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A brain fart is a brain fart is a brain fart. Nobody is immune to them. But having said that, these temporary blips can be really funny. When they're someone else's suffering, of course.

If you don't believe me, just take a look at the Twitter account -1000 IQ. It's sharing follower-submitted moments when people's brains stopped computing and pushed the poor folks into making a fool of themselves.

From sanding your car's tires for a smooth ride to claiming New York isn't part of the US, here are some of the funniest ones.

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Ryan Deschanel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are so stupid and confident (almost synonyms) you can't even see that you are being made fun of. Surprisingly, that's pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Sun, make an effort, come on!

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    There are plenty of concepts our brains struggle with, like four-dimensional hypercubes, quantum mechanics or an infinite universe. And understandably so. But as you can see from this list, every once in a while even the most mundane everyday tasks can leave us baffled. However, there are some things that (unexpectedly) mess up our cognitive abilities but manage to do so while slipping under the radar.

    Doors. Remember the feeling you get when you walk into a room with some purpose in mind only to completely forget what that was? Well, psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an "event boundary" in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next, similarly to how exiting through a doorway signals the end of a scene in a movie. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room, and prepares a blank page for the new location. Mental event boundaries usually help us organize our thoughts and memories as we move through the world, but sometimes they can throw us off, too.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a question for the universe at large: Why are most raincoats made of porous material, and lacking a hood?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I would probably have missed the joke too.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't interfere. Natural selection in progress.

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    Beeps. From digital alarm clocks to smoke detectors, these sounds have practically become the soundtrack of the modern world. But we didn't evolve hearing beeps, so we struggle to make peace with them. Natural sounds are created from a transfer of energy, often from one object striking another. Think of a stick hitting a drum. In that case, energy is transferred into the drum and then gradually dissipates, causing the sound to decay over time. Our perceptual system has evolved to use that decay to grasp the event. To figure out what made the sound, and where it came from.

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    Beep sounds, however, are like cars driving at 60 mph which suddenly hit a wall, as opposed to gradually slowing to a stop. The sound doesn't change over time, and it doesn't fade away, so our brains are baffled about what they are and where they're coming from and can go into overdrive.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tension is raisin', let's hope he doesn't start to wine

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    Wide open spaces. When people are traversing the desert or a thick forest — terrains without landmarks — people usually end up walking in circles. Experiments on blindfolded individuals revealed that when we lack external reference points, we curve around in loops as tight as 66 feet (20 meters) in diameter, all the while believing we are traveling in a straight line. Turns out, it isn't because one leg is longer or stronger than the other — wide open spaces simply throw the brain for a loop.

    According to researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Biological Cybergenetics in Germany, loopy paths follow from a walker's changing sense of "straight ahead." With every step, a small deviation arises in the brain's vestibular (balance-maintaining) system or the proprioceptive (body awareness) system, and is added to the person's cognitive sense of what's straight. These deviations accumulate over time and send that individual veering around in ever tighter circles as time goes on. Interestingly, these little brain farts don't add up when we can regularly recalibrate our sense of direction using a nearby building or mountain.

    To see some of these examples in action, check out these 31 times people had brain farts that resulted in funny communication fails.

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    Benjamin Kowal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the realized their mistake. That doesn’t happen very often.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, $150 for an HIV test... in a normal country you can get it free at hospital... just sayin'.

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    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better don't have any, stupidity might be genetic.

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    Lunar Bicycle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is that a hilarious joke, but the fact that it has two stars instead of one is brilliant. Like it was somewhat useful, but they just really didn’t like it.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    red shirt represents management, yellow shirt represents workers; and the guy sitting up front is the CEO.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another anonymous person on the internet.

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    Call Me Mars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things wrong with this post... why?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "no sé, no hablo español" mean?

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    TheNerdyDude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoomer here. That's a Playmobil coin. Dear lord kill me now.

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    Shaurya Joshi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I’m no. No I’m yes. We yes no

    Marcellus II
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Schrödinger's diet. They take No with a side of Yes.

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    He Said She Said
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I'm an atheist. Yes I believe in god. We exist.

    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We name them Flexitarier. What they meant was most likely, they buy vegan food aswell...also means they have no idea what vegan means.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meat-eating vegan... sounds like an omnivore.

    Florence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes im 13, yes im 16 years old, yes we exist

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... virgin. It's spelled virgin.

    Eithne Griffiths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan Deschanel, did I miss something? I can't for the life of me see what what you said wrong. AITA?

    Wondering Alice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im with you Eithne. I have seen stuff he said in the past - so maybe thats why some people got angry. But this time, i couldnt see it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody hell, pick ONE personality and stick with it

    Lynn Morello
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat meat, you are NOT Vegan.

    Wednesday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vegans do not eat meat. nor do they wear leather, drink milk, eat any dairy in fact, no honey... no animal products whatsoever, in or on their person - no mo jello...

    Sue Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. You don't exist. Not in that category, anyway. So go out to pasture with a knife and a blowtorch and eat your heart out.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! a meat eating vegan and probably an agnostic Christian

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no ,. no , and WTAF????????????

    Chris Sprucefield
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who thinks they know what the word they are using really means...

    Sharon Vaughn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come again? Do you even know what vegan means?

    Monca Monika
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say I'm idiot using 3 phrases.

    Jesse Schröder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I've never flown before. Yes I am a virgin. Yes I'm a member of the mile high club. We exist

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, technically you could, like, eat someone out on top of a mountain. That would probably count as not losing your virginity in the technical sense while still technically having sex?

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    Marika Miettinen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a bit like some women saying that they're lesbian and they still have sex with men.

    Jesse Schröder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you don't know the word bisexual, that´s always an option lol

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    Melanie Burlock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear Inigo Montoya’s voice right now…

    ravina nimje
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How not eating enough carbs and education failing us.

    Sofie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, actually you don't exist. Sorry to break it to you but you don't exist, you're just a figment of someones imagination 👽

    Aaricia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not vegan, that's flexitarian.

    alex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you are not vegan. no you do not exist. sorry to break it to you

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... neither nor...

    Sapna Sarfare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New breed of meat eating vegans on loose...beware... they might eat you next for dinner..

    Steve Fischer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think shes confused vegan with vagina in describing her sex life

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    Oh, I was loving this thread after the first 2 posts. Now I realize everyone is just a f*****t

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a good 30 seconds to work out they meant familiar.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "dead" and "dramatic" are synonyms?

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By going through the US education system?

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... Funnily enough... There was a famous case of a woman being a chimera - she literally had non-matching DNA. They ended up proving the case by having the official in the delivery room, at the business end, took the DNA sample which didn't match (and that wouldn't even be the case for a surrogate pregnancy) and finally did additional testing to prove she was a chimera. Weird case. So, yeah, that one in some ludicrous number likely to be in the billions, DNA came back negative for mum.

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    Beeps
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so you can write numbers like 01, 02, 03, etc…

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is the story of how we got our 45th president

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    Az
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's close. They could of sent 0022.

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    Beta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s just out of this world dumb

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    Firefoxy3121
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're- they're the same thing. People this stupid make me want to cry

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    karla Meixnerová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but to be honest, I am from Europe and I would have problably quite a big problem to place USA states where they belong...

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the phrase "Ice Cube" has gone into usage much the same way "Dialing" has for phones. I use round 'cubes' in my alcohol drinks and seasonal 'cubes' for holidays (bones and fangs for Halloween, etc...). I don't actually hold this one against anyone

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    S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original post: you can't spell cat without a

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