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A brain fart is a brain fart is a brain fart. Nobody is immune to them. But having said that, these temporary blips can be really funny. When they're someone else's suffering, of course.

If you don't believe me, just take a look at the Twitter account -1000 IQ. It's sharing follower-submitted moments when people's brains stopped computing and pushed the poor folks into making a fool of themselves.

From sanding your car's tires for a smooth ride to claiming New York isn't part of the US, here are some of the funniest ones.

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Ryan Deschanel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are so stupid and confident (almost synonyms) you can't even see that you are being made fun of. Surprisingly, that's pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Sun, make an effort, come on!

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    There are plenty of concepts our brains struggle with, like four-dimensional hypercubes, quantum mechanics or an infinite universe. And understandably so. But as you can see from this list, every once in a while even the most mundane everyday tasks can leave us baffled. However, there are some things that (unexpectedly) mess up our cognitive abilities but manage to do so while slipping under the radar.

    Doors. Remember the feeling you get when you walk into a room with some purpose in mind only to completely forget what that was? Well, psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an "event boundary" in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next, similarly to how exiting through a doorway signals the end of a scene in a movie. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room, and prepares a blank page for the new location. Mental event boundaries usually help us organize our thoughts and memories as we move through the world, but sometimes they can throw us off, too.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a question for the universe at large: Why are most raincoats made of porous material, and lacking a hood?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I would probably have missed the joke too.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't interfere. Natural selection in progress.

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    Beeps. From digital alarm clocks to smoke detectors, these sounds have practically become the soundtrack of the modern world. But we didn't evolve hearing beeps, so we struggle to make peace with them. Natural sounds are created from a transfer of energy, often from one object striking another. Think of a stick hitting a drum. In that case, energy is transferred into the drum and then gradually dissipates, causing the sound to decay over time. Our perceptual system has evolved to use that decay to grasp the event. To figure out what made the sound, and where it came from.

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    Beep sounds, however, are like cars driving at 60 mph which suddenly hit a wall, as opposed to gradually slowing to a stop. The sound doesn't change over time, and it doesn't fade away, so our brains are baffled about what they are and where they're coming from and can go into overdrive.

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    Saint Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a joke. Right ?

    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was her last ever post, so I guess we'll never know.

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    Lizard Gaming_YT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slaps forehead so hard my brain LITERALLY falls out*

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... It was because of the beeping... Totally... There can't be another reason...

    Dash Blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this woman is joshing. It is funny.

    Steve Fischer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took the batteries out of my smoke alarm. Seems every time the alarm goes off, it starts a fire somewhere

    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this joke, I repeat it every time anybody talks about these alarms.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Quote that famous genius Forrest Gump "Stupid is as stuipid Does".

    Lynn Morello
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think the alarm was going off?

    Sue Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See ya on the other side, Ruthe.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go ahead one less person with only a few brain cells in the world

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I hope she didn't procreate.

    Cecily Holland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d be unsurprised by the number of idiots we transport to the ER for this

    Oikawa's Milk Bread
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope this is a joke, if it's not then.... oh well?

    Lima Beanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no matter how stupid ,hope she didnt die..

    AspieGirl88
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. Her grammar & spelling (etc) would’ve been all over the place, if carbon monoxide was starting a rave in her head! 😏

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the "natural selection" crowd: even if this were real, carbon monoxide poisoning can put someone in an altered mental state. It's not genetic.

    Sarah Sorbel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's gonna tell her? You gonna tell her?

    Brian J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these seem too contrived

    Tapio Magnussen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No update from Ruthe Phoenix after the 7th of December 2015...

    Jasager
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS https://twitter.com/RuthePhoenix/status/983280877768765440

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    LostSoul
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry for copying: Don't interfere. Natural selection in progress.

    SCamp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin Award Candidate

    Nina
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One less moron in the world.

    LONECOOLMAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S REAL.... SHE IS A BLOND! LOL

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tension is raisin', let's hope he doesn't start to wine

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    Wide open spaces. When people are traversing the desert or a thick forest — terrains without landmarks — people usually end up walking in circles. Experiments on blindfolded individuals revealed that when we lack external reference points, we curve around in loops as tight as 66 feet (20 meters) in diameter, all the while believing we are traveling in a straight line. Turns out, it isn't because one leg is longer or stronger than the other — wide open spaces simply throw the brain for a loop.

    According to researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Biological Cybergenetics in Germany, loopy paths follow from a walker's changing sense of "straight ahead." With every step, a small deviation arises in the brain's vestibular (balance-maintaining) system or the proprioceptive (body awareness) system, and is added to the person's cognitive sense of what's straight. These deviations accumulate over time and send that individual veering around in ever tighter circles as time goes on. Interestingly, these little brain farts don't add up when we can regularly recalibrate our sense of direction using a nearby building or mountain.

    To see some of these examples in action, check out these 31 times people had brain farts that resulted in funny communication fails.

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    Benjamin Kowal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the realized their mistake. That doesn’t happen very often.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, $150 for an HIV test... in a normal country you can get it free at hospital... just sayin'.

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    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better don't have any, stupidity might be genetic.

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    Lunar Bicycle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is that a hilarious joke, but the fact that it has two stars instead of one is brilliant. Like it was somewhat useful, but they just really didn’t like it.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    red shirt represents management, yellow shirt represents workers; and the guy sitting up front is the CEO.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another anonymous person on the internet.

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    Call Me Mars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things wrong with this post... why?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "no sé, no hablo español" mean?

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    TheNerdyDude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoomer here. That's a Playmobil coin. Dear lord kill me now.

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    Chris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a good 30 seconds to work out they meant familiar.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "dead" and "dramatic" are synonyms?

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By going through the US education system?

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... Funnily enough... There was a famous case of a woman being a chimera - she literally had non-matching DNA. They ended up proving the case by having the official in the delivery room, at the business end, took the DNA sample which didn't match (and that wouldn't even be the case for a surrogate pregnancy) and finally did additional testing to prove she was a chimera. Weird case. So, yeah, that one in some ludicrous number likely to be in the billions, DNA came back negative for mum.

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    Beeps
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so you can write numbers like 01, 02, 03, etc…

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is the story of how we got our 45th president

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    Az
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's close. They could of sent 0022.

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    Beta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s just out of this world dumb

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    Firefoxy3121
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're- they're the same thing. People this stupid make me want to cry

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    karla Meixnerová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but to be honest, I am from Europe and I would have problably quite a big problem to place USA states where they belong...

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the phrase "Ice Cube" has gone into usage much the same way "Dialing" has for phones. I use round 'cubes' in my alcohol drinks and seasonal 'cubes' for holidays (bones and fangs for Halloween, etc...). I don't actually hold this one against anyone

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    S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original post: you can't spell cat without a

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