We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.

Twitter user Bum Chillups posted a story about the dumbest dog they ever owned and invited others to share their own tales. The thread got over 5.4k likes and was retweeted over 1.2k times. Which just goes to show that there are a lot of dumb (but loveable) dogs out there!

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview about canine intelligence with Clive Wynne, Professor of Psychology at Arizona State University and author of Dog is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves You.

Image credits: edsbs

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Norma
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1 year ago

I gots to make sure you don't drowns...

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Gabi
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No, he thought he'd show how his owner was obliged to install dog doors in other doors as well.

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Aw, what a sweet boy. :)))

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Professor Wynne believes that there is no such thing as “dumb” dogs, only dogs with varying abilities and dogs that are more adept in different fields. “In general dogs (like people!) vary in their abilities along many dimensions. It isn’t fair to reduce all that to a single dimension of ‘intelligence.’ Different dogs are better and worse at different things.”

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Francis
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1 year ago

i lol'ed so hard :D

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Gabi
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1 year ago

Bless him.

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago

He's preparing to fight. He nap, and he bite

Mr. Bean
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1 year ago

once my dog barked and snarled at his reflection in the fireplace lol

Perfumista Perfumista
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1 year ago

Some people prefer a hard mattress.

Tonks
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1 year ago

My dog gets extremely excited when someone goes into a closet and says Scooby... Scooby Doo... then jumps out. Her face is priceless every time!XDXDXD

Jo Choto
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1 year ago

He's lonely. Wants another dog to play with.

Jennie-Lind Normand
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1 year ago

That's so my dog but his reflection is in the fireplace (luckily not when it's on!)

Debbie Hayden
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1 year ago

What a super, playful pup!

Jaybird3939
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1 year ago

Maybe he just needs a firm sleeping mat.

Faith Nicole
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1 year ago

I love your dog 🥰

Geoffrey Holland
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1 year ago

Brilliant way to stay away from possible vacuum attacks.

Well, I Tried
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1 year ago

I'm pretty sure we all prefer to sleep on the coffee table

Aragorn II Elessar
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1 year ago

My dog broke a mirror trying to play with her reflection

Chris DiFonso
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1 year ago

Neither act is stupid

LUCY PEVENSIE
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1 year ago

You can tell that this part of dogs' personalities is timeless because of that fable that is very similar to this.

Jaxson Evans
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1 year ago

OMG the top one looks like our dog, Chopper!

Christina Uhlir
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1 year ago

What top one? It's the same dog.

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Christina Uhlir
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1 year ago

Did you try to ask him why?

Kai Wendorf
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1 year ago

HEY! Why you post this!?!? What happens in fight club stays in fight club hooman!!

CincyReds
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1 year ago

Now that is just downright adorable!

Id row
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1 year ago

The fridge one had me lol'ing :)

Nicolas Pilot
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1 year ago

Lol, he sleeps like a cat

ChickyChicky
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1 year ago

That's so DEREK! (hahahahahahahah The Good Place)

Doris Won-Lee
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1 year ago

My two year old kissed her reflection on the door!

Colin L
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1 year ago

Reincarnated parakeet.

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Certain dog breeds generally seem smarter than others. Back in 1994, psychologist Stanley Coren ranked over 100 dog breeds based on 3 different types of intelligence: instinctive, adaptive, and working/obedience.

Instinctive intelligence is pretty much easy to understand. If a dog does the tasks it was bred to perform well (like hunting or herding animals), then it’s considered to have high instinctive intelligence.

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Gabi
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1 year ago

You call him dumb? He's actually fucking clever, has trained you well!!

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Hans
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1 year ago

This does not look like a proper place for letting a dog take a dump...

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago

😆

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Meanwhile, adaptive intelligence is a doggo’s ability to solve problems without help and to learn from its previous experiences. Finally, working (aka obedience) intelligence has everything to do with how quickly and easily a dog learns when its taught by us, humans.

However, Professor Wynne doesn’t agree with Coren’s insights and believes that dogs, just like people, are individuals with many different skills and aptitudes.

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JessG
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1 year ago

Oh my gawd, cut his nails!

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago

"No nap can be denied" yes.

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Gabi
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The 2-year old neighbour kid pooped on the floor during potty training, and the house dog in an act of solidarity ate it up. Not the kid. The poo.

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According to the professor, the differences between breeds are much less important than many people think. “Of course, there are certain behaviors that are quite characteristic of particular breeds—only heelers heel, only pointers point, only herders herd, and so on.”

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Full Name
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1 year ago

It's a message for you to get her a friend.

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago (edited)

I'd be scared if I saw a spider of that size!

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Chuckie
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1 year ago

What are you looking at? I meant to do that hooman!

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Wynne continued: “But in the only two major studies looking at differences in behavior both between and within breeds it was found that the differences within breeds were at least as significant as those between breeds. That said, I have to acknowledge that all of the four or five dogs that have been found who understand more than a handful of human words have all been border collies!”

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Gabi
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1 year ago

And then he lol'd hard.

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Draco Malfoy
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She knows what he did, and she's not sorry for it.

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Janine B.
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1 year ago

Not dumb, clever.

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Meanwhile, Nicholas Dodman, former program director of the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Dogster that he had two dogs, one of which was hyperactive while the other was lazy, but this wasn’t indicative of their level of intelligence.

“You would say Jasper was not as smart as Rusty. But once you were out on a trail, Jasper lit up. He was doing the job that nature intended him to do because he was a coonhound, and he was using his super-intelligent nose. He was brilliant at his job, but not so good at some other things,” Dodman explained.

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Draco Malfoy
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And he is winning.

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manon M
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Automatic flush !!!! 😂

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Draco Malfoy
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Hey, at least it wasn't raisin bran. (no offense to anyone who likes raisin bran)

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So before deciding whether or not a dog is smart or dumb, it’s important to keep in mind what they were bred for and what their strengths as individuals are. In other words, you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. Different dog breeds excel at different tasks. And the upside is, when a dog isn’t good at something, it leads to plenty of hilarious canine moments.

Do you have any dumb dog moments to share with us, dear Readers? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.

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Gabi
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1 year ago

Yeah, fine, but what about the dog?

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Janine B.
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You're welcome.

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JD
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I like him😁😁

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Gabi
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1 year ago

Aww, he's not dumb, he's checking for ghosts.

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Miss D
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1 year ago

Pretty smart actually

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Draco Malfoy
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I laughed out loud at this one.

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Draco Malfoy
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They're adorable!

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Aww look at his adorable eyes!

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Gabi
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1 year ago

Aww, he wanted to be a unicorn.

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Demi Zwaan
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1 year ago

Never pull thread out their ass! It can get entangled and rip their insides out! Go to a vet instead.

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You cannot hide the smells.

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Colin L
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1 year ago

Jolly Green Giant Dog!

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I Just Changed My Name
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1 year ago

Dogs stealing passies isn't all that unusual. Akin to other baby's stealing another's passie at daycare.

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rai mei
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1 year ago

he looks majestic!

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

Don't most dogs benefit from having some kind of an idea as to what you want from them?

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Samantha Lomb
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the compulsive licking is often stress based OCD

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago

But those eyes......

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Gabi
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1 year ago

Go to the vet, he needs an eye-check.

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago

It's her revenge for naming her Nike. I mean, you name a dog after a shoe brand, what other hobby should she have? Adorable dog btw.

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