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“Didn’t Happen Of The Year Awards”: 40 Cringe And Embarrassing Lies Spotted On The Internet (New Pics)
At times, people may experience a strong urge to seek attention from others. When they lack accomplishments or qualities to showcase, lying may seem like the only option. In their attempts to remain relevant on social media, whether to enhance their reputation or simply get noticed, people may find that fabricating a fantasy scenario is the key to achieving their goal.
However, those lies were short-lived since this Twitter account, 'Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards', was created to expose the wildest stories people tell online for attention. Granting it kind of gives them what they wanted, minus a good reputation.
While this post aims to ridicule people for their attempts to pass off fictitious stories as real-life experiences, we should give them credit for their truly active imaginations.
Bored Panda reached out to Talya Knable LCPC, a licensed clinical professional counselor, and Michelle Rene' Hammer, MS, LCPC, CPC, a licensed clinical professional counselor, board-certified clinical supervisor, certified pastoral counselor, author, motivational speaker, and life coach to learn more about the reasons behind why people fabricate stories online. Read the full interviews below.
More info: tkpsych.com | turningleafcounselingandconsultation.com
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#1
HangryHangryHippo 2 years ago
Poor kid! Diseases like measles, chicken pox, etc. are making a comeback thanks to people like this kid's parents. And not only affecting the non-vaccinated ones, but also those who depend on herd immunity. So sad and infuriating!
jmdirks 2 years ago
How are people such doofs that they believe this conversation actually took place.
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Monday 2 years ago
Do these people realize that the doctor HAS the vaccinations too? Like they're not peddling some shot they wouldn't take themselves.
SuperChicken 2 years ago
No one else believe in their own lies, but themselves.
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Isaac Fritz 2 years ago
Know what dark humor and unvaccinated kids have in common? They never get old.
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
Don't want the shots? Fine. Then no public school for you, fucktards.
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Bill McDowall 2 years ago
It happens. As a 58 year old balding man you would amazed by the number of random photographers who follow me to the beach! 😋
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Bored Potato 2 years ago
Number one: taking photos without consent or knowledge from the subject is illegal in a lot of place; number two: WHO TF POSES LIKE THAT??
Jo Jones 2 years ago (edited)
Whilst photos of government infrastructure, including airports, military installations, and police and also inside some places of worship or museums are not allowed, it’s normally perfectly fine to take pictures of people in public places, whether they like it or not ( unless you’re in Emirates, Algeria or Koreas)
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
"this creep was taking pictures of me in a bikini, then thought to tell me they were doing so, and instead of being creeped out I was flattered and also paid them for their pictures so I could post them"
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Why are so many women on instagram in such desperate need of chiropractors?
Valerie Woods 2 years ago
She was such a vision...the "random photographer" couldn't help themselves.
Krod Mandoon 2 years ago
She should see if they saw who stole her butt! Sorry, wouldn't normally judge, but being they're an "influencer" I really don't care...
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
I also was tempted to say something about the flat butt.
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Edward Monks 2 years ago
what a tool, also, credit photogs, dont cast them off as "Random". she obviosuly liked the image enough to post, blugh
#3
Sarcastic Jock 2 years ago
Ugh, I know that the world isn't getting less intelligent, the dumb just have louder voices now but god damn it feels like an idiot infestation.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
I hope someone, somewhere, is working on a vaccine.
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EarthGrowl 2 years ago (edited)
I can't believe these people still exist. My son dated a chowder head who believed everything NASA did was CGI. We took her to CoCoa Beach in July of 2011 for the last shuttle launch. The shuttle disappeared into the clouds pretty quickly but you cannot deny the buildings shaking and the roar of take off is like thunder rising up from the ground at 6 miles away. She cried for the entire 8 hour ride home. It isn't a pleasant experience watching someone have their worldview shattered. She thought NASA was going to scrub the mission then claim to have launched when no one was watching. There was literally a million people there and she thought everyone was stupid for thinking NASA was real. 37 million horsepower rocket engines will convince anyone.
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
Good for her (take it any way you want)
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
The pilot has dealt with these nutters before so they know it is best just to humour them.
SheHulk 2 years ago
Thanks! I´ve seen excerpts from this text in several different places! The bit about essential oils curing peanut allergy has been on bp.
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UtanaYona 2 years ago
If the earth was truly flat we could solve global warning by just flipping it over to the cool side.
Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
Now I laughed! That is a genius idea! *Tips finger at forehead* Modern problems require modern solutions...
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Dave Hanel 2 years ago (edited)
This guy's right. Think about it. When you're driving in your car, have you ever once pulled back or pushed forward on the steering wheel when going up and down hills? The hills are actually flat! Wake up sheeple!!
According to Michelle, “People who fabricate stories online are seeking to get unmet needs met and are insecure about themselves and their lives.” That being said, we have to take into consideration that these people are hiding behind a false facade due to some sort of unaddressed issues. Most of the time, these people have preconceived notions of what they want their lives to be like instead of accepting what is, and that is how the lies begin.
“In my experience, people have an idea of who they think the world wants to see. Someone who is interesting, happy, successful, attractive, and surrounded by friends. We compare ourselves to what we see on social media, and when our own lives don't measure up, we may embellish or enhance in somewhat way we are putting out there in order to feel like we measure up,” shared Talya.
#4
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Yeah pretty sure it's literally a joke and the OP wasn't serious.
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Jp@nda 2 years ago
But you have to say girlfriend the right way, like you're their best friend with the inflection on giiirl
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David Leick 2 years ago
Everytime someone randomly capitalizes words like that, I read those words as if they're SCREAMED rather than spoken.
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Haywood Jablome 2 years ago
Can 13 year olds be incels? Because this totally reads as 12-14 years old
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I love picturing these scenes in my head. It's the "and then he ran away" bits that always make me laugh, because I always imagine a full sprint.
Sam Standerwick 2 years ago
Full sprint running like Phoebe in Friends :D
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Marco Richter 2 years ago
fascinating how many people just randomly start crying in these posts
GhostlySnail 2 years ago
Ah yes because the concrete is so menacing you just had to establish dominance over it. I see.
#6
Libstak 2 years ago
Woman stands calmly while stranger injects unknown substance into her and her son's arm then accepts almonds that she knows will make her and her son potentially die.......riiiiigggghht
DrBronxx 2 years ago
Yup. This is totally legit. I can't tell you how many people I've injected with essential oils. Gotta have that syringe on me at all times.
Roman Hans 2 years ago
That's weird. The shot a stranger gave my son just made him pee purple for three years.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Purple is by far my favorite color, but that might be a bit much.
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Stevie 2 years ago
You're not wrong but that's the least problematic with this story
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
I've seen this many times before, and it's still one of dumbest things I've ever read. There is NO place in the world where someone will let a random Karen stick a needle in them. How stupid are the 12.3K people who loved this fake story?
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
wait so you're telling me that you keep the same needle in your purse for situations like this? and you're just sharing this needle with random strangers?
We come across many people caught lying on social media, yet people have still not learned their lesson and continue to fabricate some part of their lives. We were curious to know the underlying reasons why people feel the need to lie online. “While there are certainly some specific psychological disorders that would lead someone to lie about their experiences on social media, it often is a simple need for validation and attention. Social media allows people to create the life they want to be living, whether or not they are actually living it. With minimal effort, posts can be created and edited to show just a part of what is actually going on, and that snapshot might be more 'appealing' than the full, or more realistic, picture,” Talya explained.
Michelle added: “Persons who are devoid of a core, strong sense of self provide an alternate reality on social media to seek attention, approval, validation, or whatever need is unmet in their lives. They often feel presenting themselves in this way will obtain this. On the other side of the coin are antisocial or narcissistic persons who do this for control/to manipulate outcomes.”
#7
Anne Jones 2 years ago
Is he saying that no one knows that chicken we eat comes from real chickens ?
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
A chicken coup at KFC? Wouldn't that mean the chickens took over? What did the chickens serve? Did they rename it KFH?
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Yeah, like they are going to give you a management position for releasing a bunch of chickens into a city and creating a massive loss of income to the restaurant. A “coup” indeed…🙄
Potato Chimps 2 years ago
I like how in the story no one notices the giant coup (sic) of chickens out back of the KFC until they play the video on the projector. Like, was everyone just ignoring the squawking little house behind the restaurant?
David H 2 years ago
yeah, because the huge company that contracts out all chicken to a few regional massive slaugterhouses allows one single store to operate a chicken coup that couldnt hold even 1 days worth of chicken, that take 35-40 days to even reach slaughtering size, and then slaughter on site. Suuuuuuuuuure
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Really, a chicken coup? I wouldn't be surprised, if my fellow chickens did an uprising at KFC.
#8
Dianehas6cats 2 years ago
I submitted a painting for my grade 11 art exam. Never saw it again. This was my graduation year so it went to a special matriculation committee. Never saw it again. My mom tried to find it…she was pissed. Fortunately it was in our year book so at least I have proof it existed. This was in 1968 and I’m still salty about it.
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Sure, I believe it. I wrote a book, but the publisher "lost" my said book and years later, I found it's out on the market. As a best seller. Even. /s🙄🙈
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
This doesn't make any sense. But I once worked for a company where I was doing some serious computer database work, explaining what I was doing to a bunch of consultants who were getting paid like 50 times more than I was and who were obviously going to claim credit for my work. Years later, I was in a grad program so I could get paid what I was worth for having some letters after my name. Turns out those idiot consultants hadn't a clue what they were doing, and within about two years managed to lay wreck to an entire hospital systems' information systems. Basically, I was like a guy who had Duck taping an airline wing on, trying to warn people at the airline there was a problem with safety, and then finding out the tail rudder fell off one day. And I learned of the outcome through the case study I was assigned in graduate school. Yeah, I even changed some of the story to remain anonymous.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
Was kinda fun to introduce all kinds of crazy details to the case and leave the professor wondering where I was coming up with them. Even started to refer to some hypothetical database worker who hypothetically lacked the letters after his name to be included on the planning which might have uncovered the potential threats. "Let's imagine that person is right here in the room with us." Unfortunately, no-one applauds when no-one knows what the hell you're talking about.
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Matthew Jameson 2 years ago
"The artist is more full of s**t than an elephant with no a**hole." End of discussion...
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
In fairness, this happened to me in college, but it was a professor who was a huge Led Zeppelin fan and she just thought my project (assignment was make a 3D album cover 4x the side of a CD) would look better in her office than in the display case outside my classroom. xD
#9
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Yes, that would be the point of the whole list.
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Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 2 years ago
No, the ps4 stood up and bought stocks. I swear by the virgin Mary it happened.
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Karla Dolman 2 years ago
Non digital PS5? Hmmm. End of the day, if you're gaming on a console not a pc you need help anyway.
There is no one answer to why people lie on social media, therefore we wanted psychologists to discuss the role that validation and attention-seeking behavior may play in the creation of fake stories online. Talya shared: “We all crave validation. This is a normal human need. The invention of social media allowed us to cast a wide net into the world in order to pull back in that validation from others. Something as simple as seeing how many likes or views a social media post gets has started to define how some people feel about themselves. Most of these sites are set up to require attention from others in order to receive the validation that we crave. As a result, content creators are essentially forced to present something attention-seeking - even if they have to fabricate their reality in order to do so.”
#10
Michelle Rosen 2 years ago
So your penis is as wide as a pencil and just as long to get all the way to the fallopian tubes. Dumb a*s
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Tamra 2 years ago
Yeah, you didn't jostle anyone's ovaries, champ. The vaginal canal measures anywhere from 3 to 7 inches, depending on state of arousal. Beyond that lies the cervix, and no woman wants anything pounding against it. This type of bragging/lies only displays a complete lack of knowledge of female anatomy, and a deeper inability to truly please a sexual partner.
Susie Elle 2 years ago
No woman in the history of women would give you a thumbs up for going so deep you hit an ovary, even if it were medically possible.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Even on prescription meds, getting the implants to block my fallopian tubes was f*****g painful.
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Penny Kemper 2 years ago
Yeah women don't give thumbs up for stuff like that. We are not pervs and idiots like guys
Korean Boi 2 years ago
hey. some guys r not pervs. please don't generalize that into our category.
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Sinkvenice 2 years ago
Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex/tell me you don't know how anatomy works without telling me you don't know how anatomy works double whammy!
DrBronxx 2 years ago
This made me laugh because the context after the first three words makes it sound like he's saying he has a 6ft d**k. The man has a gym rope between his legs.
ChariotLee 2 years ago
To even have a slight chance of achieving that, he would have to force his way past the cervix...oh my God, the pain.
Kim Lorton 2 years ago
Yep. She would have killed you before you got that far!0
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Libstak 2 years ago
Nobody is wearing a mask....is it meal time? Or is this just the only random years ago photo he had to attach to his BS story?
Jay Son 2 years ago (edited)
Very few people still wear masks though. That being said, when I fly next month, I'll be wearing my mask. I don't care what others think of it.
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R 2 years ago
Yes and he is so egocentric that he can’t understand that she was wearing a mask to protect him! He should had been wearing a mask to protect her too. That would have proven that masks work! It only works as a protection for others against your breathing air coming straight in their face.
Load More Replies... R 2 years ago
What an idiot he is. The woman tried to protect him by wearing a mask on her face. That’s how face masks works. It make the mask wearers breath to not spread around and possibly infect others. That’s how the masks protect! It both had been caring and understanding for each others needs they both would had masks on. He just risked a random elderly persons life and offered her money to risk his life. Isn’t that stupidity, I don’t know what stupidity is.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
When he goes in for a prostate op, or open heart surgery do you think he'd be happy if the surgical team didn't wear masks?
Rostit . 2 years ago
I hope they spit in his incision but I know they wont because they are professionals and I am a petty piece of s**t.
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Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Some people are immunocompromised? Elderly? Sick themselves and trying to protect others? Can't stand the smell of your aftershave?
Agfox 2 years ago
This appears to be genuine https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/tech-tycoon-offers-100000-to-female-co-passenger-to-take-off-her-face-mask-she-declines-it/articleshow/98731528.cms?from=mdr
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
According to that article Kirsch said the offer was "hypothetical", meaning it was a lie.
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jade s 2 years ago
I can believe this happening. If someone offered me $100,000 to take my mask off during a pandemic I wouldn't.
R 2 years ago (edited)
I would. And I would also had coughed really hard in their face too. I got all my shots and a simple face mask only helps to keep my breathing air out of others faces. If they are perverted enough to pay me to be able to breathe in my exhaled air, I can help them with that. I’m only protected if the other person cares enough to wear one on their face correctly. He already exposed me for a life threatening virus, by not wearing a mask. So we are even. ( but he is still probably safer than me after all…)
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
What an asshat. I'd doubledown and put extra masks on just so I don't risk catching his stupid.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Could happen. But that doesn't seem like a realistic description of how it'd go down.
GoGoPDX 2 years ago (edited)
Let's say the first half of the scenario was correct. First, was the mom saying it in frustration and/or joke? I am not saying that it is right, but I have heard a parent of 2 say something like this when they are frustrated or joking (again, not saying it is right). Second, even if she did say it in a more threatening way, there is nothing the cop can charge her with. Unless the person saying this has a weapon in their hand and or were doing something like , way, grabbing the child by the neck. If they did anything, they would more than likely interview her and the kid and call CPS. People don't usually get arrested for child abuse and/or neglect unless it is some pretty severe physical abuse and noticable, or sexual abuse. Like ,if the mother punched her kid in the face, yes, she would more than likely be arrested, and then a CPS case would be opened, and they would work in attempting to educate the parents and get them help and keep the family together. But there is no way a cop would arrest this mom for saying that. (I live in the US, it may be different other places)
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Steve Robert 2 years ago
So the second officer takes the kid to school, who is immediately killed by a deranged MAGAt impersonating his teacher. To which the officer replied This is the result of parent abuse. And then the rest of the class applauded.
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 2 years ago
The only part that i believe is the cop killing the child. Wait what?
Whether we like it or not, social media has a huge impact on our lives. Talya shared that “social media allows people to create an image that they want to present to the world, whether or not this image is actually based in reality. There are so many tools out there whose only focus is to allow content creators to edit whatever experience they are choosing to post. It is this curated viewpoint that is then presented to others as reality.”
“People actually believe the highlight reel from others' lives is indicative of their own lives not measuring up often. Other times persons are seeking validation or attention, unless their motives are more sinister,” shared Michelle.
#13
Bored Potato 2 years ago
Ah yes I would totally not buy M&Ms because some random psycho of a stranger told me they had gone “woke” whatever that means
Monday 2 years ago (edited)
I'd probably buy two packs just to annoy said stranger. It would be a great excuse to have double the candy.
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Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
A short google search informed me that they're owned by the same company, so there's that lol. Also, wtf is woke supposed to mean?
Bookworm 2 years ago
Originally, it meant being aware of the effects various kinds of discrimination have on society. Now it's lost all real meaning because conservatives use it to mean 'this involves caring about another human's humanity/emotions/needs in some way.' Basically, if you're being nice to someone, or encouraging others to not be jerks, conservatives think you're 'woke.'
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EarthGrowl 2 years ago
I would have smirked and bought 10 packs. Idiots. Conservatives have tried to stop cultural changes for decades and they always fail. The world changes and conservatives get left behind.
Sean Bantha Milk Co 2 years ago
This guy is a gold mine of things that definitely didn't happen
#14
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
I, too, get scared when some redneck glazes as me. Your belt should read Donut Tread On Me. Glazed. What a douche canoe.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
Old saying in Texas: The bigger the belt buckle, the smaller the d¡ck.
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
Oh but these MAGAt's claim they need their guns to protect them from the BLM thugs. Why do you need a gun if you can scare off bad people with a glare and a belt buckle?
mr_sarcastic 2 years ago (edited)
He's a proud member of the itty bitty teenie weenie committee
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Matthew Jameson 2 years ago
I hate when this happens! My last flight I just happened to have a copy of the Treaty of Versailles on me.
mr_sarcastic 2 years ago
Then the security guard took the constitution out of his hands and slapped him. The passengers clapped, the blue angels flew over and the tsa agent was promoted to CEO and was given a life time of free flights of an airline of his choice
Zenozenobee 2 years ago
Definitivly a story I would have less trouble to believe 😋
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Right. And then the smoking hot TSA agent took you aside and banged you. Then when you were on the plane the hottest flight attendant not only upgraded you to first class but then banged you and brought you into the cockpit to bang the pilot. See, I can make up bullshìt too.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
The book in the pic has both. It says the Declaration AND the Constitution. It's probably the Cliff's Notes version. :)
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EmbersAreOut 2 years ago (edited)
do carry a copy of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution (the same one as in th photo) but i have it in my purse as more of a form of entertainment. i have been caught in too many situations in which i have nothing so do, so i work on memorizing it. BTW i am still in high school.
Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago
The US Constitution only applies when you are within the confines of the US. If you are leaving to come back, it's not going to do much good.
Karla Dolman 2 years ago
Always makes me scream that white Americans are so proud of their "independence" on stolen land, having genocided most of the original inhabitants. USA isn't independent, it's colonised.
Since we see so many people relying on their lies online, we were wondering if there are any potential negative consequences to the individual's mental health when they create fake stories to present a certain image online. “Definitely! When someone creates a fake story or a specific image they want to present online, it is now up to them to maintain that facade. The mental strain that it takes to uphold these falsehoods can take a huge toll on one's mental health. I often talk with my clients, comparing this to lying in a job interview. If you interview for a job claiming to have a skill set that you don't actually have and this lands you the job, the lie may have paid off at the moment, but now how do you actually do the job? You are now in a position where you need to keep the facade going, no matter how much effort that takes,” Talya shared.
Lying builds up walls which later need to be maintained, which over time gets exhausting and makes it even more difficult to get genuine attention and love from others. “Persons actually are creating the opposite of what they seek, further distancing themselves from the acceptance, attention, connection, love, and validation they want as they are presenting a false self, causing them to chip away at any sense of self they have little by little. What this is actually doing is reaffirming the false belief that they aren't enough,” shared Michelle.
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Helena R 2 years ago
'Diet coffees/teas' Tell me you have diarrhoea without telling me diarrhoea
Load More Replies... EarthGrowl 2 years ago
I found out how my ex-doc stayed skinny. Diet pills. Amphetamines, legal meth. She had her license revoked for running a pill mill. I miss her!
Jp@nda 2 years ago
The doctor that got me addicted to oxycontin must've been using too, before he just closed his office one day I was in seeing him and he was standing up examining my back while I was sitting on the table and next thing I know I feel something hit my back and stay there, so I turn and it was his forehead. Dude fell asleep while standing up and just put his head on me. Super awkward!
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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
What does this mean? Heard "covfefe" in connection to Trump some years ago, but didn't learnt what it means?!
Load More Replies... HangryHangryHippo 2 years ago
Bwahahahaha, suuuure. I'm getting strong vibes of MLM boss babe here
Mark McCawley 2 years ago
Doctor: You gained weight since we last saw you Me: Do you want to hear about my business? Doctor: No, best we discuss your weight gain Me: Pulls out a pack of skinny coffee Doctor: Please leave, Security?
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LK 2 years ago
Did you just assume that the nurses would treat the football player first?! Every single nurse, first aider, paramedic and doctor I know would treat the person with the greatest injury first.
Load More Replies... Samyan Elrod 2 years ago
You brought a tear to my eye with that eloquence
Load More Replies... Libstak 2 years ago
How is this stupidity grown, I mean what does it get fed to turn out like this?
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
I have so many questions from reading this…#1. What the hell is a manlet? #2. What are pray eyes?!
Meredith Ottens 2 years ago
Incels are horrifying and hilarious as is their particular vocabulary. A manlet is basically a dweeby incel -- weak and subpar human. He misspelled "prey eyes" as opposed to the "hunter eyes" chads/alphas can have.
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Fickle_Pickle 2 years ago
Yep this idiot “witnessed” murder (or at least attempted) and didn’t notify the police? Yeah that totally happened. And I’m the president of the United States.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Uh... seriously... this happens and was a major source of the crime surge in the 1970s... mafia families left the business for legit businesses abandoning "organized" crime to be done by "freejackers," etc. The free-jackers got into endless turf wars, used the drugs themselves (leading to uh, poor management decisions), etc.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
I worked at several pizzerias and Italian restaurants in the 1970s that I am still convinced were just given as payoffs for some sort of favors done for the "Family." In every case the owner had no real restaurant experience or ambitions and in one case the owner had to get a partner to have a liquor license because he had spent 5 years in jail for lying to a grand jury and as a felon was not allowed to have one.
Load More Replies... Susan Robinson 2 years ago
I don’t doubt that they became successful at a pizza-based business, but I seriously doubt they stopped doing the crimes!
Kim Lorton 2 years ago
Good ad for great pizza! Mafia Pizza, We got a pizza you can't refuse!!!
Karla Dolman 2 years ago
While it's well known organised crime owns legit businesses as covers and the concept of a mafia boss going legit is entirely possible, nobody is making more money from a local pizza joint than they are from organised crime, if they're going legit it's because they have managed to use their organised crime to build up a huge and profitable corporation and many relationships with local politicians, police, judiciary etc.
My O My 2 years ago
Round here we have way more pizza places then can possibly survive just by selling italian food. And at one place there are always three elder guys sitting at the bar smoking (forbidden in bavaria). They stop smoking and talking when you come in and pick up their conversation when you leave again
mark glass 2 years ago
Could be true if the shops have two revenue streams: one from the food, and one for the payments to all their delivery guys for appearing in the porn flicks.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Well I can only say allegedly but, there are pizzarias in my area allegedly associated with less than savory groups. However, I highly doubt any of them would give up their associates for pizza. I've seen the house of one pizzaria owner, only the outside, and no way in hell could he afford that house and cars from a pizzaria. Their home is well known in my area and it's freaking gorgeous; they probably couldn't afford the flood insurance on just the pizzaria
To those people who have been fabricating stories and would like to break this pattern of behavior, here is what Talya advised: “I would advise them to take an honest dive into the underlying reasons why they are using social media this way (this is work that I often do with my clients). Are they unhappy with their life as it is? Do they wish that others saw them differently? Are they presenting what they feel others need to see in order to get what they are looking for from others? Addressing the factors that contribute to the behavior can allow someone to have a more positive relationship with themselves and therefore better use of social media.
”Michelle also advises to “seek help and start being authentic with the safest people in your life first. Find some if you don't have any, and show up as your best self, not a fake, phony version of what you think people would respond to. Work out your insecurities and appreciate the good in yourself. When you show up for you, others will too!”
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Jcusack 2 years ago
my 4 month old just said the same thing and recited Pi to the 087126543986102834 decimal!......................... Also I just happened to find a usable diamond mine in my bedroom closet! It's been a fantastic 15 minutes.
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OneHappyPuppy 2 years ago
I believe the correct answer to this post is "oh f*ck off Rebecca he didn't say that"
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Future rose lives in an old castle full of books and cats and various kinds of herbal tea. The castle is far enough from civilization that people start wild rumors about me, but close enough that I can still attend my local book club on Saturday evenings.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Future Bouche is coming, so stock up on the future tuna.
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Karen Lyon 2 years ago
Any time parents post this stuff, I laugh and laugh. I've been a teacher for over 30 years. Kids that age just don't think like this, period. They can be amazingly smart.....but abstract concepts are over their head. Period.
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EarthGrowl 2 years ago
wtf? WTF? WTFF? Is this $hitbiscuit trying to joke about burning two of her children alive? WTFBF?
Just me, myself, and I 2 years ago
The 75 year old is writing from prison, serving time for arson and manslaughter.
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
Same- how come BP didn’t censor it-
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Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
What's more likely if you hear disembodied voices? Sky Daddy is giving you instructions, or you're schizophrenic?
Susie Elle 2 years ago
YOU WILL NOT VACCINATE THIS CHILD! HAVE IT DIE OF PREVENTABLE MEASLES INSTEAD
Just another idiot 2 years ago
Better take that thing to a good mechanic. It seems to be possessed...
And lastly, Talya added: “Social media is not all negative. It allows us to connect with friends who are not local, stay up to date on current events, and share important aspects of our lives with people who are meaningful to us. But as with all good things, we need to make sure that we partake in moderation. We need to check in with ourselves and evaluate if the way we use social media is adding value to our lives, or taking it away. Being critical consumers of this type of media is important not only to our own mental health but to how our communities continue to evolve and interact with each other.”
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JoinMeZoe 2 years ago (edited)
Uhh... I thought everyone could catch the creature. Was i wrong? Really wanna know
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I kind of miss the Pokemon Go craze. I sit out on my front porch and read every evening until it gets dark, and I loved watching the village kids (and some older folks) running around catching Pokemon. If they were close enough, I always asked "what did you catch?? Are there any Eevees out?" This old spinster is a huge Pokemon fan.
Karla Dolman 2 years ago
This might be the only one I actually wish was true! It'd be hilarious if it was. Unfortunately, that's not how the game works.
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Okay but honestly I love Pokémon go interactions, I meet the coolest people. However, it’s always important to be safe and be careful who you talk to
SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago
This is fake but it's a cute story, Lol. Made a fun image in my head
cj be like 1 year ago
This would actually be funny if it was true, lol. I would have let the old man take it
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Sarcastic Jock 2 years ago
I believe they may want to focus more at school. At least in English class.
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
I have ADHD so I always look like I’m not paying attention when I actually am. Some teachers are cool with it since I get good grades, but others aren’t and it’s really frustrating.
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In the kid's mind: You made a good joke (no, but I'll go along), so the teacher suspends their lesson plans for the next two hours to show the kids a very, very inappropriate-for-kids movie? Believe it or not, the teacher could be arrested in the states for showing an R-rated movie to children without parental pernission. Yeah, when I was a kid, we had to get permission slips to see "Wall Street." Not the "Wolves of Wall Street." The Michael Douglas movie about hostile takeovers.
Jcusack 2 years ago
I will give $1 to anyone that can prove that their school "owned" a blue ray player...
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I always carry a copy of It 2 wherever I go in case someone accuses me of something I didn’t do….
Jorge Gonzalez 2 years ago
Until the las sentence it sounds possible. Just a kid trying to be a smart a*s.
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Bill McDowall 2 years ago
Were they taken by the random photographer in post number 1? 🤔
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Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
So this person is admitting they're an obsessive stalker that involves their child in highly illegal revenge schemes?
mark glass 2 years ago
They might have used a recipe from the Donner Party Cookbook.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
Hardly. No dentist has that kind of free time nor would they make a client wait like that.
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SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago
I absolutely love Jurassic park, I could see myself doing this if it wasn't busy
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
You know what, after all the BS my childhood dentist pulled, I could believe this.
Holly Stevens 2 years ago
Too be honest, I would also sit and watch the entirety of Jurassic Park even if I had patients waiting
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Anne Jones 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, when I worked in an office we all had difficulty keeping our clothes on and not having an orgy. Even stinky Dave from Accounts got his rocks off…..🙃
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
IKR? Every single damn time I go into an office they are all going at each other. I thought it was just me, but evidently this is a common occurrence.
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DrBronxx 2 years ago
I almost stopped reading when they said they're always at the office making sure everybody is doing analysis. "Bobert, you getting that analysis done? Jemima! get away from the water cooler and get to analysing! Boberta, no rest for the analysers, amirite? Yes I AM RIGHT, NOW ANALYSE THE S**T OUT OF THE THING!"
François Carré 2 years ago
"When the lights were turned back on, I was the only idiot left with my pants down".
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
“Boss is away, so you know what time it is! Get the condoms and lube!”
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
That's the only part not so far fetched for the city. Had this dude said 10-15 people then it could've been believable.
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Christian Fuller 2 years ago
Hey, y'all hear about that big building collapse in Atlanta? Yeah, me neither.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
I've been in Atlanta for 20 years, never heard of a building collapse here - but a freeway collapsed back in 2017 due to fire
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Lucy Shupe 2 years ago
Why we’re they working on a Sunday to begin with? I know financial markets are international but I’m still wondering why they we’re working (or having an ORGY) on Sunday? Idiot.
Janos Schumacher 2 years ago
"...doing analysis." What the hell is that? "I'm a businessman, I do business, see how hard I go to work and business? I'm so important. Everyone businesses for me. And love have S.E.X."
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green penguin <333 2 years ago
when i was six i would have said "is will smith the guy in barbie life in the dreamhouse"
Anne Jones 2 years ago
When I was 6 I wouldn’t have been able to pronounce Zelensky.
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ОльхаКинг(AlderKing) 2 years ago
i don’t believe a six year old would say this but i do agree with the sentiment
Rostit . 2 years ago
My six year old recited Platos entire works before breakfast that he made himself. He cooks at a michelin chef level. he also has the crypto market figured out and turned my retirement into billions. I will have my own cabin on Mars next year. (this is total sarcasm in case you missed that somehow)
Joshua David 2 years ago
My brother used his little "curly haired haired" daughter stories to feel some sense of fulfillment from his socials as well. I hate when parents do stuff like this. Ever since his daughter turned 16 and he got divorced, he's having a bit of an identity crisis now so hopefully this dudes wife leaves him soon.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Not totally unrealistic. Six-year-olds do pick up what they hear adults say.
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Iva Kazalova 2 years ago
How desperate for attention must you be to even muster this up? 🤨🤦♂️
Haute Momma 2 years ago
Wow, I assumed these posts were largely made by children. But, judging by this person's feet, they're too old to think this will work.
Mary Bricklin 2 years ago
I mean... this could have happened. People are idiots. I used to get dressed in the dark when I was still a kid. Went to school with my shirts inside out or backwards and sometimes it was both.
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Wow! That’s so wacky! I can’t believe you did that! Here, have a cookie 🙄
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Anne Jones 2 years ago
We don’t have enough police officers to deal with real crime, let alone this bollocks.
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
He said, “Merry F*****g Christmas” before he set his neighbor’s house on fire. That’s probably why he was arrested 😂
Karla Dolman 2 years ago (edited)
This man clearly can't say he's English. The country next door is full of these morons, unfortunately, it's a really accurate snap shot of what a majority of English people are like. Over here in Wales, up in Scotland, over in Ireland, the people are all mostly nice, mostly normal, cross the bridge to England and it's just a cesspit of idiotic racists.
UpupaEpops 2 years ago
Oh, God I know people like these. Couldn't convince them for the life of me that it's not illegal to say Merry Christmas in Britain. BuT ThE tv sAiD iT's IlLegAl! I even had to take pictures at Sainsbury's to prove that Christmas cards exist.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
No, merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Like the song.
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Alecto76 2 years ago (edited)
Back when my cousin was 4 he approached me at Christmas and said, in a young child way of talking, "I have a present for you." I said that was very sweet. He said "hold out your hand." I did and he filled it with dead spiders he gathered from the porch.
Bill McDowall 2 years ago
So what you're saying is that he used the physicality of the dead spiders to show the fleeting nature of life in a non verbal way? 😝
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Karla Dolman 2 years ago
Actually, he wrong. Words do die, books rot and get forgotten, everyone does, everything does, nothing remains and nothing is eternal. Send your toddler to better philosophy lessons.
Mark McCawley 2 years ago
I do believe that her son is smarter than her though. I mean he's not posting complete b******t on the internet for likes.
Donut Overload 2 years ago
Well obviously he’s smarter than you, he didn’t post something that shows -3 braincells.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I love the response you usually see to this one, a guy writes: "Oh, shut the f*** up, Rebecca. He did not say that."
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Yes, because toddlers r just THAT articulate, as well as voracious readers at 3 yo
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Karla Dolman 2 years ago
What's scary is that he might not be lying about having a child and that child is getting brought up with this kind of person.
The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago
They were asked to use different pronouns for other people and were then forced to vote for trump
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Monday 2 years ago
If I had to believe one I'd choose this one. Mainly because I want to see a movie like this.
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
I had a similar date once, he was just not going to fit in my meat life, we kill to eat from our farm. He was very much a vegetarian with a different out look on like .
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Day 2 years ago
I mean, it could be that it senses that you're sad about the queen's passing (or the fact that her corgi's lost their owner lol)
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
My dog did a dog thing the other day and I'm sure it was because the sun and moon were in alignment in another country on a continent that we do not live. He just knew.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I mean my dog was depressed after my parents died but then again, we all lived together. It was heart breaking seeing him like that so we got him a brother and after a few weeks he perked up 😊
Karla Dolman 2 years ago
Ah yes, Because QE2 was mystically linked to all Corgies of the UK. Actually most Corgies are Welsh and we HATE the English royals and the English, QE2's Corgies are probably happy she's dead.
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Depends on how drunk I suppose. That said, drunk enough to sleep with a random stranger you find in your house would be too drunk!
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Lord Tubbington 2 years ago
This is Jackie French a well known Australian author. She does school and library visits. Oh and libraries are free in Australia.
Ulrika Valeikaite 2 years ago
Oh my god are libraries not free in the US? Sorry I'm european and this is news for me. Is there anything free in your country? Besides freedom ofc
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
How big is that school?!? How could you possibly fit that many kids in a hall? An auditorium ok very believable, but no chance in a hall.
Matilda 2 years ago
We used to have school assemblies with the whole school in the hall..would be between 800-1000 pupils. Totally normal here in the UK
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François Carré 2 years ago
Wait, this can totally happen in a library, rather with 6 kids than with 600 though.
Karla Dolman 2 years ago (edited)
If you took 1000 books for a year, it'd be pretty expensive in late fees.
Peter 2 years ago
Could be 1000 books over the course of a year; say 10 books every 3 or 4 days. And then return them for new ones. But that's a lot of reading to get done!
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
No way you can hear them clapping, they're all wearing gloves on their toy heist
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Honestly if it was an older kid I might believe it… I can see my 10 yo brother saying that.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Pretty sure this one's a joke, they're not actually trying to pass this off as something their kid said
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boone williams 2 years ago
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE GUY WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS!!!
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Christian Fuller 2 years ago
I don't doubt the 9 YO was raising prices, but it wasn't to "better understand the price sensitivity of demand." Not in those terms, anyway.
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James Frail 2 years ago
If you know who David Pakman is, then it's beyond obvious that this is satire. There's only one person who unironically claims that big men come to him with tears in their eyes about unfair treatment.
Hugh Walter 2 years ago
Why do they call themselves progressives, when they are so clearly parochial reactionaries?
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Fay Kneuse 2 years ago
When I was 9, I wrote to John Major, the UK Prime Minister, asking for him to change his stance on refugees from the Kosovo war. I grew up in a very political household, and knew a reasonable amount about politics because I had ears and heard what my parents were talking about. We had just had a seriously turbulent decade politically with Thatcher, the miners strikes, police brutality, a recession and mass unemployment. What's more, I really cared. What I didn't know is that my parents had a copy and my dad read it at my wedding. This is definitely, definitely not a stretch. Kids are really astute and see everything as black and white. Having a very strong sense of social injustice is a learned behaviour. So yes, this probably is true.
Karla Dolman 2 years ago
Still the best fake kids thing on the Internet. This fake child has it all right!
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I weep for people who are so ideologically bent that they'd be proud that their child blames Elon Musk ... the guy who created a business model to make electronic cars feasible ... for destroying the world. Even if you think Musk cynically manipulated rich people into rationalizing that they're saving the world by buying expensive, luxury cars ... or even if you think global warming is absolutely fake and he's just trying to cheat governments ... or that electric cars really aren't better for true environmental problems than ICE cars ... how the f do you BLAME him for destroying the world?
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Monday 2 years ago
Except the kid would have said "my seat is wet" and the mom would have smelled it was just water. Realistic action, fake reaction.
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When ironing one time, I overfilled the iron so it drizzled onto the floor right behind a plushie dog. My wife, cleaning up the floor, picked up the dog, saw the wet spot, didn't see anything that would be leaking and complained the dog wet the carpet. If it counts, I clapped. And I swear, so did many of the other plushies.
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
This probably did happen. I saw a lady smash a HUGE wad of sticky gum in the hair of the woman in the seat in front of her because she had her hair hanging over the back of the seat, blocking the little tv. She was asked to move it and flipped the lady off...she definitely had to cut her hair to get the gum out.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
The story being believable or doing that to a kid? Either way, I don't think you deserved a downvote.
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Corvus 2 years ago
Hard to say which is worse - the 6-yo kid getting nursed, or the fact she used "boob" as a verb!
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
I'm the english language, you can verb anything
Load More Replies... Jcusack 2 years ago
I'm more surprised she didn't refer to him as her 77 Month old.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I could understand the age in an area with food scarcity and it's the best a mom can do to feed her kid but, outside of that scenario, I find it quite odd and concerning. The language totally bull though; it disturbs me
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Ok so maybe it's just me being ignorant but is Republican Socialist a thing? I'm from US so that's why it really confuses me
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
America’s whole world of ‘Republican’ ‘socialist’ & ‘Democrats’ is confusing to the entire globe 😆
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Tamra 2 years ago
I'm setting the intention to be 15 years younger and 10 million dollars richer. *taps foot impatiently, checks watch*
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Ha ha, my intention is for Pedro Pascal to be my boyfriend, I’ll let you know how it goes. I spend most of my days at home in almost the middle of nowhere, but I’m sure he’ll find me!
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Bill McDowall 2 years ago
Underground agent in Java? So sheknocked up a quick website or something? 🤔
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Johnnynatfan 2 years ago
This is BS lies that the right wing nut jobs made up. No School put litter boxes in for kids who identify as a cat.
Holly The cat 2 years ago
yeah, they probably got it off the Babylon Bee. Which is SATIRE. Not real.
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Can I post this comment??? Like bro, not true... The only kitty litter in schools is for puke.
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Gwyneth Jones 2 years ago (edited)
Ummm riiiiiight. Totes agree fellow Jones. Taught Middle School for 30 years in a very liberal area outside Washington, DC -- this just doesn't happen. Except in the minds of fanatics and conservative politicians.
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Roman Hans 2 years ago
Post a photo and give the school's name. But maybe wait until it exists.
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Hugh Walter 2 years ago
We don't even have 'Antifa' in the UK, but all these far-right clowns are complete fantasists, look at that Joshua Bonehill!
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Dani M 2 years ago
i am going to throw up. this list needs to come with a warning to have a bucket by your side
Frosty 2 years ago
Just for you, i will try to create one 🤢 because this should be a necessity
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Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
Yes, because the pilot has authority over border control in the UK and can tell customs that you can go straight through - hmmm, but how to get home?
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Don't worry, as per another post in this thread, if they have a copy of the Declaration of Independence with them, airport security will wave them through
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
You can't bring a bottle of water through security but can board without a passport? Ok sure buddy
#49
Sinkvenice 2 years ago
Why would you lie about firing and suspending people? It makes him look like a colossal a-hole.
#50
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
I did until he came out with a load of anti-vax stuff and didn’t he cheat on his wife or do something else douchey?
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potatoe 2 years ago
I can kinda believe this happened- when I was round 8 to 10ths old (can’t put a handle to it) I was first introduced to climate change (more specifically global warming) and was depressed about it for the following 2 months that everyone was gonna die and we weren’t doing anything bout it
TheElderNom 2 years ago
A friend of mine heard about inflation when he was nine, after getting a simple explanation of what it was he decided to solve it by tossing his allowance in the river.
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
8 year old me might have said this I had just learned about climate change and was very sad about it
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Anne Jones 2 years ago (edited)
This does sound like it could be British banter. We love banter.
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Syrah 2 years ago
This would happen in the UK as Meal Deal is a thing and this tweet is about her embarrassment at the misunderstanding 🤣
Jcusack 2 years ago
Thank you! I didn't get why this one was on here either... Clearly from context clues she was saying this. But once again I return to the demographic of 30-50% of people do not have an internal dialogue and brings things back into perspective.
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This is the one I’ve read that I think might have actually happened
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
Not only could this easily have happened in a moment of acute temporary brainfail, but it's an amusingly self-deprecating little story, unlike all the self-aggrandising wankage composing the rest of this list. Fair play to Sarah for this fun anecdote, real or invented
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Yeah this one is actually believable. Alot of people pull the "I have a significant other" when someone asks them an innocent question. "Excuse me miss", "I have a boyfriend", "good for you, your sweater fell off your chair"
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Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
It's anti-Muslim rhetoric. Xenophobic groups try to get their followers to not support places that offer Halal meat because they claim its animal cruelty the way they kill the animal.
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Frosty 2 years ago (edited)
As a muslim, the way we kill the animals is so that there is the least pain involved, instead of causing more pain to the animal. What a load of b******t this toddler like man is trying to impose- And imagine the poor employee there, wondering what the hell happened
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Tamra 2 years ago
Pfft. I don't personally know anyone who expects the US government to do the right thing. *Wanting* and *expecting* are very different things.
Gwyneth Jones 2 years ago
Britney Griner. The US basketball player who accidentally packed cannabis oil cartridges in her luggage and was detained in Russia.
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
Yeah I could maybe see that happening I do remember the Obama vs Romney election and I think I was around 6 but I barely remember it and at the time I kind of thought of it like idk rooting for a super bowl team (I refuse to say who I wanted to win as I don’t want to get into a political argument with anyone and it’s not the point) but I can’t see a 6 year old knowing any political issues so idk
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
I can believe this. A six-year-old could easily pick up on a concept like "get her out" if the adults in the house were obsessing over it. It would be erroneous, however, to conclude from that that the child was engaging with the issue on a political level. They'd just be reacting to the vibe in the home.
It's ame Mario 2 years ago
Well my 6 year old used to call Donald Trump Donald Duck....and it want some crazy conspiracy lol
Tamra 2 years ago
Not sure why you guys are so obsessed with Hunter Biden. He's not the f*****g president, now is he? How many agencies have had a crack at that hard drive? Enough to find something if it was there.
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Annie Plamondon 2 years ago
'Lor bless ye, yes! ' - if anyone recognizes the quote. Socially unfavoured people don't exist for the sake of showcasing someone else's merit.
i believe in dendro supremacy 2 years ago (edited)
the literal only true aspect about this is that cars get broken into all the time in austin :D my aunt's (who lives there) car has been broken into 4 times.
#59
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
and so did the stove and chicken nuggets
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Verinder of the Valley 2 years ago
Seven month old??? Lady, you have Einstein on your hands! /s
ОльхаКинг(AlderKing) 2 years ago
this post was probably sarcastic but if it wasn’t then bro how gullible do you think we are
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
"My 7 month old daughter said" No, she didn't say anything, she's 7 months old
I'm a Furry, so what? 2 years ago
I've seen this post. The photo is obviously a baby doll balancing on the pump lmaooooo >-<
#61
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
Why didn't he just go in the garbage and then toss it out the window?
Corvus 2 years ago
Sometimes, toilets are completely separate from bathrooms - that's how it's like in my apartment. So this one is plausible... more or less.
Soozie Beech 2 years ago
Except that surely he'd go back and ask where the toilet was?
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Anne Jones 2 years ago
I’m not surprised they clapped once the awful Noddy book was finally finished.
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
What is it with all the clapping? I’ve never heard anyone randomly clapping at something.
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
The closest I can think of is we were doing an orientation at my school and they were introducing the student leaders and I thought we were supposed to clap so I started clapping and at first nobody else was clapping and it was really awkward and eventually a few people hesitantly started clapping and after another minute or so a large handful of the rest joined in
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Ione Alva-wies 2 years ago
Honestly yeah most ten year olds aren't that innocent
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Dodo (they/them) 2 years ago
When I was at school it stood for Personal, Health and Social Education. Which was a fancy way of saying Sex Ed mostly.
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Yes! Destroy gender-specific clothing! Or at least make a gender-neutral clothes section!
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ОльхаКинг(AlderKing) 2 years ago
don’t think elon musk’s mom would be at a random art studio 🤨
Lesley Thomas 2 years ago
Does elon musk even have a mother? I think he was hatched in a laboratory somewhere
Eric Ebeling 2 years ago
Anand Giridharadas actually did write a book on this topic called "Winners Take All: The Elite Charade of Changing the World." So, no reason to think this isn't accurate.
Jcusack 2 years ago
LOL it's called self promotion Eric... He fabricated a story to have people look up his book. Like you did... haha
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describe what she looks like without looking her up. ready? set. GO!
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
I know some 6th and 7th graders who would do this
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Matthew Jameson 2 years ago
Q: Why do guys in Lottbridge have sex on the edge of cliffs? A: So the sheep will push back.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Lottbridge? A: The leisure centre.
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Jcusack 2 years ago
Could... they possibly... maybe... have been talking about Women's Football? And Idk maybe because a woman wouldn't be listed on the greatest of all time list until maybe 50? Christine Sinclair has 190 goals all time highest for Women's Vs. 509 by Christian Ronaldo in just his league. Overall he is at 834 which is 70 more than Pele who is also regarded as the greatest. So for a women's name to be mentioned foe best in the world, yes that would be ridiculous. So statistically he is 438% better than the greatest women's soccer player. Therefore unintelligent conversation or fake.
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Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
If they're talking about tennis, I get it. But not about football/soccer.
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
I have been in work at pubs and heard men talk like this, it’s not unusual, my ex was a huge fan of the female world champion of mountain bike downhill riding, he’s such a ‘blokes bloke’ that it surprised me when he wouldn’t shut up about it or the time his time nearly (by 10mins) came close to her early scores in competition 😆
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
We don't salute the monarch in Britain. Civilians don't salute at all, ever. Unless they're being sarcastic.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Factoid: according to QI the American president didn't give salutes until Ronald Reagan, who did it almost as a reflex from his time playing soldiers in his acting career.
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
A guy I know who did a bit of telly in the 90s and 2000s says he met Eubank in the Adelphi Hotel in Liverpool and offered go buy him a drink. "Well," said Eubank, "As you know, I'm a Muslim. So I'll have a small port." Appropriately enough for this thread, this is an unverifiable story that I am offering to you as it was told to me.
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Anne Jones 2 years ago
Don’t get it. Btw, the donation boxes don’t take bread. Only dried or canned goods.
Bethan Coleman 2 years ago
When the British Queen died a lot of people left marmalade sandwiches with the floral tributes near Buckingham Palace. It's from when the Queen did a short TV sketch with a marmalade loving book/film character called Paddington Bear.
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Rostit . 2 years ago
"I vandalized a guys car for calling me fat." Let's say he did call you fat. Now he thinks you're fat and a c**t and he can press charges for damage to his car if he was petty. Not sure how you consider that a win. No one should call people fat or whatever but I promise acting like that back wont change his mind.
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Addi Moore <3 2 years ago
u wanna know what i cal that: BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Right, because Piers Morgan has always tried so hard to avoid looking like a total c**t
#77
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
I’m sorry sir but she would have let you lay there while she hiked back to the car alone
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
This is like that Mitchell & Webb sketch where they're trying to teach Caesar how to refer to himself in the third person.
#80
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Yeah, lifelong sinus allergy stuff, I just use paper towels, kleenex too easy to blow through into shreds. Hate that mess.
Bethan Coleman 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, a lot of tissues were called that. The company I work for changed the name of their own brand tissues from "man size" to"extra large" a couple of years ago.
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Libstak 2 years ago
This is possible given that some hospitals had to hire refrigerated containers in New York to cope with the influx at the height of the pandemic.
OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah... but not in December 2022. Or June. Bloody Yank dates.
Load More Replies... Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
I’m not sure how this is on this list, it’s not like she said her daughter was 7. I’m sure this conversation happened in many families at the height of the Pandemic.
Bethan Coleman 2 years ago
The date on the message is June/December 2022. The pandemic was at its height in 2020/21
Load More Replies... Donnie Mc00 2 years ago
didnt happen eh? it happened all over the world. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/georgia-morgues-running-out-of-space-due-to-significant-increase-in-covid-related-deaths
#82
OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
Well, he's not wrong. Except, I suppose, in limiting Liz Truss's problems to one.
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Count yourself lucky she’s not your local MP, she’s useless! Unless she is 😬
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#85
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Right. Maybe I'm just bitter and biased but, every neurologist I've met have been pompous jerks who won't budge in their standings or beliefs. Took so long for one to accept that maybe, just maybe, fibromyalgia is legit; though perhaps we should rerun some tests because certainly there has to be something "more tangible".
Cara 2 years ago
Send them the research paper from 2021 (I think) on the passive transfer of fibromyalgia to mice ie they took some immune proteiney stuff from people with fibromyalgia, injected it into mice . Who then developed symptoms of fibromyalgia. You could also send them the Royal College of Physicians Diagnostic Guidelines for Fibromyalgia that actually state it is not all in the mind. We need to educate the world (which includes a lot of healthcare professionals) that chronic pain is real, but that recovery is possible and tell them to read up about nociplastic pain. I shall now step off my soap box. Sorry for the rant!
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Matthew Jameson 2 years ago
I asked to use the restroom at a 7-11 and was told it was for employees only so I filled out an application, got hired three weeks later and used the restroom. My first job was to mop up my weeks of p**s in the aisles.
Rostit . 2 years ago
sorry some of that was mine. I didnt get the job. you stole it.
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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
When could a 17 yr old work in a bar? I can’t believe I’ve gotten this far down the list, but I’m on hold and this is better than the hold music!
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
Underage kids can collect glasses and that kind of s**t, but they can't serve. But yes, this is h*rseshit anti-striker propaganda.
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LeMurierBonjour 2 years ago
Click on the _DHOTYA link for the full story. Basically, husband was surprised to receive the drinks and asked how the flight attendant knew that he was thirsty; she said ' your wife told me'; he said 'my wife passed away and i am flying with her coffin today in cargo'.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
No need for part 2, we all know it will end up with all the passengers cheering and clapping
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Mavis 2 years ago
In a recent TV interview Trump said everyone in the NY courthouse cried when he was arrested. 🤣 He is the king of b******t.
James Frail 2 years ago
And staff issued a subsequent statement saying that no such thing happened.
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Pink kitty 2 years ago
I can't keep reading this nonsense. My eyes are hurting from rolling them so much
Peppy Piplup 2 years ago
This is better than the actual r/ThatHappened sub which is full of people posting the most mundane things and insisting that they could NEVER happen. Oh, this six year old wrote a poem with one slightly complicated word (that she probably heard on TV or something) r/THATHAPPENED. Oh, a stranger forgot her wallet at the till so the customer behind her offered to pay because she was only buying one chocolate bar anyway, IMPOSSIBLE, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS-
Rabbit Of ill Portent 2 years ago
Ugh okay so I had an acquaintance from back when I was in high school that would do this kind of sh!t all the time. I was still nice to him but kept my distance. I s**t thee not, a few years back he messages me on Facebook and I messaged back, asked him how he is, how's life etc and he STILL does the same thing! Saying stuff like "yeah I was at Tommy's beach house this weekend, you'll know him as Tom Cruise.." the second hand embarrassment was too much I had to block him. It's like dude. We're in our thirties now... If you need to make sh!t up to seem more interesting, get a hobby or two...
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Don't judge. My brother does stuff like this and it ends up he's schizophrenic. Growing up we just thought he was a braggart. It was something else. Thank God all the old neighborhood friends know he's sick and tolerate him.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I read up to item 4 but my eyes rolled back so far in my head that I had to get surgery. The doctor did it by using a butter knife. And everyone clapped. /s
Kenny Kulbiski 2 years ago
I didn't even come close to finishing because it sounded so much like all those AITA posts on Panda.
Thenatural 2 years ago
You could literally dedicate the whole of that b******t Exploding Unicorn twitter page to this thread
Mavis 2 years ago
In a recent TV interview Trump said everyone in the NY courthouse cried when he was arrested. 🤣 He is the king of b******t.
James Frail 2 years ago
And staff issued a subsequent statement saying that no such thing happened.
Load More Replies... Pink kitty 2 years ago
I can't keep reading this nonsense. My eyes are hurting from rolling them so much
Peppy Piplup 2 years ago
This is better than the actual r/ThatHappened sub which is full of people posting the most mundane things and insisting that they could NEVER happen. Oh, this six year old wrote a poem with one slightly complicated word (that she probably heard on TV or something) r/THATHAPPENED. Oh, a stranger forgot her wallet at the till so the customer behind her offered to pay because she was only buying one chocolate bar anyway, IMPOSSIBLE, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS-
Rabbit Of ill Portent 2 years ago
Ugh okay so I had an acquaintance from back when I was in high school that would do this kind of sh!t all the time. I was still nice to him but kept my distance. I s**t thee not, a few years back he messages me on Facebook and I messaged back, asked him how he is, how's life etc and he STILL does the same thing! Saying stuff like "yeah I was at Tommy's beach house this weekend, you'll know him as Tom Cruise.." the second hand embarrassment was too much I had to block him. It's like dude. We're in our thirties now... If you need to make sh!t up to seem more interesting, get a hobby or two...
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Don't judge. My brother does stuff like this and it ends up he's schizophrenic. Growing up we just thought he was a braggart. It was something else. Thank God all the old neighborhood friends know he's sick and tolerate him.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I read up to item 4 but my eyes rolled back so far in my head that I had to get surgery. The doctor did it by using a butter knife. And everyone clapped. /s
Kenny Kulbiski 2 years ago
I didn't even come close to finishing because it sounded so much like all those AITA posts on Panda.
Thenatural 2 years ago
You could literally dedicate the whole of that b******t Exploding Unicorn twitter page to this thread
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