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When I think about comedy, the first thing that comes to mind is comedy shows, stand-ups, and the iconic SNL. But a lot of the time, comedy gold can be found in none other than social media posts, which are influenced by the greatest comedian - life itself.
A platform like Twitter, now referred to as X, is full of people sharing their humorous stories that inspired an Instagram page called reallydumbtweets to compile all of the best finds into one hilarious collection. From their 4000+ posts, we have selected the ones that stuck out the most to share with you, Pandas. So without further ado, let’s dive into this list, and let us know in the comments which tweet made you chuckle the most.
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Social media has become the modern-day stage for the world's comedic geniuses. From regular people who just had a funny story to share to actual comedians, we can encounter some of the funniest content online.
Humor, often regarded as a lighthearted and entertaining aspect of life, is paradoxically a very serious business. Beneath the surface of any good joke lies a complex interplay of psychology, culture, and communication. While jokes and comedic performances aim to provoke amusement, their impact extends far beyond mere laughter.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I actually like being an adult, other than all the stupid paperwork.
Comedians are skilled artists and it can take months or years to craft a perfect joke, story, and routines that connect with their audiences. Comedy is a form of creative expression that requires originality, timing, and an understanding of human nature.
However, the world of comedy is not without its challenges, and one of the most contentious issues is the act of joke stealing. This problem in an age of social media and influencers is continuing to escalate and is especially discouraging for the creators, when their work shared on their original accounts gets less interaction than when it's reposted without credit by larger accounts or individuals with a larger following. This not only undermines the hard work and creativity of the original comedians but also highlights the complexities of intellectual property and digital ethics in the modern age.
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
One the other hand, my 3 year old wakes up at 5:00 and, with more glee than any human should have at that hour, annouces to the house, "ITS MORNING TIME EVERYBODY!!"
However, not all is bad when it comes to sharing your work online. The internet allows comedians to be exposed to a global pool of talent which provides opportunities for collaboration and growth. So whether these people who are featured in this list are sharing their craft as comedians or just as everyday people, their talent has not gone unnoticed, and we are glad that we were able to share their hilarious jokes with you today.
If you feel like this list was not enough for you today, we have found a few previous posts shared on Bored Panda containing hilarious tweets. From funny and questionable Tweets to the best and worst of Twitter, you are bound to find the entertainment you were looking for.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Well excuse me but this thirtysomething doesn't like wearing a raincoat because it gets all gross and sweaty inside.
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Capybara With a Cat 2 years ago (edited)
Or a mysterious lady dressed all in black with a black umbrella who smokes a cigarette a bit in the distance
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Marco Richter 2 years ago
and then complain and demand a refund if he takes longer than 30 min
Marleina Hershberg 2 years ago
These places may want to not offer delivery in extreme weather, putting their employees at risk.
Cassie 2 years ago
My husband managed a franchise pizza store for a family member who owned it. We got hit with a hurricane. A stat of emergency was declared and the governor stated nobody should be on the roads other than emergency vehicles. The owner insisted my husband keep the store open or he'd fire everybody. My husband wouldn't let the kids drive in the hurricane, so he made their deliveries and gave them their tips until a tree fell on his car and he got a head injury. Owner still said keep it open. They argued, but the power went out, solving the problem. Husband wanted to go to the hospital for his head injury. Owner said he had to stay in the store since there was no security system with the power out. My husband had a mental breakdown that year, realizing his family member wasn't the person he thought he was looking up to.
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Jeanie 2 years ago
My dad ordered pizza during the May tornados in Oklahoma (movie Twister anyone?). Tipped the guy 20 bucks for delivering on a like 30 dollar order. Guy was so happy for the tip he asked my dad if we needed anything else "cuz he'd be happy to run to the store to grab us sodas or something". My dad laughed, said we were food, and gave the dude another 8 bucks.
Apple Jakes 2 years ago
If that kid is working during a snowstorm he probably needs those tips.
Brian Leahy 2 years ago
My thought too. What's worse, driving in a storm or working all night for no tips? The answer would vary based on the driver's circumstances
Load More Replies... Katy McMouse 2 years ago
I refuse to do that in any storm, rain or snow. I'm even a little leary during meteor showers.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
My favorites are the ones who go get fast food on a holiday (like, do you really need those nuggets on Christmas??) And then comment how bad they feel that you're having to work on a holiday..... 😡
Shane S 2 years ago (edited)
I’m guilty of ordering on a holiday if it’s a religious holiday and I’m ordering from an immigrant-owned business. Like I’ve ordered Indian food from a restaurant on Christmas that has a Ganesh statue in the dining area.
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Midoribird Aoi 2 years ago
Hell no! The two times I ever ordered due to being sick and crappy weather both at once, I tipped plenty extra. I get it!
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Shouldn't you be complaining to the place that's forcing their employees to do that instead of just saying no delivery until the storm dies down?
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
What's it called when you do the opposite? During our recent heat wave (100+ degrees for multiple days- unusual for our corner of Washington State), we gave the drivers their choice of sugar free Gatorade and tipped extra.
tee-lena 2 years ago
During the pandemic we'd tip in toilet paper. The drivers were so freaking happy.
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January Tempis 2 years ago
I've met a pizza dude who was stoked to make all the money during snowstorms.
Kaseylulu 2 years ago
Be prepared by grocery shopping before the predictable storm hits so you don't put people in danger?
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I have a friend who's autistic and last time I visited her, when she got sick of me she just straight up said something like "okay I want you to leave now". I appreciated the honesty and went home!
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
My high school started at 7:30 am. By 8 we were ready for lunch. I took an 8am math class in college and it felt like the middle of the night. :) Now that I work from home I roll out of bed 2 minutes before my start time. I haven't even seen 8am in years now.
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Juan Something(downvotevictim) 2 years ago
I explained to my kids that the "light up headphones" and "sparkly jump rope" can be bought for a few dollars at the store down the street. I just donate $50 to the school and go buy their prizes 😆.
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Donkey boi 2 years ago
I've worked in food, I would NOT work in retail. I'd probably last a week before getting either fired or arrested.
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Emerald Joanna 2 years ago
That's some pretty impressive printing & spelling for a 5 year old...Imma call BS on this
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H Nunya 2 years ago
Elon Musk refuses to acknowledge his trans daughter, so everybody should call ‘X’ Twitter still.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
How is renaming it X going to fix any of the recent problems with twitter?
H Nunya 2 years ago
Elon Musk refuses to acknowledge his trans daughter, so everybody should call ‘X’ Twitter still.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
How is renaming it X going to fix any of the recent problems with twitter?
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