When you forget the point of makeup is to trick the eyes you have flawless skin lol

Wouldn't that be awesome! I'd love to operate that printing press. "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Definitely ma'm, if you just sit down for a lil while'.

I also have trust issues with stupid customers that try to be smart-ass!

What a surprisingly and totally unpredictable outcome!

People need to get out more often.

What the f**k was wrong with her and most importantly what the f**k was wrong with the manager! This is the moment when you quit and never look back

What the actual f**k

Some people shouldn't even still be alive

This doesn't surprise me at all

When we were in the US on vacation, my wife once made me drive her to Bed, Bath and Beyond, then walked around the shop and seemed very confused. "I imagined it to look quite different". She actually wanted to go to Bath and Body Works, which fortunately was 2 doors down in the same shopping centre.

That's a very smooth plane tho

Sounds like dementia. Credit cards have been around since 1950, there is no way he could misunderstand how they work.

who would get mad over a quarter tf

It blows my mind how many actual stupid people there are on this planet.

Every f*****g time! If you don't like it you don't eat it! If you eat it you don't get your money back!!!

Never expect logical thinking from customers, they often leave their brain outside of the store

Stop being human? Oh no, these entitled cnuts never thought you were human in the first place.

So...throw it into the garbage? Melt it in acid?

That's assault!!! I would sue her

Some customers are delusional

Wow what a cheaty bastard

Ew, you're right. No aprons in the restroom, please!

I can finish it but it will be too damn hot

Honestly, this sounds like something my son would say. Not complaining about it or getting mad but, being on the spectrum and having OCD, he would point out that it was indeed longer than stated (same goes for 'we have to make a couple stops before town'. I get the 'a couple is two, we stopped at three places').

At least use the bloody thing before trashing it.

When life gives you lemons and you don't like them don't order them!!!

Fish flavored strawberries, yum

What is the wrong tomato slice?

She bloody wouldn't if she was paying 20p a bag like in the UK.

I really think these people enjoy messing up with workers just for fun

I wish such customers would be thrown out. Treating employees like garbage mustn‘t be tolerated. You can disagree with a company‘s policy. You can voice your opinion. But that… I feel so sorry for OP.

Same mother would sue if her stupid unsupervised kid got burned or blown up

It's supposed to do that you dumb a**.

It's called manners and dignity, but not everyone is smart enough to pass those subjects

Honestly a child would understand that

Lol. Math is hard.

That's a great name! Take and f*****g bake! Awesome!

Almonds make milk. They can't be nuts! (/s and it makes me sad that using the tag should be necessary)

You want respect for your onion but you can't respect the workers!

You should have used your telekinetic powers just like everyone else.

Should have asked them to use it again in front of you just to be sure it was the toaster's fault.

It's psychological. I was eating a delicious apple bread-pudding one time, enjoying it thoroughly. I let the waitress know how good it was, especially the apple bits. Long story short, the "apples" turned out to be raisins, which I have a strong aversion to (also a long story). I begged her to tell me they were apples, which she did - and even though I knew they were raisins, the fact that she said they were apples was enough that I was able to finish the pudding.

I mean woman accept the frign free food stop being salty. Invite your friends over to eat your 3 extra wings if you have any friends.

Off-topic but a hairdresser that cuts only 5 inches is pure science fiction to me!

I might want to get on Amazon and order a sleeping bag cuz you're gonna be here a while.

Particularly as potted plants usually come with a tag telling you what they are

I like the drawing

Promise?

Was she a trump supporter that was worried for the orange turd?

Sundae school 🤣

If there is one thing you learn in the military, it's waiting.

It should be easier to refuse service at the drive thru

Dense customer not understanding the concept of density?

Ok, not looking like him and probably clearly fake/stolen ID aside, yes, people absolutely DO get contact lenses to make their eyes brown. It might not be common where you are, but it is a thing.

That's assault.

Ex-boyfriend now I hope

Not your job to direct people AWAY from the sunglass stand.

Why would you even want juice microwaved that would be gross

How all childhood fights with siblings would start...