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We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.

Twitter user Bum Chillups posted a story about the dumbest dog they ever owned and invited others to share their own tales. The thread got over 5.4k likes and was retweeted over 1.2k times. Which just goes to show that there are a lot of dumb (but loveable) dogs out there!

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview about canine intelligence with Clive Wynne, Professor of Psychology at Arizona State University and author of Dog is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves You.

Image credits: edsbs

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Norma
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I gots to make sure you don't drowns...

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he thought he'd show how his owner was obliged to install dog doors in other doors as well.

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    Professor Wynne believes that there is no such thing as “dumb” dogs, only dogs with varying abilities and dogs that are more adept in different fields. “In general dogs (like people!) vary in their abilities along many dimensions. It isn’t fair to reduce all that to a single dimension of ‘intelligence.’ Different dogs are better and worse at different things.”

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    He's preparing to fight. He nap, and he bite

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    Certain dog breeds generally seem smarter than others. Back in 1994, psychologist Stanley Coren ranked over 100 dog breeds based on 3 different types of intelligence: instinctive, adaptive, and working/obedience.

    Instinctive intelligence is pretty much easy to understand. If a dog does the tasks it was bred to perform well (like hunting or herding animals), then it’s considered to have high instinctive intelligence.

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You call him dumb? He's actually f*****g clever, has trained you well!!

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    Hans
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    This does not look like a proper place for letting a dog take a dump...

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    Meanwhile, adaptive intelligence is a doggo’s ability to solve problems without help and to learn from its previous experiences. Finally, working (aka obedience) intelligence has everything to do with how quickly and easily a dog learns when its taught by us, humans.

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    However, Professor Wynne doesn’t agree with Coren’s insights and believes that dogs, just like people, are individuals with many different skills and aptitudes.

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2-year old neighbour kid pooped on the floor during potty training, and the house dog in an act of solidarity ate it up. Not the kid. The poo.

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    According to the professor, the differences between breeds are much less important than many people think. “Of course, there are certain behaviors that are quite characteristic of particular breeds—only heelers heel, only pointers point, only herders herd, and so on.”

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    Full Name
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    It's a message for you to get her a friend.

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    Draco Malfoy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be scared if I saw a spider of that size!

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    Chuckie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you looking at? I meant to do that hooman!

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    Wynne continued: “But in the only two major studies looking at differences in behavior both between and within breeds it was found that the differences within breeds were at least as significant as those between breeds. That said, I have to acknowledge that all of the four or five dogs that have been found who understand more than a handful of human words have all been border collies!”

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows what he did, and she's not sorry for it.

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    Meanwhile, Nicholas Dodman, former program director of the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Dogster that he had two dogs, one of which was hyperactive while the other was lazy, but this wasn’t indicative of their level of intelligence.

    “You would say Jasper was not as smart as Rusty. But once you were out on a trail, Jasper lit up. He was doing the job that nature intended him to do because he was a coonhound, and he was using his super-intelligent nose. He was brilliant at his job, but not so good at some other things,” Dodman explained.

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    Draco Malfoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least it wasn't raisin bran. (no offense to anyone who likes raisin bran)

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    So before deciding whether or not a dog is smart or dumb, it’s important to keep in mind what they were bred for and what their strengths as individuals are. In other words, you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. Different dog breeds excel at different tasks. And the upside is, when a dog isn’t good at something, it leads to plenty of hilarious canine moments.

    Do you have any dumb dog moments to share with us, dear Readers? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, fine, but what about the dog?

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, he's not dumb, he's checking for ghosts.

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, he wanted to be a unicorn.

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never pull thread out their a*s! It can get entangled and rip their insides out! Go to a vet instead.

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    I Just Changed My Name
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs stealing passies isn't all that unusual. Akin to other baby's stealing another's passie at daycare.

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't most dogs benefit from having some kind of an idea as to what you want from them?

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the compulsive licking is often stress based OCD

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the vet, he needs an eye-check.

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    Draco Malfoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's her revenge for naming her Nike. I mean, you name a dog after a shoe brand, what other hobby should she have? Adorable dog btw.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen a dobermann with such wide-cut ears. Those eyes are indeed scary.

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    My last boxer loved to go on boat with me. Of course had a vest as boxers swim like a box of rocks. She saved my butt one time as it was a beautiful day but she refused to get on board. After 20 minutes one of the worst storms rolled over the lake. So bad had to stay in car until over add couldn't see the road to drive home. I surely round have floundered the boat but she knew.

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    Look at that TAIL!!!! Look at it!

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    One of my dogs was always a very good boy while we trained the puppy - did everything we asked of her!

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is doing a play bow....she wants to play with herself!

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    ƒιѕн
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    Jesus that sounds like something I would do....

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    Hermione Granger
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like when I first wake up

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not dumb, he's an a*****e.

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    Draco Malfoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the question of: How did this even happen? lol

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the backyard is a boring/stressful place to him.

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    Marleen De jong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she tried to open the bananas with the can opener? I hope you have installed camera's in your house.

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens once. Then you make sure she can't reach socks when left alone. Right? RIGHT?! Can't believe people like this have pets and think it's funny that they can't take care of them.

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    My parents dog refuse to drink water inside, even when she sees us change the water, outside water is the best. The muddier the better.

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    Dog doesn't believe that size matters.

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    Carol Emory
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    Dogs are actually prone to sinus infections and headaches. It could also be a sign of allergies. Take little puppers to the vet.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, human, I meant to do this. No, I don't need help."

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    Flare
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually clever. I'm going to write this down for Professor Granger because this will be good evidence for her theory that dogs are as smart or even smarter than the average..... average.... carp (pardon my French), I don't know what I can say without offending anyone. Professor Granger, what's the most appropriate term for a human that does not use magic?

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    Tara Stevens
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    I think some people are reading the angle the dog is sitting wrong...look closer...

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    PotterHead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same breed. Shes kinda an idiot too. She runs into kitchen counters, walls, eats rocks, and falls down stairs. She is also terrified of a certain tone of noise and will run around like crazy if she hears it. Shes as cute as hell tho.

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very, very dangerous. Not stupid, just dangerous!

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