We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.

Twitter user Bum Chillups posted a story about the dumbest dog they ever owned and invited others to share their own tales. The thread got over 5.4k likes and was retweeted over 1.2k times. Which just goes to show that there are a lot of dumb (but loveable) dogs out there!

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview about canine intelligence with Clive Wynne, Professor of Psychology at Arizona State University and author of Dog is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves You.

Image credits: edsbs

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I gots to make sure you don't drowns...

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No, he thought he'd show how his owner was obliged to install dog doors in other doors as well.

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Aw, what a sweet boy. :)))

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Professor Wynne believes that there is no such thing as “dumb” dogs, only dogs with varying abilities and dogs that are more adept in different fields. “In general dogs (like people!) vary in their abilities along many dimensions. It isn’t fair to reduce all that to a single dimension of ‘intelligence.’ Different dogs are better and worse at different things.”

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i lol'ed so hard :D

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Gabi
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5 months ago

Bless him.

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He's preparing to fight. He nap, and he bite

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Certain dog breeds generally seem smarter than others. Back in 1994, psychologist Stanley Coren ranked over 100 dog breeds based on 3 different types of intelligence: instinctive, adaptive, and working/obedience.

Instinctive intelligence is pretty much easy to understand. If a dog does the tasks it was bred to perform well (like hunting or herding animals), then it’s considered to have high instinctive intelligence.

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Gabi
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You call him dumb? He's actually fucking clever, has trained you well!!

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Hans
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This does not look like a proper place for letting a dog take a dump...

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😆

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Meanwhile, adaptive intelligence is a doggo’s ability to solve problems without help and to learn from its previous experiences. Finally, working (aka obedience) intelligence has everything to do with how quickly and easily a dog learns when its taught by us, humans.

However, Professor Wynne doesn’t agree with Coren’s insights and believes that dogs, just like people, are individuals with many different skills and aptitudes.

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JessG
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5 months ago

Oh my gawd, cut his nails!

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

"No nap can be denied" yes.

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Gabi
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The 2-year old neighbour kid pooped on the floor during potty training, and the house dog in an act of solidarity ate it up. Not the kid. The poo.

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According to the professor, the differences between breeds are much less important than many people think. “Of course, there are certain behaviors that are quite characteristic of particular breeds—only heelers heel, only pointers point, only herders herd, and so on.”

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Full Name
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5 months ago

It's a message for you to get her a friend.

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago (edited)

I'd be scared if I saw a spider of that size!

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5 months ago

What are you looking at? I meant to do that hooman!

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Wynne continued: “But in the only two major studies looking at differences in behavior both between and within breeds it was found that the differences within breeds were at least as significant as those between breeds. That said, I have to acknowledge that all of the four or five dogs that have been found who understand more than a handful of human words have all been border collies!”

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Gabi
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5 months ago

And then he lol'd hard.

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago (edited)

She knows what he did, and she's not sorry for it.

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Janine B.
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5 months ago

Not dumb, clever.

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Meanwhile, Nicholas Dodman, former program director of the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Dogster that he had two dogs, one of which was hyperactive while the other was lazy, but this wasn’t indicative of their level of intelligence.

“You would say Jasper was not as smart as Rusty. But once you were out on a trail, Jasper lit up. He was doing the job that nature intended him to do because he was a coonhound, and he was using his super-intelligent nose. He was brilliant at his job, but not so good at some other things,” Dodman explained.

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Draco Malfoy
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And he is winning.

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manon M
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5 months ago

Automatic flush !!!! 😂

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Draco Malfoy
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Hey, at least it wasn't raisin bran. (no offense to anyone who likes raisin bran)

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So before deciding whether or not a dog is smart or dumb, it’s important to keep in mind what they were bred for and what their strengths as individuals are. In other words, you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. Different dog breeds excel at different tasks. And the upside is, when a dog isn’t good at something, it leads to plenty of hilarious canine moments.

Do you have any dumb dog moments to share with us, dear Readers? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.

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Gabi
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5 months ago

Yeah, fine, but what about the dog?

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You're welcome.

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I like him😁😁

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Gabi
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5 months ago

Aww, he's not dumb, he's checking for ghosts.

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Miss D
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5 months ago

Pretty smart actually

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Draco Malfoy
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I laughed out loud at this one.

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Draco Malfoy
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They're adorable!

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Aww look at his adorable eyes!

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Gabi
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Aww, he wanted to be a unicorn.

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Demi Zwaan
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5 months ago

Never pull thread out their ass! It can get entangled and rip their insides out! Go to a vet instead.

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Colin L
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You cannot hide the smells.

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Colin L
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5 months ago

Jolly Green Giant Dog!

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I Just Changed My Name
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5 months ago

Dogs stealing passies isn't all that unusual. Akin to other baby's stealing another's passie at daycare.

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rai mei
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he looks majestic!

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Liam Walsh
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5 months ago

Don't most dogs benefit from having some kind of an idea as to what you want from them?

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Samantha Lomb
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the compulsive licking is often stress based OCD

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

But those eyes......

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Gabi
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5 months ago

Go to the vet, he needs an eye-check.

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

It's her revenge for naming her Nike. I mean, you name a dog after a shoe brand, what other hobby should she have? Adorable dog btw.

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5 months ago

17/10 would give you pot of gold.

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Up All Night
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5 months ago

Never seen a dobermann with such wide-cut ears. Those eyes are indeed scary.

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Lisa Pee Wee Jengo
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5 months ago

LOLOL!!!!

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Dutch VanZandt
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5 months ago

She loses her front legs?

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5 months ago

Easy way to get firewood.

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Jaxson Evans
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5 months ago

awwww he's so friggin cute

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Patti Vance
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5 months ago

My last boxer loved to go on boat with me. Of course had a vest as boxers swim like a box of rocks. She saved my butt one time as it was a beautiful day but she refused to get on board. After 20 minutes one of the worst storms rolled over the lake. So bad had to stay in car until over add couldn't see the road to drive home. I surely round have floundered the boat but she knew.

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Animal lover❤
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5 months ago

True love

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 months ago

Look at that TAIL!!!! Look at it!

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Gabi
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5 months ago

And she's damn right.

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Liam Walsh
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One of my dogs was always a very good boy while we trained the puppy - did everything we asked of her!

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Gabi
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5 months ago

Awwwwww :'( sad doggo.

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The floor is lava!!!

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5 months ago

is doing a play bow....she wants to play with herself!

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5 months ago

Jesus that sounds like something I would do....

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5 months ago

I laughed much to hard....

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Jaxson Evans
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Our dog sits lazy as well.

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Hermione Granger
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5 months ago (edited)

She looks like when I first wake up

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Gabi
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5 months ago

He's not dumb, he's an asshole.

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R L
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5 months ago

Lack of height perception, or eyesight problems?

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At least she wasn't pregnant 😬

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Draco Malfoy
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5 months ago

And now the question of: How did this even happen? lol

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Omg he’s adorable ❣️

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5 months ago

Looks like the backyard is a boring/stressful place to him.

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5 months ago

Maybe she tried to open the bananas with the can opener? I hope you have installed camera's in your house.

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Yes its you

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Demi Zwaan
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5 months ago

That happens once. Then you make sure she can't reach socks when left alone. Right? RIGHT?! Can't believe people like this have pets and think it's funny that they can't take care of them.

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5 months ago

those poor squirrels tho

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Sivi
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5 months ago

My parents dog refuse to drink water inside, even when she sees us change the water, outside water is the best. The muddier the better.

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Dog doesn't believe that size matters.

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