’s just you mate

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#10

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said 22-year-old girlfriend, after having walked under some street lamps: “I just discovered that we have 2 shadows. I think the other one is only visible at night.”

I explained what shadows are and how they're dependent on the light source. There was visible brain processing strain on her face.

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Vic
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1 month ago

I bet there was a third shadow from the light you shed with this new information..

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#11

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said My friend once told me he wasn't too concerned about using birth control because everyone knows the girl can only get pregnant if they both come at the same time. His gf was pregnant 3 months later.

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Ryan Deschanel
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1 month ago

If it were true, life on earth would have been extinct for millions of years.

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#12

I remarked that it’s odd that we associate rabbits with EGGS for Easter. I jokingly said we should make it an Easter platypus because unlike rabbits they lay eggs.

Then someone overheard this and said “wait... no, rabbits DO lay eggs.”

This turned into a two minute argument over whether or not rabbits lay eggs. And then when she finally accepted that she was wrong, she was so irritated that she asked all of her coworkers if they thought the same as her.

To the best of my knowledge she’s the only one.

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Vasana Phong
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1 month ago

Wow, midway through reading I thought these were in elementary school kids

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#13

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said A customer came in today and apparently had a an excuse for not wearing a mask. We offered curbside pickup for their safety and the safety of others. They let us know that they work at a covid clinic, so they had "literally 0% chance of contracting it".

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Vic
Community Member
1 month ago

Kick them out.. kick them out right now..

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#14

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Co-worker at my last job during lunch:

Him: "The moon landings obviously didn't happen"

Me: "Thats awkward I was bouncing lasers off the mirrors we left there at Uni." (Physics Graduate)

Him after pausing: "Theres loads of ways they could have got there, aliens could have plonked them down"

Man literally believes in aliens but not the moon landings and is a manager at a large company

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Rod Egret
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1 month ago

Since when do you need to be smart and/or educated to be a manager?

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#15

The spork is "the devil's utensil" because it is the amalgamation of the masculine fork and the feminine spoon and is trying to blur gender lines in society.

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

Beware! the Great Sporkening is upon ye!

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#16

Someone once said.

"But I don't want to put the bag of aquatic snails inside the fish tank, they might drown!"

That someone was me.

Past me is dumb.

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Lauren Caswell
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1 month ago

Aw but you cared for the snails, bless ^-^

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#17

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said someone tried to convince me that snakes don’t have bones. I showed him some pictures of snake skeletons and he said “yeah they have ribs, not bones”

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Brian Bennett
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1 month ago

I think some of the people who make these comments grow on trees, how's that for a conundrum?

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#18

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said It’s not cheating if you don’t love the person

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Luka Verheijen
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1 month ago

The person who you cheat with, or the person you cheat on? That's important

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#19

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said 'Can't we just exterminate all bacteria and viruses so we can't get sick anymore?'

Literally heard someone say this in Microbiology class. MICROBIOLOGY CLASS!

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Aman Varkkey
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1 month ago

I think this is someone who is tired of microbiology.

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#20

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said That chickens have no brains. Not that they are stupid. That a chicken literally does not have a brain.

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Bardhi's Dad
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1 month ago

On the other hand, you have people who are stupid, not without brain 😂

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#21

“Masks are for pussies” my moms friend three weeks ago who is now in intensive care.

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Sue Hazlewood
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1 month ago

For smart pussies

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#22

That you can't walk to the front of a plane because its moving faster than you can walk. This was a teacher

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Aman Varkkey
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1 month ago

Inside a plane or outside?

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#23

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Is the forth of July on the 14th or 15th?

My ex boyfriend asked me that. He has no excuse, he's from California.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

Hehe, this reminds me of the kids from little rascals asking "what is the number for 911".

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#24

watching star wars in high school with some girl says, " when did this happen?" I said it was made in the 70s , confused on what she meant. she said " no, the space war, when did we have a space war?" me n my buddy almost died

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Bill
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1 month ago

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

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#25

Oh I have one! I told my friend that I thought she may be an alcoholic and she should get some help. So she goes to a counselor. She was so proud to come and tell me that she wasn't an alcoholic, she had a substantial abuse disorder.

The substance? Alcohol

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Charlotte A.
Community Member
1 month ago

My mom once overheard her neighbour saying to a friend "They say you're an alcoholic if you drink one bottle of wine a day. Which is ridiculous as that would make me an alcoholic!" (Spoiler: She was.)

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#26

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Friend shared that he thought women were like chickens, one day a month we would sit on a toilet all day and lay an egg

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MagicalUnicorn
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1 month ago

that kinda sounds better than bleeding whole week :D

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#27

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said “Masks are dangerous because we shouldn’t be breathing in our own carbon monoxide.”

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Tim Pillinger
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1 month ago

If you're worried about brain damage from wearing a mask, don't. That ship sailed.

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#28

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said In 8th grade this girl, dead serious, asked, “how did people breathe before there was electricity?”

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Steve Barnett
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1 month ago

How did we walk before there was Bitcoin?

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#29

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said "China is it's own continent because the people who live there are called 'Chinese'." "... Uh... and we are Oklahomans. Did I miss the memo where we became a continent?"

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Luka Verheijen
Community Member
1 month ago

Some americans think like america is the entire world and the states are countries. That doesn't excuse this though.

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#30

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Yall really gonna make me remember the time my coworker thought willy Wonka was a real person and wondered how much money he was making on Nerds and Gobstoppers

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N G
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1 month ago

W***y Wonka is legally a separate entity from the W***y Wonka brand that actually does the manufacturing and selling. 🤪

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#31

That 2% milk and 2% milk made 4% milk. Proceed to try and prove his point by saying "if (half black friend) and I (half black) had a baby, the baby would be full black". This guy also asked me if the Queen was the president of Canada, soo...

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im.bored.person
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1 month ago

The queen is not the president of canada. I hear this all the time from Americans

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#32

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said "if Japanese people suffer so much from tsunamis, why don't they hide behind the Great Wall of China?"

8th grade geography class

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Ryan Deschanel
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1 month ago

Because Japan is... Like... another country, and... and stuff...

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#33

The moon is much better than the sun because it's up at night illuminating while the sun is up during the day when it's allready bright.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

Bet they were shocked to find out the moon is illuminated by the sun.

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#34

A Canadian asking me, an Englishman, where I learnt to speak English.

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Vasana Phong
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1 month ago (edited)

Once had a coworker tell our supervisor “ wow your English is so good for someone being in the states for only a year “

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#35

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said I dont believe in evolution cause if we did evolve then why aren't we still evolving?

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 month ago

There's a theory that one way we're noticeably evolving is that it's becoming more common for someone to be born without a full set of wisdom teeth, or no wisdom teeth at all. We're evolving to have fewer teeth because our jaws have gotten smaller to make room for more brain (plus we now live off softer foods).

Troux
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1 month ago

We're evolving to have bigger brains, and in the meantime we get threads like this.

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Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
1 month ago

We are, it's just a very slow process.

Robert T
Community Member
1 month ago

As intelligence is no longer the advantage it once was, we are evolving to be more and more stupid.

noralin
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1 month ago

That is not evolution

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David Fox
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1 month ago

What's stupid about this one I've asked and heard people ask this question a million times surly you can't just turn evolution off

Maria
Community Member
1 month ago

Evolution happens so slowly you can't see it. It happens over generations. Perhaps a creature that lives, breeds and dies very fast might have noticable changes over a few decades, but you'd have to watch humans over hundreds of generations to spot those tiny changes.

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Rod Egret
Community Member
1 month ago

To their credit some of us have stopped evolving a long time ago....

Bartek Wojciechowski
Community Member
1 month ago

We do not evolve, because evolution means that less fit individuals die and do not procreate. There are virtually no instances where today's people with certain trait die before they have children.

Me
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1 month ago

Evolution could mean we evolve to be less fit. With help of modern medicine, more couples have children, fewer women and their babies die during childbirth and children are surviving more childhood diseases. We may be evolving to a reliance on medical treatments.

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Sheila McEnany Markowitz
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1 month ago

Lately I feel perhaps humans are devolving...

noralin
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1 month ago

They definitely are devolving

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Bradley Cohen
Community Member
1 month ago

Because we're de-evolving.

Mazer
Community Member
1 month ago

They are right we are De-evolving. This thread is proof positive

Candace Alagappan
Community Member
1 month ago

I don't believe in evolution; I'm Christian!

noralin
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1 month ago

Evolution is a lie.

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Pamela Blue
Community Member
1 month ago

I would suggest that we are devolving into idiots. LOL!

Chris Longski
Community Member
1 month ago

We are still evolving. It's just too slow to discern. Come back in 100k years and see how it turned out...

Sonja
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1 month ago

Because of people like you bro

SAF saf
Community Member
1 week ago

Well seems some of us are devolving huh.

Robert Carlton
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Bruh, we are still evolving. Evolution is a process that takes millions of years.

Billy Gonkenstein
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3 weeks ago

This statement ignores the time factor, but basically supports theories about the essence of human nature. Because evolution is so slow, we live in the 21st century but still have the instincts of hunter-gatherers in many ways. Obesity is a derivative of one of those instincts - the drive to stock up on fat and sugar in the rare times when it was available to those prehistoric people.

Private Squint
Community Member
1 month ago

Humans get lesser and lesser hair on the body.

Asi Bassey
Community Member
1 month ago

This is a valid question.

Deep One
Community Member
1 month ago

We ARE still evolving! Although as be became civilized we now take care of those who would have been weeded out in a more barbaric time so we are accruing more genetic defects as we go. Good AND bad changes are still evolving. Once we fully unlock genetics our "evolution" will take off the way computers did.

LeiLah
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1 month ago

the rest of us are

Elizabeth Molloy
Community Member
1 month ago

We are! People are getting taller.

Carol Emory
Community Member
1 month ago

We are...your proof is in the height and build of people. If you visit Europe, you will notice there are a lot of homes that have very small short doorways. The average height of a person back 2000 years ago was about 5 feet 2 inches. 200 years ago it was about 5 feet 7 inches. Now people are averaging over 5 feet 10 inches. And we see more people well over 6 1/2 feet than we did just 100 years ago. You could chalk it up to better nutrition...but even that shows us that we're evolving.

Dodo
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, we're taller than our ancestors, we're living longer. We're creating new technology. What's that if not evolution?

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
Community Member
1 month ago

I have no wisdom teeth. I wasnt born with them. Is that good enough evidence?

real._.izuku
Community Member
1 month ago

we're devolving

kjorn
Community Member
1 month ago

lot of people are devolving

Vivian Davis
Community Member
1 month ago

I only had wisdom teeth on my top jaw.

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
1 month ago

unpopular thought: I think it's because everyone procreates with everyone. Unlike birds, who need to be impressed by their mates genetic traits. And with modern medicine, not only the strongest of the species survive, but most of them. So evolution has at least slowed down.

Dutch Hawkins
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1 month ago

At this point some of us are evolving backwards and becoming less intelligent...

Pazuzu
Community Member
1 month ago

or,"why are there still monkeys?" is another one i heard

denzoren
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1 month ago

We are evolving...it just doesn't happen overnight.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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1 month ago

Viruses.

Norah Reilly
Community Member
1 month ago

Speak for yourself.

elStiJneriNO
Community Member
1 month ago

by definition of evolution i would think it's impossible to see it happening live. you can only see it after it happened. At best you might see a mutation that might spread a bit over the few generations we see in a lifetime.

Mary Rose Kent
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1 month ago

The larger the species the longer evolution takes; there were other hominids before humans, and we share a great deal of DNA with orangutans and chimpanzees, who also walk upright. But something microscopic, like a virus, evolves much more quickly, hence all of the COVID variants.

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
1 month ago

We are ! In response to ever more hygienic living conditions, a lot of people evolved a ton of allergies... that is something

noralin
Community Member
1 month ago

Not evolution!

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ravina nimje
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1 month ago

We are, just getting dumber with the help of the education system.

Carole Reid
Community Member
1 month ago

I know. I know. But sometimes I wonder.

Deb Dedon
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, obviously that evolution commenter is not (and probably will not be) evolving.

QuotedPrawn7490
Community Member
1 month ago

Thoughty2 made a video on why humans aren't continuing to evolve

Luis Hernandez Dauajare
Community Member
1 month ago

We...are

Forrest McCanless
Community Member
1 month ago

Also we are evolving to have a lower body temperature - check it out!

Octavia Hansen
Community Member
1 month ago

All the safety equipment and warnings keep stupid people from dying. Now they are breeding. Mankind has doomed itself. It's been stated that if anyone should actually understand what is going on, everything will blink out of existence and be replaced by something even more incomprehensible. Some people think that has already happened . . .

Sarah Grape
Community Member
1 month ago

what do you call it when someone only has 2 wisdom teeth

Radek Suski
Community Member
1 month ago

I don't believe in sun

A.J Milne
Community Member
1 month ago

My social studies teacher asked this question, now I'm starting to question his IQ

Two_rolling_black_eyes
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Individuals don't evolve, populations do. We selectively bred the bulldog to get the animal we see now. We repeatedly only let those who had the traits we liked have kids until we got the animal we have now. Every dog show is a freeze frame of evolution happening.

noralin
Community Member
1 month ago

Selective breeding is not evolution

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Jay James
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1 month ago

Evolution is also referred to as survival of the fittest. With humans we pretty much all survive. The fastest survive but so do the slowest. The smartest survive but so do the dumbest. etc.

Dan Beck
Community Member
1 month ago

No. Those are two different things. Survival of the fittest refers to natural selection, which can be a thing that drives evolution.

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Leo Domitrix
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1 month ago

Failure to grasp concept: 100%. Success at science: 0%

Robert Thompson
Community Member
1 month ago

This YouTube video explains modern day Evolution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fclA1hETGC0&list=WL&index=7

If I could I would live under water
Community Member
1 month ago

It's evolution happening to us? Well, do we have a tailbone? A rudimentary bone that once waa a tail? Yes. But do we still have a tail? No. There are things of rudimentary stuff in our bodies that through evolution reverse developed because we don't need it anymore.

noralin
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1 month ago

That is not evolution

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Brian Bennett
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1 month ago

By most of theses questions some of us have stopped.

Catlady6000
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1 month ago

After the past year or so, that's....actually a very valid point

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 month ago

The past year where an obvious example of fast evolution happened and changed the entire world you mean? Coronavirus evolves and mutates in months. Just like the flu.

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Luca Giordano
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1 month ago

judging by the stories in this article, this person might have a point.

Vic
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1 month ago

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Hmmm.. they make an excellent case.. and an excellent example of their hypothesis!!

Truth Monster
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1 month ago

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the lack of provable speciation bothers me about evolution, not gonna lie. If the theory of evolution holds true, we should be seeing new beneficial mutations building into new species all the time.

Agata Konador
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1 month ago

Evolution takes time...

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#36

"If you could adopt a child from a third world country, which country would you choose and why?" "I would choose Alaska, because it's really cold there." -A member of the prom court being asked a random question on our school's live news show that was being broadcasted out to every homeroom.

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Zebwe
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1 month ago

weird question though

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#37

After watching a movie in 3D they said “that was amazing, I wish real life was in 3D too”

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Roger Haywood
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1 month ago

Facepalm moment.

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#38

We were in class and this girl was so confused at how a flight from America to Russia could be quick, because the world map shows America being at the far left and Russia on the right. The teacher said, 'Look at the map.' She replies, 'Yeah, they're so far away.' A moment of silence. Teacher: 'The world is round; it isn't flat like a map.'

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Laura Mende (Human)
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1 month ago

A real flat eather!

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#39

Mate of mine told me Reindeer weren’t real animals. They were mythical creatures...

We live in Australia, but still.

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Shelli Aderman
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1 month ago

Reindeers are better than people…

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#40

"masks don't work that's why they told us not to wear them at first. they want us to wear them now because they realized the lack of oxygen will make us dumb and we'll listen to wherever they say."

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Christian Homuth
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1 month ago

If only oxygen helped against stupidity

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#41

When I pointed out to a coworker that a person who actually was modest wouldn't brag about how modest they are: "How would people know that I'm modest if I don't tell them?"

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Vic
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1 month ago

How will people know I'm not talking if I don't tell them..

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#42

A colleague who saw me eating some tomatoes for lunch and made the comment “isn’t all that sugar in the tomatoes bad for you?” as she ate her McDonald’s....

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Eric Law
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1 month ago

Actually a McDonald's cheeseburger has 7 grams of sugar and a tomato has 3.2. So if you ate two tomatoes, you'd be eating about the same amount of sugar as in the cheeseburger.

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#43

I’m a veterinarian. I once had the owner of a pregnant three legged dog ask if the puppies would be born with three legs or four.

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Toxxa
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1 month ago

im just gonna say, i kinda get where this is coming from IF the dog was born with 3 legs

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#44

"If you're an atheist, that means you're not allowed to use the Roman calendar because it was invented by Christians."

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Lauren Caswell
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1 month ago

If you don't believe in evolution then get back up that tree 🤷‍♀️

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#45

Why don't vegans eat fish? They aren't animals.

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Prilsy
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1 month ago

As a vegan I get asked "but you do eat chicken then?"

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#46

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Why is there a deer Xing sign it’s too dangerous for deer to cross the road

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

Oh deer

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#47

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said “How do they know which moon to put out?”

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

They check what moon the neighbours have put out.

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#48

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said Just because math is in a book, doesn't make it true... she was a college student.

stupidpunname54 , Jeremy Mikkola Report

Truth Monster
Community Member
1 month ago

She's not all wrong. Math textbooks have been wrong. Being in a book doesn't make it infallible.

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#49

That Japan was the capital of Australia.

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Vic
Community Member
1 month ago

Pfft! Every one knows the capital of Australia is 'A'

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#50

Dumbest-Things-Someone-Said My mom said her new mac was a waste of money because it didn’t have internet explorer so “how is she supposed to do anything?”

aaareed , Alexis ROBERT Report

Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 month ago

That's just someone who's never had a mac, only a pc im thinking? In any case argh internet explorer is evil

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