60 Funny Dog Tweets That Are Too Relatable

This needs more upvotes!

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

-alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

7 isn't enough

only 7?! Do you even love your dog?!

Um......is this not normal?

More effective for dog would be a goodbye action ritual with a quick treat. Notice that dogs do not talk to each other.

you won't hear "i love you" from my family, only if you are a dog.

I know, I know...

me saying good night: parents: good night dogs: good night babbies I love you so so much. see you tommorow. love you! here *picks dog up* you can sleep with me tonight

Love, love, love the tweet

10 yrs later

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

Working morale up 75%!

"Bork" just made my day.

You're hired!

Fair enough.

Caitlyn, that sounds like you. :D

Dog goals.

Many people will salute you with respect for this action :D

My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.

I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners

Yes! Four-legged kids!

This is slightly disturbing.

This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh

...You have the cutest date ever!

How could you! D: *writes that technique down*

Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...

All if forgiven.

This dog looks like your therapist!

This is disturbing...

Okay, this is freaking adorable :D

They see me rollin'... they hatin'...

Isn't this normal?

Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.

Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

My exercise goal.

Every time!! Naked dog!!

"..And you didn't invite me to pet it as well?!"

And he is fabulous!

Really! My record is 2 seconds....

OK Mr. Berkowitz just take these pills...

I applaud you both!

Travel goals.

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

To be fair, that's most dogowners :D AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT

maybe your neighbours' dogs are judging you

awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T

solution.. dog in truck.

...The dog is judging your life decisions.

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

Aww :(

This dog is rather rectangularly shaped...